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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed May 16, 2007 7:47 pm |
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OK here's a couple days of lads:
SadMack freeman has called about a thousand times which is actually quite slow for him He needs his money..yadda yadda..a few days worth of that and today he said that he does not want his money wired to the USA but send it now to the UK, so I accused him of being dam juma trying to pull a fast one again as the REAL mack said to NEVER send money to the UK. He begged and pleaded and tried to get me to belive is really is who he says he is..I just said 'OK dam juma whatever you say' so now he is really stressing and trying to convince the unconvincable
FooFoo has called about the transfer we spoke and he gave me his email to give to chris as I had not seen him all day..I usually keep him on for quite a few minutes too..so thats good which is probably tied in to that reply ^^
Some Hemmoroid has been calling for Susan, he is not too chatty but tries to be polite and just wants me to tell you he called
Kamara??(sp) 4 Charles croker..your new lad, nothing exciting just gave me his phone number to pass on
President of CBN (didn't give me a name ) wants maybe Mrs Ellis or something similar..it was a crap connection I really thought a man of his caliber would not have such problems but I really could not understand who he was asking for.
Call for Gary Edward maybe? from Barr David. He says he is your long time friend and wants to speak to you..I asked if he was ur boyfriend because you like men..he laughed and said nooooo I am not like that. Really got him off guard, I went to go get you and he hung up after a couple mins. He did not ask who I was so you can say I am 'cousin, wife, gfriend..etc' and was playing with him about you liking blokes |
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2891miles
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Dec 2006
Posts: 156
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Thu May 17, 2007 4:24 am |
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Call for Gary Edward maybe? from Barr David. |
That is probably my barrister who is getting a little frustrated since he can't get me on the phone.
I've told him our marriage is falling apart because you are tired of talking to the people who keep calling me.
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from BARRISTER S0L4N0 DAVID <[email protected]>
to Gary 3dm0nd <[email protected]>
date May 16, 2007 8:19 PM
subject Re: Barrister Solano David
signed-by yahoo.com
mailed-by yahoo.com
Dear Gary,
Thank for your mail.I will call you by 8am tomorrow morning,so please stay glued to your phone by 8am so that we can talk.
I need to advice you on certain things.
Talk to you tomorrow morning,
Bye
Barrister S0l4n0 |
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adam12
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Posts: 94
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Thu May 17, 2007 1:56 pm |
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Apparently my pet thinks you're doing a really good job. Perhaps it's time for a raise ?
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Hello N4than B3rkley,
Thank be to you .....
I was the person that called your Secretary yesterday that I wan't to change my Information, I mean, I don't wan't you to send the money to USA again, But its was unfornately that when i came to the Net, I saw your message ..
No problem give the Secretary the $500 as i have promise .Alright..
Tell her i was the same M4rk Fr33man that called her yesterday and tell her that she is doing a great job. |
I replied back that I believe Dam Juma called again and requested that the money be sent to the UK, because Mr. Freeman wants to collect the money through a US contact...
Obviously all this misinformation is going to delay payment unfortunately. |
_________________ "Treat this matter urgent.i have patience alot for you and your ball games you are playing how can you send money and the mtcn number did not match that is a fraud you are doing and it can laed some to jail here in nigeria. so be good to me so that i can help you out in this transcation." - Nuhu Ribadu
"Look if you send this Money to any One rather than the Name i sent to you, You will be Hold responsible for any Money Laundry ." - William James
"I HOPE THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME STUPID." - Prof. Chuckie Soludo |
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Bungo Pony
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Posts: 186
Location: Peachland
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Thu May 17, 2007 3:04 pm |
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President of CBN (didn't give me a name ) wants maybe Mrs Ellis or something similar |
That may have been for me (looking for Mr. Enis) but I don't know who or what the hell CBN is. |
_________________ "we tried The Number you gave to us and it keep on Ringing and After a while it started Ringing ina Suprise way." - N1kk D0ugla5
"I don't want you to be faster than your shoes." - 1brah1m Qvattara |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Thu May 17, 2007 3:09 pm |
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Bungo Pony
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Posts: 186
Location: Peachland
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Thu May 17, 2007 3:32 pm |
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That's kinda what I figured, but I get contacted by several banks in Nigeria, so I have no fricken clue who it was |
_________________ "we tried The Number you gave to us and it keep on Ringing and After a while it started Ringing ina Suprise way." - N1kk D0ugla5
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu May 17, 2007 7:12 pm |
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I had a few calls today and not able to track them all, as I is easily confused . So if your lad says he spoke to me he probably did as I have had a few differnt ones that I have not 'bonded' with yet
As for SadMax he called earilier and was rather pleased that you have made the payment and wanted to know if you had given me the $500 yet, I told him not yet as you were out of the office. But he was happy enough and said to check your email. Then he called back later and said he wants you to re-scan the MTCN as it is too blurry and he cannot read it I said that he sure has alot of problems and asked if these kind of things always happen to him . I told him i would pass his message to you but I assume he is using the wrong computer or program to open the picture as there is not usally problems with this type of thing but he did not agree with me
Couple calls from the Hemmoroid again and I keep giving him a hard time trying to figure out why he wants U..but he is patient..too bloody patient. |
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Septic
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 62
Location: Trying to keep a foothold on the planet!
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Fri May 18, 2007 10:32 am |
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This 'kamara' is an odd one. Seems to think his powers of pursuasion are superior by phone and he's dead keen to speak to me. I'm a 'surgeon' for God's sake - does he expect me to chat to him in the operating theatre? Endless Flextel voicemail at the moment, but he may well try you again.
'Battyboy' in the meantime has had his legs severely slapped for putting me in the poo with the FSA. Seems he's given me 'dodgy' bank account details that could be under investigation by the Regulators! Last thing I need - just coming out of hospital as well! He's not having a lot of luck getting his money and may be getting desperate for a chat. |
_________________ My doctor told me to cut my sex-life by half. But which half - thinking about it or talking about it? |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri May 18, 2007 5:25 pm |
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^^^ battyboi called you today to see how you were doing after 'the accident'
Call from Andrew saying he finished the templates and has emailed them to you for your perusal
Call for martin, guess he just wanted to say hello as he did not leave a message |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri May 18, 2007 10:18 pm |
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vpmanchester wrote: |
Call from Andrew saying he finished the templates and has emailed them to you for your perusal |
Ya mean Angel? As in Angel Rich?
I got the photos today but they're crap. The first photos are always crap. For some reason the lads don't understand what an attachment is and they never actually photograph the template. This spastard is no exception.
He's got to take them again.
Expect him to ring again when I slap him for his shoddy work. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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dandan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Mar 2007
Posts: 61
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Sat May 19, 2007 12:49 am |
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@ VP
Thanks for taking care of "my Hemmaroid" whils't work commitments have kept me occupied for the last couple of weeks. He is actually '' who is being baited by other eater members.
An ASEM sent him off script,and he conveiniently adopted his new name that I put into the email.
'Suesan' --the victim, is a pregnant,deserted woman who he is trying to scam out of her last few dollars.She has been very sick,and been in hospital and unable to answer emails,Ive hinted that Suesan may be interested in a 'relationship' and possibly visit him, and he is VERY keen to pursue that option.
Suesan won't make the payment untill he has called her,and provided more details of his "honesty"
It would be great to hear 'Hemaroid and Sue' hit it off.
Thanks
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Sat May 19, 2007 7:00 pm |
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@Slightlyoutofit
Yeah thats the one he called today when I was on the road and he was not too happy when I told him you said his work was rubbish He said he was going to check his email and truely sounded very dismayed at the thought of you not liking his piccys..I sure hope you do not crush his hopes and ambitions of scamming every last cent from you
I had a few other calls one from a vice president something from Ghana and I could not really understand him so I let him do most of the talking so he will no doubt email whoever |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Mon May 21, 2007 9:48 am |
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Poor Sad Mack
It seems that he is STILL having probs getting the money how long has it been now..1 month +++ I have told him that you would not be home for about two weeks...and as usual he was not listening to me...then finally when he figured out what 2 weeks was...he was not happy. I sure hope I did not mislead him and cause any unnecessary stress for him, I did thank him for the $500 earlier this morning though so he does not need to worry about you not paying me now Expect more emails..and once he comes up with a plan..I am positive he will call back.
http://media.putfile.com/sadmac21may |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue May 22, 2007 4:12 pm |
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I just love it when a 'plan' comes together
Poor sad mack is being told one thing by adam12 and another thing by the secretary 'me' of course I am not really as competent as my 'boss' thinks I am.
http://media.putfile.com/sadmacktuewav |
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JosephPorterKCB
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 24
Location: Canada
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Wed May 23, 2007 12:46 am |
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Well expect a call from asking for either , or . If you do, tell him that your Cousin and then blast him out of the water with some nice, ear splitting psychosis.
I wonder how my lad will react?
Remember: asking for . |
_________________ Decrypt this!
CYQEN EWTJX YGEUB DXGOG!
Thanks Marvinator for the pics! |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed May 23, 2007 1:04 pm |
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4Steven frm Wisdom, this lad has called twice for you and is very impatient, he will not wait while I go get you so why does he call if he does not want to talk?? He of course wants you to call him! So if he is lucky enough to speak to ma again he will be told off for playing with the phone and sent home to his mommie. both calls are less than 1 min each
http://media.putfile.com/wisdom4steven1
http://media.putfile.com/wisdom4steven2
@adam12
You have really created a mess leaving your inept secretary in charge while you are away...I told you I needed email training as i simply do not understand how to check it...and how am I supposed to retrieve the money back from WU when you sent it..I told mark that it is out of our hands and he can complain to the WU disservice agents that you have given him the number too. first call only 1 minuet and 2nd one 4plus..we are both arguing at the same time so i dunno how the audio will play out...it seems that you have told us both very different things...'O' do hurry back as I do not want to inconvenience Mack any more than possible
http://media.putfile.com/SadMadMac1
http://media.putfile.com/SadMadMac4mins |
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Death
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 May 2006
Posts: 140
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Wed May 23, 2007 1:16 pm |
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You may get a call for 3v@n Fl0w, do what you want, the mugu's a useless idiot. |
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fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (martins ehis) |
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wanamaker
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 146
Location: van, down by the river
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Fri May 25, 2007 12:04 am |
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L0ma (woman) for Jack Benny should call soon
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Hi Babe Sorry about the cell phone, my hearing is bad due to a rocket during desert storm. I will give you a number to my satelite phone, but sometimes my housekeeper picks it up when I dont hear it, she can be difucult but you can sweet talk her into getting me on the line.
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I got her a gift, making her guess what it is. Wont tell her where its been.
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adam12
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Posts: 94
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Fri May 25, 2007 12:52 am |
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@vpmanchester"
I'll be back tomorrow, in time to ship his $20k to Nigeria. But leave it to the shipping company to delay his payday even more! |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri May 25, 2007 3:10 pm |
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@Slightlyoutofit
Whhhooo Hooo me n your lad Angel just had a right ole shoutin match He has called 3 times today and (being polite)' I say one minute and I will go and get him for you' and 3 times he does not wait but hangs up the phone immediately..no waiting at all. So when he just called this 4th time I asked him why he was so stupid and did he know how to use a phone because I keep getting you and he has hung the phone up..well he tried his demanding me to give you the phone calling me names and I in return called him names and told him to kiss my ass and told him to go to his mommie to get his nappy changed..he said he was a 69 yr old man..bla bla....then he hung the phone up
Why is it when the recorder is not setup I get a good one on..I am quite sure you will receive a email soon |
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Fri May 25, 2007 5:06 pm |
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A Veronic@ D0ss0 may be calling you.
My character's name is 0rs0n Sw1ndl4, former budget director for Bill Clinton (I think).
Anyways, she's asking for a number, I'll tell her you're my secretary... |
_________________ We are yet to ascertain why you put us all through this stress. Our agent went to collect the money you sent, he filled the form and was told there was a problem with the followings...
THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS,WELL LIFE IS NOT GOING WELL AS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD FOR A GOOD CONTRACTS TO SHOWCASE MY ADULT BIZ IN PHORNOGRAPHY. -- SMITH PETER
Also I am very surprised that you suddenly started calling me Mr. Chuck, What kind of man are you? -- Prof. Charles "Chuck" Soludo
"Holy Ghost..... FIYAH!!! Holy Ghost....FIYAH!!!" -- Rason Makolu (Invoking God's own artillery against Soundboard Satan) |
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Lizzy Bordom
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 113
Location: Stuck in this box...
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Fri May 25, 2007 7:27 pm |
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Be expecting a call from Harry regarding Teri. I told him that you are my Aunt and that he has to win your approval. He has ask me to marry him, but, I have not given him an answer. I told him he would have to come up with something REALLY special to get me to say yes.
Just ask him lot's of questions to see if he is good enough for your only niece. You are my Aunt RosaLee. Just have some fun with him. Get him to tell you about his crazy zipper... |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Sat May 26, 2007 2:56 pm |
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OK, I am abit slow but I have now setup the voicemail for flextel for when the lads call 'out of hours' so they won't feel unwanted and here is a couple from this morning.
1) Sounds like he wants Mica or Michael??? I am quite unsure
http://media.putfile.com/Mika-16
2) This one is too low for me to hear at the moment, so i am unsure who he wants but I am sure you will get an email.
http://media.putfile.com/LadCall |
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Bungo Pony
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Posts: 186
Location: Peachland
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Sun May 27, 2007 2:22 pm |
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My buddy T0ny K0f1 gave you a call looking for Pavl En1s Bvrns:
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Thanks so much for your email, I called your office yesterday but a lady pick the phone but i couldn't get what she was saying |
He's going to be taking pictures for me for advertising purposes. I'll tell him you're my secretary. |
_________________ "we tried The Number you gave to us and it keep on Ringing and After a while it started Ringing ina Suprise way." - N1kk D0ugla5
"I don't want you to be faster than your shoes." - 1brah1m Qvattara |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Sun May 27, 2007 11:08 pm |
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^^^ he may of reached the voicemail and I will be changing the message frequently for my own amusement, just the normal saying hello a few times and then telling them to call back. I want to keep them on long enough to burn thier credit as usual when I am not available
I had a few calls today..most left really short msg's that mean very little and only one that I could figure out. The Hongkong lad and I cannot remember who he belongs too.
only 40 secs so nothing of much interest
http://media.putfile.com/hongkong-44 |
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