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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:10 am

My standard reply is to ask a lad where he got my e-mail address from. LOL he admits to using google

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from dannis emile <[email protected]> to Frank Drachman <[email protected]>
date May 11, 2007 10:44 AM
subject Re: REPLY FROM DANNIS EMILE
signed-by yahoo.ca

Dearest Uncle Frank

I am sorry if you can not remember this is where I got your contact.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&[email protected]&btnG=Google+Search

Thanks

Dannis Emile

I have not done a fake church bait in a long time. This reply may be over the top but lets see if he bites

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from Frank Drachman <[email protected]>
to dannis emile <[email protected]>
date May 13, 2007 8:07 PM
subject Re: REPLY FROM DANNIS EMILE
mailed-by gmail.com

I don't remember having any nephews with the name of dannis. If you are a son of my whore sister Emily I don't know what I can do for you. Since she has been with every man in our town, I have not spoken to her in over 30 years. I do not mean to be cruel, but the affairs of her bastard son are not my business. If you are willing to repent and take our lord Jesus Christ as your saviour, I may be able to help you.

Frank

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:04 am

You wrote:

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the affairs of her bastard son are not my business. If you are willing to repent and take our lord Jesus Christ as your saviour, I may be able to help you.

Beautiful opening for a church bait. The lad will drop you or fall for the church bait. Just mention the empire you have built as a Minister Cool

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:54 am

Hmm, I wonder what you can make him do to "prove" he's your nephew...

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:14 am

Fat Old Catt wrote:

Hmm, I wonder what you can make him do to "prove" he's your nephew...

I'm sure that there is some dominant genetic features that run in this particular family such as extra fingers, funny shaped appendages etc...

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:09 pm

Bingo! Just need to set the hook. Who has got a fake church I can baptise this lad into. I may even have to introduce him to Sister Traci Lords who is doing gods work in Benin. Can I here an "Amen!!!!"

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from dannis emile <[email protected]> hide details 7:55 am (7 hours ago)
to Frank Drachman <[email protected]>
date May 15, 2007 7:55 AM
subject Re: REPLY FROM DANNIS EMILE
signed-by yahoo.ca

Dearest Uncle Frank

Honest is the best policy in life, I am 100% sure of what I told you, so pls tell me if you can help me or not. Even the bible told us that we should knock and it shall be open, and as well seek and we shall be found. Can you pls tell me where have I done wrong?

I am in big problem now and I need your help as God send, pls uncle.

Hope to hear from you soonest, and tell me when you will coming down here in the cliaming of the gold from the security company.

Thanks

Dannis Emile

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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:13 pm

BWHAHAHAH! I love it when you know that they are just hooked! Hehe. Treat him as he desreves.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:40 am

Be sure and promise him a hefty stake of the family millions if he can prove he's your nephew.

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Well since he's decided that you are on a mission from god, don't forget to add a few Blues Brothers lines.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:49 am

Ooh, good idea, perhaps a trophy pic of him holding a sign that says "Joliet" would be good.

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