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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 11:31 pm

^^^^^
Las Vegas would be appropriate since that is where we stole our cathedral's design from.

Photoshopping courtesy of Big Worm.

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BRUIN wrote:

I keep telling and telling folks that western Egypt has all these wonderful left-over World War II minefields.

Northern Chad is also heavily minefielded since the war with Libya but the desert and volcanoes alone will make a long-lasting impression on the mugu.

N'Djamena - Djermaya - Massaguet - Massakory - Moussoro - Salal - Toro - Faya-Largeau - Sherda - Zouar - Bardai - Tieboro - Aozou

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:48 am

Let's see if he leaps off a bridge at this.

Quote:

Dearest Brother Idiot,

I cannot believe that you thought the REAL Reverend William Phystme would ever have time for a scammer like you. Do you have any idea how famous he is? You could probably have an easier time getting hold of the Pope. You can deny it all you like but I know for a fact that you were involved in trying to scam me. If you were any kind of man at all, you would at least admit your mistake.

So, you are going to commit suicide? You are a liar. On the one hand, you claim that it breaks your heart to see your kids sitting at home, not in school, but on the other hand, you speak of leaving them without a father. What do you think would hurt them more you stupid baboon? You are a worse liar than you are a scammer.

Have you ever seen the back of an American one dollar bill? It looks like this: http://www.orwelltoday.com/dollarpyramid2.jpg Now do you understand the irony in you building such a pyramid? I laughed my ass off at your pyramid and ordination ceremony. It looked a lot like the real ceremony that real TWAT ministers perform. Nice job! You get big points for that one.

Here is a word of advise. Stop trying to scam people. Stealing is a sin no matter how you justify it. Not only that, but you never know when the guy answering your stupid letters is a guy like me.

So long fool.

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I still think that he should have had to sacrifice a bull at the top of the pyramid. That could have been an interesting video.

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:49 am

Brilliant stuff guys! You know I love a ladder safari!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 1:33 pm

@Jojo
I think I broke/sprained something rotflmao @ Kev's pics LOL_sign

You have him whipped, each pic was funnier than the next!! clapping

You got him to get a total of SIX tattoos??

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 3:19 pm

Between RockSTL and me, he has 6 tattoos. So many people have helped bait Kevin on this site, it is hilarious! Once I heard that the TWATs were in Ghana, I knew that Kevin had to get involved.

YW and BW have done tremendous work with these TWATs. They have completely owned them and made fools of them. And still, in the midst of all of their trouble, they believe the church is real!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:00 pm

Jojo I have just browsed Kevins photos, the guy is a prize idiot! To get him tattoed so many times and have him running around cross country for you, wow serious respect!

I am still browsing and trying to get through all the stickies, hope to try my first bait soon. If I can achieve a fraction of what you guys are doing I will be happy!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:14 pm

Saw the pics. Fantastic. Is this the infamous Kevin?

I been lurking in the background for a while now and am completely astounded at what you guys/gals come up for the lads to do. Even more crazy is that these buggers actually fall for it!

I couldn't read what the tats said. I'd be interested to know about the one on the back left shoulder.

You guys blow me away with your creativity. But, if these guys wouldn't put up with it then we wouldn't be here either!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:22 pm

As for the tats:

Tattoo 1 says Mike Hock Ownz Me,
2 says Church of the Divine Keive (RockSTL's church),
3 says Church of the Hardened Nipple,
4 says A Stands for Agnus (which is never anything CLOSE to what I asked for- so he had to do the next one),
5 says I AM NOT 419 (it has a diamond and an "A"- it was for the Ace of Diamonds in the lad deck project) and
6 says Father Jojo Owns My Life

Sorry for the thread jack guys... Embarassed

If anyone has Kevin questions, feel free to PM so I don't dirty up the TWAT thread.

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:56 pm

^^^^^
Yea Jojo. Knock it off. No one likes a dirty TWAT (although I understand that there are ointments for that now).

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[Hijack]There is a Woo poster who annoys and gets banned from science sites who shills for Hancock and others--"da pyramids made by aliens and like wow." As more than one astronomer has explained to him, he has his maps upside down.

I am SOOOOO tempted to post a link to TWAT for him.[/Hijack]

--J.D.

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:09 pm

BW, YW, & Jojo you are all amazing!!!

Can you instruct the TWATs or Kevin to WU me some cash to cover my medical expenses? I'm sure my ribs are bruised, maybe even cracked, from all the hysterical laughing I've been doing b/c of their silly antics, I laughed and laughed till it hurt

The least Kevin could do is get another tattoo...there's still room on his lower back & his stomach is completly bare.

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 2:35 pm

Well, the TWAT that threatened to kill himself did not follow through on his threat. Evil or Very Mad

He has now contacted the REAL Rev. Phystme.

Quote:

DEAREST REV PHYSTME,

I AM REV ISREAL NNAMDI FROM NIGERIA I JUST WANT TO WRITE TO YOU AND TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE GONE ALL THE PROCESSES THAT I HAD ASKED TO GO BUT ALL I AM SEEN A KIND OF DRAMA BUT I WILL LET YOU SEE OR READ WHAT I MEAN IN MY NEXT MAIL, I HAD FROM SISTER ANITA THAT YOU ARE IN CHAD SO TRY AND GET BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU,

REV ISREAL NNAMDI

GOD BLESS TAWT

Fortunately, he is intelligent enough to have picked up on the fact that Rev. Phystme is now in Chad. Very Happy

Naturally, we will invite Isreal to come to Chad, where he will be rewarded for his faith.

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 2:58 pm

YW- What are the teachings of the TWAT concerning suicide? Maybe it should be explained to your friend that only ritual disembowelment (a al hara kiri) is acceptable within the TWAT.

Bruin

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 3:04 pm

For now, the "real" Rev. Phystme is acting as if he does not know Isreal. He just sent this back to Isreal.

Quote:

Dear Reverend Nnamdi,

Thank you for writing. Please forgive me but have we met? Your name seems familiar to me but I cannot put a face to it. I have not been in contact with Sister Anita for some time now. Communications where I am can be difficult. I am in Oure Cassoni, Chad helping with the relief effort for the refugees from Sudan. We are very low on manpower so I am very busy.

What sort of drama are you refering to? I guess that I have been so busy with things here that I do not catch up on the news the way that I probably should?

Blessings,

Rev. Will U. Phystme

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:32 pm

If its any help to your Lad I am in Ghana on Friday with two mini-buses but only one driver. I need to get them to Abidjan.

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:53 pm

I can't stop laughing at 'surveillance mugu'.

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:24 pm

YW, you should wrap this lad in wrapping paper, put a nice bow around him and send him to yourself for you Bday. He is truly precious. Any chance of getting a video of the suicide? And has he given the subject of 'HOW' any thought yet?

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:31 pm

^^^^
We doubt that he has given any thought of the "HOW" he will do it, sooooo we were nice enough to do the thinking for him. Hopefully, a trip to Oure Cassoni will do him in.

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YeaWhatever wrote:

Hopefully, a trip to Oure Cassoni will do him in.

That's so far in the middle of nowhere that my old Chad map doesn't even show it.

N'Djamena - Djermaya - Massaguet - Ngoura - Am Djemana - Ati - Oum-Hadjer - Am Himede - Abeche - Am-Zoer - Guereda - Iriba - Oure Cassoni

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 7:14 pm

It's the Northern-most town on this map http://www.unhcr.org/cgi-bin/texis/vtx/home/opendoc.pdf?tbl=PUBL&id=401159eca&page=publ

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It's hell on earth in Oure Cassoni, I hope he likes deserts Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 9:28 pm

I honestly cannot believe how thick this mugu is, after finally realizing the con is on, he gleefully jumps BACK onto the hook! What a chucklehead. This gullible chump is clearly in the wrong profession. Confused

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 10:27 pm

persephone wrote:

Any chance of getting a video of the suicide?

A lad snuff film! Most excellent.