Meeting of TWAT lads

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Master Baiter Joined: 14 May 2006 Posts: 139

Dait = dirty?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 11

Maybe he was trying to say his sheet is dirty?

Either that or his sheep has died.

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:53 pm

Quote:

MY SHEET IS DAIT

My shit is date? Could it be that he's eating his own turds pretending that they're dates?

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

His sheet is dirt!

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:57 pm

Mystery solved Very Happy

Quote:

DEAREST PHYSTME,

I AM SORRY IT IS A MISTAKE I MEAN MY CLOSES IS DIRTY ,PLEASE HURRY THEM UP IN THE BANK SO THAT WR CAN EAT SOMETHINGAND THERE ON TRASPORT FOR US TO USE IN LOCATING THE ADDRES,IAND I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I AND REV OMORUYI WENT TO THE BANK AND WE CUOLDN'T SEE HIM,BUT I AS I TOLD YOU THAT I HAVE FOTWARDED MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT TO THE WESTERN UNION PLEASE ASK THE TO SEND THE MTCN TO ME ,THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU AND TWAT,REV ISREAL AND REV OMORUYI

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:59 pm

Do you think you could get him to actually mail his passport? Physically? Somewhere, so it gets lost and he cannot get back? Maybe have him drop it off for another mugu to pick up somewhere?

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:04 pm

I doubt it Jojo. They are going to get a rude awakening soon as 1TV5 is reporting their money was picked up Very Happy

BW

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:06 pm

PM sent BW... Idea

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:28 pm

CHANGE OF PLANS ie curveball

Usman Bello chopped the wire to the TWATs. Usman then emailed one of the TWATs as his friend saying this:

Quote:

isreal i picked up the 200 dollars. get rid of omoruyi now and meet me at the bank. kevin has the money!

one love,
usman

So the other TWAT will think that his buddy is scamming him. Cant wait to see how this pans out.

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:34 pm

Just put a bit of fear into Kevin too:

Quote:

Kevin,

I need you to be home tomorrow. Do NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE. There is a man that has tried to steal your money. This is bad. However, the money is safe. It will be delivered to you with no problem. But I do NOT want you to leave your house from 8AM until 5PM tomorrow, Friday May 4th. Please, for your own safety and for the safety of your money. Do you understand?

Hopefully this will keep him at home tomorrow.

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:46 pm

I've been dying to hear what happened to these lads. Did you get the video....did they meet. Its May 3rd.......I need to know the ending of this story......

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:57 pm

@ Oldbutnotmoldy There appears to be no end in sight for the TWATs Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:04 pm

@Oldbutnotmoldy

TWATs are hungry and have been sleeping outside. Kevin didn't show up the first time or the third. He showed up the second, but could not find the TWATs. He claims he has pictures. Apparently a lot of lads went to that bank, but none could find the men in the white tunics. The new meeting place has been moved to Kevin's house tomorrow. Everyone knows but Kevin. We have switched to using Usman Bello as a chop u dolla bait.

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:25 pm

LOL

I can imagine the rude awakening that Kevin is gonna get when the TWATs arrived at his house.

Prepare to add this into your sig boxer

for a mugu rumble.

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:01 pm

The TWATs have become very desperate. They emailed the lowly Sister Anita Bath who obviously has no power within the TWAT Very Happy

Quote:

Dear Sister Anita Bath,

Dear sister,this to find out what is realy going on,we are stranded in ghana because we where told to meet with the engineer but getting here we can not see any body please i want you,to get to the head Rev,and make him to understand that we have done our part,and i was ask to come and live rev omoruyi behind,Kevin said that he is with bello usman who said that he collected out 200 dolllars,so please tell us what is going on thanks and God bless you.

Rev Isreal,

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:02 pm

I wonder if Isreal will dump Omoruyi to try to get the $$ for himself. He's probably getting pretty desperate and hungry by now. It makes me wonder if they have any friends that will WU them some emergency $$ to get back home. Seems that at this point they might be thinking about giving up?? Naaaaw, there's still waaay too much at stake, and now they are soooo close to the big payoff!

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:23 pm

Just got an email from a few people who will be showing up at Kevins. BW- be sure to send them back to Kevin's house if you can work it into the bait. I want those two to run into each other again. That would be priceless! "Hey, I remember you from 6 months ago in Nigeria at your TWAT pyramid!" BWHAHAHAH!

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:25 pm

This bait is a bait that just keeps on giving. Laughing

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:41 pm

That is all....

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 8:07 am

Checking in after a long absence to say..Well Done! Smile

gnb

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 63

priceless stuff guys, Kevin is in for a shock Laughing

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 12:58 pm

Looks like some people have made it. Laughing

Quote:

What have I done to deserve this

This one cannot seem to find it:

Quote:

Dear Sir ,

Give me a phone number so i can be directed......please i am here in spintex road no one seems to know the palcwe are you kidding me...

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:00 pm

F0fana pledges to report! Surprised

, maybe pictures

I RECEIVED YOUR THREE EMAILS RESPECTIVELY.I HAVE ACCEPTED TO DO THE
SURVEILANCE JOB FOR YOU TODAY BY EXACTLY 12 NOON AT THE RESIDENTIAL HOUSE
ADDRESS YOU INDICATED TO ME IN YOUR EMAIL.

I WILL METICULOUSLY MONITOR EVERY ACTIVITY THAT WILL TAKE PLACE THERE
TODAY.I WILL GET BACK TO YOU WITH MY FINDINGS AFTERWARDS VIA EMAIL
CORRESPONDENCE AND PHONE CALL AS WELL.

PLEASE I WILL LIKE YOU TO BE CLOSE TO YOUR PHONE TODAY,SO AS TO ANSWER ALL
MY CALLS.I WILL USE THIS MEDIUM TO GIVE YOU A LIVE COVERAGE OF WHAT WILL BE
GOING ON AT THE LOCATION YOU INDICATED TO ME.IMMEDIATELY I ARRIVE AT THE
LOCATION,I WILL GIVE YOU A CALL.SO BE BY YOUR PHONE TO ANSWER ALL MY CALLS.

Well maybe he can get through to VP. Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:03 pm

He is going to Kevin's house? BWHAHAHAAH! Beautiful! This is turning out great!

BW- any word?

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:49 pm

Jojo

No word yet. Hopefully they figured out how to get to Kevin's house. I cant wait to find out though!

Bw