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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Posted:
Tue May 01, 2007 7:13 am |
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I just hope that photos to record this great event are taken.
After this, the name of TWAT will be mud of all over Ghana and Nigeria
I wonder how long before the Nigerian FBI will start looking for you |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Posted:
Tue May 01, 2007 9:13 am |
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Curse you Timezone!! It's already 7pm 1 May here............ as usual all the good stuff will happen after I've gone to bed. I await my morning login + cuppa. |
_________________ x21
"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Posted:
Tue May 01, 2007 11:02 am |
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It's 1PM in Accra...no news from the TWATS yet?! I hope they didn't really run out of money so they can get to the Internet cafe to let s know what's going on. TWATS gotta learn how to budget their money better, especially when taking international road trips. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Tricia
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Dec 2004
Posts: 183
Location: Milliways
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Posted:
Tue May 01, 2007 11:12 am |
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I wouldn't be surprised if we didn't hear from the lads for a while. They could get beaten, arrested, harassed by the bank officials and other lads... it ought to be a rough day for them. |
_________________ YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT! REMAIN RETARDED - james bourke
shortup foollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll - Mohamed Yaya
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Tue May 01, 2007 11:17 am |
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^^^^ One can only hope |
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jefflebowski
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 377
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Tue May 01, 2007 11:27 am |
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^^^^^^ I'd be hoping for all three!
Beaten, harassed then arrested but any order would do! |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Tue May 01, 2007 11:38 am |
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Still no word from Kevin. I got this last night:
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Sorry i don't louk what i write i can i know them give them my number to call me so will can meet? |
Looks as if he was planning on meeting. The first comment was after I slapped him for being sloppy with his spelling. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Tue May 01, 2007 12:17 pm |
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I did not plan on this happening on a national holiday but boy was the timing good!
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Dearest Rev Phystme,U William,
Thanks for the mails and kevins picture that you send to us we are very greatful,Daddy the mean issue now is that today is national day in Accra and we have located the Bank and we find out that today is publc holiday,I don't think Kevin we be able to get his way through ,please kindly mail him to still come and pick us up,because yesterday will sleap under the tree,no food to eat,the money Rev Omoruyi sold on his phone is the one that we are using to mail you since all this while,and now the money is finished so please try and make sure that Kevin we come to our aid thank and God bless you.
GOD BLESS TWAT
Rev,Omoruyi and Rev isreal |
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_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
x9 (7 by the infamous Barry Melrose <---clicky)
x2
Benin City
Lagos
The Lad that Stole Christmas
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Tue May 01, 2007 12:20 pm |
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Well, I guess they meet tomorrow then? Did they not meet? Or was that sent before the proposed meet? Hehe, the longer we can drag this out, the more miserable for them. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Posted:
Tue May 01, 2007 12:20 pm |
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yesterday will sleap under the tree |
[MontyPython]When I were a lad I used to dream of sleeping under a tree..[/MontyPython] |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Tue May 01, 2007 12:22 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue May 01, 2007 12:44 pm |
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BW- Do we want to just give your lads Kevin's phone number? Or email? We could set up another time and place, I just need to know before noon (our time). Kevin usually emails me around 5 PM our time and I am heading out of the office around noon. So I would like to email him and let him know any plans before I leave.
Ask your boys if anyone came up and talked to them when they were at the bank... those were the instructions I gave all of the random Accra lads. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Posted:
Tue May 01, 2007 1:18 pm |
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@SP
Yea I saw that. Thanks! This will be great for later Accra baits as well! I will email the police dept. today about the meeting.
@Jojo
Tomorrow at noon sounds good to me. I will explain to the TWATs about not know that it was a holiday. Whats one more night sleeping under a tree anyhow? People do that all the time for recreation I can give them Kevins number but they sold their phone I can give them Kevin's email address as well. Sound good?
As far as I know they did not meet but I will wait a couple of hours to see if they still went.
BW |
_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
x9 (7 by the infamous Barry Melrose <---clicky)
x2
Benin City
Lagos
The Lad that Stole Christmas
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue May 01, 2007 1:36 pm |
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I just came up with a better idea. How about instead of giving them Kevin's real address, you give them an address that you own? He doesn't know their names, so it doesn't matter. That way, we can control what they talk about. I don't want them discussing this stuff. You know? Let me know what you think about that. I would rather have the control over this.
Also, we need to tip off the police. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Posted:
Tue May 01, 2007 1:43 pm |
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UPDATE...looks like Kevin was a no show but the TWATs went to the bank
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DEAREST REV,PHYSTME U.WILLIAMS,
SIR,WE JUST COMIMG FROM THE BANK AND KEVIN DID NOT COME,WE WAITED AND WAITED AND THE SECURITIES STARTED ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR MISSION THERE ,AND WE CONLDN'T HAVE ANY COGENT REASSON TO GIVE THEM,PLEASE WE ARE COMFUSE BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS REALY HAPPINING, PLEASE SEND US THAT $200.00 SO THAT WE WILL NOT DIE BY HUGGER OR YOU MAY SEND KEVIN TO COME TO OUR RESQUE,TO NIGHT WE ARE STILL GOING TO SLEEP UNDER THE TREE,NO FOOD IN THE STOMACH,THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU AND GOD BLESS TWAT.
REV,OMORUYI AND REV ISREAL |
So the meeting will be rescheduled for tomorrow at noon. I will also send an anonymous tip to the police today |
_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
x9 (7 by the infamous Barry Melrose <---clicky)
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Benin City
Lagos
The Lad that Stole Christmas
x3 x8 |
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jefflebowski
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 377
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Posted:
Tue May 01, 2007 1:44 pm |
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Die by Hugger?
I thought the Huggers were on their side? |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Tue May 01, 2007 1:48 pm |
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^^That'll be the tree huggers, very particluar abot who sleeps under their trees.
No word of a crowd turning up then?
(other than the one watching this thread) |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Posted:
Tue May 01, 2007 2:16 pm |
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What? No buncha greedy lads showing up for an easy payday?? They really are a lazy bunch, aren't they, unless they were all skulking in the shadows somewhere.
I agree with slowfreddie that there certainly is a crowd watching this thread, and I would imagine that it's bigger than any the lads will muster.
I try to imagine them sleeping under the tree, and saving there last bit of $$ to get internet time. My guess is that with impending LE involvement and lad insolvency we'll abruptly lose contact with our lads. I wonder if there will be any jail time involved.
On a more global level I can imagine that our lads are feeling just how 419 vics must feel when they keep seeing their $$ disappear and get increasingly desperate, especially when they have stolen or imbezzeled or simply gotten into huge debt in the hopes of a big payoff.
And so the saga continues . . . |
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Tue May 01, 2007 2:27 pm |
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I sent out 800 ASEM's to lads within 200 miles of Accra, and all I got was one more for the party:
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Igwe Chukwu to me
Dear Scumbag Baiter,
Thank you so much for finally coming to our rescue by send the money. I was hope you will be kind enough to resend the money in bit through western union money transfer. I was realibly infomed by the bank that the money won't be out until about a week or two.
I pray you give this idea of sending the money through western union money transfer a second thought a second thought to make the whole lots easy for us to collect the money.
The money can be sent to Mr. Kofi A. Danquah by tomorrow. I will be so happy to meet with the bishops and also get to know them too. Till then remain blessed on the Lord as we look forward to a better and greater tomorrow.
Jack |
Plus this from somebody else:
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Stealing in the name of the Lord |
Was that an accusation? A statement of intent? A random babble? Only Shiver knows.... |
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"jesus are you retarted. someone has gotta say it"
No more jokes about attendants!
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Posted:
Tue May 01, 2007 2:28 pm |
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Now might be a good time to ask if they can think of any good reason why this is happening to them.
Have they ever sinned or committed any wrong doing? The eye of TWAT sees all men's sins. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue May 01, 2007 2:57 pm |
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Sent out more emails telling them that the meeting has been rescheduled for tomorrow. I think a lady from Ivory Coast is in Ghana now to meet them, but she could be lying.
Anyway, one lad was definitely not impressed with the looks of Kevin or the TWATs.
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soooooooooooooooooooo the caw boy and men are the bank official why not use better and nice gentle men picture for your work guy?naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wahhhhhhhhh.who go believe say the face of those hungry men are bank officails even the boy with the box who look like moluwe conductor-------------------i hay
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Tue May 01, 2007 4:03 pm |
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I just had to laugh at what Okochi (above) had to say to jojobean. He clearly can spot a scam when he sees one, at least in this case. I wonder if he's been successfully baited before? I loved the comment about the "face of those hungry men" and the "moluwe conductor", whatever that means. Obviously something a guyman would know about, though.
I hope our lads are having fun under their tree! |
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Miss Behaving
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Down the bookies
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Tue May 01, 2007 4:33 pm |
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pug wrote: |
"moluwe conductor", whatever that means |
Moluwe is a bus system in Nigeria. I don't know what the connotations of being called a bus conductor are, though. I appreciate Okochi's smart-arse reporting (especially since he described them as 'hungry' ). |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Tue May 01, 2007 8:28 pm |
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Ghana police received a tip today:
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Dear Sir
I write to you because I have a tip for your police department. I overhead two men talking about a big cocaine deal tomorrow. They are supposed to meet outside Prudential Bank at Makola Market in Accra at 12pm. The two men's names are . They will be dressed in white robes with pink sashes. They are pretending to be religious men as to not arrouse suspicions. A third man, by the name of Kevin, will be carrying a bag with money and drugs inside. They plan to do this in the middle of the day without anyone suspecting. I do hope you have time to send officers there to arrest these criminals!
Regards,
Reverend Dover
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Going to email the papers again and see if any reporters will make the trek out tomorrow to see what will happen. Also, our TWATs have been fasting for the meeting
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DEAREST,REV PHYSTME,
thanks for your mail,Sir i must tell you that we did not recieve any money details,
yes i have email kevin and he said that we are going to meet tomorrow,by noon but as i am writting you nowwe have not eat since morninig ,so pleaseyou have to do something,thanks and God bless you and Godbless TWAT |
and Rev. Phystme's reply:
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That is good that everything is prepared for tomorrow. So did you not go to Western Union to pick up the money? I cannot find the slip
anywhere. My altar boy wired the 200 dollars to you Isreal under your
name. I believe the test question was "I am?" and the answer was "a
TWAT" I hope this helps! |
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_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
x9 (7 by the infamous Barry Melrose <---clicky)
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Benin City
Lagos
The Lad that Stole Christmas
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AlphonseTheFrog
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Mar 2007
Posts: 173
Location: UR MAMA TOTO OOOOOOOOOO
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Posted:
Tue May 01, 2007 10:23 pm |
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This really is epic. I hope the cops show up! |
_________________ I do not know what you a talking about.You are a vulger,find out before you crucify.I wish you long life -- mrs. Mary
FRAUDSTERS are easily identified ... Now you lied by saying I am fat which I am not... Hoping to hear from you again as i still remain your humble claims agent. -- Zeeshan
You said that you will kill me for what? That i throw job like do to others. Thanks. -- Barrister James
I believe that you ate also sending emails like this to others as well intimidiating them!!! I can't fear you -- Fidelity Security Company
BAAAAAAAAASTAAAARD CHOP MOTHER THEIR. U DONT KNOW BIZ... ANIMAL BEING...... -- Goodluck Obi
i known that you are an african man so you dey hear meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? murther fucking dick heard -- Graham Hoffman |
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