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joanekaf
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 176
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:19 am |
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I am not an english speaker, so I don't have many occasions to write the f word. I am a lady, after all
But today one of my lads was so irritating that I had to use it. It was nice. I have to slap my lads more often
What he said to irritate me:
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I am sorry you never sent any money and you and I know that ,what will it profit you by lying to me,have you forgotten that western union is a transaction that can be tracked on line,why dont you check the payment you said you made online and see if there will be any match found and if realy as you said you made the payment there is no need for a code all you need do is send me the the information you used in making the payment just like the one I sent you and the 10digit MTCN number text question and answer ,so my friend after your first excuse I sensed that this could be another of your game,my dear if you are not willing to assist me with this transaction just say so and save us the time and stress. |
I gave him an ultimatum:
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Look, I am fed up with this thing, ok?
I SENT THE DAMN PAYMENT!!!!!
I received a code, not the MTCN, and if you are too lazy to just put a damn code in a field and follow some f*** instructions, that's your problem.
If you don't take this money today I am going to take it back and we are going to stop our conversations because I am not here to have business with some lazy person. |
Well, my character was angry but I was glad about my good work. He now knows that I play games and he is waiting for the next one |
_________________ URGNET REPLY NEEDED FOR THE NEXT OF KING
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I am really shocked and almost in a state of confusion to hear about your boy friend's death.
I feel very pity and sorry for you and myself too because the news gave me a shock.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:47 am |
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I can swear a lot in my baits, depending on who my persona is.
For example, hearken to :
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$350 to post a f*cking letter? $250 dollars for insurance? Are you off your f*cking head? All you need is a f*cking postage stamp! Just put the cheque inside a greeting card and post the f*cking thing to my address! And I don't want any f*cking insurance! Just post the f*cking thing!
What f*cking planet do you live on?
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On the other hand, is far more restrained:
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You are a gorram lying, conniving, stinking son of a bitch who damn near caused my death.
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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ojn
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Mar 2006
Posts: 31
Location: Sweden
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:03 pm |
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I love the f word. In Sweden we don't have anything even remotely close,
so I compensate by using it excessively whenever I talk to American friends.
For some reason, my number of friends have dropped over the years... |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:14 pm |
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I love using the f-word with the lads, but not half as much as the c-word. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Sgt Cho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 476
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:36 pm |
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I do swear alot when talking to lads, theres no point in being civilised with these animals. I like how they act all offended "how dare you talk to me like that, Im a barrister/doctor/priest/cancer victim"
Certainly brightens my day! |
_________________ 'then you are goat zoomtard' vallentino
'call me what ever you like my God is biger than yours amen' bekija zuma
'why is the government allowing people like you to live among human beings. People like you are suppose to be at the zoo.' janice churton
'Please come and f* me my love,your bobs are driving me crazy' EO
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:56 pm |
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All my slaps are profanity ridden. That's half the fun, the switch from nice guy to evil, twisted SOB in the blink of an eye keep them constantly confused. |
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rhinocoress
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 101
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:14 pm |
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pLEASE POST US HIS REPLY TO YOUR REMARK, I CAN'T WAIT TO KNOW HOW HE REACTS, AND I HOPE ITS WITH WIMPERING |
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Chipmunk
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 149
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:45 pm |
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By f-word are we talking "frack," "flip," or "fudge?" |
_________________ "Your stupid questions made me to searching your name and I found out that you are spammer. Nobody answered Xxxxxx Xxxxxxxx , it is witches name. God must repent you ."
"If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive."
"i will be ready to joj your church with one condition that i will never told to put any lattoo on body as most of churches uses that as a symbol or whatever." |
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joanekaf
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 176
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:05 pm |
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@rhinocoress
I will do that That's the reward of straight baiting. To show other baiters our baits.
@Chipmunk
Let me think... Fudge is almost there |
_________________ URGNET REPLY NEEDED FOR THE NEXT OF KING
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I am really shocked and almost in a state of confusion to hear about your boy friend's death.
I feel very pity and sorry for you and myself too because the news gave me a shock.
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joanekaf
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 176
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:35 pm |
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He answered:
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You can not fool me ,I will advice you take back the money you claimed you sent. |
Since I cannot fool him (anymore) I will give him to all of you who might want to try a straight bait, or even better, a safari or a trophy.
If you are successful I will be glad to be updated
Just pm me and I will give his add. I am not sure if I can post the email here. |
_________________ URGNET REPLY NEEDED FOR THE NEXT OF KING
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I am really shocked and almost in a state of confusion to hear about your boy friend's death.
I feel very pity and sorry for you and myself too because the news gave me a shock.
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crackpipe_charlie
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 16
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:24 pm |
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Swearing is fun, so use all of them
BUT remember to add "ing" to anything that isn't "fxxx you" or "fxxx off" or "what the fxxx" or "I don't give a fxxx"
Nouns don't have "ing", pretty much anything else does eg adjectives or adverbs and you can fit this versatile word in almost anywhere
Happy fxxxing swearing! |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:12 pm |
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This just inspired me to abuse several of my lads today. We will see what tomorrow morning brings us.... I swore at all of them but good. Of course being the is hard work. It will keep me out of town for a few days keeping him up for every task that he has a head of him. Also I have started using the word in all of my dealings with the Lads.... so I hope you all start to see that word come back to you. |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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joanekaf
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 176
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Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:05 am |
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Thanks for the lesson I am sure it will be useful. |
_________________ URGNET REPLY NEEDED FOR THE NEXT OF KING
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I am really shocked and almost in a state of confusion to hear about your boy friend's death.
I feel very pity and sorry for you and myself too because the news gave me a shock.
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Franc28
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Joined: 19 Jul 2004
Posts: 140
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Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:30 am |
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Censorship eh? Well, we need to keep 12 year olds from seeing "bad words," otherwise they might fly in murderous rages. Thanks for keeping us safe from the wrath of f*. |
_________________ www.insolitology.com
Fighting the forces of censorship and getting his sig deleted by admins since 1989. |
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Franc28
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Joined: 19 Jul 2004
Posts: 140
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Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:34 am |
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Automatic censorship on this board eh? Everyone knows that if a 12 year old saw the f word, he would fly in a murderous rage. Thank you for saving us from the wrath of the f word!
I also think there should be a rule on this board that no one should offend anyone ever. That way it would stop people from getting mad and doing things they might regret. |
_________________ www.insolitology.com
Fighting the forces of censorship and getting his sig deleted by admins since 1989. |
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Breddan Butter
Retired Moderator
Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 4170
Location: Soligorsk, Belarus
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Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:59 am |
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There is no automatic censorship on this Board.
We usually find that adults don't need to post profanities and that it is the more childish members who get an ego-boost from posting 'naughty' words.
BTW, it is noticeable that everyone had refrained from using the actual f word in this thread until the 14th post. |
_________________ Можно заплатить кредитной карточкой ?
Пошёл на хуй, мудак !!!
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My IP address is 217.21.39.255. (86.57.134.49 on Sundays) Please don't come knocking on my door. |
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419anarchy
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 6
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:51 am |
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@Franc28,
LOL I should have known you hung around in here... Hi Franc! Guess who this is? |
_________________ Government: the ultimate 419 scammer! |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:00 am |
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joane... you're mean.
How SEXY! Swear at ME! |
_________________ FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:19 am |
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Hi Mod Breddan Butter ^^
You've got that right. While The F-Word appears in my sig as an angry Lad response, I always maintain a sense of decorum and never use it in a personal posting. It's a rare time when I even resort to using that word with the lads...
But once in a while, when they tell me some unbelievable garbarge--par for the course-- I ask them "Are you out of your F***ing mind?"
cheerz--jervis |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
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joanekaf
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 176
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:13 pm |
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Jen, is "go freeze yourself" hot enough? |
_________________ URGNET REPLY NEEDED FOR THE NEXT OF KING
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I am really shocked and almost in a state of confusion to hear about your boy friend's death.
I feel very pity and sorry for you and myself too because the news gave me a shock.
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:24 pm |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:00 pm |
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@joanekaf:
Not even close!
You may have to open up an entirely new thread to hurl abuse at me!
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_________________ FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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joanekaf
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 176
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:55 pm |
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hahahhaha
I don't want to do that, you are too nice |
_________________ URGNET REPLY NEEDED FOR THE NEXT OF KING
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I am really shocked and almost in a state of confusion to hear about your boy friend's death.
I feel very pity and sorry for you and myself too because the news gave me a shock.
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Obi-Wan Knievel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:07 am |
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This thread is just too good. I've been tracking this topic with my own baits for a while, and lads are funny creatures with profanity. Some of them actually seem to hate it, and others just pretend because it makes them look more respectable I think.
Regardless, it's actually nice to visit a forum that's not riddled by posts containing F's everywhere. Personally I'm in favour of all forms of profanity, but it has its proper place.
And an angry lad MIS-using dirty words, now that's the proper place! My fave was a lad who offered to beat the "no s**t" out of me, or the one who wanted to "f*** me dearly" for sending her bogus bank info. |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:20 am |
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Like yastreb above^^
Once the bogus 'secretary/banker/barrister/hotel owner/doctor' etc pisses me off--and I still have them on the hook--I have no qualms at throwing the F-word around in anger. It's done by me to insult or obtain an apology. Or tell the original mugu that his other alias is a complete moron, and create a wedge there. It works most of the time. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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