My Barrister Can Retire Now

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:27 pm

Well it was too much trouble for my barrister to fill out a couple WU secure forms, he actually told me to go get my money back. Unfortunatly WU said the cash had already been picked up but my barrister claims he did not do such a ting.
So now there are even more forms to fill out because of the WU lost money investigation. The barrister was not very professional in his email when he found out this information, the F word even appeared on three seperate occasions. I told him it wasn't my fault and he could go F himself and I will not continue this deal with such a Fing Prick Bastard SOB.
I demanded another barrister.
Well I got a sweet apology letter and we decided that while the WU investigation is going on I will pay another way.
BUT....... the IFUNASS has flagged his email
(for possible terrorism or fraud) and now the government has sent him PRAT forms. He sent me a copy of the IFUNASS email and I told him he had nothing to worry about as long as he's not a terrorist or doing any thing fraudulent, he will be fine.
I just recieved an URGENT email stating that if I don't send the 1800.00 security and insurance fee this would happen.

Quote:

because i had from the management this morning that any winner that fail to pay up for his insurance and courier cost before monday morning will loose his money to the organization.

Well I gently responded that "I will not miss some thing I never had" and he can have the money all to himself. I typed up a letter giving him my 17 or so million in lottery winnings and told him to take good care of his children and take a nice long vacation because I can tell that his job is stressing him out way too much.

I'm so sorry to betray the group by giving my money away like this, can you guys ever forgive me?
Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:14 am

Tsk! you've been here less than 3 weeks and already you've lost the Company 17 million. That'll come out of your wages.
Interesting idea though.
You may lose him or you may get an 'extension' to the deadline.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:11 pm

He jut told me if "the company" saw my letter giving him my winnings then he would be fired Exclamation

[email protected] and his lottery scam needs to have a few more visitors. I am going to inquire from another addy. That's his I put here. I don't think I'll need to add the original scam letter, it's fairly typical.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:39 pm

Maybe you should threaten to send them the letter unless he gives you blackmail payments then? That ought to confuse him for a bit.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:11 pm

Great Idea Hellbastard. I have sent him another email saying the WU investigators are 100% sure he picked up the money. I went off in quite a bitch fit accusing him of being a lier and a thief!

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:25 pm

Hi IC!

I have a character named Horace C Rumpole QC. I usually get him involved in disputes with barristers. You could use such a ploy with a similar character and the threat of a class action by all those people gypped out of prize money.

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