Meeting of TWAT lads

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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:36 pm

Kevin's lazy arse didn't show up! He will receive the mother of all slaps.

Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

I'm sick i can't make it i don't get the briefcases i have only bag and i'm still looking for camera this meet top you are be telling me this for long time that is
what you do to me the time you sent me Nigeria Benin i'm sick serruse?

If there any way we could try for another one, or are your TWATs going to be too jaded. Maybe Tuesday, same time and place? Sorry about his incompetence guys.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:58 pm

Ah Kevin is such a flake! Very Happy

My TWATs are there. TWAT#2 took it upon himself to speak for both of them in this email that was sent about a half hour ago.

Quote:

DEAR HAROLD,
GOOD DAY,PLEASE WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS HOLDING YOU AS WE STATED THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE THERE BY 9AM PLEASE DONT LIVE US IN SURSPENCE I WILL LIKE YOU YO WRITE US IMMEDIATELY THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:59 pm

He also wrote Phystme an email...much better!

Quote:

Dear Rev William u Phystem,
Sir how are you today, this mail is to tell you that i and Rev Omoruyi have been in that Hotel since 9am but we have not seen our Engineer Mr harold or mr kevien so please we are worried that is why Rev Omoruyi ask me to write you to know what is delying him please get back to us immediately, and i want to confarm to you that i was attack by criminals yesternight at about 11pm at Accra Ghana Laughing

,Thanks and God bless you.
Rev Isreal Nnamdi
GOD BLESS TWAT

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^

, Attack by criminals yesternight Laughing

Shame Kevin couldn't get of his lazy arse, he's such a bloody pain Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:05 pm

Tell him Kevin fell ill and he should be there Tuesday by 9AM, if you guys so desire to allow Kevin to be trusted. Kevin says he only has a bag, no briefcase. Possibly the good thing about that is he could get his arse whooped if they see that there is only a T-Shirt and a shredded newspaper in there. Laughing

Let me know if you want to try again or move on.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:06 pm

Jojo...I just emailed the TWAT this from Harold:

Quote:

Reverend Isreal,

I apologize that I was not there. I was called to an emergency situation. However, I instructed Kevin to meet you two at the hotel. I gave him the briefcases which hold both of your grant monies. He did not show up? I tried calling him on his cell phone but he is not answering. I am beginning to get worried. Please, you and Rev. Omoruyi sit tight until I can figure out where Kevin is. I hope that he is okay and he was not attacked by anyone on his way to meet you two.

Regards,
Harold

Do you know where Kevin lives? Perhaps we can turn this into Kevin stealing the grant money and trying to get away with it?

BW

EDIT: Just read your post Jojo. I will email them a little later with the news that Kevin will be there tomorrow. BTW, did you get a certain PM about details of that area?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:19 pm

Yes, BW, I got the PM details.

Also, I was thinking maybe Tuesday instead of tomorrow. One, because that would make your lads wait there longer. Two, it might give Kevin time to get the camera for video taping. Yes, I do know exactly where Kevin lives. I have his address. Either way you want, we can do it.

Also, this is just a thought. I have collected a couple hundred lad addresses from Accra, Ghana. I was thinking about sending out a mass email to them and having them show up at the meeting as well. You know, telling them to look for a guy with a briefcase/duffle bag and some idiots in white tunics who have their money. It would add to a lot of confusion, but this is your bait. So let me know.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:42 pm

jojo

Tuesday might be pushing it. If this was there first trip I would say go for it. But it would be great to get a large lad meet going. Why dont we set it up in front of Prudential Bank? I can tell the TWATs that Kevin needs to withdraw the money from the bank. Then the mass group of lads could be bodyguards or something Laughing

EDIT: we can chat more about this later if you will be online in the afternoon

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:00 pm

If we need to move it earlier, then that is fine... I can set it up for this weekend if we need to. Also, we would need to give the lads who get the emails a couple days to check their mail and go to the spot that we choose.

I'll be around the office today so I can chat whenever.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 63

ask him how he got attacked Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:09 pm

@ TWATERS

My Templar is in Benin and cannot find the TWAT pyramid. He is stuck there and waiting for me to give him some instructions.

Is there any way you can ask your mugus to give you direction how to get to the Benin pyramid.

Thank you this is the second attempt by my Templar

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:14 pm

Tell him it is in the guys back yard. Kevin and Emmanuel had problems finding it, as well as Anti-419's lad. I know at one point BW and YW were trying to get a better map, but I don't know if they ever did.

I gave this to Kevin and Emmauel and they were finally able to find it:

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:23 pm

^^^ thanks Jojo I will send this to my lad/

I hope he can find it and be able to set the Opus Dai flag on the pyramid. Laughing

I seet it this way also, my lad will get to know his country a bit better

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:41 pm

Jojo, BW, Rumbero - - You are incredible!!

Bruin

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rumbero wrote:

My Templar is in Benin and cannot find the TWAT pyramid.

Sorry, that made me laugh my ass off!

Wish I had a Templar. . . .

--J.D.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:27 pm

I can't believe i only just found this thread.

You guys are legends. I had no idea that ANY bait had been built up to this kind of complexity.

Good show sirs, good show.

Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:47 pm

Some of your TWATS are in Benin City?

They can stay with my hopeless lotto lad, aka P0tter D3rek. I haven't asked, but I'm sure it will be OK. Razz

Tell my lad that God and Sister Anna Lynne Jecti0n sent them there.

If they are interested, he is:

It may not be his real name, but as he has asked SP's courier to deliver W4yne R0oney's car there (which I have given him) I'm sure the adress is real. He also gave another of my characters that adress to send an obscene amount of money to. Sadly it never got there. Wink

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:51 pm

Roycropper wrote:

They can stay with my hopeless lotto lad, aka P0tter D3rek. I haven't asked, but I'm sure it will be OK. Razz

That made me spit water everywhere! Hehehe! Can you imagine people just showing up at your house to stay with you? BWHAHAHAHA! Good idea Roy!

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:12 pm

Okay...so Jojo and I are working on getting as many Accra based lads to meet the TWATs on Tuesday at noon at Prudential Bank. If this isnt a finale, I dont know what is Very Happy

The story will be that Kevin was assaulted on his way to retrieve the grant money. He will be released from the hospital tomorrow or Sunday. Because of this the TWATs will have to wait in Accra until Tuesday and meet Kevin at the bank. Because TWAT#2 was actually assaulted last night...

Quote:

DEAR HAROLD,
THANKS FOR YOUR RESPONDS,BUT IWANT TO ASK ,ARE YOU NOW IN ACCRA OR ARE YOU STILL ON YOUR WAY,BUT IF YOU ARE IN ACCRA PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER TO RICH YOU IMMEDIATELY SO THAT WE CAN HEAR FROM YOU,AND I WILL LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT I WAS ATTACK LAST NIGHT BY CRIMINALS AND I WAS INJURED PLEASE DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO ME TONIGHT IF YOU ARE REALY HERE IN GHANA THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU.,
REV ISREAL NNAMDI

...we will be providing body guards for both of them. The bodyguards will be all the Accra based lads that decide to believe an ASEM from Jojo
Laughing

Simple enough?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:18 pm

Is there a special codeword they should use if they go ring his doorbell?

This is definitely making my boring afternoon more enjoyable.

Thanks

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:43 pm

350+ Accra lads have been emailed the following:

Quote:

Good to hear from you. Everything is well here. The money has been sent and is ready for you to pick it up- the total amount is $75,000. The laptops and cell phones will be delivered to you as well. They will be handeled by a Mr. Kevin Will Tony. I attached his picture. The electronics will be in the suitcase seen in the picture.
Again, the bank to receive it is here:

PRUDENTIAL BANK LIMITED
MAKOLA
31 DECEMBER MAKOLA MARKET
ACCRA , GH

The meeting is on Tuesday May 1st at noon. Also, our bishops from the church will be there if you have any questions. They will be wearing white tunics, as seen in the attached picture. We know you don't have identification to pick up the money, so they will be there to guide you through the process.

Please be prompt.

Chris

I attached a pic of Kevin and the TWATs. This should be great! Twisted Evil

Thanks to RockSTL for getting some good pics out of Kevin to send.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:49 pm

Great stuff! If I can get my lad to stay in Accra till Tuesday i'll send him along to the bank as well, just for the hell of it.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:55 pm

I would think all Accra lads would be welcome!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Feckin' Brilliant Finale...

Fingers crossed for some mass mugu punch up!!! Twisted Evil

Does anyone know what the accra newspaper is-might get a mention-in fact maybe tip the newspaper about some cult thing going on etc etc...

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:26 pm

Absolutely brilliant! I can't wait for the coup de grace! I wish I could be there for the lad lovefest. Very Happy