A pet is for life - return of the seamugu

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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:17 am

New readers, search 'seamugu'. Austine is going for the full set of baits, he's done photos, forms, joined my church and got a giant tattoo, and 2 safaris during one of which he got arrested, in the other, an angry (unpaid) taxi driver took his clothes and mobile. Shocked

This was an attempt at number 3.

Poor Austine is having a lot of trouble with Scampatroller's courier sending him money. He'd gone quiet on me for so long I thought he was away on safari, so I sent him a reminder:

Quote:

Anna Lynne J3ction wrote:

Dear Austine,

did you get your money?

I put the tracking number in the website and it said the money had
been taken off a plane in Cote D'Ivoire.

What is going on???/

Today, the first email I have had from him for a month. I love the title:

Quote:

wwhy?

LOOK ANNA
you are just pulling my legs,why did you choose to treat me this way,?ok since then i've been checking the courier service company that close to me but i didn't see any thing.pls try send me the money now ok

HALLELUJAGOBBLE
AUSTINE

Slapeddy doo da....
Ausine is thicker than a thick thing, so he may need a lesson in parcel tracking. I know I should make the mugu do more work than me, but in the long run I still come out well ahead. Very Happy

Quote:

Listen you muppet, I would swear if I wasn't a nun.

If you 'didnt see anything' then you are clearly too bloody stupid to track a
parcel. I tracked it, and I am blonde, clearly you couldn't be bothered.

I will type very slowly so that you understand.

1) Click this link, or copy and paste it into your browser.

http://www.(SP's courier)/

If that's too hard for you, ask a grown up to help.

2) You will get a page from the courier's website. There is a red sign in
the bottom right saying 'Track Now'. Wiggle your mouse until the little
arrow is over it, then click the mouse button.

3) You then get a page saying 'Track your Packages Here'
Paste or type the tracking number, 109xxxxxxx into the box,
and click the 'Track' button.

4) Read the message. Get a grown up to explain it to you.

I have done my bit by sending you the package that Father Hugh J0rgens
left for you.

The fact that you cant be bothered to contact the couriers or do anything
to help yourself is not my fault.

I must go, I need to have a smoke and give the orphans some morphine
to shut them up.

Hallelujagobble!

--
Anna Lynne J3ction

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:26 am

Quote:

HALLELUJAGOBBLE

LOL, he didn't get any wiser did he ? Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:29 am

Here we go again Rolling Eyes

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

For the benefit of us Newbies I did the Search:

Avast

Spice the Mainbrace

Tattoo

SeaMugu vs. Pyramid

Fish are Biting

What Next?

Here goes my next few evenings. . . .

To Roycropper:

bow_down

"Not Worthy!" bow_down

--J.D.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Roy -- those kind of mugus are such treasures. As such, they should be buried very deep where neither air nor light can reach them. Laughing

Great job as always!

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:45 pm

Great job Roy!!!

BTW- is this the one that met Kevin?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:16 pm

/\/\ yes, I have never forgiven Kevin for being a decent lad and lending Austine the bus fare home from Ghana, he deserves all you give him just for that.

As always I am multiple baiting him. Dr W1nston Cup sent him a modified version of the email offering James Bpnd's Ast0n Mart1n to deserving lads.

Quote:

yes

DR WINST0N
i'm sorry for not replying you on time,pls i'm so much interested in that of course you don't even need to asked,pls brother try do all you can for me.

AUSTINE

Pack your bags Austine, its a long bus ride to 0uango. Can he drive, he'll need to get it back?

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

Roy, I can't wait to see Austine's new adventure. He's in a league all by himself. And so are you. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:47 pm

I love a lad that continues to travel, even after he has been through hell and back. Superb baiting here Roy!

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:03 pm

I am hoping that if I send him to 0uango via B0uake, where SP's couriers have offloaded his money, I can get him to do a 2 for the price of 1 safari, and make him more likely to get off his ass.

Austine is in mid-Nigeria, btw.

As he has come across Vera Duckw0rth before, his contact is Bas1l Faw1ty himself.

Quote:

Dear Austine,

You will be doing a favour if you get this car, as well as being very
valuable, the owner of the Imperial Hotel wants it for himself, I
would rather someone more deserving like you were to get it.

My contact there is the porter, Mr Faw1ty. His email is
[email protected]. Always use email, the hotel phone will be
answered by the owner or his wife.

The car will be waiting for you if you contact him first, he is the
only person there I can trust. He has the keys and original documents,
I attach a scan of the logbook for the car.

The best way to Ouango is by air from Abidjan, here is the airport
webpage. http://www.flightstats.com/go/Airport/airportDetails.do?airportCode=OFI

Otherwise you will have to go by road. I attach a map of the Ivory
Coast, If you go north from Abidjan, through Bouake, you get to
Ouangolodouguo at the top, near the border with Burkina Faso.

I know you have not much money, and I am unable to send you any, but
this car will be worth any hardships.

--

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:03 pm

Roy you are making Weatherfield very proud... Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:07 pm

*CLANK*

That was the sound of my jaw hitting the floor. I can't believe this guy is so thick! He's so greedy he'll do anything as long as its not a real job, huh?

bow_down

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:11 am

As usual, he is trying to scrounge his travel expenses. Rolling Eyes

Quote:

thanks for your ideal

DR WINST0N,
you know i can't afford to travel out of the country when there is no funds .look since you can able to do such favour for me ,why can't you just send me little money to go for it pls?.

AUST1NE

I told you he was thick, now I'll have to teach him how to hitch-hike.

Quote:

Not my problem. People in your town will certainly lend you money to
travel, now you have proof of ownership of a car worth $400,000.

You need to pick it up soon, though, I originally promised it to a
charity, who haven't done anything about it yet.

You can get there cheaply by public transport (bus, lorry or train),
or even hitch hike, do they have that in Africa? You stick your thumb
out at the side of the road, and cars stop for you.

--
Dr Winst0n Cup,

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:00 am

This is just beautiful - a reverse trunkbox.

Nnice work Thumbs up

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

@ Roy, Augustine emailed me at the couriers today wanting his cash by WU, I have not rplied to him yet:

Quote:

HELLO,
pls i will like the company to help me to transfer the funds to western union since is hard for me get there besides i want the same name to be used and like if you let me know.

3M3K@ @UGUST1N3 UD0H.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:01 pm

Fantastic, Roycropper! Very Happy

Glad to see the seamugu is still firmly anchored in your safe harbor.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:09 pm

Quote:

HALLELUJAGOBBL

What the.. Shocked

he's a religious turkey?

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:33 pm

Go Seamugu Go!

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:10 pm

A good domestration of why a mugu should be for life and not just for Christmas.

I just wonder how much more this idiot can take.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I have just sent August1n3 a reply saying he has 8 days left to collect his money from :

Quote:

Dear Sir,

It is not possible to send you the $20,000 via Western Union, it is against company policy to do that because you have to sign for your money in person when you collect it.

Your only option now is to collect the money from the place that it was offloaded, in your case, it was offloaded at Airport, Ivory Coast, and it is now for COLLECTION ONLY by the receiver, Mr Em3k@ August1n3 Ud0h, from Airport.

PLEASE NOTE:

Your shipment was offloaded on March 28th 2007, and you need to be aware that there is a one month collection period in which you must collect your $20,000.

If you fail to collect it within the one month period from when it was offloaded, it will be classed as an abandoned shipment and the $20,000 will be taken by my company to pay for the demurrage fees for storing it for the last month, you only have until April 28th to collect your money from airport, please advise me when you intend to collect it.

Regards,

Cxxxxx Mxxxxx.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:08 pm

/\/\ Nice one SP, if the lad has any intelligence at all, which I doubt, and looks at the map I sent him, he will realise that B0uake, where his cash is, is on his way to 0uango, where his car is.

Short of drawing a red line for him to follow on the map, its down to him.

Glad he is still taking an interest, he hasn't emailed Sister Anna since she called him a muppet, or Dr Cup.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:06 pm

Roycropper wrote:

or even hitch hike, do they have that in Africa?

Oh, I'm sooooo jealous of you Roy, having such a prize pet!

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:05 am

I did a lot of hitching in East Africa and usually you get asked for payment at the end of the ride - or negotiate a fee first. Not quite how we imagine hitch-hiking but that was how it worked when I was there. Sometimes the army supplemented their pay that way. So our lad may not even be able to afford to hitch! Laughing

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