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Spooky Tooth
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Behind you...
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:36 pm |
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Between the pyramid video and this poster, I can only assume epic awesomeness for 4/19.
Maybe this could be an annual thing, like WrestleMania, every January, the best baiters start building their most epic mugubaits to climax on 4/19, the final bait stores are posted and a final winner declared 'Scambaiter of the Year' with special awards for greediest mugu, stupidest mugu, best supporting bait character, etc.....
hehe, either way, i'm going to be watching this thread with a brew in each hand come 4/19. |
_________________ I'm here to bait mugus and chew bubblegum, and i'm all outta bubblegum. |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:27 pm |
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Small Update
My Skype credit was pretty drained so I had to improvise. I texted both main TWATs posing as the secretary of the Head Engineer. I then followed up the text today with an email from the good Rev. Dover. Here is the email. It went to both of them only with the names swapped
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Rev. Isreal,
Omoruyi's secretary, Mike, texted me today saying that they are on schedule and are very excited to meet you. He also said that he texted you a brief message. I am just emailing you to confirm. I have forwarded your information to Omoruyi and Mike so that they can call you if they need to. However, they are currently at sea so I am unsure if they have the capability to phone you at this time. Please email me to confirm your arrangements to Port Harcourt.
I am very excited and proud of your progress so far and I sincerely believe that you will be one of our most valuable TWATS.
God Bless TWAT! |
I received an email from TWAT number 3, the paparazzi Here is what he said:
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Dear Reverend Benjamin Dove
I receive the information of the hotel and I will be there tomorrow me and my friend how knows port-Harcourt so that I will be in the hotel as early as 5pm before them.
I will email you immediately I alive Port Harcourt. Hear are my number +234-xxxxxxxx pleased calling me as you promise so that we can have oral discussion.
Regards
TWAT #3 |
I called him a few times but with some static playing then hung up before I went over a minute. Then I emailed him telling him that I tried several times to call but the connection was very poor and it was apparent that he could not hear me as all he said was Hello over and over again. I reassured that everything is in order for his trip and that my secretary, Mike, will try to call or text him.
Hopefully I will get some emails tomorrow from all 3 TWATs confirming their respective trips. If they do, I will post them before I hop on my flight home. Thursday is the big day and I will be away from my computer for a good amount of time. Good thing is it looks like it will be in the morning so by late afternoon, I am hoping that our TWATs will be emailing us back either with some crazy death threats or pleas of why we would do such a horrible thing.
Someone mentioned what would happen after this. Well, this IMO is a burn and although I hate burning lads, this one at least has a good reason...mainly you cant do something like this without burning the lads. If,. for some reason, we can salvage any of these TWATS after the trip, I think (and I believe I can speak for YW) we will be more than happy to dish out some more pain
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_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
x9 (7 by the infamous Barry Melrose <---clicky)
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Benin City
Lagos
The Lad that Stole Christmas
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Posted:
Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:42 pm |
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this IMO is a burn |
Just because you were late bringing the grants and the altars to two different TWATs doesn't mean you won't make it up to them in the near future. You had no obligation to tell either one that another grantee was showing up too. It's very embarrassing not to be able to meet your commitments, but The Road to Cavalry is long, hard, and rocky.
Anyway, the video, if you get it, may just show two TWATs rubbing and grinding up against each other. I sure hope so. |
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"jesus are you retarted. someone has gotta say it"
No more jokes about attendants!
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:54 pm |
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Awesome stuff guys... I can't wait to see the burn. |
_________________ Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:18 pm |
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It is a shame to burn these two, but oh, what a fantastic burn!
Maybe for The TWAT Strikes Back you can collect a large enough group that they actually start recruiting others to the fold - enough to form entire congregations. |
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"You are criminal, don't write to this box again." - [mask:1]Joseph Foley[/mask:1]
"I TAUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED AND ALLOWED ME TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
BUT YOU STARTED BEHAVING AS IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS DRUNK." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1]
"GET LOST. BASTERRD POEPLE." - [mask:1]Paul Dakotan[/mask:1]
"I really thank you for your jokes. But please i want it to put to stop." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1] |
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Loofy
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Apr 2004
Posts: 13
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:48 pm |
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you are my hero <3 |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:49 pm |
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The Nigerian elections fall on April 21st right? Won't they be closing down the streets and putting up road blocks before then? Especially in the Niger delta region. They might run into a lot of trouble getting out there. |
_________________ "I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:34 pm |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:58 pm |
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Spooky Tooth wrote: |
Maybe this could be an annual thing, like WrestleMania, every January, the best baiters start building their most epic mugubaits to climax on 4/19, the final bait stores are posted and a final winner declared 'Scambaiter of the Year' with special awards for greediest mugu, stupidest mugu, best supporting bait character, etc..... |
I think that's a grand idea. Scambaiting is an internet sport, so surely we should have some sort of award ceremony. |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Posted:
Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:04 pm |
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Ahhhh i love a good Safari!! Great work!! |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:10 pm |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:21 am |
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FPoops
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Posts: 82
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Posted:
Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:33 pm |
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well done |
_________________ FUCK YOUR ASS WITH THE DEM GAMES THAT YOU PLAYING TOO SHIT!!! WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT GAMES DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL GAMES ITS WHAT YOU ARE DOING CALL GAMES AND DONT WANT TO READ FROM YOU KNOW MORE FUCK YOUR ASS PIG - George
"You got me, very tight, right by the balls." - D1no
" I have been injected out my house since three weeks ago" - Casm1r |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:41 pm |
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I am definitely watching this with anticipation. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:09 pm |
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Our video guy has arrived. This was the one guy that I thought would not make it out of the three only because he has not gone through a whole lot of trouble yet, such as building a pyramid.
One down, two to go.
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Dear Reverend Benjamin Dove
I want to let you know that me and my friend have alive port Harcourt two hours ago For the phone concervation there is no problem on it you dont have to bother it is becaouse of net work problem hear Nigeria.
In one hour time now we be going around searching for the hotel right now we are in local hotel in port Harcout due to our finashal ability but dont worry we will take care of it we have gotting a help from a local tax drive how will take us round in search of the hotel so by one oclock tomorrow we be there to instore our vidoe tape to video there meething.
i will expecting you call.
Regards
Your brother in Lord
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_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:18 pm |
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Did your lad forgot a R????
pft, here is to hoping guys, it would be AB FAV to get a video. If not, I already thought a few nice heated mails would be great, so anything else is a bonus |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:21 pm |
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Nice! This is going to be perfect! |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Raymond Luxury-Yacht
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 160
Location: Europe endless
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:50 pm |
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Great news ! It's good to have a responsible lad to do the work |
_________________ <b>Williams Hills: </b>I want to say categorically without any fear of contradiction that I do not know exactly what you are saying.
<b>Rebbeca Steve: </b>You are a failure where ever you are. Mugu like you;you dont have money you dont help peopls,after what God has done for you,still you refused to pay your tithe to God,you will remain poor.
<b>Anthony Audu: </b>I am getting frustrated and confused because very soon my family will be out on the streets |
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maynard_g_krebbs
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 140
Location: somewhere over a rainbow
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Posted:
Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:54 pm |
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Oh, the anticipation is KILLING me.
You guys should get your own personal star in Hollywood for the acting you put together. GREAT STUFF! |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:02 pm |
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We have almost hit the trifecta. Two down, one to go.
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Dear Rev,
How are you to day?
I am very very sorry for not have written you yesterday is due to the fact that i was running around and making some arrengements for my trip to Port Harcourt but i will not hesitate in telling you that i left Lagos this morning as early 6am,and i have to tell you that i am here now in Port Harcourt with my assistant looking forward to meet mr mike and omoruiye by 6pm tomorrow as you directed,and i was suprised to recieve a text message on my cell phone and message said he is mr mike secretary to omoruiye and now you have confirmed to me that you are aware of mr mike,i look forward for you mail tomorrow morning.thanks and God bless you.
Rev Isreal Nnamdi
GOD BLESS TWAT |
And since each lad is bringing at least one friend along, this will be a total of at least six lads on safari. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:49 am |
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Oh..... my..... god..... I can't believe this one! I'll be at my computer all day waiting for updates! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:54 am |
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Absolutely great work! I can't wait to see the outcome of this one. Kind of reminds me of mugus wandering up the Skeleton coast and traipsing through the impenetrable forest. (I just had a memory of that lovely boat the mugu hired to track the floating chest. Y'all remember that one? At least these guys will have a nice luxurious hotel room to stay in, right?)
Here's hoping we can get some follow-up on what actually happens. My money is on the cameraman to be the most reliable of them all.
Again, a job well done! |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:50 am |
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"Oh Boy is this GREAT!!"
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:55 am |
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This is legendary. This is the kind of bait that will be discussed for years to come.
You have raised the bar for all of us.
GREAT JOB. |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:45 am |
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Simply LADTASTIC!!! Can't wait! |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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