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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:53 pm |
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Masters golf tourney winner! It's just a tradition for me to watch the Masters every year. Such a beautiful course! Yeah, so I'm a golf nerd. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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maynard_g_krebbs
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 140
Location: somewhere over a rainbow
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:36 am |
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I play worse than I spel.
Anything over a 7 is the same as a 7. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:16 am |
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I'm great at mini golf!
I used to be the village champion.
No...wait... no, not champion......
Idiot. That's right, it was the village idiot. |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:56 am |
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Nice to see the normally calm Tiger spitting his dummy out. |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:57 am |
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Golf? Isn�t this the sport where grown men play with their tiny balls?
Tried golf once and had a lot of fun. Well, I didn�t hit the ball often but i dug a nice deep hole into the driving range with the golf club |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:09 am |
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I took up golf last year, more like military, bloody maneuvers! I spend more time in the bushes looking for the enemy....I mean ball, or crawling around in bunkers, than on the fairway. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:41 am |
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Golf is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman....you need to make sure your balls are nicely clean between each shot. You don't hack around in the bushes unless absolutely necessary and the main objective is to drop your balls in the hole with the minimum of effort.
I'll get my coat. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:31 am |
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Whatever happened to pocket pool? Pants pockets, that is. |
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Jayne Cobb
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 40
Location: Serenity, somewhere near the Outer Worlds
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:14 pm |
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Golf? Golf? *scratches head* What's that? Oh yeah, that's what them thar city-slickers call it. We's up heres call it pasture pool. Just playing.
@TS: Um, everything can be related to "making love to a beautiful woman", can't it? |
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:05 pm |
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^^^
actually sometimes it's just "making love to a <strike>beautiful</strike> woman" |
_________________ in gods we trust - all others pay cash
hug the trolls - maybe it will help them to stop being a worthless piece of trash
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:06 pm |
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@JC
It can, if I can think of suitable analogies. The 'beautiful' bit is just wishful thinking. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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