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That's right, Kimi wins it! Finally! It seems like he has some talent hidden with all that money under his bed...
This is the discussion of F1 stuff happening, if there are any fans on the board (Waits patiently for Klein's quip!) |
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Evangelion82
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somehow, i knew you would post a F1 thread...  |
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I think they all better start keeping an eye on Hamilton. He may not be mature enough to win or be in the top 3 at the end, but it looks like he may be making their lives a little harder. First F1 race, first time at that track and 3rd place. |
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Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:26 am |
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I didn't watch it, but had to listen to the ear splitting noise all afternoon. Dear old Murray (GO! GO!! GO!!!) Walker was on the Channel 10 commentary team though. He accosted Bernie Ecclestone before the race who said "What the hell are you doing here Murray?" which brightened up my day. |
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Murray Walker is a genius - anyone who can come up with gems like "He owes a lot to his parents - mainly his mother and father" and "You can't see a digital clock because there isn't one" under live TV pressure is a man to cherish.  |
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Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:15 am |
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^^^^ hahaha....so there is another Heinz Pr�ller out there? Heinz Pr�ller is the Austrian live commentator and "Mr. Formel 1" in Austria. He talks that much crap during the races, that he is a legend by now.
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| Mansell is in lead being 6 seconds behind |
Even the famous 2005 Grand Prix in Indianapolis with only 6 cars on the track was hilarious for Austrian Formula 1 viewers, cause during the whole race Niki Lauda as co-commentator made fun out of Heinz Pr�ller.
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"The lead car is absolutely unique - except for the car behind which is identical."
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"There's no doubt in my mind that if the race had been 46 laps instead of 45 it would have been a McLaren first and second. But it didn't, so it wasn't."
"And it's Mansell ... Mansell ... Nigel Mansell," screamed Murray in top gear while describing the 1990 Monaco Grand Prix - only to realise in a fit of apologies that viewers were actually watching Alain Prost. |
The man is a living leg end. Sorry, that should have read legend. |
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Donato
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kleindoofy
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Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:26 pm |
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How exciting! |
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GoldDalek
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Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:15 pm |
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@TS
Don't forget that classic interviwe MW did with Mansell when he had a very large bump on his head. (Video here) |
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Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:57 pm |
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The Coulthard-Wurz shunt shocked me. My brother and I were watching and he was commenting how in this Australian Grand Prix, there weren't very many crashes compared to last year and all of a sudden, you see the Red Bull fly over the Williams! Talk about timing... |
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Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:58 pm |
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Happy belated St. Patrick's day to you as well Klein |
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Pachanga
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^^^^^ Excellent. |
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Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:03 pm |
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Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:59 am |
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10 reasons why Kimi is actually Santa...
10. Santa is apparently from Finland � Kimi is Finnish
9. Santa doesn�t mind a drink, especially not on Christmas Eve � Well, we all know Kimi doesn�t mind a drink at all!
8. You never see Kimi just before Christmas, the time when Santa is getting ready for Christmas
7. Kimi is one of the fastest drivers in the world, and we all know Santa has to be speedy getting round the whole world � surely a poignant factor.
6. Red overalls a problem for you? Kimi now has his own set, as does Santa.
5. But wait I hear you say� �Kimi is too toned to be Santa�. Well, as you don�t see him just before Christmas, it is possible he could �bulk up� but there�s also things known as �fat suits��
4. However, you never seem to see Kimi without his personal trainer for the rest of the year� it�s all a conspiracy!
3. According to In Gear magazine, Santa has an interest in cars, as does Kimi.
2. Children like Kimi as well as Santa
1. Finally, lots of people still believe in Santa, and lots believe in Kimi too. |
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Roycropper
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Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:21 am |
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/\/\ he still talks like Elmer Fudd. Fast though.
I was very interested to see Albert Park on raceday, having walked round the track last summer, when it was just a road around a lake in a nearly empty park. Where did all that suff come from?
The Coultard Wurz crash was a shock, imaging how different it would all look today if DC's car had decapitated Wurz on live TV.
It must have come as a surprise to our World Champion to find that he could only pass his rookie teammate in the pits! Lewis Hamilton is a definite breath of fresh air, and made up for the disappointment of Button's Honda turning out to be an undriveable P.O.S. that couldn't keep up with last year's car masquerading as a Super Aguri. |
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Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:21 pm |
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I request permission to necro this thread in three weeks time... |
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Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:14 am |
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Er, SP, your avatar is now out of date!!! Shouldn't it be more, well, red?
Congrats to Kimi, but I'm afraid I'm now firmly in the ickle Lewis camp!!! He's just so cute!  |
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kleindoofy
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Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:49 am |
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Why? Are they going to stop driving cars in circles and do something interesting instead?
Ok, go ahead. Just don't be disappointed if Ecclestone decides that Kimi has to lose. Don't forget, F1 is a privately owned company, not a sports league. |
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Standard Procedure
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Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:25 pm |
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that kind of became evident after the 2005 US Grand Prix. What a pisser that was. Thanks for the special permission! |
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