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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:30 pm |
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Not a super long one, just Lagos to Abuja. About 700 miles. Maybe a little less...
Original IP: Lagos
New IP: Abuja
He and I have been dealing with each other since about mid December. He has been to the Western Union office about 15 times. In his own words:
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i went there so many times i cant count |
Well, we were having such problems, I suggested he just go to the WU office with an ID. However, since it was an ASEM he had to assume a name that I wanted. He had to go and pay to get a license made. Now, normally I wouldn't be happy with that. But, since it was going to cost him money, I figured I would go for it. And, since he had been to the WU office so many times, I thought him using a fake ID might get me an arrest. It did not. The fake is pretty decent.
Again, this is all because of Scam Patroller's Courier service. Anyway, he is there now. I am still waiting to move the goods because I need more information on him. I told him just to get a one way ticket, as is standard. But, we will be moving the goods a little farther away here shortly. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2
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crossfire
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Posts: 1152
Location: ten light years away
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:39 pm |
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Hee hee, yoy should have made him walk with a 5 gallon cooler of water.
good one jojo |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:45 pm |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:46 pm |
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Nice work! What are you gonna do with all those safari helmets? |
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ScamIAm
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 18
Location: Midnightbomberwhatbombsatmidnight
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:07 pm |
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I am not worthy! Can't wait to get some safari helmets... I'm working on one! |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:28 pm |
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Anti-419 wrote: |
Nice work! What are you gonna do with all those safari helmets? |
Grow them and make them multiply! I want to get as many mugus moving as I can! Some of my favorite lad moments have come when in the midst of a safari. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:27 pm |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:06 pm |
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Geez, those helmets are just PILING up- instead of a pyramid you could have the Statue of Liberty in your sig line Great work, both of you, Jojo and SP. Erm, Jojo, how about a triathlon next? If anybody can pull it off, it must be you |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:14 pm |
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Triathalon eh? |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:19 pm |
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Yeah, thought that would be an appropriate challenge for you. No way in hell I could ever get a lad to do so, but I have faith in all things called Jojo. If you can pull that one off, shiny orange name on me |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:25 pm |
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Nice one Jojo... |
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ScamIAm
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 18
Location: Midnightbomberwhatbombsatmidnight
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:26 pm |
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What is the criteria for a safari? Does one have to leave ones country or is there a certain milage involved? Please elaborate.
Thanks,
Grimey |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:26 pm |
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persephone wrote: |
If you can pull that one off, shiny orange name on me |
So what exactly do you want... |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:36 pm |
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ScamIAm wrote: |
What is the criteria for a safari? Does one have to leave ones country or is there a certain milage involved? Please elaborate.
Thanks,
Grimey |
I think it qualifies if the Lad crosses a national border and/or travels over 200 miles. There's also a scoring system somewhere. |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:41 pm |
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For space reasons in your signature, jojo, you should put in for a 'lad travel agent' emoticon, with the current number in the middle.
While you're at it, get Kevin Will Tony to have one tattooed on, too... |
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I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Posted:
Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:41 pm |
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Okay....just imagine this in handwriting with big RSOT and a signature:
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I, Persephone, will buy you, JoJoBean, an orange username if you, JojoBean, can get the lad of your choice to fullfill the requirements of a 419Eater Triathlon:
lad swimming (NO BOATS!!! Lads spend so much time in internet cafes, they can use the physical exercise)
Lad on bicycle (The lad can ask Agi for a bicycle <-- anybody curious can PM Agi about that one.)
Lad on foot (since this one is obviously way too easy for all things called JoJoBean, we need a requirement for this one: at least 10 k on foot - lads are lazy and getting 10 ks out of them is hard enough in my opinion)
Of course, evidence needs to be presented to the jury of our peers: the peeps of 419eater.
Signed,
Persephone (and the mods can kick me later for signing my post) |
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_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:29 pm |
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I am sending out mails today.
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For space reasons in your signature, jojo, you should put in for a 'lad travel agent' emoticon, with the current number in the middle. |
If only there were such a beast! My siggy is getting quite full and it needs some modification. If there were a nice travel agent icon, such as a super big safari hat, that would be awesome, but me thinks there isn't. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:46 pm |
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yastreb wrote: |
There's also a scoring system somewhere. |
Forgot this... http://yeawhatever.catholiccall.org/safari/calculator.html
YW made this up a while back. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:06 pm |
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Excellent, Jojo! I hope you bought plenty of insurance. |
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Lome, Togo to Bouake, Ivory Coast
Lagos to Abuja
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:57 pm |
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Got a great update from his best friend!
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Good day Sir,
well he really did travel there,and he travelled by road transport,what he took was a one way ticket for road transportation,i am in Lagos here,but are u the bigger boss?We are all praying morning and night for him to have a safe journey and also to hear from him.
Sir,let me tell you this,before he travelled he was acting strangely and would hardly talk to anyone,the only day he talked to me,he said that things are not going smoothly as expected and said that's all.The other day i asked him for some money to solve some financial problems he just yelled at me.
The day he travelled we all prayed that he'd be safe.i saw him off to the bus that took him.No body is happy here,everyone is just weighed down,
I hope all is well with him.
God Bless you Sir |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:30 pm |
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Jojo - I am sure you could arrange a scenic sidetrip to one of the many hot tourist destinations along the way, thus breaking the 700 mile barrier. . .
Bruin |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:16 pm |
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I am still waiting to hear back from him. Once I do, I will move the package further away. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Posted:
Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:29 pm |
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Pal of lad wrote: |
The other day i asked him for some money to solve some financial problems he just yelled at me. |
Hahaha, I love it when they start to turn against each other |
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ScamIAm
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 18
Location: Midnightbomberwhatbombsatmidnight
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Posted:
Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:47 pm |
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Great Job so far! Thanks for the info regarding safari points et al..
Grimey |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:07 pm |
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and a bit bigger :
Travel Agent emoticon for jojobean |
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