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wayne
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Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:34 pm |
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One of my vlads wants me to send "her" a present for March 8th. March 8th is National Women's Day in Russia. I think Boris is so cheap he's trying to get me to send presents to him so he can give them to his girlfriend. And not cheap stuff either. A camera, perfume and stuff like that! Cheeky Boris. Very very cheeky  |
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mami
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Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:14 pm |
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Go to a one-dollar-shop and buy two cheap bottles of perfume, and mix them.. I know Boris' girlfriend would love that!!
Or even better, take an (empty!!!) bottle of perfum (from a nice brandpreferably.. and even better w/ the box).. refill it with toilet refresher and send it...
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up_and_under
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Joined: 16 Jan 2007
Posts: 621
Location: At your local Fruit & Vegetable stand
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:21 am |
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I could think of some other liquid substances to place in those containers. Let me know, I have a list! |
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Mercury
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Joined: 23 Feb 2007
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Location: Ireland
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:40 pm |
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For the camera send him some crushed glass, metal and plastic shards in a nice little box which hopefully he would give straight to his "Sweetheart" without opening. For the perfume I'm thinking stink bomb fluid or drain water. Or just tell him you have a phobia of post offices, what ever suits you. |
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wayne
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:50 pm |
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I think sending anything dodgy would violate the innocent third party rule so I won't be doing that. It's a nice thought though isn't it  |
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Connie L. Gus
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:53 pm |
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Liquids and broken glass are out. Playing along and sending the tried and true fake shipping receipts are the way.
Would sending them to out of the way DHL shipping points to sign for the package break the third party rule? |
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JoeTam
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Bong water is my favorite! Drop a cat scat and some cheap Vodka into the jar to enhance the "aroma". Shake well. Tell her to take a swig, then apply liberally to her underarms and buscuit nether regions. |
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