George Bush & the Village People

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Jayhawk wrote:

Maybe you could tell him that you can't wait until you see the finished product, and you'd love to have the group come to the White House so you could perform with them.

I have already asked him if he would perform at a White House function, and he said, yes Smile

, I wont be performing with him, though, I am playing this straight without any funny stuff, he needs to suffer.

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:32 pm

If you need a White House secretary to contact him about his performance, do let me know! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I got an email from the biker in the REAL Village People Laughing

:

Quote:

Wow...that's insane. I know those people are out there, but I had no idea they would go to those lengths. Unbelievable. This guy sounds as gullible as the people he hopes to swindle. Definitely let us know if they send you something and they put it up on eBay.

the Village People rock Laughing

, this is Eric:

http://www.officialvillagepeople.com/Eric%20page.html

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:05 pm

Fan tastic Smile

will he sign my CD.

This bait is getting better by the second

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:05 pm

Nice job SP!!!!

Hopefully you get something worthy of showing the real Village People.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

harrya wrote:

Fan tastic Smile

will he sign my CD.

No, Harry, stop being selfish, my biker scammer might, though Razz

@ Nap, I don't mind even if the final Y.M.C.A video is cringingly bad, that will make it even better, but I have a strange feeling that it might actually be good Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:57 pm

Again brilliant SP, have no other words. Absolutely fantastic! Can hardly wait for the video - but sure it will be worth it!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 15

This is gonna be one hell of a trophy SP

Can't wait Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:07 am

Excellent SP, I've been following alone the bait, bow_down

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 101

Wow.

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:42 am

My My you guys are awesome...

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:59 am

I've been following this bait since you started. Glen Hughes (Biker V1llage Pers0n) is actually a great singer. In their autobiographical movie, he sings pretty well.

V1llag3 Pe0p1e did a (very, very) bad, but compelling film called Can't Stop The Music. It is a piece of dreck in every sense of the word. You might be able to involve this film in your bait (long review here).

Good luck SP!

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:23 am

OMG

SP, you rock...!

And the reply from Eric the Biker...oh man...great start to the 2007 baiting season! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:14 pm

Elsewhere I posted an item about possible ideas, The YMCA pose was going to be one of them........
It looks like you've already thought about it.
R0bb1e W1ll1ams rehab must also include a gentle re-introduction to singing, that must be why your producer friend came over, obviously Elt0n J0hn gave him a call.
Now all we need is the Sp1ce G1rls to reform and need a support group.
The level of anticipation is building......

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Did Eric the Biker call you "Your Excellency"? If not, time to slap! (j/k)

You've got a great one going there. I can hardly wait to see the end result!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^No, he didn't call me, Your Excellency, I'm the President, damnit, I must have words Laughing

:

I have sent the lad an email requesting more details about all the people travelling to the US, in particular, I want their email addresses, and the email addresses of their next of kins, I have a plan of what I intend to do with those after they travel to the airport to get their flight to the US on Airforce One at , hopefully, this will all go as planned to make the rest of the plan work.

Upon reaching Abidjan, I will ask him to stay there and mail me before they go to the a couple of hundred miles north of Abidjan, at which time, I will have already emailed to notify him that my agents in Nigeria have found him to be implicated in 419 fraud, saying that Airforce One has now left the airport and he is to return home to Nigeria where I will contact him again, I will tell him to give his group an excuse about war stuff in Ivory coast as the reason for the plane not being able to land.

The next part of the plan will involve GWB threatening to email all the members in his church who were involved in singing the song, making the video and costumes and the next of kins, telling them exactly why they are now not going to the US, which is all because of the main lads previous 419 fraud which we have just found out about, I think he might not want all these people to know what I know about him, many of them will probably have no idea he is a 419er, and it might be looked upon very dimly by them all for him fucking them all up, wasting their money and shattering their dreams.

This will be my bargaining chip to have him do something else, he is implicated in 419 fraud, I can prove that to the lad by giving him certain names, and he WILL know what I am talking about and that I know he is a 419er because of that, he then has a couple of choices, which will be revealed at a later date:

Quote:

Dear xxxxx xxxxx,

Thank you for confirming that you received the corrected post code, the producer was in a bit of a panic when he contacted me about it, he said, can you imagine if they sent the CD and video to me with the wrong postcode, all their hard work could have been lost in the post, thank the Lord that he noticed the error before you sent them items!

How are things coming along with the video of the full rehearsal wearing the costumes, have you had a chance to record it yet? Do you have an approximate date for me to give to the producer for when you are sending the items via courier?

xxxxx, when I asked you to send me the names, addresses, dates of birth and passport sized photos for each member travelling to the US, in my haste to get things organised quickly, I neglected to ask you for two other important items.

Firstly, I will also need their email addresses and phone numbers, this is so that they can be contacted directly by US immigration in the event of any problems that may arise, not that I expect any problems, but as I'm sure you can appreciate, I have to follow correct protocols, I cannot be seen to be giving preferential treatment to one group over another, it is all a formality anyway.

Secondly, each member will have to give the contact name, address, telephone number and email address of their next of kin. These will be used in the event of any accidents, either during the flight or at any time during their travels to, and in the US. Please send me details of each member formatted like this:

Personal Details.
1) Name:
3) Date of birth:
2) Address:
4) Phone number:
5) Passport photo image

Next Of Kin Details.
1) Name:
2) Address:
3) Email address:
4) Phone number:

Please let me have these details and photos at the earliest possibly time, we only have approximately one month to get everything in order for you to be able to travel at the end of March.

Sincerely,

Gxxxxx W Bxxx.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Your excellency, you are truly one mean S.O.B.. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:56 pm

Fantastic SP,

I do believe that it is the perfect time for the press to get involved. I would ask the mugus for some photos of the gropup for the press release.
Ask the mugu to try to get the group to dress in their costumes. Laughing

Can't wait the the see final product. Any music demos yet??

clapping

Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:14 am

SP, I am in AWE!!!!!!!!!!! happy crowd

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

I love the plot twist where GWB will threaten to reveal the scamming to friends/family. Blackmailed by the Prez! Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Feb 2007 Posts: 59

WOW!!

I love this one. You are an awesome baiter sp.

I read through the whole thread tonight which must've taken me over an hour whilst watching tv. I had to register to reply to this and basically to keep up with the news. No, I shan't be just a hanger though. I need to see this video and hear their lovely recording playing with bongos, panpipes, rattlers, some strange single stringed instruments and forign vox.

Keep up the goos work!! Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 52

I just read the whole thread and only can think of one word: Brilliant! I can't wait to see the outcome of this.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Posts: 6

i also eagerly await the next installment!!

Is he not overdue for sending the video? Its past the 20th feb!!

Awesome...

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ Yes, he was supposed to send it on the 20th, but I told him the producer needs to hear the full Y.M.C.A song with them wearing their costumes, rather than the video clips of the rehearsals where they didn't wear costumes that he was going to send, hopefully he will be sending the full version very soon.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Posts: 6

Can't wait!

I'm in awe of your imagination. I've got a couple hanging, but i'm not sure what to do with them yet.

George Bush & the Village People	View next topic View previous topic