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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:10 pm

YW and I are working on two new TWATs. Today we received photos of the second offical TWAT pyramid. Unfortunately it is a bit puny and will have to be built up a bit more. More details as I get them. I would like to find out where this pyramid is. One more and we could draw a triangle on Googe Earth Very Happy

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:12 pm

Heh, you're building yourselves a nice portrait of Twats Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:26 pm

Nice. Where is this one located?

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:28 pm

The brown eye is good, but he has no idea of the scale involved. Send him the pix of the other ones, especially the one with the nuns.

Tell him to put something valuable at the centre, then the lads we send later will have something to dig for Laughing

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Great, the more twats the merrier, good work Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:36 pm

Excellent work! I can see these pyramids becoming the goal of solemn and devout pilgrimages (safaris) from distant (hopefully, very distant) lands.

Bruin

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:44 pm

jojobean wrote:

Nice. Where is this one located?

I am finding that out now. Once I know, all of you will know Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:50 pm

Awesome, Mates! Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:55 pm

Can anybody make out the address from this fake land receipt? The TWAT sent it to me before he constructed that sorry-ass pyramid. I requested the location of the pyramid but thought I would see if anyone can read his handwriting...I know its in Lagos Very Happy

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:56 pm

Nice one! But what happened? Has it started to melt in the heat or something? Kinds looks like it's gone all saggy. Tell your lads to send out for some more bags and make a proper pyramid, not something that looks like inverted trumpet.

- edit - I like the way government departments in Nigeria have individual receipt books printed up for each family (in this case the Onigbeje's). I wish the local bunch of red tape weavers could get themselves that well organised. It's also good to see the signature lines are staggered to indicate the comparative ranking in officaldom too.

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:59 pm

@Callum...do you think I would let this pathetic attempt just slip by? Wink

I have already emailed him with instructions to give the pyramid more girth.

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:00 pm

Looks like No. 40 Agric Road, Ejigbo, Lagos to me. Question

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:33 pm

Me too..

From a google search..

"NIGER-DELTA PRONACO RALLY

Present: Alhaji Asari Dokubo, Chief Anthony Enahoro, Alhaji Yerima Shetima of (Arewa), Bright Ezeocha (Igbo Youth Congress) ��Odua Peoples Congress.

Bolaji Rosiji Gauranga Foundation ��Journalists For Democracy, etc.

ROUTE: From No. 13, Agudama Avenue in the D-line province of Port Harcourt (Office of the Niger Delta People�s Salvation Front) to Aba-Port Harcourt road, to Olu Obasanjo Street to Ikwere road through Mile one to Lagos bus stop, to Agric road , Right turn to Victoria Street, back to Agric Road by civic centre and finally to Isaac Boro Park.

............................................................

Found another one..

Director
SA Agric Road, Ajava Topa, Ajava
Badagry. Layos Nigeria
.........................................................................

Neighbours???

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:35 pm

Excellent...thanks guys. I think its time for a pilgrimage! Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:01 pm

Now all we need is a lad to build one in Ilorin and we have an almost perfect triangle Very Happy

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:23 pm

OUTSTANDING !!! you can never have enough TWATS. I was supposed to get some naked pics of my lad kevin today, but his idea of sexy, and mine (Allisa), are entirely two different ideas. This lad took the little yellow bus to school. Got a whole bunch of pics, though, and will post them later today. Great job, guys.....I am really impressed.

Rock

UPDATE: I am Impressed is meant to mean that fact that another TWAT is under construction. The size is a whole other story Wink

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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:18 pm

I've been out all day and this is the first that I've seen this pyramid. Let me make it perfectly clear that compared to the original TWAT pyramid, this one is totally UNACCEPTABLE. Evil or Very Mad

Back to the drawing board with you lad.

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:53 pm

I agree with YW - - the high standards of the cult must be maintained!!

Bruin

("high" in this case, means at least 15 feet - - make them do a penance for failing to build it right in the first place )

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:13 pm

Call that a pyramid, must build higher!!! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:22 pm

This sorry effort looks like one of those Tibetan Bhuddist cairns you see in the Himalayas. My guess is they ran out of sandbags. Back to the drawing board Lads.

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:23 pm

Nice work BW and YW! A second TWAT Pyramid should be better and bigger than the first. Your lads have disgraced the great TWAT gods. Time to put on the gauntlet and wind up for that big backhand.

Leave no teeth intact!

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http://www.lagosstate.gov.ng/Local_govt/Local_govt6.4.htm

Quote:

Boundary:
North - The international airport
South - Olowu stream at boundary with Amuwo Odofin Local Government
East - Ejigbo swamp along Oke - Afa
West - Swamp at Isheri Osun

Must be a pleasant place to live. Two swamps and an airport. I wonder what's louder - the planes or the mosquitos?

Interestingly I wasn't able to find an Agric road there. Badagry is quite far away from there.

Request a map. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:34 am

According to kalkerlations carried out here at the WBH Centre for High-Temperature Mathematics, the 6-square pyramid as in the pic should contain a measly 91 sandbags.

Telling them to go to 8-square more than doubles the sandbag requirement to 204 and a 10-square would require 385 bags and possibly cause severe distress and/or injury.... Razz

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:38 pm

A light slap and our lad is out to rebuild the pyramid. Will keep you all posted with him as well as a third lad that claims he is in the process of building another one.

BW

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:43 am

I just had a thought.

Maybe Stonehenge was built by the lads of the time. In 1000 years the TWAT pyramids will be dug up and I can see all the books that will be written explaining their purpose.

I suggest that they carve in stone the message "Built for the amusement of BW, YW and their friends".

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