Union Bank get addicted to ITV5!

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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:04 am

The helpful people down at the Union Bank of Nigeria (Fake branch) were very reluctant to play at Scrooge's ITV5 modality, but now they've got the hang of it, they are becoming addicts, They were up very late last night, and on again at 4am this morning. That's as bad as a tennager with a Playstation. Very Happy

They got to 70 questions a few times, and think they got the number, which is impressive in itself, if youve never seen it, it tears across a flashing screen at 90 mph. Anyway, after not enough sleep, they're a bit grumpy:

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FUND TRANSFER: LORD N0RRIS YOU HAVE 48 HOURS TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT

FUND TRANSFER :TELEGRAPHIC WIRE TRANSFER PAYMENT

Attention: LORD N0RRIS,

Thanks for the email you sent to Union Bank of Nigeria.

Norris listen and listen good, enough of all this childs play,you are playing with the bank but do not know, after we answered all the question given to us and the MTCN NUMBER was given to us, it turn out to be a fake one because we sent it control number to our money pick up department and they have to confirm to us that there is no money in the transcation you made to us.

Meanwhile this is the MTCN NUMBER: 1673458316 you can go and comfirm it yourself, because this time you are to follow our instruction else we will stop the transfer of the fund to you.

And just to still let you know that we dont have any time to waste in this transaction any more so make the payment by our instruction or you forget about this transfer because we have wasted alot of time on you. jump_4_joy

If you make the payment get back to us or you stop writing emails to us because we dont deal with unserious people like you.

We shall proceed as soon as we hear from you with the payment information giving to you.

For your notice you have 48 hours to make things right or this transaction will be cancelled

Good Day Mr. Lord N0rris Cole.

The Director International Remittance Office Union Bank Plc

I think they should have another go. They have already logged in and just done 1 question a couple of times this morning. I thnk they'd better check their MTCN.

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Gentlemen,

I was most insulted by your letter. I do my best in good faith, and
you give me abuse. I have reported this matter to my bank, who tell me
that you have one digit wrong in your MTCN. Unhelpfully, they didnt
tell me which one, as they are not authorised to frustrate the 1TV5
process, required by law. I am suprised that you cant write a number
down correctly, I suggest that you have another go.

I cant confirm it myself, I dont know the answers to YOUR questions.
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Lord Norris of C0le

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

You utter b*****d.

Do you realise how many times they'll have to answer those questions looking for the one digit that is wrong, and never be certain that there isn't one?

Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:39 am

They were at it again last night, they can do the 70 questions in 30 minutes, good going what with all the confirmation yes/no etc.

So far they have done 41 sessions, but are only 42 in the 'most used codes' Hall of fame with 532 answers. Come on lads!

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Thanks for the email you sent to Union Bank of Nigeria, You must understand that this is Bank and after we answered all the question which is about 150 question liar and after that the they will give you a notice that the MTCN will just blink twice and which is hard for any one to get the numbers immediately, so you see why we dont have time to waste.

I love the smell of frustrated mugu in the morning! Very Happy

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