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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:04 am |
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The helpful people down at the Union Bank of Nigeria (Fake branch) were very reluctant to play at Scrooge's ITV5 modality, but now they've got the hang of it, they are becoming addicts, They were up very late last night, and on again at 4am this morning. That's as bad as a tennager with a Playstation.
They got to 70 questions a few times, and think they got the number, which is impressive in itself, if youve never seen it, it tears across a flashing screen at 90 mph. Anyway, after not enough sleep, they're a bit grumpy:
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FUND TRANSFER: LORD N0RRIS YOU HAVE 48 HOURS TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT
FUND TRANSFER :TELEGRAPHIC WIRE TRANSFER PAYMENT
Attention: LORD N0RRIS,
Thanks for the email you sent to Union Bank of Nigeria.
Norris listen and listen good, enough of all this childs play,you are playing with the bank but do not know, after we answered all the question given to us and the MTCN NUMBER was given to us, it turn out to be a fake one because we sent it control number to our money pick up department and they have to confirm to us that there is no money in the transcation you made to us.
Meanwhile this is the MTCN NUMBER: 1673458316 you can go and comfirm it yourself, because this time you are to follow our instruction else we will stop the transfer of the fund to you.
And just to still let you know that we dont have any time to waste in this transaction any more so make the payment by our instruction or you forget about this transfer because we have wasted alot of time on you.
If you make the payment get back to us or you stop writing emails to us because we dont deal with unserious people like you.
We shall proceed as soon as we hear from you with the payment information giving to you.
For your notice you have 48 hours to make things right or this transaction will be cancelled
Good Day Mr. Lord N0rris Cole.
The Director International Remittance Office Union Bank Plc
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I think they should have another go. They have already logged in and just done 1 question a couple of times this morning. I thnk they'd better check their MTCN.
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Gentlemen,
I was most insulted by your letter. I do my best in good faith, and
you give me abuse. I have reported this matter to my bank, who tell me
that you have one digit wrong in your MTCN. Unhelpfully, they didnt
tell me which one, as they are not authorised to frustrate the 1TV5
process, required by law. I am suprised that you cant write a number
down correctly, I suggest that you have another go.
I cant confirm it myself, I dont know the answers to YOUR questions.
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:23 pm |
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You utter b*****d.
Do you realise how many times they'll have to answer those questions looking for the one digit that is wrong, and never be certain that there isn't one?
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I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:39 am |
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They were at it again last night, they can do the 70 questions in 30 minutes, good going what with all the confirmation yes/no etc.
So far they have done 41 sessions, but are only 42 in the 'most used codes' Hall of fame with 532 answers. Come on lads!
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Thanks for the email you sent to Union Bank of Nigeria, You must understand that this is Bank and after we answered all the question which is about 150 question liar and after that the they will give you a notice that the MTCN will just blink twice and which is hard for any one to get the numbers immediately, so you see why we dont have time to waste. |
I love the smell of frustrated mugu in the morning! |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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