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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:47 pm |
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Here's my response to "Blessed Samuel" - he wants me to help him on a next of kin scam...Think he'll reply??
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Well, that's typical. My husband leaves me and takes the goddamn kids, my car is a piece of c*, and now I'm getting letters from a guy in some third world s* who is too f* stupid to figure out how to properly transfer funds without some American to hold his hand. Sorry about the tone of this letter but it's been a bad f* week, and, quite frankly, I don't have time to p* around with idiots - As a matter of fact, I'm not sorry about the tone of this letter at all, you contacted me, deal with it, a*. Let's get this straight, you and I both know transferring unclaimed funds is a f* crime. If you don't know that, you're even more of a f* moron than I already think you are. By the way, what kind of f* name is "Blessed Samuel?" Is Samuel your first or last name? What kind of parents would give their child such a God-awful f*-up name? Were your mom and dad idiots as well? F* that, I'm going to call you Skippy. So listen up, d*, I'll help you out with this but you can eat s* if you think I'll settle for 36%. I'm the one taking the risk here, not you. I'll set up a bank account and provide whatever information you need but I want 60%, not a f* dime less (I use the word "dime" because I have no f* idea what kind of currency you use in that disease-ridden country). So, Skippy, where do we begin? What the f* do you need from me? How long will this f* take? I'll be honest with you, I hate foreigners, all of them, especially people from West Africa... I hate them even more than the Goddamn French Canadians, believe it or not. I'll expect an answer soon. I want 60%, take it or leave it, a*...and don't try to screw with me or I'll send someone into that p* poor excuse of country to cut your b* off.
Respectfully,
Polly Wanacraker
PS. Don't EVEN try to f* call me on the phone, the only thing I hate more than foreigners is listening to their accents |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:03 pm |
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I predict he writes back saying he loves you and wants to marry you! |
_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:03 pm |
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LOL! Nice opener!!!
Sure... you'll get replies from the lads. You might even get some who's nice enough to lecture you on the tone of your letter. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:06 pm |
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He will write back with the next letter in his list of scripts only because he won't take the time to read that masterpiece. |
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:19 pm |
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Maybe he'll reply: "I'm interested, please tell me more." |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:44 pm |
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PS. Don't EVEN try to f* call me on the phone, the only thing I hate more than foreigners is listening to their accents |
Brill!! |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:54 pm |
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Reprob LOL
I think that your response was honest and you have told the mugu who is in charge.
You will get a sympathy letter telling you how to proceed with the transaction
There is too much love in your letter |
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I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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mike hunter
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Nov 2006
Posts: 199
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:00 pm |
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Screw the mugu. I am interested. Tell me more. |
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Sgt Cho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 476
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Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:31 am |
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Great work Reprob8!
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I'm going to call you Skippy. |
Thats the part where I had to take a break from laughing so hard. |
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Sofa King
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jan 2007
Posts: 32
Location: I go chop your dignity
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Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:22 am |
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nobody3
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Aug 2006
Posts: 213
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Posted:
Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:28 am |
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i stole this gem by repobate and send it out to all the phonelads - awating the results of a rather quick expriment |
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