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Spudz
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:45 am |
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toilet humour is the easiest and most gratifying!!! but it can be way too easy at times, i try and have a flick through viz when i`m stuck with my baits, but how can i get a scammer to buy Ant &Dec insurance? or lose weight by getting into more debt? (Fret Debt, Sh1t out those extra lbs while waiting for our specially trained diet debt counsellor bailiffs to beat down your door) |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
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Location: Europe
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:47 am |
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| toilet humour is the easiest and most gratifying!!! ... |
Well, yes. However, after you have reached puberty it gets pretty boring.  |
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Spudz
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:53 am |
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| kleindoofy wrote: |
Well, yes. However, after you have reached puberty it gets pretty boring. |
for some, yeah, but sure the world don`t move to the beat of just one drum, what might be right for you might not be right for some.... |
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iMike
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Joined: 21 Jan 2005
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:05 pm |
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| Do you use a shared jizz bucket? |
Just spat cheese over the monitor. 
Red Leicester if anyone's interested. |
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Dareth Ioggmao
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Joined: 18 Dec 2006
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:49 pm |
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~Narcissa Malfoy,
www.turdwords.com (No, I don't have that memorized, this is thanks to my previous google.)
Baltimore Blowfish
Indian Teabag
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Spudz
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:57 pm |
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nice one, i`m sorted for all that, i`ve been reading viz for about 17 years now!! and i`ve got Roger Mellies Profanisaurus calander to hand, if you haven`t already, check out www.viz.co.uk |
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Narcissa Malfoy
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^^^@Dareth Ioggmao: I just sprayed Coke all over my monitor. Remind me NOT to make further attempts at drinking when I'm reading this thread!
And while you're at it, type in "Abracadabra" on the Urban Dictionary. |
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Dareth Ioggmao
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And like a bad train wreck, I HAD to look! I'm going to the special hell. The one for people who talk at the movies. I'll save you a seat.  |
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Dart
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My (then future) wife's father when I "asked permission:" by way of saying "reckon I'm gonna keep her; I think she'll have me:"
Big Southern Drawl:
Are you raht in the haid? (in the sense of asking "are you mentally unstable, which means I will have to beat the hell out of you if you mistreat my daughter.")
"Yessir, I do my best." (right answer)
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She ain't gonna move all that much further away, raht?
"Nossir, Lord willing, nossir." (right answer with the appropriate caveat)
Church.
"I'm a bit backslidden, longer on faith than religion, you might say. More reading than going." (Big deal clincher. I'm American Standard Catholic (Mass as required - once a year), and her family is Southern Baptist.
No questions on background, etc., as I had courted (as opposed to date) the woman when I finally got my shot, and as such had met her parents beforehand and established, with references, both my background and financial wherewithall. This was pretty easy, as my wife and I had gone to High School together in a small rural county.
The measure of the man to marry your daughter can be summed up in one question, though:
"I got a terrible boil on my ass. Would you get it for me? There's some sharp knives in the kitchen."
If he agrees, he's a no-go. Any man that would be that servile won't have the self-confidence to be a decent husband.
If he becomes outraged or offended, he's a no-go. Either he's too prideful or a squeemish pansy, and there may be infants that need looking after.
If he laughs it off and declines with a raised eyebrow (or an offer to "maybe do it some other time when I'm too drunk to know better") then he's probably okay. Chances are he's smart enough to know you're jerking his chain or that he'll be bringing his own silverware to Christmas dinner from now on.
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