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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:03 pm |
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This lad is writing to me as Interpol, the EFCC, AND a Nigerian law firm, but he is using the same e-mail addy each time. I can hardly understand his Engrish. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:07 pm |
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Bella
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Posts: 272
Location: Australia
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Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:20 pm |
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That is so funny.
Yeah, the stupid things I have had lately, I can believe it. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:26 pm |
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Reply to each one in turn with a different story explaining your bad behaviour. Let's see if this new inter-agency co-operation is all it's cracked up to be? |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:05 am |
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Write back to each one of them and complain about the other one.
Tell the EFCC and Interpol guys that you think the lawyer is an "ambulance chasing small boy" incapable of handling this deal.
Always pick on the barrister. Fake barristers are the most fun to slap around. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Radden
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1267
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:24 am |
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that is hilarious! this is the FIRST time I've heard of a lad doing something so stupid. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:28 am |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:09 am |
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I have a lad that is writing as the FBI (US & Nigerian office!) and the EFCC - all very similar addresses wouldn't you know!
I have introduced a side character that has been 'scammed' and demanded that the EFCC & FBI do something about it |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
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Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Jason_dinAlt
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2005
Posts: 1824
Location: Down Under
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:37 am |
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419weasel wrote: |
I have had many lads pose as up to 4 different people. |
It is even funnier when the lad is working alone and has to try and fake diferent voices. One lad I had tried to falsetto a female employee of the bank I fell off my chair laughing when I heard it! He hung up |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin Republic
x4 ( Enugu to Maiduguri, Nigeria)
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x2 x20
By the time I am through with you,that miserable thing inside you call a baby will come out being a goat and hating you for your wickedness. Barrister Ekene
I have been to this place for four times making fool of myself with invalid numbers.I will rather not go there again: Barrister Ekene
For all this pains you have cost to my heart today you must surely die for it. Fuck off and never reply this mail. Linda Wallfan Johnson |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:08 pm |
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419migraine
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 113
Location: City Country
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:23 pm |
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That is very stupid.
PLEASE do not point out this mistake in any way. Let us hope he thinks it is smart and twigs future victims this way! |
_________________ x10 (First Kill: 1/3/07)
"Except you did not give me the right house adress if you did i will send people to kill you." |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:24 pm |
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Nooooooo, I don't point out mistakes. This has been a funny bait so far, and this guy has so much potential.
This just in from the EFCC guy using the Interpol addy. We'll get you a lawyer, but you have to pay us, the EFCC, through WU. Fees are cheap - only $300 US. |
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:01 pm |
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oh wow! That totally made my morning! |
_________________ Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. - Anything said in Latin sounds profound
The following statement is true
The above statement is false |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:38 am |
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I can't believe this guy is so dense. He just told me that I have to pay his secretary either 300 or 350 USD, and then he will tell me who my lawyer (not barrister) is. He obviously needs a tattoo or to build a pyramid. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:59 am |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:02 pm |
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Oh, my gosh! I asked for the thumprint of his secretary, and he sent it! So off he goes to Windypops scanner modality. |
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Left Hand Luke
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Jun 2006
Posts: 37
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Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:09 pm |
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I was doing an employment bait, and the mugu was using two emails, his and Nigerian Immigration, but he put his scammer name on the immigration email account as well as his own. So every email from him had the same name in the "from" box.
like this:
From: Jerry White ([email protected])
AND Nigerian Immigration was using a hotmail account.... |
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Dareth Ioggmao
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Posts: 171
Location: Somewhere In Time
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Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:00 pm |
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[singing]
You're gonna get some trophies,
you're gonna get some trophies!
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_________________ " I anticipate your unalloyed co-operation" - Gabriel Zigamur
"If i do not hear from you by then..I would have to do what i have to do..cos nobody runs away with my money.." - James Weir |
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