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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:08 am |
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This year I am determined to include the words:
Nincompoop & Wummery into almost every Email that I send to a mugu.
This time next year I hope that these words are as common in ladspeak as modality is today.
You heard it hear first.
Thank you. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Posted:
Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:46 am |
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That second word could be a bit provocative |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:11 pm |
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Had absolutely no feedback regarding the use of the word Wummery as yet, but a few upset barristers who object to my use of Nincompoop... |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:20 pm |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:22 am |
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Semiphotospectroheliographically. Google it. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Posted:
Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:27 am |
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How about "jail"? |
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Dan Druff
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 247
Location: In a little world of my own.
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Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:35 pm |
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I am trying to introduce the word' jiggerypokery' to the lads vocabulary. |
_________________ I have read all your mails today, but at the same time, I must confess that I do not understand any of them... (Barr. KELK.)
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Skandalus
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 May 2005
Posts: 17
Location: A rock in a nice little stream
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:18 am |
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How about this one?.....
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian |
_________________ " I love you and wish to see you soon but the way and manner you are handling this transaction is absolutely nothing to write home about."
"....PLEASE WHY DO YOU WANT TO RUIN MY BUSINESS EFFORTS? WHY DO YOU WANT TO JEOPADISE ALL MY BUSINESS ENDEAVOUR?.......DO YOU NOT HAVE REASONING AND THINKING FACULTIES....." Dr. Patrick Chim |
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:41 am |
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Dont forget Eucalyptize!! |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:06 am |
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Oh no, not again. I'm still trying to convince lads that "Barista" is the correct spelling of "Barrister".
@Simba, when baristas whinge about being unable to read the "high resolution" scans of receipts I have so labouriously prepared for them, I have used "incompetent nincompoop" when slapping on a few occasions last year
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_________________ x7 x27 x2 x2
100% risky free donation modality |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:22 pm |
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I am waiting for a hand written apology from a "Barrista" and said that I wouldn't accept his apology unless he says "I am truly sorry for such a wanton act of wummery, I am indeed a complete nincompoop"
We shall see if I get my request...
Oh, I am also having some success in converting some mugus into using the spelling pardner when addressing Americans, and not the spelling of partner.
If they want to be on a friendly professional basis then they should always say "howdy pardner" as this is especially appreciated in legal documentation..... |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:53 pm |
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Seriously now, would someone tell me how you pronounce "whinge"? Is it "whine"? |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:55 pm |
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^No, has a sssjj sound at the end. "winsj".... |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
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Skandalus
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 May 2005
Posts: 17
Location: A rock in a nice little stream
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Posted:
Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:09 am |
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Whinge......as in Minge |
_________________ " I love you and wish to see you soon but the way and manner you are handling this transaction is absolutely nothing to write home about."
"....PLEASE WHY DO YOU WANT TO RUIN MY BUSINESS EFFORTS? WHY DO YOU WANT TO JEOPADISE ALL MY BUSINESS ENDEAVOUR?.......DO YOU NOT HAVE REASONING AND THINKING FACULTIES....." Dr. Patrick Chim |
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