The Lad that Stole Christmas (Xmas Contest Entry)

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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:40 pm

YeaWhatever and I would like to take this time to wish all of the members of Eater a Merry Christmas. Enjoy the pics!

Western Union · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:42 pm

Speechless. Mr. Green

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Amazing.

He looks more like the Hulk in that first picture.

Aargh.... Mugu angry .... Mugu SMASH!... Aargh....

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:03 pm

It's a fake.
There's no runners on his sleigh.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:06 pm

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That's excellent! clapping

But why only one reindeer dog?

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:08 pm

Carrie Laxa wrote:

But why only one reindeer dog?

Have you never read or seen "The Grinch that Stole Christmas"?? Wink

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:08 pm

^^^^
Because the Grinch only had one.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

That's a classic, Merry Christmas, BW Laughing

, looks like he's a black belt in Christmas wrapping Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:13 pm

I keep getting request to provide fake Id i mean passport ETC. Any suggestions or templates that are out there to give him one. Any help would be appreciated.

Mod edit - please post your query in an appropriate thread � search here and you�ll see your question has been answered many, many times � Mr Fishe

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:26 pm

He really should be smiling in the first picture.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:27 pm

What can I say. Speechless.

Thumbs up

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 91

great work!! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:06 pm

Bravo guys! That's brilliant!

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:13 pm

Supercalafrajilizticexpialidocious..If I do say so mesmelf..

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 2301

Haven't been able to browse much lately, but I'm glad I got a chance to see these. Very Happy

Excellent work, Big Worm! Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:24 pm

ROTFLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Laughing

OMG! Excellent trophy work guys! It's the funniest trophy I've seen so far... He even got a matching dog. Shocked

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:28 pm

Very moving. Put me right into the Christmas Spirit. Very Happy

Western Union · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:34 pm

What on earth have you told this guy to get him to do this? Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:36 pm

^^^^
The back-story is here: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779

Big Worm wrote this piece of art:

Quote:

Dearest Omoruyi,

Blessed brother, I have received the map and I do thank you very much for it. This will help our engineer tremendously.

As you requested, we have uploaded your monument to our website. You can see it here:

http://gpsflight.catholiccall.org/twat/monument4.html

You are also featured on the homepage. We hope that this is a good birthday gift to you. I have also attached a movie file of one of our sermons if you are interested in familiarizing yourself with our practices. I believe the file is called twat.mov

In regards to the Christmas celebration, we need it AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. The Mozambique branch waited to the last minute to back down and I am now in a bad predicament. The celebration will be outlined below. First you need to understand the history of the celebration.

During the lifetime of TWAT we have had many financial contributors, men who have donated large sums of money for our cause, and usually anonymously. We refer to these great men as The EATERS. And there are only a few EATERS out there. The biggest of all the EATERS is a famous writer by the name of Dr. Seuss. Perhaps you have heard of him? He is very famous around the world for writing great children's stories. One of his most famous stories is "The Grinch that Stole Christmas". And every Christmas for the past 15 years, we celebrate the life and death of Dr. Seuss by having one of our branch churches perform one of the scenes from the book. It is a great event that the children of TWAT enjoy! I have even attached a file called grinchcelebration.jpg of one of our American ministers performing the clebration. Here is exactly what you need to complete the celebration:

�Green paint
�Red paint
�Santa suit
�A sleigh
�A dog or a goat
�Some tree branches
�A large piece of paper for a sign

STEP ONE
Apply the green paint on your face and hands. You must make sure your whole face is painted green. This is to look like the Grinch who is also green.

STEP TWO
Put on the Santa suit. Make sure it is a good looking suit and it has a santa hat as well. This is very important.

STEP THREE
Create a sleigh. It does not have to be real...it could be only one side of a sleigh but looks good. You need to paint it red with the red paint.I have attached some photos of what a sleigh looks like. If you can also wrap some boxes to look like Christmas gifts, that would be great!

STEP FOUR
Take the branches and use them to make antlers for the dog or goat. There is an example of this in the file I have attached called grinch2.jpg. The dog or goat (whichever you chose to use) needs to look like a reindeer.

STEP FIVE
Make a very large sign. It needs to be affixed to the pyramid. The sign needs to say "The Lad that Stole Christmas" in big bold letters . "Lad" means Grinch in old TWAT language. We would use the word Grinch but because of copyright laws, we do not have the power to do so. However, everyone in the TWAT community knows that Lad means Grinch so that is how we get away with it. And now you know! Smile

FINAL STEPS
Take the sign and affix it to the pyramid about halfway up. Put the sleigh in front of the pyramid and the goat or dog in front of the sleigh. You may need to tie the dog or goat to the sleigh so it doesnt run away. Then you stand inside the sleigh dressed as the Grinch with your green face and santa suit.

PHOTOS
We need you to provide several photos of the celebration. We need a few photos of you getting everything together for the celebration (the process) as well as a few photos of the final part of everything in front of the pyramid. Additionally we need a close up photo of your face in costume as the Grinch . I have atttached a file called grinch.jpg that shows what this closeup photo should look like.

When you have finished with the celebration, please take all the photos, scan them, and send them to me IMMEDIATELY .

Also, there is one more thing that you need to do for the church dear brother Omoruyi. This is required by all branches. We need you to record a Merry Christmas message for all the TWAT members. It is very easy. All you have to do is call this number (my private line)

206-984-XXXX

I will not answer the phone. It will go to voicemail. When it does, all you have to do is leave your christmas message to the TWAT members. The only requirement is that the first line you say is:

"Hello, this is Reverend Omoruyi and I would like to wish a Merry Christmas to all the members of TWAT and especially all of the EATER members."

After you say this, then you can say whatever you feel about TWAT and Christmas. How does your TWAT make you feel during Christmas? What is it that draws you to the TWAT every day? These are just some of the questions you may answer in your message. Remember, this is also to gauge your speaking abilities and how you preach a sermon. It will help us decide whether we need to bring in a public speaking coach for you because as your church grows, we will need you to be a very charismatic speaker. So I suggest you write down what you want to say first, practice it, and then call and speak your sermon. In fact, whatever you decide to say, I will also need this in written form . You can just email it to me. I need it for our records. And please, do not forget to say that first line. It is the way we open up all of our Christmas messages at TWAT.

If you have any questions, feel free to email me. I am very very busy this time of year with the holidays quickly approaching so I may not answer your email right away. However, please do hurry with the Christmas celebration and message. My reputation depends on it.

Thank you and God Bless,
--
Reverend Benjamin Dover

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:44 pm

awesome work...thanks for the laugh!

the dog needs an antler tho:

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:45 pm

Thats just aces Laughing

Not a dry eye in the house, outstanding! clapping

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:53 pm

Incredible... what these guys are prepared to do in the name of a few bucks is breathtaking!

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:31 pm

followed by

and why don't we have a smiley for thing for being out of breath laughing?

Great stuf! I'm printing those out and pinning them up around the office.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:38 pm

Callum,

All photographic images are owned by YW� and BW� and cannot be printed, distributed, duplicated or recreated without expressed written consent by YW� and BW� �2006.

I will gladly sell you a license for the low low price of 5,000 pounds sterling payable to me via Western Union or Money Gram. Please PM me for details. I will personally make sure YW� gets his half. Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

Hahaha, priceless! Great job!

However, as was mentioned, there are no runners on the sleigh! You may want to point that out to the lad.

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