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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:40 pm |
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Mr Fishe
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2003
Posts: 2242
Location: PL_Goldrush
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:42 pm |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:44 pm |
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Amazing.
He looks more like the Hulk in that first picture.
Aargh.... Mugu angry .... Mugu SMASH!... Aargh.... |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Breddan Butter
Retired Moderator
Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 4170
Location: Soligorsk, Belarus
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:03 pm |
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It's a fake.
There's no runners on his sleigh. |
_________________ Можно заплатить кредитной карточкой ?
Пошёл на хуй, мудак !!!
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My IP address is 217.21.39.255. (86.57.134.49 on Sundays) Please don't come knocking on my door. |
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Carrie Laxa
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Nov 2006
Posts: 63
Location: South of Antartica
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:06 pm |
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Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That's excellent!
But why only one reindeer dog? |
_________________ Dr. Shamsudeen Usman: "Go to hell too and fork off. Who need your money anyway."
John Koffour: "Fulk off, you don`t have a dime, I know your type."
Stella Okeh: "YOU ARE A BIG FOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:08 pm |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:08 pm |
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^^^^
Because the Grinch only had one. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:09 pm |
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ethannhunte
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 17 Dec 2006
Posts: 16
Location: Old Mexico next to New Mexico
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:13 pm |
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I keep getting request to provide fake Id i mean passport ETC. Any suggestions or templates that are out there to give him one. Any help would be appreciated.
Mod edit - please post your query in an appropriate thread � search here and you�ll see your question has been answered many, many times � Mr Fishe |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:26 pm |
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He really should be smiling in the first picture. |
_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:27 pm |
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MuguBasher
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 91
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:01 pm |
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great work!! |
_________________ You are just an idiot. Who cares about the money? Of course there will be added charges. You can go fuck your mother for all I care. We will hand your shipment over to the police if you do not make payments in a the next seven days. Liar!
"so hope you will be ready with the advanced payment , before i send the rest."
And how dare you fool your self and think you are fooling the diplomatic service??? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:06 pm |
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Bravo guys! That's brilliant! |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Fanny Plunge
Granny Pawn
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 692
Location: Straight Baiting FTW!
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:13 pm |
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Supercalafrajilizticexpialidocious..If I do say so mesmelf.. |
_________________ Don Felix,"Iwant to know if Im being initiated in a kind of cultic society,Also a wooden spoon could be difficult to get"
vPeter Renta,"I was in the wester onion with my brother but they told us there know money there"
Dr Famoru El-phram,"Look at you Kangaroo Imsucha Donkee.Bastard you pile patient.Nicompoop"
verkwyn,"You are just a bloody foolish Nigerain,It sounds like an email writen by an illitrate"
Humanity Hicham,"wooooow u are very pretty and lovely but u have dick"
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Stargate
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 2301
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:20 pm |
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Haven't been able to browse much lately, but I'm glad I got a chance to see these. Excellent work, Big Worm! |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:24 pm |
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ROTFLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
OMG! Excellent trophy work guys! It's the funniest trophy I've seen so far... He even got a matching dog.
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_________________ Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:28 pm |
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Very moving. Put me right into the Christmas Spirit. |
_________________ x 25
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate |
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Mr Fishe
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2003
Posts: 2242
Location: PL_Goldrush
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:34 pm |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:36 pm |
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^^^^
The back-story is here: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779
Big Worm wrote this piece of art:
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Dearest Omoruyi,
Blessed brother, I have received the map and I do thank you very much for it. This will help our engineer tremendously.
As you requested, we have uploaded your monument to our website. You can see it here:
http://gpsflight.catholiccall.org/twat/monument4.html
You are also featured on the homepage. We hope that this is a good birthday gift to you. I have also attached a movie file of one of our sermons if you are interested in familiarizing yourself with our practices. I believe the file is called twat.mov
In regards to the Christmas celebration, we need it AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. The Mozambique branch waited to the last minute to back down and I am now in a bad predicament. The celebration will be outlined below. First you need to understand the history of the celebration.
During the lifetime of TWAT we have had many financial contributors, men who have donated large sums of money for our cause, and usually anonymously. We refer to these great men as The EATERS. And there are only a few EATERS out there. The biggest of all the EATERS is a famous writer by the name of Dr. Seuss. Perhaps you have heard of him? He is very famous around the world for writing great children's stories. One of his most famous stories is "The Grinch that Stole Christmas". And every Christmas for the past 15 years, we celebrate the life and death of Dr. Seuss by having one of our branch churches perform one of the scenes from the book. It is a great event that the children of TWAT enjoy! I have even attached a file called grinchcelebration.jpg of one of our American ministers performing the clebration. Here is exactly what you need to complete the celebration:
�Green paint
�Red paint
�Santa suit
�A sleigh
�A dog or a goat
�Some tree branches
�A large piece of paper for a sign
STEP ONE
Apply the green paint on your face and hands. You must make sure your whole face is painted green. This is to look like the Grinch who is also green.
STEP TWO
Put on the Santa suit. Make sure it is a good looking suit and it has a santa hat as well. This is very important.
STEP THREE
Create a sleigh. It does not have to be real...it could be only one side of a sleigh but looks good. You need to paint it red with the red paint.I have attached some photos of what a sleigh looks like. If you can also wrap some boxes to look like Christmas gifts, that would be great!
STEP FOUR
Take the branches and use them to make antlers for the dog or goat. There is an example of this in the file I have attached called grinch2.jpg. The dog or goat (whichever you chose to use) needs to look like a reindeer.
STEP FIVE
Make a very large sign. It needs to be affixed to the pyramid. The sign needs to say "The Lad that Stole Christmas" in big bold letters . "Lad" means Grinch in old TWAT language. We would use the word Grinch but because of copyright laws, we do not have the power to do so. However, everyone in the TWAT community knows that Lad means Grinch so that is how we get away with it. And now you know!
FINAL STEPS
Take the sign and affix it to the pyramid about halfway up. Put the sleigh in front of the pyramid and the goat or dog in front of the sleigh. You may need to tie the dog or goat to the sleigh so it doesnt run away. Then you stand inside the sleigh dressed as the Grinch with your green face and santa suit.
PHOTOS
We need you to provide several photos of the celebration. We need a few photos of you getting everything together for the celebration (the process) as well as a few photos of the final part of everything in front of the pyramid. Additionally we need a close up photo of your face in costume as the Grinch . I have atttached a file called grinch.jpg that shows what this closeup photo should look like.
When you have finished with the celebration, please take all the photos, scan them, and send them to me IMMEDIATELY .
Also, there is one more thing that you need to do for the church dear brother Omoruyi. This is required by all branches. We need you to record a Merry Christmas message for all the TWAT members. It is very easy. All you have to do is call this number (my private line)
206-984-XXXX
I will not answer the phone. It will go to voicemail. When it does, all you have to do is leave your christmas message to the TWAT members. The only requirement is that the first line you say is:
"Hello, this is Reverend Omoruyi and I would like to wish a Merry Christmas to all the members of TWAT and especially all of the EATER members."
After you say this, then you can say whatever you feel about TWAT and Christmas. How does your TWAT make you feel during Christmas? What is it that draws you to the TWAT every day? These are just some of the questions you may answer in your message. Remember, this is also to gauge your speaking abilities and how you preach a sermon. It will help us decide whether we need to bring in a public speaking coach for you because as your church grows, we will need you to be a very charismatic speaker. So I suggest you write down what you want to say first, practice it, and then call and speak your sermon. In fact, whatever you decide to say, I will also need this in written form . You can just email it to me. I need it for our records. And please, do not forget to say that first line. It is the way we open up all of our Christmas messages at TWAT.
If you have any questions, feel free to email me. I am very very busy this time of year with the holidays quickly approaching so I may not answer your email right away. However, please do hurry with the Christmas celebration and message. My reputation depends on it.
Thank you and God Bless,
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Reverend Benjamin Dover |
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_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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McFlibbish
Psychedelic Monkey
Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 1298
Location: 7th row, Jerry's side
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:44 pm |
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awesome work...thanks for the laugh!
the dog needs an antler tho:
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_________________ "thank you may God reward you for your Evil did to me yesterday." - Prince Christk
"BARON OF LIARS,DECIEVER,THIEF,EVIL MINDED,CRIMINAL,DEVILISH INTENTION,WICKEDNESS ETC. HELL FIRE IS AT YOUR DOOR STEP." -Chinonso Peter
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:45 pm |
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Thats just aces
Not a dry eye in the house, outstanding! |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again) |
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BrotherhoodOfMan
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Nov 2004
Posts: 315
Location: UK
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:53 pm |
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Incredible... what these guys are prepared to do in the name of a few bucks is breathtaking! |
_________________ x2
i HAVE praticed homosexualty for the past 11 years - Raph Amelu
DO U WANT ME F**K U IN UR ASS? - Sam Tito
i accept im stupid just pls tell her u know me - Yemi Soyombo
ALL THIS MAKES ME ANGRY BECAUSE I REALLY WANNA GET THIS MONEY OUT OF THIS FUCKING COUNTRY THATS ALL - M0hammed 4bacha
You are a good friend and you thought me a good lesson. - M0hammed 4bacha |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:31 pm |
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followed by and why don't we have a smiley for thing for being out of breath laughing?
Great stuf! I'm printing those out and pinning them up around the office. |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:38 pm |
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:52 pm |
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Hahaha, priceless! Great job!
However, as was mentioned, there are no runners on the sleigh! You may want to point that out to the lad. |
_________________ "BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
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