Mr. Koffi is very upset with me! EDIT: Even more email!

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419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

"HELLO WHAT EVER YOU CALL YOUR SELF OK, I AM NOT READY FOR THIS KIND OF GAMES OK.IF YOU ARE WILLING TO SEND THE MONEY AS DISSCAUSS THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO USE WESTERN UNION OK. I HAVE BEEN RECIEVING MONEY WORLD WIDE FROM WESTERN UNION OK , SO PLEASE TELL HIM THAT I AM NOT READY AT ALL FOR THIS RUBISH AT ALL OK.

JUST GO THERE TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE SENDING MONEY AND THERE WILL ASK YOU THE AMOUNT THAT YOU ARE SENDING AND THEY WILL GIVE YOU THE INFOS OF THE MONEY SENT THAT IS ALL THAT YOU GUYS NEED TO DO OK.

WELL I WILL NOT BEG HIM FOR WHAT BE LONG TO HIM AT ALL, IF HE IS READY THEN HE SHOULD JUST DO WHAT I HAVE ASK HIM TO DO PERIOD OK.I WILL NOT REPLY ANY OF YOUR MAIL AGAIN IF YOU GUYS DONT COMPLY WITH ME AND IF THERE ARE TRYING TO PLAY ME WITH ME. YOU WILL JUST BE SENDING MAIL WITH OUT REPLY OK, PLEASE TAKE CARE BYE.

NOW YOU ARE ASKING ME THE AMOUNT THAT I WANT HIM TO SEND TO ME OK AND HE ONLY TOLD THAT I HAVE BUSINESS WITH HIM BUT HE DID NOT TELL YOU THE AMOUNT THAT HE IS SURPOSE TO SEND , LOOK HERE MY GOOD FRIEND, AM NOT A KID OK.I AM AN INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS MAN FOR YEARS OK.

ALHAJI AHMED KOFFI."

I guess since he hasn't told my new character Rev. C. how much money to send, he will be getting $0!

What does everyone else think of this email?

M-m-max

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:54 pm

since he is very uncooperative and demanding send him $ 10.99 cents. I know he he will the roof when he sees the amount. Don't forget to salp him for screaming when he writes.

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:29 pm

To judge by his arrogance he already has scammed enough money to buy a dozen of houses, so he can be picky.

Well, I do not know your bait; could you introduce someone else, at a higher level of the addressee of that email, who interferes using very scathing expressions?

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

After he sent me that email, he also sent me this:

"THIS IS MY NUMBER +233243 935445, YOU CAN CALL ME WITH IT OK, I WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

ALHAJI AHMED KOFFI."

Someone PLEASE call him as Rev. Pee Wee Herman and post the file!
Soundboards are here:

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pranks/peewee-soundboards.htm

Here is the reply I gave to him:

"Subject: Mr. Koffi I am going to send you $5000

Mr. Koffi:

How dare you suggest that I am playing a game with
you! What would make you think that! How am I supposed
to know how much money my crazy friend Rev. Herman was
going to send to you if HE WON'T TELL ME! You stupid
man, you call yourself a businessman yet you insult
the clients you are supposed to be HELPING? I demand
you issue me a sincere apology for that insult.

Signed,
"

Here is his response:

"I AM GOING TO INSULT YOU THE MORE, YOU ARE THE BIGEST FOOL ON EARTH . YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID MAN THAT I HAVE EVER MEET IDIOT. PLEASE DONT CONTACT ME AGAIN FOOL, PLEASE TELL THE IDIOT TO KEEP HIS MONEY OK, I AM NOT BEGGER FOOLS."

Anyone want to call him?
M-m-max

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:34 pm

I just called him (630 EST) and he answered. I said I was the Rev. Herman, but will like to call back with the soundboard at a better Twisted Evil

time of night.

Mugus are standing by to take your call!

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

Great, looking forward to hearing about the next call!

If anyone else wants to call him and can record it, that would be cool, too.

M-m-max

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:03 am

I recorded a peewee herman call, but it wasn't worth saving. He wasn't too responsive and I deleted the recording. Sorry! Even Al Pacino couldn't get him going.

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

What a shame, I guess he is just a brave man behind the keyboard!

M-m-max

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

He has just sent me this after I sent him a blurred Western Union receipt:

"Subject: U HAVENT SENT ANY MONEY.

THAT IS NOT HOW TO SEND MONEY FROM WESTERN UNION OK, YOU WILL GO THERE AND TELL THEM THAT YOU WANT TO SEND MONEY AND AFTER SENDING THE MONEY THEY WILL GIVE YOU THE INFORMATION OF THE MONEY AND YOU WILL SEND ME THE INFOS OK.

I EVEN RECIEVE MONEY YESTERDAY USA AND GERMANY, SO I AM TELLING YOU THAT HE HAS NOT SENT ANY MONEY OK. SO PLEASE TAKE CARE BYE.

KOFFI."

I am thinking I don't like him accusing my friend of not sending the money! How should I slap him for this?

M-m-max

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 08 Apr 2006 Posts: 571

Has he been through yet? It shows exactly how much money has been sent... it just doesn't let you have that nice MTCN until you've been quizzed Twisted Evil

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

Here is my reply to the email I posted a few days ago:

"Mr. Koffi,

You told me that you received the money from ! Are you trying to trick me or what is going
on? I will quote your mail: (I wrote this)

" thank you so much, I have receive the
money from and I will now get the
certificate of ownership of the consignments
transfared to your name ok."

I think maybe someone has hacked your email box or
maybe you are trying to joke around with me. Let me
know what exactly is going on.

Signed,
Rev. H

He replied:

"Subject: YOU ARE A BIG FOOL REV.

YOU ARE A FOOL I KNOWN THAT YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR HEAD AND NOT ME WHEN DID I SEND YOU THAT KIND OF MAIL IDIOT, PLEASE LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT AM NOT READY FOR ANY OF YOUR FUNNY THINGS.

THE LAST MESSAGE THAT I HEARD FROM YOU WAS THAT , YOU WILLLET HIM SEND ME THE INFOS FOR THE MONEY SO THAT I CAN COLLECT IT. HOW DO I COLLECT MONEY WITH OUT INFORMATION, IS THAT HOW YOU COLLECT MONEY FROM WESTERN UNION IN YOUR COUNTRY.

YOU ARE A FOOL, PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME AGAIN, I DONT DEAL WITH PEOPLE LIKE FOOLS LIKE YOU.

ALHAJI AHMED KOFFI."

I have replied telling him I think someone has gotten into his email box and picked up the money using the (blurred) Western Union receipt he got so mad at me for sending him! Let's see what he does now!

M-m-max

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:48 am

Maybe he would have believed you if you typed his fake email in all-caps.

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

Here is Koffi's reply:

"YOU ARE A F*ING LIAR, I DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH YOU AGAIN PLEASE DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS ANY MORE OK. I TOLD I HAVE BEEN RECIEVING MONEY FROM DIFFERENT PART OF THE WORLD AND THAT IS NOT THE WAY THEY SEND ME MONEY OK, YOUR IS QUITE DIFFERENT FROM THE WAY THEY SEND MONEY IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE F*ING LIAR.

NO BODY DID HACKE MY BOX OK,THE TRUTH IS YOU DID NOT SEND ANY MONEY, I DONT DONT NEED YOUR ANY MORE OK, BCOS THAT IS MONEY IS NOT FOR MY PERSONA USE IS FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT POCKET OK.

BYE."

I replied:

"Subject: KOFFI YOU ARE THE BIG FOOL

Mr. Koffi,

What in the world is your problem? All I am trying to do is send you money and you keep shouting at me in your emails, please be a gentleman and stop TYPING IN ALL CAPITALS. I have spoken to my Ghanaian friend Mr. Usman Bello and he tells me that there is a way to make a transfer of money through bank accounts, why don't we do that since Western Union is proving to be such a problem for you.

Signed,
Rev. H."

I have really got him wound up!

M-m-max

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:19 pm

seems a bit upset!!!

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

Here is the latest exchange:

"Subject: Do you want me to involve the Pope?

Mr. Koffi,

Since you have called me a "f*ing liar", I am not
going to send you any money when the money transfer
offices open after the New Year holiday, unless you
apologize to me. You know that I can get the Pope
involved and bring the wrath of God down upon you.

Signed,
"

His reply:

"f* you and never you call me contact me again ok, you are a big liar
bye."

My response:

"Subject: STOP PLAYING GAMES MR. KOFFI!

Mr. Koffi,

I don't know what kind of child's play you think this
business is but I am sick and tired of it. I am tired
of your insults and I would like you to apologize to
your mother for being a disgrace to your family.

I think you are a major son of a bitch and I will ask
the Pope to condemn your soul to the pits of Hell,
where you will spend eternity with the Desolate One,
the Dark Lord Satan.

If you want me to send you the money, I am ready to
send it, but first you must apologize to me for
calling me those rude names and swearing at me.

Signed,

His latest response:

"GET LOST WITH YOUR MONEY BIG FOOL, I DONT YOU WANT YOU TO SEND ME ANY
MONEY
IDIOT, YOU ARE THE FAKEST CHRISTIAN THAT I HAVE EVR COME ACCROS WITH
IDIOT.
THE HELL IS WAITING FOR YOUR SOUL FOOL.

DONT CONTACT ME AGAIN."

Well at least now I don't have to send him any money!

M-m-max

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:13 am

^^^^^^ I have an addy from the pope if you want me to send him a nice mail just PM me Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

rumbero, thanks but I enjoy just making him upset on my own. Here are the latest exchanges:

"Subject: Mr. Koffi why?

Mr. Koffi,

I don't understand why you are so angry. Are you an
agent of the Devil?

Signed,

His angry response:

"YOU ARE JUST FOOLING YOUR SELF BIG FOOL, I HAVE TOLD YOU NOT TO CONTACT ME AGAIN AND YOU DONT WANT TO DO WHAT I HAVE TOLD YOU TO DO WELL IS ONLY FOOLS THAT BEHAVE THAT WAY IDIOT.

I SAID THAT I DONT WANT YOUR MONEY IS BY FALLS TO SEND ME MONEY , I SAID I DONT WANT IT. LOOK AT SOME BODY HOW CALLS HIM SELF A CHRISTAIN, SPEAK LIKE THE DEVIL HIM SELF. I BELIEVE YOU WENT TO SCHOOL. BYE FOOL."

Maybe I should introduce the Pope, who gets so angry at this bunch of clowns he decides to kill them all and take over the transaction!

M-m-max

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:24 pm

Yes, get the pope involved, and possibly a few Opus Dei archbishops!

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:09 pm

Make sure the pope sends your Lad a mail from his personal account for security purposes.

He should send if from [email protected]

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:02 am

If you would like, have your lad call (the somewhat not really official Western Union Customer DisService Line). Baiters with attitudes or eternal hold music await (with the holidays, the only thing lazier then the lads has been our reps, so they may be stuck listening to the worst of the 70's while being on hold).

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