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Jeannette
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Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:05 pm |
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The aunt interferes seriously now.
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My niece asked me for advice after she received your last email. There are some points I wish to state:
As my niece is the legitimate winner and you have already sent her the certificate there is no way you can give her money to a charity. You are not the owner.
We both still find it strange that the fee should have to be paid to Spain. We decided to wait for the return of your Chief Accountant to pay the fee directly to the country concerned.
As much as I recommend to my niece to assume a more businesslike manner in her emails to you I must ask YOU to moderate your language as well. |
And the niece is still flippant.
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Hello Mr Gore!
Today I was at my aunt�s to help her like I told you. She scolded me for my informal behaviour with you, and she said she would teach me to be a businesswoman � lots of luck! I will never become like my boring parents!
You sure seemed upset about something; I wonder what it was though? Anyway, tomorrow we shall get the cash � not $550 however, haha! Then I shall be able to get my prize, won�t I?
Don�t be annoyed with me. |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:21 pm |
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Lucky is slow in reading my different personas� mails; obviously the aunt�s last one is still due to hit him:
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I need to deal with a matured person like you. your sister (that is my niece!!!) is so arrogant, full of herself & excited that she forgot that i ve other winners in her group that needs my attention.you should advice her to mind the way she talks.if not that you apologise on her behalf,i would not have reply to her mails any longer.i will only wait for her 48 hours grace to finish, �
Thanks for pleading in her behalf, our apology is granted |
For your benefit I changed the caps lock but I left in his mistakes. |
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419weasel
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Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:12 pm |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:29 pm |
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The 48 hours' grace given to me yesterday are still 48 hours - Lucky's maths are the pits.
And he threatens to rat on Jeannette Number One - he thinks her aunt is more cooperative.
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| This is my last mail to you for now.After the 48 hours grace expires,you will be hearing from me.I ve informed your aunt all that i ve to say. |
But he plays the tough guy with the aunt as well:
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YOU CANNOT TEACH ME MY JOB.... SO YOU HAVE TO DECIDE PAYING THE INLAND TAX CLEARANCE FEE OR WAIT FOR THE YEAR SHE ( the Chief Accountant) WILL RETURN TO LONDON AND YOUR NIECE LOOSES HER WINNING IN 48 HOURS TIME TO OUR ARCHIVES SECTION.I WILL NOT DISCUSS THIS ISSUE AGAIN.I... PLS DONT JUGDE ME.YOUR NIECE HAS ABUSE ME ENOUGH.IF SHE DOES NOT PAY HER FEES IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS OR THERE ABOUT,SHE SHOULD FORGET HER WINNING.
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Intimate friends of Lucky will spot the softening of the date line: "OR THERE ABOUT". 
BTW: In my computer his file is called "Weasel's pig". |
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419weasel
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Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:01 pm |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:31 pm |
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On to the WU modality - from Auntie:
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still don�t feel happy paying the tax to Spain, moreover via Western Union; however, as your lottery seems to have deplorably limited banking facilities I shall use this way of transfer.
Can you enlighten me of the way of payment you are going to use to submit the prize money to me? Will you use Western Union as well? |
And a carrot from the niece:
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Grumpy old Mr Gore,
you need not threaten to snitch on me � aunt xxxxxx knows everything anyway!
We have decided to send you that silly fee � I wonder the amount is so small. After all the prize is humongeous! Are you sure there won�t be any taxes to be paid in Germany? That would be so uncool!
Well, I guess you can�t help being cross at times. Must give you hell seeing all those prizes going to winners and you earning so little � lol!
When I have got the cash I�ll send you a postcard from my shopping trip to Paris! |
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419weasel
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Joined: 26 Jan 2006
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Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:44 pm |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:24 pm |
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You know, Weasel, whenever I compose an email to Lucky, I ask myself: "What would Weasel say?" |
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419weasel
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Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:07 am |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:40 pm |
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Hi 419Eaters!
I'd love to postpone the WU modalities a little longer by sending Lucky a cheque first. But as a lottery scammer the arrogant p**** is not used to these endless correspondences to gain a comparatively small amount. And I do not want to give him up yet.
I also might offer to buy a ticket for the next lottery drawing.
What do you think? |
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419weasel
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Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:59 pm |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:47 pm |
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Lucky refuses to mail to Jeannette Number One any longer. Instead he complains to the aunt - which he stubbornly continues to refer to as "sister".
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| This is the mail your sister send to me for your perusal.Thats fine,i call the shots from here.If i dont receive her full payment information in the next 24hours from now,her winning will go to our unclaim archives section. |
However, after belatedly reading the most recent mail from the aunt - with her banking details - he is content for now.
I'm planning to send him a picture of the aunt - mature but still appetizing - to prove that she is not the sister.
EDIT: This is one MB of lovely Senta Berger alias "the aunt":
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q165/Morningside_photos/MyPicture.jpg
The aunt is trying to get him involved:
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Dear Mr Gore,
thank you for writing late Friday night just to keep me informed. You must be hard working indeed to keep winners happy.
As for the taxes: You mentioned 350 Euros � are you sure these will be the only taxes levied? If there are additional ones later maybe it would be better to pay all in one � please advise.
I must say it is very flattering you keep referring to me as xxxx's �sister�. Actually I am her aunt, an elderly lady. To prove this I am attaching my latest photo.
In this context I must ask you not to ignore my niece�s emails any more. She has got to learn business correspondence and you can help her with your example.
Have a nice weekend! |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:30 pm |
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He doesn't want any more taxes and fees - awww, too bad. But before the WU modalities start, I'll try one more taunt:
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Hi Mr Gore!
Good news � the fee is coming. Today my aunt xxxxx and uncle yyyyy have gone on vacation to Marbella/Spain. They are flying to Malaga and will have to change planes at Madrid. So aunt xxxxx has taken the 350 Euros cash with her and will hand it over to your Chief Accountant in Madrid, Mrs Isabel Diaz Pagan, at the address you gave us.
So by Christmas I�ll be filthy rich � thanks to you.
Ciao
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:50 pm |
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@Jeannette - Your link to the pic of auntie didn't work... 
He's not gonna like it that you flew his money off to the beautiful beaches of Malaga. I've been there before, it's really nice. A good place to spend 350 euros, too! The money would go far in that place.  |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:51 pm |
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 Will repair it immediately!
EDIT: Repaired. |
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Sister I was even filling the form with pains - Mariam Abacha
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:46 pm |
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@Jeannette - That's one cute auntie you got there. I wouldn't mind hanging out on the beach with her, and spending her 350 euros! |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:11 pm |
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@SlapHappy: Senta Berger has more to spend than 350 Euros
As for Lucky, frenzy ensues:
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| I did not ask you to start running after our chief accountant .... Your problem is that you dont want to follow my instructions,why do you like doing things your own way????? ..... |
(Just because we are baiters, that's why. )
Too late, Lucky - the aunt will answer tomorrow, and she's furious. |
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419weasel
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Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:42 pm |
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Jeannette
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Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:57 pm |
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Thanks, Weasel - 
I think 4 am should be ok. |
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419weasel
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Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:15 am |
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Jeannette
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Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:14 am |
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Yes, in Germany there are cell phones you can't track. But for tonight I'm just planning to make a wake-up call, and I guess it's about time I get acqainted with skype and recording. Tomorrow I'll buy a microphone. This will be fun! |
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419weasel
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Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:22 am |
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Jeannette
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Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:27 pm |
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Lucky is miffed:
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| By the way you did not even tell me that you are going on vacation??? |
The aunt is angry but still ladylike:
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Mr Gore,
only now I am able to write to you with a certain amount of calm, as my husband and I are now in Marbella enjoying our vacation in our house on the beach.
You cannot imagine what has happened in Madrid. My niece told you that we were planning to hand over the tax to your Chief Accountant personally at our stopover. However, when we gave the taxi driver the address he refused point-blank to take us there. I quote:
�There is no way I will drive to that shit-hole on top of a dump. If you want to commit suicide do it without me!�
Mind, these are the taxi driver�s words, not mine. I am extremely concerned about your company�s choice of location! You must have gone to great lengths indeed to lower your rental costs. |
The niece is more explicit:
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| She (the aunt) said the address of your Chief Accountant must be in the red-light-district of Madrid. Does this lady moonlight as a prostitute? |
And later tonight - spell "N_I_G_H_T" - the recorded call!
Shall I call as the drunken niece or a stranger with a dirty vocabulary? |
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419weasel
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Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:59 pm |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:43 pm |
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| Shall I call as the drunken niece or a stranger with a dirty vocabulary? |
Jeannette - Do both, why not? Wait 20 minutes in between so you can be sure he is back under the covers...hehehe |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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