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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:20 am

Ok.. I can't keep this under wraps any longer.. I am evil, yes I am...

Tomorrow, I will be "meeting" 2 lads at a airport.. They will be holding up a sign with my aunt's name on it "" in large letters because I don't want them using my real name and my eyesight is bad. I have already talked to the lad on the phone and told him I couldn't find anything besides watches to bring as a gift... Think 24 karat is ok, or is that being a cheapo? Think they'll go? Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:26 am

heheheh

see if you can get the watches in platnium or mythril, and matching engraved cufflinks Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:34 am

I recorded the conversation.. You can hear it here.. Smile

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=769061#769061

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:35 am

I'm kind of hoping that the two lads are from totally different baits and their paths are about to collide in a rather unfortunate manner involving fisticuffs or worse and airport security. But I've never been that lucky before... Sad

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:37 am

Callum, you want my flight plan? Very Happy

EDIT: ooooh.. i just reread that.. no, not from different baits.. I suppose the other is his "security" guy..

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:38 am

@ 419weasel

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Ok.. I can't keep this under wraps any longer.. I am evil, yes I am...

We know that already.

You are cheap, No mobile phones for the lads ?? and maybe a laptop ?

I hope you plane is coming during a crowded time, The lads love looking dumb in front of crowds holding a sign Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:24 am

Are they coming from far far away?

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:43 am

Aw man, you are so awesome. Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:01 am

Sheesh - You're taking a load of cash AND 5 24ct Rolexes and all you get is a bored 'OK' ??? I'd be giving the lazy ingrate hell for that - but not yet Laughing

I love the way lads say "hello? hello??" on a perfectly good line if they don't understand what you've just said so you are forced to repeat the question.

He sounded very distracted, do you think he was watching the cricket?

Let us know what happens.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:10 am

Gnasher wrote:

He sounded very distracted, do you think he was watching the cricket?

YAWN!!! I almost feel sorry for him... Almost...

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:50 am

Great job Weasel. Tell them about the flight being diverted and see if you can't get a safari out of them. At the least, get them back to the same airport again.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:20 am

I will do one of 3 things.. I have a small layover in Paris... So, I will:

A.) Leave the plane and fall asleep at the bar, the money will be in the overhead and the plane will leave without me..

B.) Leave the plane and get kidnapped.

C.) Get detained by customs..

Haven't decided yet...

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:51 am

Go with (1)

The thought of a mugu chasing an empty overhead locker across a continent appeals to my sense of humor.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:03 am

Kidnapped! jump_4_joy

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:54 am

I added a poll.. Winning scenario is what I'll do

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:46 am

The kidnapped modality is always a good one - it allows you to introduce a side character who is worried about their missing relative Wink

You can sit back and watch the lad go frantic and then try to scam the relative of the 'ransom money'

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:38 pm

One thing that is fun, and often successful, is to have your plan re-routed somewhere close, but far enough away to be really annoying. Let them know you need them to come and pick you up there.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:55 pm

Shouldn't the "missing/losing" modality depend on the lad's intelligence? If he is smarter than the average he might not believe the kidnapping story.
On the other hand, that's what he probably was planning to do as well, so yes, let's have Weasel kidnapped.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:08 pm

So cool, Weasel Very Happy

I vote fall asleep.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I voted sleep, too Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:40 pm

A blonde in Paris passing up all those shoes and handbags!
I don't think it's possible! Laughing

I'm sure your lads will understand. Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:55 pm

I said fall asleep. Then she can get them to go to the airport again.
Of course the second plane would be diverted...then get kidnapped.
Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:21 pm

@weasel I know this voice as from , have fun Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

How about falling asleep and then catching a late flight on what you thought was a flight to Paris, but it turned out to be to Benin. After getting detained for hours by customs you were then kidnapped.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:50 pm

Here's my flight plan..

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And here is a greedy email he sent to me:

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