Lotto lad wets his panties. NSFW!! (now with audio!)

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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:34 am

He finds snuggle bunny insulting and then signs off with it!

Lad has serious issues.

Weasel, I can't wait to see the unique wig...do they come in a range of styles and colours? Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 381

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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:00 am

My reply to him was:

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He writes:

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SO! What should I do here... I know SLAP him.. but how to slap? I'm not quite ready to lose this lad.. (of course, I COULD rebait him and torture him for months on end like my other lotto bitch)

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:21 am

Use another fairly revealing picture. I don't think he is a lost cause yet, he is "testing" you......feed him a smidge more Midge Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:18 am

419weasel wrote:

What should I do here... I know SLAP him.. but how to slap?

If you've ever met a female, or happen to be one yourself, you have seen this done and/or this should be quite natural.

Don't slap... Massage him.

Keep him going.

Make sure you have your meat hooks firmly in place before you tear him apart.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:35 am

I AM a female NN Smile

But I can't let him think he's in complete control.. Rolling Eyes

I'll send him a shot of the tidbits, only they will be censored.. if he wants the real mccoy, he'll have to send me my picture I requested.. Twisted Evil

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OK.. I sent him a backside nudie.. But not before altering it. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:46 am

Nurse Nasty wrote:

... or happen to be one yourself ... this should be quite natural.

Then this part applies to you. Very Happy

(Besides I wasn't sure if you wanted everyone to know you were a girl. Ya know, you'll get Callum hitting on you now)

I think your lad is a chauvinist pig. Make sure his humiliation is permanent. I have on file, ready to go, a series of female characters with custom signs for extra special messages to your new love.

Let me know if ya need any photochopping.

Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:57 am

He seems to be mad at me... Laughing

I sent him this picture of a love scammer....

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http://members.419eater.com/~419weasel/images/minge.jpg

That is LITERALLY the picture I sent to him... I told him if he wanted the censorship taken off, he would have to produce the picture I asked him for.

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:59 am

Lol, i would be pretty angry as well.

When you finally get round to showing him full frontal nudisy, have you considered becoming a Muslim and wearing full body veils. You can explain to him that you are naked, somewhere under there. Smile

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:32 am

Speaking as someone who is not of the female persuasion - I think if you give in on the photo just a little bit you will find him eating out of your hand. You are too embarrassed to go full frontal because you are Catholic or shaved or something, but OK, Snuggle Bunny, you win, you are too strong for me, here is a shot of my breasts. But this is it, I want to see you in all your hanging glory before I go any further.

Look, you are the female, so of COURSE you are in charge, but you don't have to rub our - uh, his - nose in it.

BTW - A variation of this technique is the reason my wife drives a nicer car than I do, so I know it works.

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:53 pm

He wasn't too happy about the censored pic... Laughing

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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:32 pm

Ok...NOW I would send him a baby photo *gg* Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:37 pm

He needs to see how my mom gave birth, I think... got any pictures of goats giving birth? Twisted Evil

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My latest reply..

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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:43 pm

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got any pictures of goats giving birth? Twisted Evil

Wouldn�t that be a picture of HIS mom giving birth to him? Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:49 pm

^^ Oh yea... good point... I know I have it around here somewhere..... Idea

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:03 pm

I think it's time you began to doubt his gender and called him a little girl playing games on her dad's computer. If he/she hasn't sent you a photo by now, then he/she must be trying to hide something.

Oh, inspite of what NN says, you're safe from my lecherous intentions. They are reserved for our darling mod's only, isn't that right my little Nursey Wursey.

[Mod edit - Font size increased - Nursey Wursey] Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I've messed with a couple of mugus, baiting as a semi-senile old woman, and they tend to freak out when I call them things like sugar pie, sweet cheeks, pudding cakes, etc..

I don't know what it is, but they seem to be mesmorized by these things.

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:52 pm

I think I'll call him "crumple pie" next... yea... any other mushy names you guys can think of?

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:56 pm

I sometime use: "My little Poo Poo" or "you're as sweet as road-apple pie". Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:09 pm

Kootchieface, ickle piggly-wiggly-pie, sweet baboo and scumdula

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:10 pm

arsenugget, felch puppet and ring tickler are all terms of endearment that you might want to consider Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:14 pm

^^ Felch Puppet... Laughing

That's actually a similar name as one of my characters... Razz

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:16 pm

Felch Puppet and Minge Merkin....now there is a lesbian show I don't want to see Shocked

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:18 pm

Felch is a guy Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:21 pm

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Felch is a guy

Do you know, that doesn't really 'soften the blow' as it were Shocked

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