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Pitty
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 456
Location: Around
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:33 pm |
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Today I recieved an email from a gentlman whose name offers so many possibilities that I cannot keep him for myself.
Ladies and gentlemen....
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From: Mr Clement F. Wank, Director
Central Computer Auditing/Monitoring
Unit,office of the Accountant General of Federation
Attention: Sir/Madam
I am Mr Clement F.Wank, Director, Central Computer
Auditing/Monitoring Unit office of the Accountant
General of Federation. Your payment file was referred
to my desk for approvals before the cash-processing
unit was authorized to make cash payment to you. Ever
since,I have been following up your case,bu...... |
Please contact our dear freind by emailing him at;
[email protected]
If you want headers or the full email I will put it in the surplus forum but I traced the email to israel.
Enjoy |
_________________ (First kill 22/09/06)
"BUT WE ARE GOING TO ANOTHER DIMENSION OF ALL" The Esteemed Barr. KEN EZE
"Mr. Man, if you want us to work like a Guy men, let us does that immediately and stops sloughing."The Esteemed Barr. KEN EZE
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manuelonas
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 8
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:10 pm |
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Do you know i got the same mail today, but with a different name.
this is crazy |
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baz
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Oct 2006
Posts: 38
Location: Stop the world, I wanna get off.
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:12 pm |
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A handy person to know? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:18 pm |
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Pitty, any reason why the same post came through thirteen times?
BTW, isn't Clement Wank somehow mixed up with Mrs Palmer and her five daughters? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Pitty
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 456
Location: Around
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:21 pm |
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Sorry about the multiple posts. The whole forum seemed to feeze on me for about half an hour.
When I posted it timed out so I assumed it hadn't posted. Apologies for that.
[mod edit: 3491 duplicate threads deleted - KD] |
_________________ (First kill 22/09/06)
"BUT WE ARE GOING TO ANOTHER DIMENSION OF ALL" The Esteemed Barr. KEN EZE
"Mr. Man, if you want us to work like a Guy men, let us does that immediately and stops sloughing."The Esteemed Barr. KEN EZE |
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:19 pm |
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Mass Bait!!!
I'm in contact with him.... |
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Safari Operator
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Posts: 103
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:20 pm |
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you must mean Mass DE Bait?
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_________________ x1 Roundtrip Lagos to Accra |
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Pitty
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 456
Location: Around
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Posted:
Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:24 pm |
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Post title duly changed... |
_________________ (First kill 22/09/06)
"BUT WE ARE GOING TO ANOTHER DIMENSION OF ALL" The Esteemed Barr. KEN EZE
"Mr. Man, if you want us to work like a Guy men, let us does that immediately and stops sloughing."The Esteemed Barr. KEN EZE |
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manuelonas
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 8
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:35 pm |
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I don't get it though, how do they get to send emails to so many people, and how come they always think someone will reply them.
Do they think every one is stupid
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Pitty
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 456
Location: Around
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:41 pm |
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^^^
It is all about the law of averages. They have a program that sends out thousands of the same email, someone will eventually reply and someone will unfortunatley fall for it.
I am not a very good fisherman but the law of averages says that if I spend long enough fishing I will catch a fish. Not a good analogy I know but you get what I am trying to say? |
_________________ (First kill 22/09/06)
"BUT WE ARE GOING TO ANOTHER DIMENSION OF ALL" The Esteemed Barr. KEN EZE
"Mr. Man, if you want us to work like a Guy men, let us does that immediately and stops sloughing."The Esteemed Barr. KEN EZE |
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Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Mar 2006
Posts: 690
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:30 pm |
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do you think he can introduce me to irma blaumalode? |
_________________ go you polkhead, FULK- albert john
I AM THE KING OF SCAMMARS...I WILL GET YOU SOME DAY. -olivier kabah
i can pay $1,0000000 to get your cops to hell - jacob wilson
lagos to douala "i am tired of roaming west africa"
i like pretty flags. want your own?
46X 10X 8X 5X 5X 5X 4X 4X 4X 3X 3X 3X (???) 2X 2X 2X and a sierra leone diamond site.
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:40 pm |
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1 out of 10 will reply to an e-mail. so if the mugu sends 100 e-mails
ten will respond and out of those 10 one will be a potential victim.
Following this statistics 10 out of 1000 will fall prey |
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manuelonas
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 8
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:44 pm |
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well you have to blame to people that fall for it too, its just greed, easy money. I guess they do deserve it too |
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michael bolton
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Oct 2006
Posts: 175
Location: Texas
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:47 pm |
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just because somebody is naive doesn't mean that they deserve to be robbed. |
_________________ "this transaction is legal and 100% rick free"
"Thanks for your message and the insult." |
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Pitty
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 456
Location: Around
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:43 pm |
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well you have to blame to people that fall for it too, its just greed, easy money. I guess they do deserve it too |
Whilst that may be true in some cases, what about those that are scammed out of money to help an orphan or a cancer victim.
What about the cheque scams in which people are paid for goods or work with an a cheque too large. They are honest enough to send the difference back to the scammer.
What about the lottery scams. Thats not greed, it maybe naive but it is not greed. The lottery is a trusted 'word' and business, why would yuo doubt it?
What about when people are at their rock bottom and an email promises them a trunk full of money? Is that greed or is it desperation?
What about the poeple that are buying a phone in good faith??
There are some scams that are based in greed its true, but you cannot generalise that all those who are scammed were scammed due to greed |
_________________ (First kill 22/09/06)
"BUT WE ARE GOING TO ANOTHER DIMENSION OF ALL" The Esteemed Barr. KEN EZE
"Mr. Man, if you want us to work like a Guy men, let us does that immediately and stops sloughing."The Esteemed Barr. KEN EZE |
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Zapmaster
Wang Qin Baiter
Joined: 25 Jul 2004
Posts: 399
Location: Member in good standing of the Ayers Rock Surf Club
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:00 pm |
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The bait that I am running right now (this is paraphrasing):
"My husband is dead, and I have Cancer of the Pelvics [ladette's spelling, not mine] and I would like the 18.5 million US dollars to go to a good cause. Please donate 60% of it to charity, and use 10% for other expenses. If you are a good person and do this, the other 30% will go to you."
Greedy people get scammed because they hit the 'greed' button. However, the above scam does not appeal to greed so much as sympathy and willingness to help someone out. Yes, there's a big payout, but you don't have to lie or cheat to get it.
Scammers will use any tactics, tell any story, make up any lie, to scam. Yes, greedy people do get scammed. But so do honest people. |
_________________ Cheers,
the Zap
Current score:
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manuelonas
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 8
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:22 pm |
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I suppose you are right Pitty, maybe there are naive people that fall for this. I just don't understand how you will get an email from [email protected] and then you think that it is right.
Its just beyond me, i still don't get it, I don't play the lottery neither cus it is gambling, and am against that.
People should learn to leave with what they have worked so hard for, and if you are willing to give for charity, there are so many numbers you can get intouch with.
I won't give to any charity in an african country over the internet because i know it won't get to the people that need it, I have been there and seen it happen.
I don't mean to sound really horrible, but it is true. |
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Pitty
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 456
Location: Around
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Posted:
Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:29 pm |
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I won't give to any charity in an african country over the internet because i know it won't get to the people that need it, I have been there and seen it happen. |
None of what you are saying is wrong so you shouldn't apologise for your viewpoint.
I too find it strange that people would fall for these but then I may be more worldly than those that would fall for it.
This world is luckily made up of people with varying degree's of intellect or common sense which is a good thing. Unfortunately, as we both know, there are those that wish to exploit this. |
_________________ (First kill 22/09/06)
"BUT WE ARE GOING TO ANOTHER DIMENSION OF ALL" The Esteemed Barr. KEN EZE
"Mr. Man, if you want us to work like a Guy men, let us does that immediately and stops sloughing."The Esteemed Barr. KEN EZE |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:03 pm |
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Insist on addressing him as "Dear Clementine" and see what happens. I'd like to know if he's a long lost friend... " |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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Gamblor
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 146
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Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:29 am |
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I just sent him this:
Dear Ms. Wank, I have received your email and it tickled my fancy among otherthings. Please Clement show me the money! Show me the money! I belong to a church. Tell me more.Is there Heavan for a gangsta? Gangsta!
God bless,
Fr. Dick Drippings
Wealthy CEO of the Western Hungary Area Troglodytes And Dominion Underwriters Multinational Brotherhood Assocciation Silly Society
30 seconds later I emailed him again!
Please Clementime, I am still interested in your proposition. Please to be repeating so I can translate for the El-Presidente.
Yours, based on the imutable laws of the universe,
Fr. Dick Drippings
He must not be very keen. Its been 5 minutes now and he hasnt contacted me yet. |
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Posted:
Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:03 am |
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Just had this wonderful form from our Mr Wank
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Posted:
Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:11 am |
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I�ve just emailed him and asked him how we can proceed with the business in hand. |
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Posted:
Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:44 pm |
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He is one stupid mugu, just got this from him:
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For the progress of this venture, you have to forward the information I requested via email so that I can have an application file on your behalf, also there is a non refundable fee which you are to forward alongside your information/application. The money is to be sent via western union money transaction with the information below:
Receiver�s name: Mr. Ezeh Franklin N.
Address: 12 marina close Ikeja, Lagos Nigeria.
Text question: What�s your name?
Answer: <baiter name> |
Hmm how much shall I send him |
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Safari Operator
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Posts: 103
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Posted:
Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:21 pm |
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GoldDalek wrote: |
Just had this wonderful form from our Mr Wank
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it's got a field for 'Remark'
thats an open invitation if you ask me. |
_________________ x1 Roundtrip Lagos to Accra |
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:00 pm |
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