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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:52 pm |
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That name is just too hilarious to pass up - I put his info in the surplus letter forum - let's all have a go at this one - this could be some great fun.
So go take his bait - and find out if he does goats and dogs or if he has a goat do6 for sale......you can have a lot of fun with a name like Go4t Do6 |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:07 am |
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I guess Goat is back. This time he is using a last name.
He really does not come through with the orders but he is a lot of fun.
I'll reorder my Komodo dragons |
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Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Mar 2006
Posts: 690
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:11 am |
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i also have a goat in my inbox (but no surname).
hes selling a rabbit for 650 and a polar bear for 990. i think we have a business graduate on our hands.
[edit] with the australian sheperd, does he just wait in the bushes outside a farm and grab any bloke that wander past? |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:17 am |
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Soon he will have more oders that he can handle, just like the last time.
Its been a few weeks,never got my invoice for the order.
Encourage everybody to place his/her order. We need to keep him very busy and make him rich |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:50 am |
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OK, I've just sent him this:
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Dear Sir,
Your list of animals for sale drew my attention of my employer and he has an interest in obtaining one or more breeding pairs of golden eagles. He would be happy to pay +20% of list price for two pairs, +50% for three. Is this possible?
In addition, could you supply similar stock of any of the following?
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* Cockatrice
The same bonuses mentioned above would obtain for additional pairs.
Thank you for your time.
Best regards,
Mr Avery T. Deakin-Harry
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There! Both players with Beastmaster characters in the Earthdawn campaign should have actual creatures to enrich the experience. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:25 am |
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Here is my new order
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Dear Mr. Goat:
I read with great interest the variety of animal you have. I have a pet animal zoo here in Tecate and would like to know
if it would be possible to obtain the following animals for my zoo.
Money would not be any problem, since we are founded by the zoological society of Tecate, Corona and Carta Blanca. All Mexican beers
Would like to know if can obtain the fallowing animals
2 yellow Killer whales
3 Red Dolphins
2 Komodo Dragons
50 piranas The children would really love petting these fish
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:29 am |
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I have placed my order. I need these animals for my Zoo.
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<SNIP>............................
25 Breeding Pairs of Thylacine (Thylacinus cynocephalus)
5 Breeding pairs of White Shark (Carcharodon carcharias)
Several dozen Blue Ringed Octopus (Genus Hapalochlaena)
150 Cone Snails (Family Conidae)
6 Breeding pairs of Manta Ray (Manta birostris)
4 Pairs of Killer Whale (Orcinus orca)
5 Breeding pairs of Diprotodon
12 Breeding pairs of Marsupial Lion (Thylacoleo carnifex)
7 Breeding pairs of Irish Elk (Megaloceros giganteus)
12 Pairs of Woolly Mammoth (Mammuthus primigenius)
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100% risky free donation modality |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:00 am |
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I hope you have the money for that order Seven of Nine.
Might as well have placed an order for a TYRONASAURUS REX I heard that there are one or two left. |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:26 am |
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^^^^^^ I can afford the order I placed. I won a few lotteries this week and relatives I did not even know have listed me as Next of Kin. Plus a few offers of compensation for past efforts and donations from strangers too.
I'd really like to see the lad's reaction to my order, especially if he discovers half of the species are extinct.
Dang, I forgot to include 6 dozen pairs of African Trouser Snakes. Oh well, I'll just have to send another order
Hopefully G04t D06 ends up with an inbox full of this type of stuff and has less time to work real victims.
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:25 pm |
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Request that the lad show you the IM1-5TUP-ID-MU-6U-001 health forms for each animal and his international license to practice zoophilia & sales. |
_________________ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
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barbiq
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Aug 2006
Posts: 20
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:19 pm |
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I got a letter in my yahoo inbox from goat dog too. He is offering a a golden eagle for 900 pounds. What is a golden eagle? I dont know, but I think I want one! |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:31 pm |
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Maybe he really meant to say Goat Dig.... |
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:42 pm |
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Is Goat Dog a Nigerian hip-hop star with dubious sexual habits? |
_________________ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
"I know little about cheese but you know here we do not put much emphasis on it.. |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:29 pm |
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I hope everyone who is reading this post is placing an order
We need to saturate this mugu with orders |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:33 pm |
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As a public service announcement, I would like to let you all know that goat dog does not deliver on his promises. I'm still waiting on my shark, despite the fact that I have sent him a couple of emails requesting information.
This is one really lazy mugu. |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:56 pm |
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@Pachanga
I am rofl "Goat Dig" That was a good one! I wonder if it's a big dig? |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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homer_seshel
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2006
Posts: 90
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:22 pm |
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hehe... my mother actually wanted to get in on this one. She sent in an order for 10 rabadillos. |
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Good Sister Mary: please do you have any money to send to me i m in big sheet here |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:43 pm |
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barbiq wrote: |
I got a letter in my yahoo inbox from goat dog too. He is offering a a golden eagle for 900 pounds. What is a golden eagle? I dont know, but I think I want one! |
Google is your friend....
http://www.rspb.org.uk/birds/guide/g/goldeneagle/index.asp
I spotted the lad mail in surplus and have already replied....
We'll see what happens on Monday when LadLand wakes up |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:54 pm |
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CaptainBasura
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 539
Location: Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 7:59 pm |
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Well, here's what I'd like him to get:
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(All breeding pairs if possible)
Amazon river dolphins
zygotes of epizootic lymphangitis
Tibetan antelope
plomado falcons
Please let me know soonest what you can obtain. Funding is immediately
available.
Yours faithfully,
Ivor Lobbon |
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...so now i was like looking for who to say the true before i can step into any fucking relationship. Francisca Jennifer Badou
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What are you doing? You make made me look stupid at Western Union Office here, why? poor old George
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:10 pm |
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@ Beakum
You did not get your shark because you did not build a large enough pool.
Last time I saw your shark it was trying to eat a house.
So don't cry and reorder another |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:58 pm |
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@Captain Basura
We do a lot of Trout fishing in these parts, and I've never heard of that species! We were all ROTF. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
Goat dog |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:23 pm |
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Dear Sir,
I am a seller of exotic animals in my native country. Can you assist me? I am looking for the following live animals;
20 Jackalopes, lesser horned.
20 Jackalopes, greater horned.
50 Horny toed slip lizzards.
50 Camel toed slick lizzards.
10 Nocturnal Catheter Snakes, 15mm diameter +.
100 Carnivorous Arborvitae Leeches.
5 Narwhals.
50 Carrier Pigeons.
2 Sembalance Barking Owls, mating pair only.
200 Black Mamba Snakes, over 2 meteres please.
1 Felis Domesticus, Mandarin Orange Variety.
I have heard of you quality, and look foward to doing business with you.
Best Regards,
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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Sgt Cho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 476
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:50 pm |
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*gets out his old D&D book*
hmmm i sure could use a pet manticore, that would keep the intruders away!
how about an otyugh (for all you non geeks, its a three legged creature that lives in a nest of feaces)
A Harpy would be nice, it could sing to me at night!!
oh boy, gonna have fun with this one! |
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'call me what ever you like my God is biger than yours amen' bekija zuma
'why is the government allowing people like you to live among human beings. People like you are suppose to be at the zoo.' janice churton
'Please come and f* me my love,your bobs are driving me crazy' EO
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:31 pm |
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What? No one is ordering tribble? |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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