Found a lad who calls himself GO4T DO6

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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:52 pm

That name is just too hilarious to pass up - I put his info in the surplus letter forum - let's all have a go at this one - this could be some great fun.

So go take his bait - and find out if he does goats and dogs or if he has a goat do6 for sale......you can have a lot of fun with a name like Go4t Do6

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:07 am

I guess Goat is back. This time he is using a last name.

He really does not come through with the orders but he is a lot of fun.

I'll reorder my Komodo dragons

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:11 am

i also have a goat in my inbox (but no surname).
hes selling a rabbit for 650 and a polar bear for 990. i think we have a business graduate on our hands. Laughing

[edit] with the australian sheperd, does he just wait in the bushes outside a farm and grab any bloke that wander past?

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:17 am

Soon he will have more oders that he can handle, just like the last time.
Its been a few weeks,never got my invoice for the order.

Encourage everybody to place his/her order. We need to keep him very busy and make him rich Laughing

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:50 am

OK, I've just sent him this:

Quote:

Dear Sir,
Your list of animals for sale drew my attention of my employer and he has an interest in obtaining one or more breeding pairs of golden eagles. He would be happy to pay +20% of list price for two pairs, +50% for three. Is this possible?
In addition, could you supply similar stock of any of the following?
*
*
* Cockatrice
The same bonuses mentioned above would obtain for additional pairs.
Thank you for your time.
Best regards,
Mr Avery T. Deakin-Harry

There! Both players with Beastmaster characters in the Earthdawn campaign should have actual creatures to enrich the experience.

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:25 am

Here is my new order

Quote:

Dear Mr. Goat:

I read with great interest the variety of animal you have. I have a pet animal zoo here in Tecate and would like to know
if it would be possible to obtain the following animals for my zoo.

Money would not be any problem, since we are founded by the zoological society of Tecate, Corona and Carta Blanca. All Mexican beers

Would like to know if can obtain the fallowing animals

2 yellow Killer whales

3 Red Dolphins

2 Komodo Dragons

50 piranas The children would really love petting these fish

Thank you

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:29 am

I have placed my order. I need these animals for my Zoo.

Quote:

<SNIP>............................
25 Breeding Pairs of Thylacine (Thylacinus cynocephalus)
5 Breeding pairs of White Shark (Carcharodon carcharias)
Several dozen Blue Ringed Octopus (Genus Hapalochlaena)
150 Cone Snails (Family Conidae)
6 Breeding pairs of Manta Ray (Manta birostris)
4 Pairs of Killer Whale (Orcinus orca)
5 Breeding pairs of Diprotodon
12 Breeding pairs of Marsupial Lion (Thylacoleo carnifex)
7 Breeding pairs of Irish Elk (Megaloceros giganteus)
12 Pairs of Woolly Mammoth (Mammuthus primigenius)
...............................................<SNIP>

7/9

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:00 am

I hope you have the money for that order Seven of Nine.

Might as well have placed an order for a TYRONASAURUS REX I heard that there are one or two left.

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:26 am

^^^^^^ I can afford the order I placed. I won a few lotteries this week and relatives I did not even know have listed me as Next of Kin. Plus a few offers of compensation for past efforts and donations from strangers too.

I'd really like to see the lad's reaction to my order, especially if he discovers half of the species are extinct.

Dang, I forgot to include 6 dozen pairs of African Trouser Snakes. Oh well, I'll just have to send another order Wink

Hopefully G04t D06 ends up with an inbox full of this type of stuff and has less time to work real victims. Smile

7/9

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:25 pm

Request that the lad show you the IM1-5TUP-ID-MU-6U-001 health forms for each animal and his international license to practice zoophilia & sales.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 16 Aug 2006 Posts: 20

I got a letter in my yahoo inbox from goat dog too. He is offering a a golden eagle for 900 pounds. What is a golden eagle? I dont know, but I think I want one!

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

Maybe he really meant to say Goat Dig.... Embarassed

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:42 pm

Is Goat Dog a Nigerian hip-hop star with dubious sexual habits?

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:29 pm

I hope everyone who is reading this post is placing an order

We need to saturate this mugu with orders Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

As a public service announcement, I would like to let you all know that goat dog does not deliver on his promises. I'm still waiting on my shark, despite the fact that I have sent him a couple of emails requesting information.

This is one really lazy mugu.

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:56 pm

@Pachanga

I am rofl "Goat Dig" That was a good one! I wonder if it's a big dig?

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2006 Posts: 90

hehe... my mother actually wanted to get in on this one. She sent in an order for 10 rabadillos.

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:43 pm

barbiq wrote:

I got a letter in my yahoo inbox from goat dog too. He is offering a a golden eagle for 900 pounds. What is a golden eagle? I dont know, but I think I want one!

Google is your friend....
http://www.rspb.org.uk/birds/guide/g/goldeneagle/index.asp

I spotted the lad mail in surplus and have already replied....

We'll see what happens on Monday when LadLand wakes up Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

Ha, ha! LadLand.

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 7:59 pm

Well, here's what I'd like him to get:

Quote:

(All breeding pairs if possible)

Amazon river dolphins
zygotes of epizootic lymphangitis
Tibetan antelope

plomado falcons

Please let me know soonest what you can obtain. Funding is immediately
available.

Yours faithfully,

Ivor Lobbon

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:10 pm

@ Beakum

You did not get your shark because you did not build a large enough pool.

Last time I saw your shark it was trying to eat a house.
So don't cry and reorder another

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:58 pm

@Captain Basura Laughing

We do a lot of Trout fishing in these parts, and I've never heard of that species! We were all ROTF.

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:23 pm

Quote:

Dear Sir,
I am a seller of exotic animals in my native country. Can you assist me? I am looking for the following live animals;
20 Jackalopes, lesser horned.
20 Jackalopes, greater horned.
50 Horny toed slip lizzards.
50 Camel toed slick lizzards.
10 Nocturnal Catheter Snakes, 15mm diameter +.
100 Carnivorous Arborvitae Leeches.
5 Narwhals.
50 Carrier Pigeons.
2 Sembalance Barking Owls, mating pair only.
200 Black Mamba Snakes, over 2 meteres please.
1 Felis Domesticus, Mandarin Orange Variety.

I have heard of you quality, and look foward to doing business with you.
Best Regards,

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

*gets out his old D&D book*

hmmm i sure could use a pet manticore, that would keep the intruders away!

how about an otyugh (for all you non geeks, its a three legged creature that lives in a nest of feaces)

A Harpy would be nice, it could sing to me at night!!

oh boy, gonna have fun with this one!

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:31 pm

What? No one is ordering tribble?

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