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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:35 am |
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I know that I told everyone here that I was going to take some time off from the super-safaris, but Jojobean and Big Worm talked me into a real winner. Come and watch what could easily prove to be one of the best collaborative super-safaris ever. This time, it is to Mt. Elgon, on the Uganda/Kenya border. Why Mt. Elgon you ask? Have you ever heard of the Ebola virus?
<a href="http://yeawhatever.catholiccall.org/hotzone/" target="_blank"></a>
Perhaps the most dangerous virus on earth is Ebola. Ebola makes copies of itself so quickly that it destroys the cells inside a body and anyone with Ebola dies within a few days. Ebola is very rare, but one particularly "fertile" area for Ebola is on the border of Kenya and Uganda, in the Mt. Elgon region. Visitors to the Kitum cave, on top of Mt. Elgon, have been attacked by Ebola and quickly died.
Fortunately, Zeid F@yy@d, an archeologist working in a remote camp on Mt. Elgon, has not been attacked by the disease. In fact, his luck has been pretty good lately. Zeid has stumbled across over $400,000.00 in grant money donated by an American company. Since Zeid hates Americans, he has no quarrel stealing this money for himself. To avoid suspicion from his co-workers, Zeid has solicited some help in getting the money out of the area. Once again, lady luck has been good to Zeid. Bruce, a 419 scammer from Lagos, has offered to help Zeid steal the money.
Just like the Abu Sunbul safari, this safari has been a collaborative effort between me, Big Worm and Jojobean. But unlike Abu Sunbul, this safari has developed so fast, that there has barely been time to get a website designed for it. In fact, by the time you are reading this post, the lad will probably already be in Kenya. This safari may be over before the majority of the board even knows it exists.
This bait started less than a week ago. Fortunately, Big Worm, who in my opinion has turned into one of the best baiters on this site, has once again stepped up to the plate and chipped in big time to close the deal, and make this safari happen. Where I work, there is a firewall that does not allow for Yahoo Chat to work. Big Worm was able to step in and twice, so far, talk the lad into feeling good about this long, expensive and potentially dangerous trip.
As always, your constructive criticism is welcomed. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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JohnnyBravo
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Posts: 219
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:49 am |
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Why do you want to work with Jojobean? I thought you said he had a nasty habit of not showing up when he was supposed to?
In the words of Pat O' Brien "Have Fun"
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:52 am |
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I don't want to work with Jojo but I feel sorry for him. He appearantly has no concept of personal responsibility. I am hoping that I will be able to teach him some. Jojo has already assured me that he is on his way to the cave as I write this reply. I am sure that this time he will make it. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Frozboz
AT-AT Squad Leader
Joined: 24 May 2006
Posts: 926
Location: West Dakota
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:24 am |
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*gets the popcorn ready*
I knew you couldn't stay away too long YW |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:28 am |
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There may not be time for popcorn. The lads are already on their way. They think that they are going to be able to get in and get out in a single day. That is totally impossible as Kitale, the town to which they are headed, is about a 40km walk to the cave where the money is. Since they will be arriving at 3pm Kenya time, they would have to sprout wings to get to the cave in time.
In the meantime, we are scrambling for ideas to keep the lads there as long as possible. That should be a lot of fun. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:29 am |
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I live for safari's from this trio! Thats quite a few miles there YW, all driving for the lads, or chartered Lear jet? This thread made my day. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:45 am |
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Good luck on your new venture.
Can wait to see the next post. |
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Novice Navis
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 14 Aug 2006
Posts: 88
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:53 am |
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What if they don't go and say they did? |
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
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Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:33 am |
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YW, if I read right with my blurry eyesight, the camp is over 11,000 feet, and the money it between 8,000 and 9,000 feet above sea level? Some AMS or HAPE is possible then? (Acute mountain sickness, High altitude pulmonary edema.) Both can be unforgiving, barring a quick descent from elevation. Of course, the Ebola virus adds to the cocktail. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:50 am |
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Nasty little prick isn't he? This will make the safari so much more enjoyable
And in jojo's defense, if he doesn't show up to meet the lad, who could blame him. |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 8:07 am |
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YW - your archaeologist could discover some rock art (the area's known for it) in the cave, and decide to move the money to a new location to protect the archaeology/because the new discovery is going to involve a team of archaeologists and he wants to avoid the crowds.... |
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baitonastick
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Jun 2004
Posts: 289
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 8:07 am |
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here's to Big Worm's ultra-smooth talking on YIM
The lad thinks its going to be a cakewalk... drive a couple of hours from the airport to this resorty-cave, get a map, find the treasure, drive back and vioila!
Well, he has to hike 9000 ft up a mountain in a jungle to get a remote cave, and then he'll be searching the vast depths of it for money.
Also, YW, make DOUBLE sure that your site is not being crawled by any search engines. Even though this bait is progressing quite quickly, I don't think it would be good for the lads to stumble upon it. |
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fake banks history. |
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Ring Wraith
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 27 Aug 2006
Posts: 15
Location: Cracks of Doom, Mordor, edge of the World
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:30 am |
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This would be the caves that the elephants use for salt licks. Pitch black inside , full of bat guano, stinks to high heaven. Possible source of several viruses
Nice,
Very tasteful |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:40 am |
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Fantastic!!!
Just when we thought things were going to get boring!
You've developed and perfected a special genre of scam for these creeps. What do we call it? The 420 scam? |
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CommanderKiller
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 349
Location: Mugu-Occupied Caprica
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:59 pm |
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Nice work everybody. Any chance there might be meat-eating predators wandering around? |
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Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Mar 2006
Posts: 690
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:06 pm |
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very impressive. youve got a good lad here. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:07 pm |
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The lads are in Nairobi right now. They tried chatting while we were asleep so neither Big Worm, Jojo nor I were able to catch it.
I suspect that they are now headed towards Kitale, a town about 40km to the East of the volcano.
The website has been updated with the chats logs and a map that I sent him of the cave interior. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
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Location: UK
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:09 pm |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:18 pm |
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Hmm. We didn't think of that. Sorry about that. I guess that was rather irresponsible of us.
Bruce was unable to get the satellite phone. He will now be forced to use Internet cafes for all of this. The next time we hear from him, he will most likely be in Katale.
There is no doubt that they will be forced to stay the night. By the time they get to Kitale, it will be early evening. Then, the cave is still 40km away. And it is not an easy 40km either. The terrain is mountainous jungle. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Sippy Woodhead
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Jul 2006
Posts: 137
Location: Flaaaarida USA
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:22 pm |
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I don't even know what to say. Words seem inadequate to describe the collaborative Genius of you three.
I feel like an Emu watching the Eagles fly.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:30 pm |
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YW, I bookmarked your site and I'm not seeing any new baits thereon; but everyone else on this thread seems to have been reading the latest.
If that's so, what's wrong? How come I can't read what they're reading? |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:31 pm |
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Did you hit refresh? Do not follow the link in my signature. Use the link from the first post. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Simon Bar Sinister
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:44 pm |
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Remind the lads that they will be out of communication for several days... Tell them it might be best to go to MBALE first for Cell Phone Batteries, Canteens and Maybe a spot of Something to eat???
Just my thought..... |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:47 pm |
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Spiff
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2005
Posts: 89
Location: Canada
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:58 pm |
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Beautiful, absolutely beautiful. Congrats you on your fiendish plot. You make us proud.
i'm one of many who will be following this one closely. |
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