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voodoo billy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 54
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Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:31 pm |
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Just sent an ASEM to one of Fanny Plunge's recently posted address' and got this back for my sins!!
"ATTENTION YOU FOOLISH AND JOBLESS BASTARD.
BE WELL INFORMED THAT YOUR CHILDREN WILL SLEEP WITH THEIR MOTHER, AND
FEMALE
CHILDREN WILL SLEEP WITH THEIR FATHER ( THAT IS YOU ). YOUR FATHER
SLEPT
WITH A COW TO PRODUCE U (BIG FOOL).
YOU WILL END UP IN GIVEN THAT GIRL ONE TILL SHE GIVES ONE HIV.. YOU
WILL BE
THE KING IN HELL WITH YOUR SUCKING OF DIRTY VIRGINA AND ANAL INCESTION
OF
YOUR WOMEN THAT BROUGHT AIDS AS YOUR INHERITANCE FOR WHICH YOU ARE
KNOWN FOR
ALL OVER THE GLOBE. WITH THIS TYPE OF SIN ON YOUR BACK, YOU CERTAINLY
HAVE
NO QUALIFICATION TO ABUSE ANYONE BUT TO WAIT PATIENTLY FOR DEATH
MAY YOU REMAIN LAZY AND RENT COLLECTOR THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE.YOU BETTER
WORK
FOR YOUR OWN NOW AND FUTURE. BUT I AM NOT SURE IF YOU WILL LAST BEFORE
THIS
YEAR RUNS OUT. ALL THE COURSE YOU SEND ID BACK TO SENDER AND ALL YOUR
FAMILY. I WILL MAKE FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING I WILL GO TO OUT
SHRINE TO
LEAN COURSE ON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL SEE WHAT IS GOING TO
HAPPEN TO
YOU AND YOUR FAMILY EVEN 1 YEAR OLD BABY OR UNBORN ONE WE BE EFFECTED
BY THE
COURSE I WILL LEAN ON YOU.
ASSHOLE FOOL BASTARD BOY"
Feel free to respond to [email protected] |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:36 pm |
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May I ask? What did you say to him?
TS |
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meshan1
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 76
Location: UK
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Posted:
Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:37 pm |
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Carefull He's put a COURSE on you |
_________________ if you want money i will give you but i will fuck you , gay like you: samual bekija
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voodoo billy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 54
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Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:38 pm |
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Hi.
Thanks for the information, your proposal interests me. Let me know what is required?
Fanny Baws
My response
Pardon??
I do not understand? I am a lady, not a man.
You are a mugu small boi who shags goats and sucks the dick of pigs.
My Lord Satan will be watching you, for he wants to rape your ass and slice you open with his fiendish claws. You will feel his wrath for your abuse of animals.
Your homosexual boyfriend will also benefit from the teachings of the Dark One as he tears your soul apart. |
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meshan1
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 76
Location: UK
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Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:42 pm |
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LMAO hahahaha.
Almost poetic. I dont see the problem myself. |
_________________ if you want money i will give you but i will fuck you , gay like you: samual bekija
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CaptainBasura
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 539
Location: Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
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Posted:
Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:50 pm |
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So is it anticipated that one is to receive such verbal abuses for doing one's public duty in shafting these arrogant and shameless charlatans?
Can't wait. |
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(First 23/10/06)
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YOU ARE A FOOL AND MUST BE A FOOL FOREVER. GO TO HELL WITH YOUR FUCKING $350. Paker Lee.
...after all there is nothing I will gain in this that more than the insult i recieved from you. Mark Youmans
What are you doing? You make made me look stupid at Western Union Office here, why? poor old George
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madhatter73
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 267
Location: 419 Tea Party
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Posted:
Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:50 pm |
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I didn't realize your lad was a professor and gave out Courses.
LMAO |
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How mush is my % of that $2 Millions Dollars in one years? - Mus@ Tundre
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:59 pm |
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Looks like some fabulous signature material in there. Bravo! |
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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jcarls1
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 13 Jul 2006
Posts: 5
Location: Map of the Bandits.......somewhere in that direction *points*
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Posted:
Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:01 pm |
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meshan1 wrote: |
Carefull He's put a COURSE on you |
wtf! a geordie mugu??? heh |
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Text Dead
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 139
Location: On a wall
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Posted:
Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:03 pm |
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There's enough signatures there for everyone
Nice. |
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voodoo billy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 54
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Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:00 pm |
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Thanks guys.
I am quite impressed with this as it is my first abuse!!
I have slapped and abused some lads and had no response, so I was surprised to get this from an ASEM!!
FB |
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fischer
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2006
Posts: 116
Location: Denmark
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Posted:
Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:48 pm |
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wow.. the lad seems pretty upset about you sending him an ASEM |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:10 pm |
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Wow! What an insult!! You should be real proud to get something like this!
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carrinthebanner
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jul 2006
Posts: 132
Location: the well of lost plots
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Posted:
Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:18 pm |
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I like the part about you collecting rent.
apparently, the worst thing in life is to be a landlord
but that's great...you should be very proud |
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Toussaint Tatsugi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jun 2005
Posts: 814
Location: AS SEEN ON TV!!
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Posted:
Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:44 pm |
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Decided to dust off one of the "Mother of All Courses" emails and share it with Vivian...
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MY DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER FOR YOU: 00447956892319 THIS IS A UK NUMBER SO DON'T FUCK UP THE DIALING YOU FOOLISH JUNIOR BOY.
I INVITE YOU TO CALL ME SO I CAN TELL YOU IN PERSON WHAT I THINK OF A GOAT FUCKING BASTARD LIKE YOURSELF WHO CALLS A STRANGER STUPID WHEN HE IS SO BUSY WITH THE GOAT'S PENIS IN HIS OWN MOUTH THAT HE CANNOT SEE ANYTHING!
AHA!!!!!!!!! TRA LA LA, ANOTHER YORUBA GOATHERD BASTARD AND TWO KOBO
JUNIOR BOI TIFF MAN WANTS TO TALK BIG SMACK, WHITH NO BALLS TO BACK UP
HIS FALSE HOT AIR CLAIMS OF GRANDNESS!!!
U WANT TO TALK ABOUT BIAFRA WAR? HAPPY TO SHARE THE STORY OF TAKING
YORUBA BASTARDS LIKE YOU OFF THE PLANE IN KANO AND PUTTING THEM ON THE
SIDE OF THE TARMAC WHERE THEY PISS THEIR OWN PANTS AND SELL THEIR OWN
ASHAWO MOTHER'S PUSSY TO CLIMB ON TOP OF EACH OTHER'S BACKS TO BEG FOR
MERCY- BUT THE ONLY MERCY WE SHOWED ANY OF THEM WAS ONE BULLET IN THE
HEAD INSTEAD OF TWO IN THE KNEES.
ANOTHER TIME WE TAKE YOUR JUNIOR BITCH OJUKWO BOIS AND HAVE THEM DRINK
A NICE LOAD OF PETROL UNTIL DEM BELLY NAH ALL FULL- DEN WE TIE DEM UP
TO A POST AND MAKE A NICE FIRE ALL SURROUND DEM... ONLY CHOICE DEY
CARRY IS TO BITE EACH OTHER THROAT AND KILL DEM SELFS OR WHEN THE FIRE
COME TO THEIR FLESH THEY SURELY MAKE A NICE CRISPY EXPLOSION.
AND AS TO TAKING THE BACK POSITION- THE ONLY TIME I DO DAT IS TO TAKE
A STRONG WIRE AND RUN IT ACROSS THE THROAT OF A YORUBA GOAT FUCKER
LIKE YOU, AND MAKE A JOLLY LAUGH AS IT CUTS FIRST INTO UR FLESH, AND
THEN BY DEGREES INTO YOUR WINDPIPE, RIGHT THROUGH UR THROAT, THEN
AGAINST THE FRONT OF UR NECK, AND THEN RIGHT THRU THE BONE WITH A
MIGHTY SNAP OF MY WIRSTS. THEN WE CAN TAKE UR HEAD WHICH LIKE ALL
YORUBA BASTARDS, INCLUDING THE PIECE OF SHIT THAT IS PRESIDENT FOR A
FEW REMAINING DAYS ONLY, IS COMPLETELY FILLED WITH HOT AIR AND USE IT
FOR A FOOTBALL AND KICK IT AROUND IN THE SHIT OF THE STREET AND THE
HYENA PISS THAT IS SO FAMILIAR TO YOU.
AH- SO YOU ADMIT TO YOUR WAYS OF BEING A THIEF AND A CHEAT DO YOU? WHY
SHOULD YOU HAVE ANY REWARD FROM DISHONEST WORK? DO YOU THINK THAT GOD
WANTS YOU TO STEAL FROM YOUR FELLOW MAN, REAGRDLESS OF WHERE HE MIGHT
LIVE, IN EUROPE OF THE AMERICAS? WHICH COMMANDMENT IS IT THAT SAYS TO
BE A FLASH INTERNET THIEF TO MAKE YOURSELF PLEASING IN GOD'S HOLY
IMAGE? PLEASE TELL ME BECAUSE THEY DID NOT INCLUDE THAT INFORMATION IN
MY BIBLE- MINE ONLY HAS THE SAME TEN COMMANDMENTS OF WHICH YOU ARE
ALREADY ADMITTING TO BREAKING SEVERAL-
1. YOU ARE STEALING FROM YOUR BROTHER.
2. YOU ADMIT TO PRAYING EVIL AND WICKED JUJU TO FALSE IDOLS.
3. YOU ARE COVETING WHAT IS NOT YOURS.
4. YOU HAVE BROUGHT SHAME AND WICKEDNESS TO YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER
AND NOT HONORED THEM.
5. YOU HAVE WORKED YOUR CRIMINAL WAYS ON THE SABBATH.
6. YOU HAVE USED LIES AND DECEIPT IN YOUR CRIMINAL BASTARD WAYS.
7. YOU HAVE SWORN FALSE TESTIMONY IN THE NAME OF FALSE GODS, AND MADE
WORSHIP OF FALSE GODS.
IT IS VERY CLEAR THE ONLY COMMANDMENTS THAT YOU HAVE NOT BROKEN ARE
THOSE CONCERNING ADULTERY- THE FUCKING OF YOUR NEIGHBORS WIFE, AND
MURDER, AND I SUSPECT IF YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BRING YOU 5 KOBO YOU
WOULD DO THIS THINGS HAPPILY LIKE THE BLIND EVIL BASTARD THAT WORSHIPS
SATAN THAT YOU ARE.
YOU ARE MAKING READY YOUR PLACE IN HELL- FOR BOTH YOUR REMAINING TIME
ON EARTH AND FOR ETERNITY WHEN YOU WILL HAVE TO FACE GOD'S JUDGEMENT
AND SPEAK FOR YOURSELF WITHOUT THE INTERNET TO PROTECT YOU AND YOUR
CRIMINAL BASTARD WAYS.
HOW CAN YOU FACE YOURSELF AND CALL YOURSELF A MAN. YOU ARE THE SHAME
OF ALL NAIJA- YOU ARE THE CURSE WHICH MAKES OUR ENTIRE COUNTRY WEAK
AND A SHAMFUL DISGRACE IN THE WHOLE OF THE WORLD. IT IS FOR THE
STEALING HYENA LIKE YOU THAT WE ARE ALL CAST IN SHAME AND EMBARASSMENT
FROM ALL OF OUR NEIGHBORS- YOU ARE LIKE THE HEAVY STONE AROUND THE
NECK OF A SWIMMER- THERE CAN BE NO LIFE AND NO SUCCESS WHEN BASTARDS
LIKE YOU ARE PROUD TO BE CHEATERS, LIARS, THEIVES AND BASTARDS.
YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND YOUR ENTIRE NATION IS ASHAMED BY YOUR WORDS AND
YOUR ACTIONS.
DON'T PRESUME TO TELL ME THAT I HAVE MADE A SUCCESS BY JOBS- I HAVE
MADE A SUCCESS BY WORKING HARD, BY BUILDING AN HONEST BUSINESS AND BY
MAKING A BETTER LIFE FOR MYSELF AND MY FAMILY WITH MY HONEST EFFORT
AND LABOUR- NOT BY THEFT AND CHEATING.
I ALREADY HAVE MANY CONTACTS WITH EFCC- FAR FROM DOING ANYTHING TO
HURT ME- THEY PUT MUCH PRAISE ON ME AS I TEACH THEIR AGENTS HOW TO
BETTER CHASE DOWN WICKED SCOUNDRELS LIKE YOU, I BRING BASTARDS LIKE
YOU TO JUSTICE, AND I GLADLY TESTIFY IN INTERNATIONAL COURTS TO PUTS
CRIMINAL GOAT FUCKERS LIKE YOU IN JAIL WHERE YOU WILL RAPED IN THE
ASSHOLE BY UGANDA SMUGGLERS WITH HIV/AIDS AND YOU WILL BE QUICKLY
BROUGHT TO A HORRIBLE DEATH.
FOR I AM THE GHOST ON THE WIND- I AM YOUR DESTRUCTION- I AM THE SHADOW
THAT SEES AND KNOWS ALL ABOUT YOU, AND CAN REACH AND TOUCH YOUR LIFE,
AND RAIN TERRIBLE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE ON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FROM
ANYWHERE ON THE EARTH.
SHAME TO YOU- HIDE YOUR FACE AND BURY YOURSELF BY THE RIVER- YOU ARE A
DEAD MAN WALKING NOW, AND THE STINK OF YOUR DEAD BODY OFFENDS THE
WHOLE OF THE VILLAGE BASTARD OF A CORPSE. |
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I WILL NOT BE INVOLVED IN ANY ATTEMPT TO DISTABILIZE AN ESTABLISHED GOVT BY ANY GUERILLA MEANS AS IT IS SINFUL AND AGAINST THE WILL OF GOD. <richard>
The road to greatness and goodworks in life is not an anus one can open with one palm. <Rev. Joe>
pls send me that money i need mr .pls for the sack of God ok .thank u <mother sandra>
you are mad not to know that as a renowned international lawyer with wide knowledge on mysticism I can remote control your inner man to yield to complete madness <arman>
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madhatter73
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 267
Location: 419 Tea Party
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Posted:
Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:48 pm |
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Ooops I didn't mean to send that goat pron to Vivian. |
_________________ FUCK YOU FOR MESSING WITH ME FOOL - Mike Taylor
How mush is my % of that $2 Millions Dollars in one years? - Mus@ Tundre
i cannot repply your email again and i will put your email to sparm as from now you *DELETED* ashole. - denn1s fr@nk |
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voodoo billy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 54
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Posted:
Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:33 pm |
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@Toussaint - Quality rant, let us know if he replies!!
Note - New sigs attached |
_________________ ATTENTION YOU FOOLISH AND JOBLESS BASTARD - [email protected]
MAY YOU REMAIN LAZY AND RENT COLLECTOR THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE - as above
I WILL MAKE FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING I WILL GO TO OUT SHRINE TO
LEAN COURSE ON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY - as above |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Posted:
Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:44 pm |
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Beg her not to course you... and then offer her some WUxfer. |
_________________ Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:12 pm |
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Tatsugi, be sure and keep this lad on your Christmas Card list.
(I think he likes you) |
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meshan1
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 76
Location: UK
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Posted:
Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:30 pm |
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hahahaha.
Priceless |
_________________ if you want money i will give you but i will fuck you , gay like you: samual bekija
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Posted:
Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:10 am |
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You could construct a college curse around TT's mugu's rant. |
_________________
Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
Goat dog |
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Sgt Cho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 476
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Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:02 am |
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@Toussaint Tatsugi
WOW. I tell you R Lee Ermey himself would be proud of an insult like that. That is truly amazing. I just cant stop laughing. Of course i hope the lads you use that on have the capacity to understand what is being said, but it looks like you got it in a format they can understand. |
_________________ 'then you are goat zoomtard' vallentino
'call me what ever you like my God is biger than yours amen' bekija zuma
'why is the government allowing people like you to live among human beings. People like you are suppose to be at the zoo.' janice churton
'Please come and f* me my love,your bobs are driving me crazy' EO
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Fanny Plunge
Granny Pawn
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 692
Location: Straight Baiting FTW!
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Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:17 am |
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Perhaps the sheer emotional rollercoaster and stress the poor mugu has been under from my character who happens to be called Fanny Plunge may have shumtin to do with it..just a thought..
[Edit]
I found my last mail to her..This may explain why I never got a reply and you did Fanny Baws..Anyhoo..
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Hi,
I got the money today and I have been to western union and they said you were the stupidest and ugliest MUGU they ever saw. They have your photo posted in every WU office and laugh at you everyday. You dumb MUGU. Have a great life in that internet cafe. I'll never think of you while I drink cocktails in my beach house in Hawaii. Aloha MUGU.
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Posted:
Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:21 am |
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Very well done
Quote: |
WILL BE
THE KING IN HELL WITH YOUR SUCKING OF DIRTY VIRGINA |
What in the hell is a VIRGINIA
I have seen the mugus use this words. Is it a piece of bread or what. I know the word vagina but virginia |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Posted:
Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:31 am |
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jojobean39 wrote: |
Looks like some fabulous signature material in there. Bravo! |
Except it won't all fit in the sig line! bwaahaaahaaahaaahaaa, looks like a nice email to ASEM to the lads......
7/9 |
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