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Pyrosoft
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jun 2006
Posts: 493
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:51 pm |
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I'm impressed with the poster
(Apart from the extra "h" in YeaWhatever )
Ingrid is seeming to be a bit stubborn isn't he, if money cant tempt him out of hiding then I dont know what will.
If Bob is nothing to worry about now you would have thought that he would feel a bit safer...shame that.
Although I'm sure you've got something else up your sleeve YW |
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THIS IS MY PRAYERS FOR U. U WIL REMAIN A FOLISH N JOBLESS BASTARD U WIL NEVER MARRY WOMAN N REMAIN A GOAT FUKER - Kamal Candar
u ar a congenital idiot, a beast of no nation and most of all a nicompoop - Susan Kovi Patrick
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Pyrosoft
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jun 2006
Posts: 493
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:58 pm |
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I'm afraid I just don't *cough* know what you're talking about *cough cough*
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THIS IS MY PRAYERS FOR U. U WIL REMAIN A FOLISH N JOBLESS BASTARD U WIL NEVER MARRY WOMAN N REMAIN A GOAT FUKER - Kamal Candar
u ar a congenital idiot, a beast of no nation and most of all a nicompoop - Susan Kovi Patrick
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:01 pm |
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That is such a kick-ass poster. I love the gorillas up in the trees. When I get home tonight, I am going to make that image the new homepage for the Bwindi safari. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:27 pm |
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That's beautiful BW....worthy of YW's bait. |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:30 pm |
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Very nice. That is a great job on the poster BW.
And good idea Keyser! |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:30 pm |
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GREAT NEWS!!!
A response to Troy McClure's email from Ingrid. This is still alive!
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I DON'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN THIS.
I CAN SMELL SOME FOUL THINGS AROUND.
IF YOU ARE GENUINE AS YOU CLAIM, SEND ME ALL YOUR DETAILS TO INCLUDE YOUR FULL NAMES, PASSPORT COPY, YOUR ADDRESS WHEREVER AND YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.
I WOULD ALSO NEED A REFERENCE BEFORE I CONTINUE IN THIS.
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Anyone want to be a reference? |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:32 pm |
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Count me in... |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Sudsman
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 May 2004
Posts: 764
Location: Wisconsin: land of beer and badgers
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:35 pm |
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Father Lecter would be happy to provide a reference.
[email protected] |
_________________ "Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." - Ernest Hemingway
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:38 pm |
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I am debating putting together a quick, fake, insurace compnay website. McClure is an insurance investigator. I usually let the lads do all the work but this could prove to be a lot of fun.
Sudsman, since my website is hosted at catholiccall.org, your lector email address could work well. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:42 pm |
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lol YW. I think that the lads have done more than enough work in this bait already. Do whatever it takes to drag it on for as long as possible. But do remember that if Troy is indeed crooked, he will be reluctant to give out his personal details so easily. how does troy know that he can trust ingrid?
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_________________ "I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:47 pm |
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:52 pm |
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@Keyser Capitalize Forest on your poster. Once you do that, we're going to have to have a vote-off between yours and Worm's. Both are great, I can't honestly make up my mind which is better.
I'm beginning work on a script tonight, I'll write the part of Ingrid, Bernard and Odeke. Could someone else write the part of YW, and we can put that together? Also, someone else write my part, and let's graft after we get done.
Fortunately, since we're going to do this in the Blair Witch theme, we don't need to be in Uganda and we can work with a couple DV and digital 8 cameras. We could run it like a reality TV show as far as what the actors do, we provide a cellular phone and laptop for their communication with us, create a simple internet cafe for Ingrid. Other than that, all they know is their names and roughly how their character thinks, so as to properly respond to various communiques.
I think we can do this easily, and by making it a reality show thing giving the actors minimal scripting and information, I believe we can very closely recreate what happened during the weeks in Uganda. Perhaps we could get Ergot to help with finding the proper music, and I think it should star Jeremy Irons as YW, Lawrence Fishburne as Ingrid, Chris Rock and Cuba Gooding Jr. as Odeke and Bernard. And of course, we would need to put YW in there somewhere, maybe in the guerilla outfit when the guerilla finds Odeke and falls in love.
No guerillas were harmed in the making of this film. Not sure about humans, though...
This will be great.
All we have to do is find the proper Nigerian-looking goat farm for the opening scene... |
_________________ I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John
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SilverShadow
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 112
Location: Up North Somewhere
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:39 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
I am debating putting together a quick, fake, insurace compnay website. |
YW, if you need US based web server space let me know. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:44 pm |
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^^^^
Thank you very much for the offer. I may be putting together an archeological dig website shortly. I may be contacting you shortly unless Murdockh does not mind me putting the site on his server along with the Bwindi and Darfur safaris.
BRUIN suggested that I say that I work with Lloyds of Londen as they tend to be crappy with the customer service. Since time is of the essence, that is what I am going to run with. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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CamBates
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Apr 2006
Posts: 51
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:48 pm |
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If there happens to be a passport in the works, I think this would make an apt passport photo:
and since this is my first time to chime in on this thread, fantastic bait YW - I think it even tops the Darfur as far as dramatic twists and turns go... |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:06 pm |
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SEND ME ALL YOUR DETAILS TO INCLUDE YOUR FULL NAMES, PASSPORT COPY, YOUR ADDRESS WHEREVER AND YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER |
....so you've come full circle then. Neat. |
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Templar
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Posts: 20
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:56 pm |
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I WOULD ALSO NEED A REFERENCE BEFORE I CONTINUE IN THIS.
BYE. |
Would a reference from a couple of professors of Cultural Anthropology/Archaeology at Miskatonic University help?
T. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:36 am |
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It looks like the safari aspect of the bait is over. I am, however, going to continue with the bait. McClure is pressing Ingrid for the GPS coordinates that Fitzwell gave him. There is no way that Ingrid is going to just pass over the numbers. If he did, McClure could simply go find the money and Ingrid would be left with nothing. Perhaps the only way Ingrid will pass along the GPS coordinates is to either do it in person or have someone else do it for him in person and then join McClure to the spot where the money is. I know that this is a long shot but that is what I will try to work toward. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Felicity.Buttmunch
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Jun 2006
Posts: 6
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Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:38 pm |
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No letters since June 20. What's going on? I've been hovering on the edge of my seat for thre days now. Has Ingrid given up the GPS coords yet? What about the poor safari lad, Bernard Martin, that got left behind? What's Odeke doing now?
This is worse than cable tv crapping out in the middle of Coronation Street!!! |
_________________ <b>Wine me, dine me, four-one-nine me..!!!</b> |
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Dinnertime Mbuzo
Account closed at users request
Joined: 13 Dec 2005
Posts: 559
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Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:49 pm |
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Ingrid will doubtless be back in touch when he needs some help using his GPS locator.The idiot is bound to be digging around somewhere in that forest . |
_________________ samuel johnson said OH BOY NA GOD GO PUNISH UR PAPA ASSHOLE, GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then samuel johnson added UR PILE DEY CRAZE
I BE UR PAPA MATE, TELL UR PAPA TO GO CASH THE PAY SO EFCC GO NAB IM ASSHOLE, AND IM MORTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE GO TEY FOR THE MUTHERFUCKING PRISON FOR MUTHRFUCKING 100YEARS.
alvin bakare asked what is the meaning of what you sent to me,a sexual picture?
Peter Bongo said What is this you are doing? Have you forgotten that i am Peter Bongo.
Ovo said I AM FROM NIGERIA
ATTARCH HERE IS MY PICPURE
HOW CAN I GET THE MONEY? |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:51 pm |
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Ingrid is still not responding to McClure's emails and therefore has not handed over the GPS coordinates. I have sent him a few emails but have not gotten around to updating the website. I can't get hold of Bernard or John either.
I am hoping that they are trying to get to the spot where the money is but I have no way of knowing either way.
Ingrid is going to get a phone call in the morning from McClure who is basically going to threaten to hand over all of the information that he has on Ingrid to the authorities if he does not cooperate. You see, the authorities may not care too much about stolen money, but they care a great deal when several people are butchered. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:59 pm |
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Hugh Jundys wrote: |
Perhaps we could get Ergot to help with finding the proper music, |
I'm all over it. I've actually been playing with the idea of putting together a compilation disc of Nigerian music about 419 fraud. It may end up being a box set. |
_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:57 pm |
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The Blair Witch/Get Rich title was my idea - do I get a credit for that?
It would be neat if we could juxtapose the Lad's travels and YW's plotting with scenes of what they think is happening (based on YW's messages). Unfortunately they might be (a) expensive to set up (b) get the movie a certification we don't really want (specifically, the mass murder and necro bits). |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Murdockh
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Posts: 653
Location: Norway
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murder and necro |
DON'T necro old.... oh. Sorry. The real kind. Okay then, g ahead.
Ahem. Just thought I'd stop in and give praise to that insane movie-poster. I saw it while at work today, and managed to get quite a few odd looks from one of the maintenance managers as he passed my desk whilst I was howling with laughter.
He thought I was watching something on my 10 CCTV screens...
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with all these things that we've done...
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