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haywood_jablowmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 591
Location: demoralise the lads, over and over, they will give up just crush the hope they have of getting cash!
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Fri May 26, 2006 8:03 am |
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this is my new record! I am whoring my flextel number out to all and sundry feel free to get your mugu to call, day time it rings and rings, night time a confused haywood that needs everything explaining ten times answers and tries to burn as much mugu phone credit as possible.
by the end of the week i am going to make a cd that i will leave on repeat play all day that just has me saying 'hello.......... hello........ this is haywood, who is this.............. i can't really hear you well.............. hello'
and then leave the phone on auto answer |
_________________ +447017022419 let your pet get in touch with me, it's good to talk
'Why do you want me to stand by that volvo' diplomat mariam
Douglas blair "na devil go hammer your family for head"
1x voodoo curse
"you are a cosomplitant asshole" S.Ghartey 2006 - why thank you i think.
' i sent jamaicans to kill you' Mills Kwame - you must have given them the wrong address, no one came round, i baked cookies and everything.
YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
WANDERING PIG.
SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU.
Last edited by haywood_jablowmi on Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:44 am; edited 8 times in total |
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friday3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 1341
Location: beating my new firefox..
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Fri May 26, 2006 8:42 am |
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What can I say.....brilliant work |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Fri May 26, 2006 9:23 am |
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I have just the lad for this modality. He's having trouble with the $28,000 payment of the transfer tax and frustration oozes from his every pore...Yuk! That's quite a disgusting thought actually.
So if a Fr4nk Ko$oko calls, tell him Bill, or Mark, or Leanne, say hi. I'm sure he'll understand |
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haywood_jablowmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 591
Location: demoralise the lads, over and over, they will give up just crush the hope they have of getting cash!
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Fri May 26, 2006 10:51 am |
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no problem, do you want him insulted or played along with i.e. whats the story i tell him. |
_________________ +447017022419 let your pet get in touch with me, it's good to talk
'Why do you want me to stand by that volvo' diplomat mariam
Douglas blair "na devil go hammer your family for head"
1x voodoo curse
"you are a cosomplitant asshole" S.Ghartey 2006 - why thank you i think.
' i sent jamaicans to kill you' Mills Kwame - you must have given them the wrong address, no one came round, i baked cookies and everything.
YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
WANDERING PIG.
SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU. |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Fri May 26, 2006 11:02 am |
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Can I give the number to a very forward young lady who not only wants me to help her move millions of dollars, but is now getting a bit frisky?? I'd wind her up on the phone myself, but she might nitice that I'm not a bloke! |
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do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
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haywood_jablowmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 591
Location: demoralise the lads, over and over, they will give up just crush the hope they have of getting cash!
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Fri May 26, 2006 11:03 am |
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my flextel stats, but the columns won't post in a readable format
Day Total Average
calls seconds
� �All�� Unanswer Answer Ring Talk
25/05/2006� 16� 15� 1� 11.0� 540�
24/05/2006� 5� 38 0� 0.0� 0�
23/05/2006� 17� 15� 2� 8.5� 300�
22/05/2006� 2� 1� 1� 8.0� 180�
21/05/2006� 16� 14� 2� 10.0� 60�
20/05/2006� 1� 1� 0� 0.0� 0�
19/05/2006� 9� 7� 2� 11.5� 120�
18/05/2006� 7� 7� 0� 0.0� 0�
17/05/2006� 19� 13� 6� 11.0� 30�
16/05/2006� 4� 3� 1� 13.0� 180�
15/05/2006� 3� 2� 1� 9.0� 300�
12/05/2006� 13� 3� 9� 9.7� 13�
11/05/2006� 11� 3� 8� 11.1� 8�
10/05/2006� 4� 3� 1� 9.0� 60�
09/05/2006� 5� 2� 3� 8.7� 120�
08/05/2006� 22� 17� 5� 9.2� 132�
07/05/2006� 9� 4� 5� 11.8� 192�
06/05/2006� 1� 1� 0� 0.0� 0� |
_________________ +447017022419 let your pet get in touch with me, it's good to talk
'Why do you want me to stand by that volvo' diplomat mariam
Douglas blair "na devil go hammer your family for head"
1x voodoo curse
"you are a cosomplitant asshole" S.Ghartey 2006 - why thank you i think.
' i sent jamaicans to kill you' Mills Kwame - you must have given them the wrong address, no one came round, i baked cookies and everything.
YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
WANDERING PIG.
SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU. |
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Posted:
Fri May 26, 2006 11:20 am |
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Something like this do you haywood?
Code: |
Day Total Average
calls seconds
All Unanswer Answer Ring Talk
25/05/2006 16 15 1 11.0 540
24/05/2006 5 38 0 0.0 0
23/05/2006 17 15 2 8.5 300
22/05/2006 2 1 1 8.0 180
21/05/2006 16 14 2 10.0 60
20/05/2006 1 1 0 0.0 0
19/05/2006 9 7 2 11.5 120
18/05/2006 7 7 0 0.0 0
17/05/2006 19 13 6 11.0 30
16/05/2006 4 3 1 13.0 180
15/05/2006 3 2 1 9.0 300
12/05/2006 13 3 9 9.7 13
11/05/2006 11 3 8 11.1 8
10/05/2006 4 3 1 9.0 60
09/05/2006 5 2 3 8.7 120
08/05/2006 22 17 5 9.2 132
07/05/2006 9 4 5 11.8 192
06/05/2006 1 1 0 0.0 0 |
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haywood_jablowmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 591
Location: demoralise the lads, over and over, they will give up just crush the hope they have of getting cash!
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Fri May 26, 2006 12:01 pm |
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see thats why i could never be a computer wizard! not gonna bother asking how you did that as i probably wouldn't get it!
I gave up on complex stuff long ago
10 GOTO 20
20 PRINT
and all that |
_________________ +447017022419 let your pet get in touch with me, it's good to talk
'Why do you want me to stand by that volvo' diplomat mariam
Douglas blair "na devil go hammer your family for head"
1x voodoo curse
"you are a cosomplitant asshole" S.Ghartey 2006 - why thank you i think.
' i sent jamaicans to kill you' Mills Kwame - you must have given them the wrong address, no one came round, i baked cookies and everything.
YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
WANDERING PIG.
SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU. |
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Fri May 26, 2006 12:04 pm |
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It took me a while to format it, but use the [ code ] and [ / code ] tags (minus the spaces) and use it just like the quote tags.
Incidentally, 10 GOTO 20 is a bit redundant since in BASIC, it will advance to the next line anyway |
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haywood_jablowmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 591
Location: demoralise the lads, over and over, they will give up just crush the hope they have of getting cash!
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Fri May 26, 2006 12:24 pm |
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hey listen, in my day, that was all the rage on a bbc micro (might even have been the spectrum i did that on?) |
_________________ +447017022419 let your pet get in touch with me, it's good to talk
'Why do you want me to stand by that volvo' diplomat mariam
Douglas blair "na devil go hammer your family for head"
1x voodoo curse
"you are a cosomplitant asshole" S.Ghartey 2006 - why thank you i think.
' i sent jamaicans to kill you' Mills Kwame - you must have given them the wrong address, no one came round, i baked cookies and everything.
YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
WANDERING PIG.
SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU. |
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Cheesy Burger
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Jul 2005
Posts: 228
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Posted:
Fri May 26, 2006 12:35 pm |
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I think you mean...
10 PRINT "MUGU!!!"
20 GOTO 10
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Realistically you are a bastard... Goodbye my urgly girl friend. -- Eyadema Marc
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garthicus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jan 2006
Posts: 71
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Fri May 26, 2006 12:51 pm |
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Excellent Work...
A 'friend' of mine once put me in the Buy and Sell for a playstation 2 for sale, the week they were released for WAY under the asking price, I got HUNDREDS of calls. Did you know the old Nokias will only register 99 missed calls and no more haha..
Which reminds me.... how about putting UK scammers phone numbers into the Autotrader and Buy and Sell, it's free to do and if you word something the right way, they will be PLAGUED with calls.... or is that involving the unsuspecting general public too much????
Great fun though. |
_________________ therefore i a m asking you as my husband to do please send me with at list $200 usd as it wil enable me purchase the pad for my period - Agatha Guei
I dont know what you are saying, are you trying to full me, look i thought you surpose know that i am honourable man with integrity. - Gov. Charles Soludo & Mr Obum Joseph |
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haywood_jablowmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 591
Location: demoralise the lads, over and over, they will give up just crush the hope they have of getting cash!
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Fri May 26, 2006 12:57 pm |
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probably pissing off innocent people a little too much.
thought about inventing my own tart cards for phone boxes, 'lonely scammer wants hot filthy phone calls from people who like to give abuse'
i am sure someone would ring up |
_________________ +447017022419 let your pet get in touch with me, it's good to talk
'Why do you want me to stand by that volvo' diplomat mariam
Douglas blair "na devil go hammer your family for head"
1x voodoo curse
"you are a cosomplitant asshole" S.Ghartey 2006 - why thank you i think.
' i sent jamaicans to kill you' Mills Kwame - you must have given them the wrong address, no one came round, i baked cookies and everything.
YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
WANDERING PIG.
SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU. |
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haywood_jablowmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 591
Location: demoralise the lads, over and over, they will give up just crush the hope they have of getting cash!
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Posted:
Fri May 26, 2006 12:59 pm |
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call center staff will look at my stats - my god he takes 11 rings on average to answer, no productivity bonus on that phone! |
_________________ +447017022419 let your pet get in touch with me, it's good to talk
'Why do you want me to stand by that volvo' diplomat mariam
Douglas blair "na devil go hammer your family for head"
1x voodoo curse
"you are a cosomplitant asshole" S.Ghartey 2006 - why thank you i think.
' i sent jamaicans to kill you' Mills Kwame - you must have given them the wrong address, no one came round, i baked cookies and everything.
YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
WANDERING PIG.
SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU. |
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garthicus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jan 2006
Posts: 71
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Fri May 26, 2006 12:59 pm |
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I thought so..
The chatline type scenario you mentioned is good also.. If you REALLY want, you can put the number on a Gay/Straight/Swingers messageboard..... ask for TEXT FUN ONLY and see what happens. |
_________________ therefore i a m asking you as my husband to do please send me with at list $200 usd as it wil enable me purchase the pad for my period - Agatha Guei
I dont know what you are saying, are you trying to full me, look i thought you surpose know that i am honourable man with integrity. - Gov. Charles Soludo & Mr Obum Joseph |
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haywood_jablowmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 591
Location: demoralise the lads, over and over, they will give up just crush the hope they have of getting cash!
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Fri May 26, 2006 1:14 pm |
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they are good to an extent but you never see the fruit of your endevour, i prefer a more hands on approach, and if they call me, they pay about 40p a minute, quite regularly they get cut off and phone back saying sorry they had to recharge credit, as they don't realise how much i cost to call,
I wonder if I could get one of those premium rate lines.... |
_________________ +447017022419 let your pet get in touch with me, it's good to talk
'Why do you want me to stand by that volvo' diplomat mariam
Douglas blair "na devil go hammer your family for head"
1x voodoo curse
"you are a cosomplitant asshole" S.Ghartey 2006 - why thank you i think.
' i sent jamaicans to kill you' Mills Kwame - you must have given them the wrong address, no one came round, i baked cookies and everything.
YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
WANDERING PIG.
SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU. |
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garthicus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jan 2006
Posts: 71
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Fri May 26, 2006 1:16 pm |
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True... and of course, the more THEY spend the better... now a premium rate line would be great, at least then you could REALLY drain their credit! |
_________________ therefore i a m asking you as my husband to do please send me with at list $200 usd as it wil enable me purchase the pad for my period - Agatha Guei
I dont know what you are saying, are you trying to full me, look i thought you surpose know that i am honourable man with integrity. - Gov. Charles Soludo & Mr Obum Joseph |
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haywood_jablowmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 591
Location: demoralise the lads, over and over, they will give up just crush the hope they have of getting cash!
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Fri May 26, 2006 1:26 pm |
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yeah i think you would have to register it in a real name though. but would be good |
_________________ +447017022419 let your pet get in touch with me, it's good to talk
'Why do you want me to stand by that volvo' diplomat mariam
Douglas blair "na devil go hammer your family for head"
1x voodoo curse
"you are a cosomplitant asshole" S.Ghartey 2006 - why thank you i think.
' i sent jamaicans to kill you' Mills Kwame - you must have given them the wrong address, no one came round, i baked cookies and everything.
YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
WANDERING PIG.
SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri May 26, 2006 2:14 pm |
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I love the spliced together collection idea. That could be damn funny if there is some decent variety in the lads' reactions, especially if they get really pissed off. |
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Race
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 70
Location: On an adventure with Dr Quest..
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Fri May 26, 2006 4:12 pm |
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What would be neat is what we call in the States a '976' number. Usually a sex line or some other premium 'service' where the call gets charged $1.99/minute and up. The phone ocmpany gets part of the money and the line owner the rest.
Im not suggesting a cash bait, but if we could give out such a number with the line connected to a charity that would be really cool. I remember years ago a member from Finland had numbers like that.
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Scrooge McDuck
Evil Genius
Joined: 02 Jan 2005
Posts: 715
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Fri May 26, 2006 4:45 pm |
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A phone lad insists on getting a phone number to call me - so thanks! |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Fri May 26, 2006 8:32 pm |
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You can't usually call premium rate numbers from abroad. The nice 'K' rate numbers are best |
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Imus_Naile
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 277
Location: Between the Moon and New York City
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Sat May 27, 2006 12:49 am |
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You should see my Stana phone. I leave that SOB on, and I have like 30 missed calls a day. A lot of them are from one particular lad that is getting kind of pissed that he has to call me so much |
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Sat May 27, 2006 5:21 am |
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any of the UK preminum #s that can be directed to a US number?
I am not sure if flextel can be I had to put 00 in fron of the 1516xxxxxxx of my stana phone # but I am not sure if it is going to work |
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"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
"I'm a Muslim, Ok I'm a Christian, Mother F---. Get the F---- off my phone N-----, don't call me anymore." - A lad on the phone with "Homeland Security". |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Sat May 27, 2006 2:06 pm |
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U.S. baiters can call Europe, Canada, and everywhere free with VOIP from Vonage. Premium rate is $25 monthly. You can block caller ID.
Voicemails can be sent to you via e-mail and played back. Too fun for words. |
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