She's in love after just two letters! NSFW

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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 Nov 2005 Posts: 19

Natalia ([email protected]) sent me a standard email out of the blue, and I've yet to get her fully off script - just a header or footer onto the boilerplate letters

BUT! There's good news

She's hopelessly in love with me, and sending me plenty of photographs (number ...1.jpg, ...2.jpg - up to ...13.jpg so far of near-topless shots (all with only one one nipple showing, strangely - maybe she only has one)
Here's a selection

However, in her fourth letter, she admits to speaking no english and using a (very expensive, naturally) translating agency, and how she wants to learn english at a local (and also very expensive) college

And of course, my letters mean everything to her, it would be so sad if she had to stop writing to me etc. etc.

In my reply I made reference to her obviously enhanced breasts
I wonder if they cost more than a college course in English?

So now I'm looking forwards to her next, I'm guessing it will contain a request for help with the costs of translations

I think I'll tell her to reply in Russian,. and I'll get it translated here
Michael Razz

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 Nov 2005 Posts: 19

Code:

Dear Mr.Michael ,

Please excuse us for disturbance but we were asked by your
correspondent Natalia to tell you that she is very interested in your
and in continuing correspondence with you but she couldn't answer to
your message only because she couldn't pay for our translation
service. Unfortunately she has lack of money now.

She has used the translation services of our company "WIC_2004". We
deal with translation of all sorts of scientific and technical
literature, patent, technological, export, import and other legal
documents. Certifying translation adequacy. Interpretation during
negotiations, assembly work and adjustment of equipment, as well as
during conferences, workshops etc. The name of our company is "World
Interpreters Company". If you want to continue your correspondence
with Natalia and wish to help her take care of the cost of translation
services we will be glad to inform you about our services and prices.

We are also open for your suggestions about our future collaboration.

Regards,

Danilo Eshkovich

"WIC_2004"
Director

What a shame, I was looking forwards to dragging her off script - 'she' was a hottie Smile

Any suggestions as to where to go from here?

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 12:19 pm

send her the link to Babelfish!

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:53 pm

snowmichael wrote:

Once I work out how to store the photos somewhere I'll post a link to them

Try using photobucket. choose a user name that you don't want showing up in properties.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Apr 2006 Posts: 4

The woman in the pictures is Monica Leigh, you can see more of her here:

(NSFW): http://www.lettherebeporn.com/galleries/MonicaLeigh.php

Enjoy!

Erik67 Razz

Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 1:43 am

Thats a really dumb vlad you have there. Play along with him and see how much he is charging for translation services and see how much info you can get out of him

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 16 Apr 2006 Posts: 85

@Erik.. Now theres a guy who knows his porn!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Apr 2006 Posts: 4

Yo Esqulax!

I got a forum in Denmark to run, and they count on me Wink

Have a nice day!

Cand. Porn

Erik67.

Master Baiter Joined: 21 Jul 2005 Posts: 228

Ask who took the pictures, and how she could possibly allow someone other than you to see her naked!!!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 Nov 2005 Posts: 19

Sadly I think this one's dead
The 'translation' agency said i had to pay the for her translation services
I suggested that if she writes to me, with another photo, natch Smile

then I'd arrange to send HER some money (yeah, right...) but they've not replied for two days now
Oh dear, and the por girl was so in love as well Razz

But funnily enough, my other four russian brides-to-not-be have all stopped writing to me today as well - maybe the vlads have a blacklist system too?
I'll have to start up a new address, hmmm gmail here I come Wink

Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 1:17 pm

Quote:

The 'translation' agency said i had to pay the for her translation services

Let's be honest.
Do you really care whether or not this fair maiden can hold a conversation? I personally wouldn't care if she was from another planet and spoke a language that babelfish handn't figured out yet.

Tell the agency to forget the translations service option. Communicate with her in Zwahili if you have to. Just get MORE pictures!!! Crying or Very sad

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 Nov 2005 Posts: 19

@asiaguy,

I told the translation agency (i.e. the spammers) - IN RUSSIAN - that she could write to me in russian, I could translate it myself
Deafening silence...
But hey, you vould start emailing her and see if she sends you any new ones, and if she does, post 'em up here for us all to enjoy Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 Nov 2005 Posts: 19

She's back - with a TERRIBLE picture, fully clothed and everything 8-(
and this line of guff

Code:

Dear Sir* Michael,

Your Lady Nataliya constantly asks about your letters. She is very
interested in you and your correspondence. As you asked we allowed her
to send you a short note and a picture for you. Which are attached.

" Dear Michael! I'm so sorry we stopped our correspondence. I'd
gladly paid the Agency for the translation, but I've got no
opportunity as I've got some problems with my salary payment, as
usual at the beginning of the summer. I supposed not to get into
such situation,but it doesn't depend on me. I miss your letters and your
words which filled me with joy and happiness. Please remember me and
never forget. With a sweet kiss. Nataliya "

*And look - I've been knighted while she was away
So i told her I'd send her some oney by WU if she packs in the translation agency & emails me direct Laughing

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:17 pm

Quote:

I've got some problems with my salary payment

You have absolutely NO incentive to pay her anything. She might use the money to buy CLOTHING!!! Crying or Very sad

I dread the thought. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 2:24 pm

Currently baiting "her". Let's see Wink

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 16 Apr 2006 Posts: 85

ask one of out russian speakers to bait her in russian... see what happens when he/she cant use the "translation company" jibe!

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 3:32 am

is that e-mail still working> I just had in sent back unable to deliver.

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:50 pm

"World Interpreters Company" ????

How marvellously imaginative, and no apostrophe.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 Nov 2005 Posts: 19

I think this one's dead now, for me at least
I've replied in Russian that she doesn't need to use the translation service, but all that I got back was a repeat of the last message from the scamming 'translation' co
Oh well, whoever takes up the baton, please post more pictures if she sends you any different ones

Master Baiter Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 140

She's just told me that the translation service is cheap. In that case she can pay it herself!

I have a few modalities (I promised myself I'd use that word today) up my sleve for when she can't afford it though Evil or Very Mad

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 31 May 2006 Posts: 81 Location: EU

She's still working....
I sent her a small message of complete gibberish:

Quote:

hey!
what about foxing out next week? I'll trail you off as you snake home, ok?
Hope all is well out there, and you keep on whirling about me!
Catch ya up later!
yours,
SWT

The answer was fast and promising:

Quote:

Hallo!

I'm just impressed with your letter. Could you explain it?
Are you serious? Whom are you going to trail off?

Natalia

I'm quite sure she is not using babelfish Wink

what does she want me to explain?! Smile

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 Nov 2005 Posts: 19

OK, the 'agency' has continued to email me with pleas and plaintive cries, and finally I got these details

Code:

Dear Sir Michael!

Your Lady is very interested in you and says that she thought you lost
your interest in her!
The process of receiving the transfer is carried out only by your Lady
personally. She needs to show her documents getting the money and only
then she will get them and if she wants to continue the correspondence
she will bring them to our company and pay for the services. We don't
ask you to send you the money to us directly. You send you money to
her personally and she personally gets them. We inform her only the
number of MTCN you send in your letter. We hope the process is clear
for you now.
You can make your payment through Western Union www.westernunion.com
(the Joint-stock Company "Ukrainian Financial Group" - official
representative of the Western Union in Ukraine) to the name of your
Lady. So, you write in your document:

the name of receiver NATALIA MALAHOVA
the TOWN LUHANSK
the address Sovetskaya, 63
zip code 91055
country UKRAINE

You can use also your credit card to send payment through the Western
Union service. You can do it on-line on web site www.westernunion.com
only if you are from USA or Canada.

You can also send the payment through the MoneyGram system
www.moneygram.com if it is more comfortable for you. The payment
should be sent to Exim Bank, to the name of NATALIA MALAHOVA, your
correspondent, Ukraine.

As soon as you make a payment, please, inform us with your full name,
country you are from, the number of the transfer operation (MTCN) and
the sum you sent. With Western Union MTCN has 10 figures and with
MoneyGram there are 8 of them.

We are open for your suggestions.

Sincerely,
Danilo Eshkovich
"WIC_2004"
Director

So how do I report these scammers' bank details to the appropriate authorities?
Thanx
Michael

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:52 pm

I can't really see that you have anything to report...
The name the vLad has given you is almost certainly false; and the banks are simply outlets where WU/MG are to be sent/collected. There are no personal bank account details there

Once they have the name and MCTN they can pick the WU up anywhere.

I would send them a MG to a different bank in another city e.g. Donetsk
Get a mini-safari if nothing else. Wink

(MG can only be collected from the specified branch address on the transfer)
Remember that there is a terrible delay in recalling an MG transaction - it'll take weeks for you to do this and is very complicated.
Better that they go and collect it themselves

yes indeed Laughing

Cheers
A.

Master Baiter Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 140

I've got the web site for their "translation company" http://www.comfortREMOVETHISdelux.com/ It looks a bit dodgy to me whats the best way to check if it's a real company or not?

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