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Long time reader, first time baiter (well, actually, I'm doing two just now) but would love any feedback. Note that the person I'm referencing is a buddy. I'm hopeful for at least a picture for this first one (the picture I sent her/him was of Prince Philip). Thoughts appreciated and start reading from the bottom.

Tony

Mary, Good hearing from you, old girl! Lovely weather here, how's
Honduras anyway? You did say you're in Honduras, right? Haven't
been there since the spring of '64; it was a land of simple people
and flat-chested women if I remember.

So, where are we then? You wanted my passport, I think, unfortunately
it's been taken from me by these BASTARDS at the home (The Antiquated
Seamen's Hostel). Let me talk to them. In the meantime I've attached
my favorite deguerrotype for your perusal. Clearly I'll need one of you too. Your answers:

1. Admiral Randolph (randy) Stubb OBE MCSE 2L2Q (Ret)
2. See Atttachment
3. They won't let me use the phone anymore (BASTARDS), in fact
I only can use the electronic mail by sneaking into the nurse's
office afterhours. A quick rogering and she's asleep for 20 minutes. Must keep this short.
4. N/A
5. Please be in touch with my banker re: the account, I've put
him on this electronic telegraph message. His name is Dicky, you'll
like him. Dicky, Old Boy, do see that this vixen has our digits,
she's sending us money apparently!

Please write back soonest, and send my your picture, too! Do call me Randy, won't you?

Love,

Admiral Randolph (randy) Stubb OBE MCSE 2L2Q (Ret)

--------- Original Message ---------

DATE: Sat, 17 Apr 2004 04:39:57
From: marymbi
To: randolph_stubb
Cc:

>
>DEAR Admiral Randolph,
>
>Thanks for your mail and your acceptances to assist in this tranction
. I must also let you know that the fund it self is deposited in
the security company here in nigeria and all I need from you is
to act as the beneficiary of the fund and claim it without any problem,
so that the security company can release the fund to you.
>
>AS you have said that people of Nigeria and another
>places of Africa wanted to swindle you with orders of aid like
this ,please let me tell you my friend i am not such type ,i am
realy serious in this transaction and that was why i have decided
to contact you, and mind you this business needs 100% trust between ourselves.
>
>If trully you want to help me out in this transaction please kindly send these to me
>1)your full name and address
>2)front page of your internationalpassport for identification.
>3)your direct telephone number and fax number for easy comunication.
>4)your company name and address if any.
>5)your account number where the money will be paid in.
>All these things will help my lawyer to prepare a document on your
behalf to stand you as the beneficiary of the fund.
>Please my dear friend i would like to invest this money well in
your country and i would like you to suggest to me the area of business
you would like me to go into your advise is highly needed my dear friend.
>
>Lastly,you should make sure that the account you will provide for
the money will be enough for the whole money.
>
>your promt responce will be highly recognise.
>Thanks amd God bless
>Mrs.savimbi mary.
>
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: Randolph Stubb
>Date: Friday, April 16, 2004 7:40 am
>Subject: Re: VERY URGENT PLEASE
>
>> Mary: Sad stuff that, what? Haven't been to Angola since the
>> great scirmish of '58 myself -- is that lovely waffle shop still
>> on that sqaure? The one with the statue I mean? Regardless,
>> always one to help a lady in distress nudge nudge wink wink say no
>> more. Send over the details to Old Randy here and lets make a
>> transaction together . . . if you know what I mean. . .
>>
>> Admiral Randolph (randy) Stubb OBE MCSE 2L2Q (Ret)
>>
>>
>> --------- Original Message ---------
>>
>> DATE: Fri, 16 Apr 2004 03:40:45
>> From: marymbi
>> To:
>> Cc:
>>
>> >
>> >MY DEAR FRIEND,
>> >
[Blah blah, I removed the story about some dead husband rebel leader thingy, you've all read it before]
>> >Thank you and God Bless,
>> >mary.Savimbi(mrs)

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 13

I certainly await more from Randy, he seems quite the old charachter. Run with it man Smile

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 10:46 am

I used to work in Angola - if you need any difficult questions for her to answer!