A. Nalwartz
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Apr 2004
Posts: 10
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Posted:
Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:55 am |
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I recieved TWO 419 "we send you 24 million, you keep percentage, blah blah blah". And this is my reply:
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>>FROM THE DESK OF ADAM NALWARTZ, VICE-PRESIDENT AND CEO OF HEGAV MEE, A. NALWARTZ, INC.<<
Hello Engr! It is such a coincidence that you chose me to email! My friend and I have just started a small business, and have been looking for such an opportunity to come along!
Before we begin discussing business, I'd like to take a moment to tell you about the business that my friend (Yes, he's Jewish, but please don't hold that against him!) and I have started from the ground up!
In 2001, we had a dream. That dream was to act like an independant bank for investors, accountants, lawyers, pimps, consumers, and dwarves. That dream is a reality. Our business is very simple: They give us their money, we keep it for them, keep a small percentage for ourselves, and then redistribute it as they request. Currently, our business is being run out of my Mother's basement, but with adequate funding we'll be able to move our base of operations to a two-room apartment in what is known here as the "ghetto". I think that you will provide us with that funding!
Now, to speak about business. I fully agree that before we make any deals, we should fully trust one another. Business is about trust and security. It's about honesty and respect. And most of all, it's about love. I can't do business with someone that I don't love, I can't love someone I don't respect, and I can't respect someone I don't trust.
When dealing online, I always allow a future partner to speak first when discussing how we can develop trust, so please reply to me with what you suggest would be a good way to do that. Thank you, and have a wonderful day!
Sincerely,
A. Nalwartz,
VP, CEO, Hegav Mee A. Nalwartz, Inc.
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