My First Bait and My First Pissy, Disobedient Mugu

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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:01 am

This is my very first bait. I played it fairly straight, basically acting like a typical victim, if a bit of a picky bitch. I asked a lot of questions which would have been easy to answer if he did indeed have the puppy in question. He was a very uncooperative and pissy mugu, at least compared to the others I've read about here. Although I never asked for one, I'm sure a trophy wouldn't have gone over so well. I get the feeling he's been baited before. All in all, this was wildly entertaining. Read on for a racy Yahoo messenger chat and the suprise ending.

The Characters:

Me: Alison M. (appears in regular text)
Mugu: James Phillip/s (appears in italics)
Mugu's Vet: Peter Greg (appears in bolded italics)
with a special guest appearance by the cashier, Oluwatosin Idowu Phillips

My random little comments appear in bold text.
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Hello,

We are the seller of all beautiful pets at unbeleiveable prices cheap, They
are in goods health, with well medical health care for one month, Our animal
adoption services put great pets in loving homes, Here is shop for all of
your pet supplies for dogs, cats, horses, birds, fish, rats, reptiles or
small pets. Adopt a pet now by just E-mail: [email protected]

Available puppy dogs and Adult Dog available:
Blah blah blah. Typical list of fuzzy animals that don't exist.

And many more pets available in farms, Adopt yours today
Note, Do not reply via this e-mail, reply with the above ones
Adopt yours today

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From: Alison M.
To: James Phillips

Hello Mr. Phillips,

I'd be interested in purchasing an American Eskimo puppy. Are your animals purebreds? How much would it cost? Where are you located?

Looking forward to your reply,
Alison
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Hello Alison,

Thanks for your mail, The American Eskimo puppy is just $300usd with
complete medical care, a fluffy darling boy! He is 4.4 lbs at 6 weeks. His
parents are 20 lbs each, so he should be around 18-21 lbs grown. He is a
real sweetie, with Free puppy care items with purchase include puppy care
guide, play toy, dog biscuit, sample dog food and coupons. Checked by a
licensed vet for heart, knees, skin, correct bite, eyes, etc. Shipping is
$50 your destinations, and will be delivered direct to your door step and
payment accepted through western union money transfer.
Total cost $350 + shipping fee.

What's Included: UKC registration
Current vaccinations
Health certificate
Health guarantee
Travel crate
Veterinarian examination
See the attached puppy, to verify that they are pure breeds, and we are
located at #20, Pets village, ikeja, Lagos, Nigeria. 23401.

Thanks.
James Phillips

Dear Alison,

Attached is the picture of the said parent puppy.

Thanks.

Philips.
Puppy picture.bmp
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Nigeria? And shipping is only $50? That's quite a bargain! What manner of shipping do you use? Do you have pictures of the parents? Is the puppy in the picture you sent the animal I'd be recieving? Is the vet in-house or an independent contractor? Is there a way I could speak to him?

Alison

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Dear Alison,

Thanks for your mail and sorry for my belated response.The shipping cost is
just $50usd as i have stated and you can make inquiry about that from any
EMS speed post shipping company around you.

We shipp through EMS speed post and the American Eskimo puppy will be
deliverecto you within 48hours after the confirmation of your payment
status.

Currently we are having problem with our scanning machine as such we have
just attched a picture of the requested of the parent.

It has two layers. The undercoat is short and dense, and the outer coat
consists of long straight hair. It is thicker and longer around the chest
and neck. Any color other than white or biscuit cream is unacceptable.

The American Eskimo Dog is intelligent, inquisitive, and playful. It is
fun-loving and generally outgoing to everyone.

This breed is is very sociable with its family and good with children, other
dogs, and household pets.

Regular brushing is recommended to prevent matting. More attention will need
to be paid during shedding, which occurs twice a year.

Harsh training techniques are inappropriate for American Eskimo Dogs. It is
eager to please and learns quickly.

If you have any other question apart from the above detailed
descriptions,please do send it in as soon as posible.

Also i have also told you that payment is through western union money
transfer and you should make the payment with the below informations

Receivers Name:Oluwatosin Idowu Phillips

Address:Lagos-Nigeria

Text Question:Who?

Answer:Phillips

You should send to me the payment informations once you make the payment to
facilitate the immediate shippment of the Puppy.

Thanks and waiting to hear from you.
Phillips
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All that sounds fabulous, James. Is it possible for me to speak to your vet?

Alison
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Dear Alison,

Thanks for the quick response.If you wish to speak to the puppy that will be
difficult for now but i guess the attached picture i sent you previoussly is
ok.

Meanwhile let me have your tel number to reach you shortly

Thanks.

Phillips.
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Oh no, James. I don't wish to speak to the puppy, that would be ridiculous, I wish to speak to the vet. The veterinarian. The doctor who examined the animal. Is that possible?

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Dear Alison,

Thanks once again and sorry for the misunderstanding. Here is the Vet`s tel
number +2348028076595.

Call him and get back to me with your discussion with him.

Thanks,

Phillips
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I didn't bother calling.

I'm getting a busy signal at the number, James. It seems your vet is engaged, does he have an e-mail address I can contact him at? What is his name?
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Dear Alison,

Noted your mail well understood.If his number is having busy signal.please
contact him imediately via email ; [email protected] and get back to
me with update on your discussion.

Thanks,
Phillips
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Dear Alison,

I have informed the vet that you will be sending him mails shortly and he
should respond to you as soon as you send the mail.Have you contacted him or
not?Update me please.

Thanks,
Phillips
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Hello, I was sent by a Mr. James Phillips in regards to an Alaskan Eskimo puppy I'm interested in purchasing. He's told me that you are the doctor that examined the animal. Is this correct? And if so, I have some questions for you.

Looking forward to your reply,
Alison M.

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Hello Alison,
Thank you for contacting me regarding the Alaskan Eskimo Puppies.Already i have been contacted that you want to contact me shortly.
If you have any question or questions about the Alaskan Eskimo puppies please feel free to send it in.
Thanks,
Peter Greg.
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Hello Alison,

Why the late response, puppy dog your ordered for are ready and prepared to
be shipped out, we are waiting to here from you on the payment information
and will like to know what the vet discuss with you that makes you not
replying.

Hopeful to hear from you.

Thanks and God bless you.
James phillip
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For a little while I got bored with the whole exercise and stopped communicating with all my mugus. About a week later James (playing the vet) sent me this:

Hello Alison,

How are you, i heard that yu never respond to them again, i have been blamed of that, they thought i said something bad to you, that never make you reply, i really want to make it clear to you that no other zoo in Ngeria, than that, they are the best pet seller all over africa, Nigeria have no pet seller than them, they have been into this business for some years now.

No why i said all this, is like you have been contacted by another pet seller, please and please, dont pay any money to them, they are trying to scamm you, Mr jame phillips have one of them arrested for coping your e-mail from the company mail.

Please, do me a favour, collect the name and address of the seller, i will trace he/ she out, they are scammers, Nigeria scammer. O.k ()

Thanks and hope you beleive me.
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I have recieved another e-mail similar to yours, and as such, I was understandably cautious about responding to your company. However, I feel now that you may be legitimate, as you've taken the trouble to warn me about these scammers. I'm still interested in purchasing and I still have some questions about the dogs, if you'd care to answer them.

Best,
Alice I got confused as to my own name
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Hello Alison,

Thanks for your mail and God bless you, Please Alison, just do me a favour, e-mail James phillip, tell him all that happen, he though i said bad word to you, because he didn't see any of your response and he have already pack the puppy and the toys and others for shippment, i will be glad if you do that for me.

Feel free to ask me any question, concerning the pets and others, am the vet, i know all about them, O.k. Thanks once more.

Regard,
Peter Greg
The Vet.
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Dear Alison,

I am still waiting to hear from you regarding what we discussed
yesrterday.Let me know if you have made the payment so that i can cargo the
puppy to you as soon as possible.

Thanks and waiting to have your response.

Phillips.

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Mr. Phillips,
I've spoken to your vet and he's assured me that everything is on the up and up. I'm still interested in buying the puppy. Tell me how I should proceed.

Regards,
Alison
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Hello Alison,

Thanks for your mail, i think you have talk more with our vets and he have
assure you that the puppy is in good condition, and we thought you aint
interested anymore, we almost adopt the puppy, but maybe its suppose to me
yours that they are not adopted because of one or two reasons in their
payment.

i think we are through with the procedure, just left for you to make the
payment and receive your pets within 48hrs to your doorstep, below is the
payment information in which you will make the payment and get back to me
with the payment information and your full shipping address and telephone
number for better connection.

Receivers name: Oluwatosin Idowu Phillips
Receivers address: Lagos-Nigeria

Do forward back to us with all the neccessary information in which you used
in making the payment like the MTCN, sender first and last name, and the
text question and answer.

your pets will get to you within 48hrs to your doorstep.
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Mr. Phillips, the money has been transfered.

The amount was $400 American which I'm told amounts to 48140.78 Nigerian Nairas. I trust this is sufficient for the puppy and for shipping.

The reciever's name is Oluwatosin Idowu Phillips
The reciever's address is Lagos, Nigeria
The sender's name is A. M.

The security question is: Who do you love?
And the answer is: Lae.

My address is:
A. M.
14 E. Lincoln St. Apt. 6
Seattle, WA 98109

Please inform me when the animal has been shipped.

Thank you!
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Hello Alison,

Sorry for the late response to your mail, we have just seen the payment
detail, but you didn't send the MTCN number in which we will used in
tracking and confirming the payment.

Please, kindly forward back to us the MTCN number for confirmation, The pet
is now ready for shippment,your shipping address are now with the shipping
company and they are ready to ship out the pets as soon as we confirmed the
payment and we transfer theirs to them, the shippment will occur and your
pets will get to you within 48hrs to your door step.

Thanks and waiting for the control number,

Regard,
Phillip
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I'm sorry, this the first time I've sent money through Western Union. I was told all you need to do to retrieve the money is present appropriate ID verifying that you are Oluwatosin Idowu Phillips.
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Hello Brian (WTF?),

Thanks for your mail, We really need the MTCN to confirm your payment and
the money can't be withdrawn without the MTCN, only imagine the branch of
western union who told you that only receivers name is needed.

We can't make the payment for the shippment without collection, just provide
me the MTCN number as soon as possible, because we have already handover the
pets to the shipping company and they are ready to shipp you the pets.

Just get back to me with the MTCN number as soon as possible.

Thanks.
Phillips
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Who is Brian?
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Hello Alison,

Sorry for that, Mr Brian is our reguklar customer, only a mistake, he and
his family love pets and he just oredr for one now.
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Alright. I was starting to get a bit confused.

The agent who processed my payment to you said that all you would have to do to collect the funds was provide the answer to the test question and appropriate ID. I called again today to ask if this was the case for collection in Nigeria as well, and the manager I spoke to said it was. The people at your Western Union office seem a bit behind on the rules. In any case, I've enclosed the Western Union payment reciept. All the information you need to collect the money should be on it.

Best,
Alison

I attached a renamed .dll file. Every attachment mentioned from here on out is a renamed .dll file.
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Hello Alison,

The Attached western union receipt you sent can't open, just type them out,
and mostly needed, the TEN digit MTCN number.

Thanks
Phillip

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The reciever's name is Oluwatosin Idowu Phillips
The reciever's address is Lagos, Nigeria
The sender's name is A. M.

The security question is: Who do you love?
And the answer is: Lae.

My address is:
A. M.
14 E. Lincoln St. Apt. 6
Seattle, WA 98109

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hello

sorry i did not receive the money yet they said i'll need the mtcn
number to confirm the money.

check the receipt, there is 10 digit number on the receipt ok that's the
number i need, and i want you to prove it to me that you have already send
the money,

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All you need to do to collect is present the information I have given you, twice, with appropriate identification and you should be able to collect the money with absolutely no problem. For additional insurance, you can print out the payment slip, which I've attached (for the second time) and give it to the Western Union agent. Why have you not done this?

I don't understand why you're having so many problems. I was operating under the assumption that you were a professional, now it appears you are not. Perhaps I should have heeded the earlier warnings about your organization. Never in my life have I had so much trouble getting someone to accept my money. Is $400 not sufficient? Let me remind you that that was your initial offer, not mine. If at this point you've decided that amount isn't enough for the animal, that is entirely your problem. $400 is all I'm sending.

You seem to be playing with me, Mr. Phillips.

I do not appreciate it.

Collect your money and send me the puppy.
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hello

sorry i did not receive the money yet they said i'll need the mtcn
number to confirm the money.

check the receipt, there is 10 digit number on the receipt ok that's the
number i need, and i want you to prove it to me that you have already send
the money,
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He then asked me to try sending the fake payment slip to his yahoo e-mail address in hopes that it would open there.

As you requested. I trust we won't have any more problems, Mr. Phillips.
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Hello Alison,

Please, check it yourself, you send nothing. O.k only an empty blank, if you can provide me the MTCN, money can be withdrawn, we can withdraw money with identification only, as well as the MTCN, O.K

Thanks

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Excuse me? The image file displays fine on my computer whether I'm using Thunderbird, Microsoft Image Viewer, Firefox, or GiMP.

Mr. Phillips, I suggest you stop the games and collect your money. You have all the information necessary to do so, as well as a copy of the payment slip to print out and bring with you. What is the problem? My patience is wearing thin.

Here again is all the information you need to collect the money. Please do so immediately and send me my puppy.

The reciever's name is Oluwatosin Idowu Phillips
The reciever's address is Lagos, Nigeria

The sender's name is A. M.
The sender's address is:
A. M.
14 E. Lincoln St. Apt. 6
Seattle, WA 98109

The security question is: Who do you love?
The answer is: Lae.

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Hello Alison,

You didn't get me right, you said you are not given the MTCN number right? all i want you to do is just kindly call or go back there and tell them to provide you the MTCN number, O.k

Because, according to my computer and research, the attached file is blank.
Just provide me the MTCN and type the for me, just a 10 digit word, Thats all, Please.
The pets have been registered already.

Thanks
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Mr. Phillips,

I'm quite tired of your games.

Collect your money.

Send my animal.
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Hello Alison,

Actually, am not playing any game with you, Money in western union can be withdrawn, don't you understand and without MTCN number, we can confirm your payment. Try to get me right. Ok

MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER, O.k

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Just for shits and giggles I google his scamming name and come up with several ads hawking cellphones on a UK boating site.

Mr. Oluwatosin Idowu Phillips, I've googled your name. Please explain the meaning of this: http://www.boatsandoutboards.co.uk/view/F81901/

You sell phones as well? Are you in the UK or Nigeria? Do these animals even exist? What is going on? My money is in limbo at the Western Union office, you're playing games with me, and now I find that you have multiple ads up all over the net hawking phones!

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Hello Alison,

Yes, i wonder how that get the, i have as well investigate on that, but check this out, Their are many OLUWATOSIN IDOWU PHILLIP in Nigeria, O.k

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=oluwatosin+idowu+phillips&btnG=Google+Search

There were only two results with the full name, your name, OLUWATOSIN IDOWU PHILLIPS:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=%22oluwatosin+idowu+phillips%22&btnG=Search
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Please explain this, Mr. Phillips. Do these animals exist? What have you done with my money?
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Hello Alison,

Is like this is taking much time, lets talk on yahoo messanger now, am online now O.k
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Very well.
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Chat Transcript:
[20:18] getmypetszoo: hi
[20:18] getmypetszoo: how is your day?
[20:19] me: It's fine. This is A. M. . You are Mr. Phillips?
[20:19] getmypetszoo: yes
[20:19] getmypetszoo: i hard that you send me some money for the pet $ 400
[20:19] me: you heard? We've been discussing it for the past 3 days.
[20:20] getmypetszoo: sorry
[20:20] getmypetszoo: please can i have the MTCN
[20:21] getmypetszoo: control number to track the money on line
[20:21] me: please explain to me the meaning of these two ads: (Two cellphone ads I found from a google search of his name. )
[20:21] getmypetszoo: yes
[20:22] getmypetszoo: but am still investigating on that
[20:22] getmypetszoo: thats my cashier name
[20:22] getmypetszoo: wonder how is name get there
[20:22] me: that is your cashier's name?
[20:22] getmypetszoo: Oluwatosin
[20:22] me: then who are you?
[20:22] getmypetszoo: Phillip james
[20:22] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:23] getmypetszoo: he bear phillip as well
[20:23] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:23] me: is your name phillip or phillips?
[20:23] getmypetszoo: idowu is companys add name
[20:23] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:23] getmypetszoo: phillip
[20:23] me: who did you have me send my money to?
[20:24] getmypetszoo: you will send the money to my cashier
[20:24] getmypetszoo: am only the sales rep
[20:24] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:24] me: your initial e-mail, from this address: [email protected] gave me the name James Phillips
[20:24] me: you are telling me now that your name is Phillip James?
[20:24] getmypetszoo: yea
[20:25] getmypetszoo: are you a christian
[20:25] me: You then told me to send MY money to a Oluwatosin Idowu Phillips
[20:25] getmypetszoo: yes
[20:25] me: now you say that that is your cashier and that his name is in fact Oluwatisn Phillip? No 's'?
[20:25] getmypetszoo: are you a christian
[20:25] me: yes I am
[20:25] getmypetszoo: idowu
[20:25] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:26] getmypetszoo: if you are a christian
[20:26] getmypetszoo: you are to no that phillip and phillips mean the same
[20:26] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:26] me: They do not
[20:26] getmypetszoo: ooh
[20:26] me: That 's' makes a HELL of a lot of difference
[20:26] me: you gave me the name James Phillips
[20:26] getmypetszoo: tell me
[20:26] me: you told me to send MY money to Oluwatosin Idowu Phillips
[20:26] getmypetszoo: yes
[20:27] me: now you tell me that your name is Phillip James? Are you serious?
[20:27] getmypetszoo: My name is james phillip and my cashier name is oluwatosin idowu phillip
[20:27] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:27] me: no 's'!
[20:27] getmypetszoo: yes
[20:27] me: I've sent my money to the wrong fucking person
[20:28] getmypetszoo: how am i to be sure that you make the payment
[20:28] getmypetszoo: because i will need the mtcn
[20:28] me: excuse me/
[20:28] getmypetszoo: to track the money online
[20:29] me: Mr. Phillip, no 's', you gave me the name Oluwatosin Idowu Phillips, now you tell me that name is wrong. So my money is somewhere out in East Arse, Africa and still you pester me for cash
[20:29] me: you have a lot of balls, sir
[20:29] getmypetszoo: no problem with that
[20:29] getmypetszoo: just let me have the mtcn
[20:29] me: not very well for you there isn't
[20:30] me: for all I know you've already retrieved it
[20:30] getmypetszoo: we and the wu have a better relationship
[20:30] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:30] me: next you'll be asking me to send payment again, this time under the "correct" name
[20:30] getmypetszoo: Alison
[20:30] me: so just to recap, Mr. Phillip, NO
[20:30] getmypetszoo: money in western union can't be withdrawn without the MTCN
[20:30] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:31] getmypetszoo: i have no access to the money now
[20:31] me: 'S'. You've given me the wrong name. You're selling phones in the UK, you're having me send money to a lackey whom I've had no dealings with, and still you have the gall to ask me for money. Is this correct?
[20:31] getmypetszoo: am not in UK
[20:31] getmypetszoo: understand
[20:31] me: Then what is the meaning of those afs?
[20:32] getmypetszoo: What afs?
[20:32] getmypetszoo: ???
[20:32] me: THE ADS IN THE LINK WHICH I"VE SENT YOU
[20:32] me: would you like it again?
[20:32] getmypetszoo: hold on
[20:33] getmypetszoo: accordibg to the add, the address is HEAD OFFICE,#6,majekodunnmi str,off allen avenue,ikeja,lagos state.nigeria.
[20:33] getmypetszoo: and we are far from there
[20:33] me: oh don't even
[20:33] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:34] me: Sir, what are the odds that there are not one, but TWO, men with the exact name Oluwatosin Idowu Phillips hawking wares on the net?
[20:35] getmypetszoo: really confuse with that
[20:35] getmypetszoo: my cashier have a lot to explain to that
[20:35] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:35] me: and look! Tue Jan 3 18:28:20 2006
jame william [email protected]
ikeja lagos nigeria
WE SELL CHEAP PETS LIKE DOGS AND CATS, E-MAIL BE FOR ADOPTION
[20:35] me: do these imposters share your e-mail address as well?! You are located in Ikeja, Nigeria!
[20:36] me: who is Jame William?!
[20:36] getmypetszoo: i dont know
[20:36] getmypetszoo: wait let me check
[20:36] getmypetszoo: a minute
[20:36] me: That is YOUR e-mail address!
[20:37] getmypetszoo: yea
[20:37] getmypetszoo: thats our ads
[20:37] getmypetszoo: our company add
[20:37] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:37] getmypetszoo: you can now see we sell pet not phone
[20:37] me: Sir, you just told me that you are far from Ikeja, Lagos, Nigeria
[20:37] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:37] me: now it turns out that you are in fact, IN Ikeja, Lagos, Nigeria
[20:37] getmypetszoo: HEAD OFFICE,#6,majekodunnmi str,off allen avenue,ikeja,lagos state.nigeria.
[20:38] getmypetszoo: i mean majekodunnmi str,off allen avenue,
[20:38] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:38] getmypetszoo: ikeja is a big city here in Nigeria
[20:38] me: What is the address of your organization?
[20:38] getmypetszoo: have you been there before
[20:38] getmypetszoo: 20, Palm avenue
[20:39] me: one moment, sir
[20:40] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:40] getmypetszoo: a big street
[20:40] me: indeed. There is no Palm Avenue in Ikeja
[20:41] getmypetszoo: palm avenue
[20:41] getmypetszoo: a street
[20:41] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:41] me: perhaps you meant Mushin?
[20:41] getmypetszoo: link together
[20:41] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:41] me: how convenient
[20:41] getmypetszoo: but we at the ikeja side
[20:42] me: I am all but convinced that you are a fraud, Mr. Phillips
[20:43] getmypetszoo: were are you really from?
[20:43] me: Seattle Washington
[20:44] getmypetszoo: did you have a friend in Africa?
[20:44] me: I did
[20:44] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:44] getmypetszoo: tell him or her to come over to 20, palm avenue
[20:44] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:44] getmypetszoo: to confirm
[20:44] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:44] me: I'm not certain that's possible, as there is no 20 Palm Avenue in Ikeja
[20:44] me: Sir, what have you done with my money?
[20:45] getmypetszoo: just tell he or she
[20:45] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:45] me: Where is the animal now?
[20:45] me: Does it even exist?
[20:45] getmypetszoo: DHL
[20:45] me: It is at DHL?
[20:45] getmypetszoo: yea
[20:45] me: In a box?
[20:45] getmypetszoo: unregistered
[20:45] me: DHL where?
[20:45] getmypetszoo: airline
[20:46] getmypetszoo: let me have the MTCN
[20:46] me: what airline?
[20:46] getmypetszoo: so, that i will call them
[20:46] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:46] me: what airline?
[20:46] getmypetszoo: DHL courier airline
[20:46] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:46] me: what airport?
[20:46] getmypetszoo: why the question
[20:46] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:47] me: what airport?
[20:47] getmypetszoo: God, international airport
[20:47] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:47] getmypetszoo: any more question
[20:47] me: The name of the airport, sir
[20:47] getmypetszoo: Muritala in'tl
[20:48] getmypetszoo: more question?
[20:48] me: It is on the DHL courier airline, at Murtala Muhammed Airport?
[20:49] getmypetszoo: they will drive over
[20:49] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:49] getmypetszoo: if you don't send me the MTCN now
[20:49] me: excuse me?
[20:49] getmypetszoo: i will have to call them back for my pets
[20:49] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:49] me: are you threatening me, Mr. Phillips?
[20:49] getmypetszoo: really want to sell for a geniune buyers
[20:49] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:49] getmypetszoo: am not
[20:50] me: And I like to buy a puppy from a geniune merchant
[20:50] getmypetszoo: only seller for a real buyers
[20:50] me: but it doesn't appear you are one
[20:50] me: it appears you are a thief and a liar, and it appears you have taken my money with absolutely no intention of sending my animal
[20:50] getmypetszoo: Hey
[20:50] me: you've already collected the funds, and now you're playing games with me
[20:50] getmypetszoo: wait a minute
[20:50] getmypetszoo: since you said you had make any payment
[20:50] me: I will not be played with, Mr. Phillips
[20:51] me: send me my animal
[20:51] getmypetszoo: you can still have them
[20:51] getmypetszoo: am not with anybodys money
[20:51] me: you're lying
[20:51] getmypetszoo: they are still with the wu if really you did send any money
[20:52] me: you'd had sufficient means to collect the money for the past 3 days, you expect me to believe you've let it sit there for all this time?
[20:52] getmypetszoo: i wonder how one will make payment without having control number
[20:52] me: I've collected Western Union payments many times, Mr. Phillips, and I've never had to provide anything beyond my ID
[20:52] me: You are a liar and you are a thief and I want my dog.
[20:53] getmypetszoo: Alison, dont full me
[20:53] me: HA
[20:53] getmypetszoo: i have been into this business for some year now
[20:53] getmypetszoo: i can see you are only playing with me
[20:53] me: It certainly doesn't seem so, Mr. Phillips, or is it Phillip?
[20:53] getmypetszoo: common
[20:53] getmypetszoo: dont full me
[20:54] getmypetszoo: i know you make no payment to no wu
[20:54] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:54] me: You had me send the money to the "wrong" man, you're selling phones in the UK and you've done nothing but lie through out this entire chat
[20:54] getmypetszoo: lie
[20:54] me: There is no animal, is there Mr. Phillips?
[20:54] me: What have you done with my money?
[20:54] getmypetszoo: Alison, you lie a lot
[20:55] getmypetszoo: i send no fucking money to no fucking bank
[20:55] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:55] getmypetszoo: dont full me
[20:55] getmypetszoo: lol
[20:55] me: Bite you're tongue, sir. And no you're claiming that I never made a payment!
[20:55] me: Tell me, what kind of puppy was I purchasing?
[20:55] me: what breed?
[20:55] getmypetszoo: a fat Alison puppy dog
[20:55] getmypetszoo: ok
[20:56] getmypetszoo: bye
[20:56] me: wrong, Mr. Phillips
[20:56] me: leaving? quite.
[20:56] me: First thing tomorrow morning I shall go to the WU office, and retrieve my money.
[20:56] me: If it's not there, I shall inform Interpol, the FBI, the FTC, and the appropriate authorities within your country
[20:56] me: I WILL have redress
[20:57] me: You are a liar, you are a thief, and you are a *DELETED*, cocking sucking son of a whore.
[20:59] me: Night, darling
Session Close (getmypetszoo): Sat Jan 21 20:59:54 2006

Back to e-mails:

)from me) So I guess there won't be any puppies then?
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If you make payment, you will get your puppy.
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I did make a payment. I'd like my puppy.
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How am i going to be sure you make any payment?
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By perhaps collecting it like I've been near begging you to for the past 3 days?

Do you accept PayPal?
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Hello, We do not accept paypal, only western union. O.k and note, i may send for the puppy back to the zoo, if you didn't make the payment.
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You do not accept paypal? Will you accept an escrow service? I'm not entirely sure I trust you, but I would like puppy. I'll be retrieving my money from Western Union Monday evening. Either collect it before then, or come up with an alternate means of payment.
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Hello Alison,

I will prefer escrow, but escrow doesn't operate here in Nigeria, you can go and make the changes on Monday and get back to me with the MTCN number, if you really need the pet

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There is no escrow service that operates within Nigeria?
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Yes, if there is, i will love to do business with that, instead of WU.
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Moneybookers.com offers an escrow service to Nigeria.
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Sorry, i dont know about that, ok, we only accept payment through western union,and will like you to me honest with it.
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Read about it: https://www.moneybookers.com/app/help.pl?s=escrow
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Please hope you understand, we only accept western union and hope you bear with us.
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I can send a Western Union payment to the Moneybookers.com Escrow service, when I recieve the puppy, they'll then forward the payment to you. If you like, it can be in the form of a Western Union wire transfer.
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Please, lets do straight business, just send me the payment detail, if you are with if and stop delaying the shippment. you no you are ordering for a puppy, not a goods.
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What is the problem with Moneybookers? He'll actually have to provide a product? Your payment will still be in the form of a Western Union wire transfer. All they do is provide an intermidiary so if for any reason I don't recieve the animal, I'll have some recourse. You said you preferred an escrow service, but weren't aware of any that did business within Nigeria. I've found one that does. You'll get paid, I'll get the puppy. What's the problem?
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Moneybook isn't known in business transaction in nigeria and am not really sure that moneybook operate in nigeria as well.
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They do, in fact, operate in Nigeria. And they're certainly no more untrustworthy than a simple Wire Transfer. All this does is afford us another layer of protection. I encourage you to look over the site, Mr. Phillips: https://www.moneybookers.com/app/help.pl?s=escrow
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I dont have much time to check the site, i have lot of customer online now, and i want all to be fine,really busy, please, if you really need the pets, i see know reason why you shouldn't accept western union.
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Again, Mr. Phillips, Moneybookers.com is a trustworthy escrow site that operates within Nigeria. If you prefer payment to be made via Western Union money transfer they can accomodate you in that regard.

It is as simple as

1. My sending a wire transfer to them,
2. Your sending me the puppy,
3. My recieving the animal
4. Moneybookers releasing the funds to you.

If the puppy is ready to be shipped as you say, this requires no effort on your part. All you have to do is accept the payment.
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Sorry, i have to abide by rules of the company, O.k, if you can make the payment to the given name,am sorry, we have to end this transaction, O.k
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Very well, if there is indeed a puppy (which there isn't) , then there is $400 waiting for you at your local Western Union agent. You have until Monday evening to confirm receipt.

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Hello Alison,

I ain't going to withdrawn your money, i have no access to withdraw your money and i wont withdraw your money, if only you provide me the MTCN number and i will provide you the puppy, that all.
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The MTCN is on the payment slip. I've sent it to you three times. I've provided you with everything you need to collect. I will no longer jump through hoops for you. You twat. At this point, had the bait gone on a little longer, I would have started abusing him terribly.
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Twat, ok, i think i dont deserve all this, as i said the other time, the attached file is blank, if you can write out the MTCN for me and i track it online, you will get the puppy first thing on Wednesday morning.
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I certainly do believe you deserve this. The extent of your unprofessionalism is mindblowing! Is a wonder your puppies aren't rolling around in a wanton squalor of human hair and feces. Although I suspect they may be.

The attached file is NOT blank. It is a scan of the payment slip a recieved when I made the transfer to you. I've opened it no less then 15 times during the course of our conversation. All the necessary information is there. Stop screwing around.
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If you said you make the payment, why not sending me the MTCN?
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It is on the payment slip.
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Kindly copy all that is the payment receipt, including the MTCN.
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I've done that four times already. I will do it no more. I've sent you all the information and a copy of the payment slip. You need nothing else.
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What about the MTCN
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It is on the payment slip
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Thought am lying about the payment slip? ok, if you dont want to send them to me, please dont mail me again, please. is like you dont need the pets,just want to play game
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How dare you. If this transaction is at all delayed, it is because of you. You have everything you need to retrieve your money yet you do not. It is you who is playing games and it is you who is causing problems. You are a *DELETED*.
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Hello, dont bother to mail again, i have track it, money found, you make no payment,please dont bother mailing me, i track your name to mine and see what it write .......W0131 We do not have an order with the provided information. Please verify your information and click Check Status.

Woo. Busted.

Very Happy

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So I can kiss my new nobhound Jazzy goodbye?

My nobhound was cheaper than your eskimo dog. Smile

BTW What's wenaewa beef?

Quote:

Dear Ernest,

Thanks for your response, we have your full shipping address and and
telephone numbr with us and have been send to the shipping company, your
pets will be registered for delivery as soon as you make the payment.

Jazzy mostly love eating Beef Curtain and alpo Alpo Grrravy, but he can be
given Bellend Cheddar and Jism but hate wenaewa beef.

The Ribbed Nodderdog, will be available my Three days, your friend have to
wait till then, they are just one week and they are too young to be sold
out, but i will like to talk to your friend on the issue, Ok

PAYMENT DETAIL
Receivers Name: Oluwatosin Idowu Phillips
Receivers address: Lagos-Nigeria.

The total cost is $250usd

Do get back to us with the payment detail as soon as possible for instant
delivery.

Thanks
Regard,
James

I think getmypets has now been put down. Shouldn't have asked them for that baby whale.

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:26 am

What's a beef curtain?!

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Don't ask!!!

Getmypets may be back on yahoo. They just will not send out any photos, certificates or anything but they are good for a laugh.

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:49 pm

awaiting the price of a breeding pair of ants.

and a West African Bush Kangaroo

419Eater is my life Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Posts: 277

Ive asked for a heffalump and a glass hammer bird!

*** BANNED *** Joined: 23 Nov 2005 Posts: 154

Womb-weasel.

Don't think one of those is going to turn up either.

Or the order for a Minge Rat.

Typical.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:17 am

Quote:

Date: Tue, 31 Jan 2006 16:15:58 -0800 (PST)
From: "Weeza Freelove" <[email protected]>
Subject: Pets
To: [email protected]

Hi!!

I saw something about your pet store.. Do you sell
snakes? I would be interested in a Levi Trouser Snake
if you have one available.

Weeza

I wonder when I'll get my Levi Trouser Snake Laughing

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THEY'RE BACK

Quote:

Dear Hilds,

Thanks for the quick response.We have Red Clitlicker dog available and the price is $350usd and shipping cost is $50usd making a grand total of $400usd

Meanwhile,payment is through western union money transfer.You should make the payment with the below informations;

Name;Oluwatosin idowu phillips
Address;-Lagos-Nigeria

Do get back to us with your full shipping informations and tel number to reach you when neccessary inaddition with the payment informations.

Thanks

[email protected]

They supply any animal you want. No pictures "we are having trouble with our attachments" and no vets' certificates "the slit on our scanner is broken".

$300-$400 per animal plus $50 transit fees. To anywhere in the world. $50 discount for two animals sent together eg a Dribbling Cobra and a Manky Monkey cost me $800.

Bargain.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:45 am

Hahahaha! Clitlicker dog.. LOL!!!! LOL!!!!!!!

They haven't emailed me back about my Levi Trouser Snake... Sad

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Getmyp3ts is so good to bait.....

Deird3 Barlow off Coronation Str3et wants a Minge Terrier

Quote:

Hello Sir

How much are your pedigree dogs? I am looking for a Minge Terrier Dog.

The Minge Terrier Dog must be up to the Kennel Club standard.

The breed standard is as follows:

Pointy ears, a lengthy nose, bushy tail, twenty toes,
Yellow eyes, floppy tongue, sturdy hind, brownish dung,
Big white teeth, long sharp claws, big strong legs and savage jaws,
Obeys commands, comes to a shout, protects the house if you are out,
Wags its tail, will not hide, scares the postman, shits outside,
Two big nostrils, four large feet, for its tea eats Kennomeat.

The breed standard is 25 points, a point for each standard noted above. Please let
me know how many your points your Minge Terriers have and how much, in
English coins of the realm (sterling) They amount to.

Deirdre

Getmyp3ts duly reply

Quote:

Dear Deirdre,

We acknowledged your interest in the purchase of the Minge Terrier dog.The dog is available for sale and its up to the breed standard you have listed.

The price is 700usd and shipping cost is 50usd and making the total of $750usd.

Shippment is through ups standard and shippment takes 48hours upon the receipt of your payment.

Meanwhile payment is through western union money transfer.

You should forward to us your full shipping address for the shippment of the Minge terrier Dog.

Thanks,

$700????? They're taking the rip.

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