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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:46 am |
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They sure have a point. I'll be closing 419eater.com forever in about 5 minutes guys |
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:51 am |
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Bye!
Maybe I can get some work done now! |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:03 am |
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mrsbean wrote: |
But maybe 4A is for all the particularly crap journalists, something like the 4F classification back in the days of the draft? |
Mrs. Bean, you owe me a keyboard! I thought exactly that when I read the first post, but wasn't expecting anyone else to say it... especially when I happened to have a mouthful of lager! |
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porvporv
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Nov 2005
Posts: 46
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:05 am |
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metimbers! You are at least helping with the "eyes"!
(Where's that Nurse when you need her?!)
Now I am a liberal PC surrender monkey, that's why I am here.
Or rather, not.
But I forgot to put those [sarcasm] tags up there.
Anyway, I'll refrain a bit from posting in this thread since it seems to have gone south a bit, and dragging in communists / PC liberals etc. just reminds me a bit of Godwin's Law.
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Bebe Gottbak
Master Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2005
Posts: 181
Location: Mount Urban General University
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:14 am |
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We're going to be shut down? Dang, that means I'll have to pay full attention in class now. |
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I GUESS YOU WHERE RIGHT ABOUT THOSE GALLS OF MUROONS IN THE WESTERN UNION ARE REALLY UP TO SOME THING ELSE
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:15 am |
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Dr Venture
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Aug 2005
Posts: 193
Location: Venture Technologies Compound
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:18 am |
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Wait, before you lock it, NN:
The following was derived using a simple "I am interested please tell me more" modality.
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Hello sir.
I am glad that you are interested in the "Project 4-1-9" Program.
Unfortunately, this is a closed united-nations-only organization and
you cannot become an 'official' member.
This does not mean, however, that you cant help us out on our missions.
Our current missions are the following:
To disassemble the anti-humane organization 419eater.com
To zero in on alleged '419 scammers' and communicate with them on a
personal basis(Don't we do this already?.
To attempt to make arrangements to locate possible jobs or
opportunities with the '419 scammers'
To assist the '419 scammers' with dealing with oppressive bosses
To zero in and persecute oppressive bosses or multi-cell bosses
To connect possible links from 419 bosses to possible terrorist rganization*
(*Classified UN mission)
We are looking for outside helpers that fit into any of the following:
-Can help with tracking alleged 419 scammers, AKA baiting without the torture(I suppose this means I'll have to leave my hot pokers out of any e-mails)
-Can help with tracking linked cells of 419 scammers
-Has connections with government, or businessholders, in West Africa. (Do scammers count?)
-Is online very often and can be called for miscalleneous missions at any time
Requirements:
-Must have internet connection
-Must have a general understanding of the current situation
please respond if you fit into any of the categories and would like
mor information |
I'm going to see how long I can keep him talking with one line. |
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Bebe Gottbak
Master Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2005
Posts: 181
Location: Mount Urban General University
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:29 am |
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Requirements:
-Must have internet connection |
Thank you, Captain Obvious. |
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I GUESS YOU WHERE RIGHT ABOUT THOSE GALLS OF MUROONS IN THE WESTERN UNION ARE REALLY UP TO SOME THING ELSE
- Emma
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:35 am |
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Dr Venture wrote: |
Wait, before you lock it, NN: |
Slowly. Ever so slowly you will come to accept my moderator powers. Soon. Very soon. I shall be your new overlord, and all of you will kiss my leather jackboots for the promise of a spanking. Bow... Bow to the Nurse and accept your reward, you naughty, naughty boys and girls...
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
(really not selling myself here for Mod powers am I?)
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:47 am |
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you could become KD's right hand man, be the female leader in charge of EVERYTHING! |
_________________ Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. - Anything said in Latin sounds profound
The following statement is true
The above statement is false |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:02 am |
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Sounds like a moron to me. I wouldn't feed that troll. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:08 am |
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@Sheboppe - ummm it far too late for that. We are on page 4 of this thread. Troll is not fed. We have merely been amusing ourselves at the stupidity of it all.
@cravin - KD and I have discussed this already. One 1 person wears the leather arseless chaps in this relationship, and it's not him. Who said Nurses had to be female?
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joeydownunder
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Jun 2005
Posts: 26
Location: downunder
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:48 am |
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Just received this....
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Congradulations, you are the 4th hate mail, if you can call it that,
that i have recieved, compared to the 12 people i have successfully
defected to my cause. |
This fool is on a mission |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:55 am |
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Baitriot
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 27
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:02 am |
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Actually, he may really believe he has 12 converts. I know I contacted him earlier today, saying how much I agreed with him. Just thought I'd try and get a little extra bait in the mix |
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Keytool
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Aug 2005
Posts: 128
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:13 am |
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If you're baiting him, you should say so, to prevent nasty rumors that you're actually in league with this clown.
I'm baiting him =) |
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ABOUTH THIS DEEL ENEYMOR? -Arinze Larry
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:18 am |
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Dr Venture
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Aug 2005
Posts: 193
Location: Venture Technologies Compound
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:25 am |
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Nurse Nasty wrote: |
Slowly. Ever so slowly you will come to accept my moderator powers. |
There's no slowly about it. I totally accept them. Maybe Shiver doesn't, but I do. And if he and the other mods don't, then I think there's a beerhall we can arrange a meeting at. I'll bring my best brown shirt.
haHAA! Historical allusion! [/Phill Ken Sebben]
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I will bring the heat down on you so hard you wont even know what hit you. Just relax and wait for the authorities to get to you. --Jackson Momoh, after learning I blew his money transfer on ale and whores
I HOPE PEOPLE WILL NOT HEAR OUR VOICE WHEN THE TOTAL AMOUNT WILL BE TRANSFERED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT BECAUSE YOUR ATTITUDE TOWARDS ME SOUNDS STRAINGE OF WHICH I DONT LIKE(Huh?).-- Samuel Onyema |
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Keytool
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Aug 2005
Posts: 128
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Posted:
Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:27 am |
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I wonder if this guy will make for a good bait... maybe you can get a trophy from him. Serve as a warning to anyone who oposes the might of 419eater, eh? |
_________________ WHAT HAPEND I HAVEN HERE FROM YOU ALL THIS DAYS ARE YOU NOT INTRESTED
ABOUTH THIS DEEL ENEYMOR? -Arinze Larry
I know no body is above mistake , for instance the mail i send to you yesterday the word specific i spelled it wroungly after sending to you -Matt Awudu
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:50 am |
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Pfffttt - Shiver... I say the power of the people will make it happen. It starts with you Dr.Venture, and soon more will jump on the 'Nurse For Mod' bangwagon. Eventually he'll crumble. See the logic in my appointment, and balance will once again be restored to the universe. The campaign should start soon...
NURSE FOR MOD!
Put it in your sig Venture...
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Toussaint Tatsugi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jun 2005
Posts: 814
Location: AS SEEN ON TV!!
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:52 am |
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Little asswipe... acknowledges the 4th hatemail but leaves me out in the cold after I was first???
Classless little dingle tugger! |
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frankireland
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2003
Posts: 1171
Location: Dublin
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:26 am |
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compared to the 12 people i have successfully
defected to my cause. |
Yes I am one of those 12 I regret to say. |
_________________ the doctor said that i think so much that was why i was badly attack by sickness
HOW CAN YOU EAT YOUR CAKE AND HAVE IT?
what i suggest we do is since you want to go into importation of drugs are you sure it is a good business venture to invests the funds in ?
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Haywood D'Jableauxmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 577
Location: U.S. Left Coast
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:28 am |
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-removed- for space
tried to help with the eye rolling but had a few technical problems. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Posted:
Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:31 am |
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LOL Haywood |
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Charlie Fake
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2003
Posts: 773
Location: Scotland
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Posted:
Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:44 pm |
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To attempt to make arrangements to locate possible jobs or opportunities with the '419 scammers' |
Assuming this lunatic is not a troll and really believes this, then he is truly beyond mere self-delusion.
Trying to help an experienced 419 scammer out of a life of scamming and into legitimate employment would be like finding an angry, rabid rat in your basement and trying to gently tame it into leaving your premises.
This problem cannot be solved by the softly-softly approach. Show compassion to a scammer and he'll just exploit it. |
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