Mugu travels 1100 - 1300 miles on safari

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 71

Maybe at the end of the bait, you *should* give him a k7 number and when he does call just say 'It's me again!'

Bait him over and over again till he's like Hamm's skullboy!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Sep 2005 Posts: 46

Is this guy dumb or wat. u should have sent him to a remote town/village

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 71

Let the safari begin!

Sorry Hamm, reusing your image!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:23 pm

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so pls i am banging you in the name of god

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 71

I think brain/finger co-ordination is a little off in their greed!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:57 pm

Just read your story.
I'm sorry there are no Emoticons to display the admiration for the size of that safari!
Please accept this humble picture as token!

I now have a worthy level to achieve!

P.S. Sell the rights to the story to Hollywood! You'd earn a fortune!

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

No, they already made a movie about this. It was called Lawrence of Arabia.

M-m-max

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

@ Ug the Barbarian, cheers mate Laughing

Just replied to the Reverend after ignoring him since yesterday, hope Mr Egbuna has gone for the money already Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

He just replied to me with some crap about he went to the bank in Abuja, but they had a virus blah blah and want me to send it Western Union instead Evil or Very Mad

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 71

Hey this is charity, he doesn't get to dictate the mode of payment. Slap him and tell him this is the only mode of payment. Take it or leave it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Yeah I know that mate, I replied to him earlier:

Read The Safari Bait Here

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Another reply from the Reverend, he really is a fucktard and is getting on my nerves now, same old thing, send it by WU and the god and the devil blah blah blah Rolling Eyes

. I replied telling him it's his last chance to collect it or the donation is gone for good Evil or Very Mad

He does want to chat on YIM though, and if I feel he is not going to collect it, I will burn him Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:47 am

Just went through the bait at your page.

Hilarious SP Thumbs up

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Sep 2005 Posts: 46

His spelling has got worse. i think u should slap him again. wat an ass

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ Yes, it's a lot worse Laughing

, and the caps are back on in his reply below, but he's not angry. I have to say that he really does conceal his anger and frustration well:

Quote:

GOOD DAY SIR,
HOW IS YOUR DAY OVER THEERE? HOPE ALL IS WELL.
PLS IF YOU KNOW THAT U CANNOT SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER PLS FORGET IT AND WE WILL KNOW THAT WE DID NOT GET ANY HELP FROM YOU.

REMAIN BLESSED
REV JOHN WEST.

Awwwwww, I am no help at all am I Laughing

, it is now time to send him a Western Union payment for the $2000, the only problem is that I will be sending it through the "real" again like I did with the first $1000 I sent him, and I will tell him I have sent him the MTCN through this form on their (his) website:

http://www.littlesaintsorphanages.org/lsoform.html#western

I can't see how he can possibly say the peron I sent it too has run off with the money again, it is his website after all, so he should be receiving it Twisted Evil

My reply:

Quote:

Howdy doody rev, how you hanging man?

Look rev, tell you what I will do man, just to make you happy, as you are having bad problems with the MoneyGram transfer, I will send you the $2000 by Western Union.

I am going to the Western Union payment office right now to pay it, it will be sent to you in about 20 minutes from now, let me know as soon as you have received it.

Reg.

As soon as he replies asking for the MTCN to collect it, I will tell him where I sent it to and that it has already been collected by his website and is he trying to scam me Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Well that was quick, he has replied already:

Quote:

DEAR SIR,

THANKS FOR YOUR GOOD MAIL. WE WILL BE GRATEFULL IF YOU SEND IT THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.

YOU CAN USE THIS INFORMATION TO SEND THE MONEY,
RECIEVERS NAME-------TONY U. EUGUNA.
TEXT QUESTION----------WHAT FOR,
ANSWER--------FOR LITTLE SAINTS.

SA YOU DO THIS PLS FORWARD US ALL THE INFORMATIONS SO THA IT WILL BE EASY TO CASH. THE GOOD LORD WILL REPLENISH YOUR POCKET IN JUSUS NAME.

REMAIN BLESSED

REV JOHN WEST

I will leave him sitting in the the internet cafe waiting for my reply for a while, then break his heart again Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:09 pm

Scam Patroller wrote:

RECIEVERS NAME-------TONY U. EUGUNA.

Is that a new Safari man I see before me?
Razz

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ Yeah I saw that mistake, probably did it in his excitment when he heard I was sending it WU Laughing

, I haven't pointed out his mistake as it may come in handy later, I just mailed him:

Quote:

Hey rev, I have sent the $2000 to you, I sent the payment details including the mtcn, and the question and answer to you through your website, I thought it would be a lot safer that way, I used the form on this page of your website to send the details to you:

http://www.littlesaintsorphanages.org/lsoform.html#western

So the payment details should be with you by now, log onto your website, get the payment details and then get back to me once you have collected the $2000, it has been a pleasure to give you this money, I hope you spend it wisely.

Reg.

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:45 pm

Good work it took me a good hour or so to read all that on your site... Even had to take a lunch break because my eyes were getting sore... Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I have not heard anything from my lad since I sent the $2000 to him through the "real" charity website Crying or Very sad

, so I thought I would ask what's going on just to annoy him:

Quote:

Hey rev, I see that you have collected the money I sent to you through your website.

I find it very strange that you have not contacted me since I sent the $2000 to you the other day, you better not be scamming me you fucker, why haven't you been in touch with me since you got the $2000, please explain?

Reg.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Got a reply from him, cheeky bastard he is:

Quote:

Subject: WE DID NOT RECIEVE ANY MONEY.

DEAR, IF YOU HAVE NOTHING DOING WITH YOUR TIME WHY NOT GO THE MARKET AND SELL SOMETHING SO THAT YOU MAKE MONEY FOR YOUR SELF. (wtf, mouthy twat Evil or Very Mad

)

I TAUGHT YOU ARE A RESPONSIBLE MAN,BUT AFTER GOING THROUGH YOUR MAIL I NOTICED SOME STUPID CHARACTER IN YOU. (so now I am the stupid one, was I the one who travelled nearly 3000 miles, how stupid was that Laughing

)

PLS I DID NOT RECIEVE ANY MONEY FRM YOU.THE ONLY DONATION THAT WE RECIEVED LAST MONTH WAS FRM MR COLLINCE MIKE FRM AMERICA.

HE REALLY HELP US AND WE ALL APPRECIATE IT.

YOU CLAIMED THAT YOU SENT US MONEY AND YOU DID NOT GIVE US THE SENDERS NAME AND THE TEXT QUESTION.

PLS IF YOU STILL WANT TO HELP US YOU CAN STILL GIVE US YOUR DONATION PLS,DONT SEND IT TO OUR WEBSITE.SEND IT DIRECT TO JOHN WEST .

REMAIN BLESSED

REV JOHN WEST

I can't understand why he didn't get it, it's his website I sent it through Twisted Evil

I replied:

Quote:

Rev, what the fuck are you talking about, I sent you all of the payment details by using the form on your website, so how can you NOT have got the money, because I checked and it has been collected already, so explain how you have not got it, payment details were sent to YOU through YOUR website, so YOU must have collected the money.

And what is the other crap you are spouting about me selling things at the market to make money? I will have you know that I make thousands of dollars playing poker and I have 2 businesses, so cut the crap asshole.

Then you said you noticed some stupid character in me after going through my email, what stupid character?

In your email you said "YOU CLAIMED THAT YOU SENT US MONEY AND YOU DID NOT GIVE US THE SENDERS NAME AND THE TEXT QUESTION".

You are the stupid one Rev, you have a form on your website for people to send donation payment information to you like the senders name, and question and answer, and that's where I sent you the information, yet you say you didn't get it, but it's been collected, so who is the stupid character then, it's YOU, you dopy fucking arsewipe, why have a webform to send information too if you say you don't receive it, explain that to me?

Stop all your fucking bullshit right now you retarded little twat, get back to me right now and explain yourself, and what have you done with the money you scamming bastard.

Reg.

I wonder if he will reply, hmmmmmm

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:47 pm

Thanks for stringing this mugu up and posting this bait. I laughed so hard that it hurt and at the same time learned so much from the Supreme Master Baiter. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Just had 2 mails from the Rev, one he sent 3 times Rolling Eyes

and the other once, his spelling has really gone to pot now Laughing

:

Quote:

DEAR,
how are you and hope you are fine today, so why do you keep on lieing that you send money to man of god and you did not send any thing to this orphanage home so pls if you send anything through moneygram and you track it ang they told you the money has been collected is better you report to there manager,

so what i want to tell is that we dont collect any money from you simple.mr man stop saying that you send money and that they have collect it, if you want to help this orphanage pls and pls help mind you you are not doing it for me you are only doing itfor god sake and if you dont want to help pls and pls stop saying tha stupid talk and mind you we are not playing hear and if you wish to send us money you send it to ud throgh wester union money and pls go to your moneygram and collect your money back so i will belooking forwadr to your replay today.

REV JOHN WEST.

And this one:

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DEAR SIR,

WE DONT COLLECT ANYTHING FROM YOU SO MIND YOU IF YOU WANT TO SEND US ANYTHING YOU CAN SEND IT THROUGH WESTER UNION OR YOU STOP LIEING ANGAIST A MAN OF GOD OR ELSE GOD SHALL FIGHT YOU AND I BELIVE YOU WILL NOT LIKE GOD TO FIGHT YOU SO MAY GOD FOR GIVE YOU FOR YOU DONT KNOW WHT YOU ARE DOING SO I WILL LIKE TO TELL YOU AS SOON AS YOU GO TO YOUR MONEYGRAM AND COLECT YOUR MONEY BACK YOU CAN DONATE FOR ME THROUGH WESTER UNION, HAER ARE THE INFORMANTION YOU WILL SEND TO US,

SO MAY GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU SEND US THIS MONEY IN JESUS NAME. AMEN

WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER USERS ONLY:
TITLE Mr Mrs

FIRST NAME

SURNAME (LAST NAME)

CONTACT ADDRESS

EMAIL ADDRESS

TELEPHONE

MOBILE PHONE

COUNTRY

CITY

PASSWORD

TEST QUESTION

ANSWER

SENT BY

DATE SENT

AMOUNT (he copied all of that word for word off the real website Evil or Very Mad

)

REV JOHN WEST.

I replied:

Quote:

Listen up Rev, what is all this fucking crap where you keep saying I am lieing?

I already told you that I withdrew the money from MoneyGram, it wasn't sent by MoneyGram, it was already sent by WESTERN UNION.

Check my email I sent to you on October 15th, it says this in my email from that date:

Quote:

Howdy doody rev, how you hanging man?

Look rev, tell you what I will do man, just to make you happy, as you are having bad problems with the MoneyGram transfer, I will send you the $2000 by Western Union.

I am going to the Western Union payment office right now to pay it, it will be sent to you in about 20 minutes from now, let me know as soon as you have received it.

Reg.

As you can see, it was sent to you by WESTERN UNION on October 15th and I sent those payment details to you through the form on your website on that date, that was the same form on your website where you have copied this wording from below:

WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER USERS ONLY:
TITLE Mr Mrs

FIRST NAME

SURNAME (LAST NAME)

CONTACT ADDRESS

EMAIL ADDRESS

TELEPHONE

MOBILE PHONE

COUNTRY

CITY

PASSWORD

TEST QUESTION

ANSWER

SENT BY

DATE SENT

AMOUNT

I filled all of those above details on your website form and submitted the filled in form to you, you must have received it at your website as the money has already been picked up, you own the website, therefore, you must have been the one who collected the $2000, so stop fucking lieing to me and saying you have not got it, because I checked the MTCN on the Western Union website and it has already been collected by YOU, you better start telling the truth before god punishes your sorry ass.

Reg.

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:26 pm

Too bad you didn't have an MTCN that you could give him that showed the money was collected...

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ Funny you should mention that, I am looking for one at the monent Wink

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