WU guy 2: Trip #16 (Safari #4, Arrest #2) Nippels the idiot

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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:43 pm

Update:

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Dr. Chukwudi Nwosu to me

i was very busy with my petient in the hospital since that why i could not go to my computer, so tell dem to gring it to the adderss i give to you for now,get back to me in time please, before my secretart recover for sickness
thanks
dr chukwudi

Lunk head...several like this

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CC to Chukwudi

I told you the closest town with an office is Sapele or something
close to that spelling.
They do not do local delivery.
Please confirm that you can get it. They said it is not far from Warri.
-Cluster

Finally...the power of a well placed slap as well as the "Customer Service" of FUPE responding with locations...

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To: "Dr. Chukwudi Nwosu"
Date: Aug 26, 2005 5:52 PM
Subject: Forget it

Forget it. I will have the money sent back home to me.

The baby is probably not going to get treatment by you anyway. I will
speak to Doctors Without Borders or something.

I don't know how you can live with yourself. You are a disgusting lazy man.

We'll see...

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From: Dr. Chukwudi Nwosu
To: -CC
Date: Aug 27, 2005 9:07 AM
Subject: sorry for the delay

sorry for the delay, my secretart will go there next weak to pik up the goods
thanks
chukwudi

On the road again... Very Happy

Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:51 pm

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Chukwudi Nwosu

How much wudi could a wudichuk chuck if a wudichuk could chuk wudi.

Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:53 pm

Great work McFlibbish!

In honour of your work wearing ruts in the road with your lads, I'll get my lad to sing "On the Road Again". Very Happy

Z

Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:00 am

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my secretart will go there next weak

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:54 pm

I'm having a nervous breakdown

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CC to Chukwudi

Fine. Write me after he gets back.

I honestly don't know what to make of this whole thing. I'm having to
take nerve tonic just to relax. You're a doctor. Tell me, what
prescription is good for relaxing?
This whole process is making me scared and nervous all the time. I
haven't slept for days it seems.

My old body is not what it used to. If I wasn't retired, I wouldn't
know what to do.

Blessings to you and your secretary,
-Cluster

Does this count for a prescription?

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From: Dr. Chukwudi Nwosu
Date: Aug 29, 2005 6:15 AM
Subject: HERE IS THE DRUGS YOU HAVE TO TAKE

Good day clamtity,

My secretary have travell down to Sapele to pict up the package, and i have told mrs Grace this morning that you have sent some Goods and some money inside the package,If my secretary return i will get back to you.As per your body you have to take some drugs to rest for now.

Here is the drugs

(1)B mstan tablet. one tablet for 3times daily

(2) supradyn campuls one campus for 3times daily,

After taking the drugs Please get back to me, it the drugs didn't work well you can go for check up

Thanks

Dr chukwudi

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:25 pm

And you took the drugs as prescribed and they nearly killed you and now your in hospital in the ICU Smile

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:41 pm

Cluster: "And where do I get these drugs Doc?"

Chukwudi: "Visit this site, http:/***.com, you can get Vi4gr4, plus many other prescription drags direct to your door."

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

Write him a crazy email telling him his secretary is an incompetent fool for not being able to pick up the money you have sent several times now, and tell him to pound some sense into his secretary or else fire the man. When he replies to you, blame your suggestions about the secretary on the drugs he told you to take! Laughing

M-m-max

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:49 pm

Dr chukwudi wrote:

If my secretary return i will get back to you.

Damn! Can't even trust his own secretart to bring back the loot!

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:18 pm

Trip #15, Safari #4, Arrest #2 Laughing

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From: Dr. Chukwudi Nwosu
To: -CC
Date: Aug 30, 2005 3:03 PM
Subject: DISAPOINTED IN YOU

cluster why are you doing this to me ,
the first time you made me to spend a night in police cell and now you made my secreatary to spend a night too.A police man came to my office this morning telling me that my secretary was arested yesterday because of the way he was working round the street of sapele.so i have to trave to sapele with my athorney to get my secaretary out.i am disapointed in you geting me in to trouble.I told you to send the money through western union money transfer you refuse, or DHL SERVICE or UPS EXPRESS SERVICE or FED EX SERVICE. please tell the lady you dont wan to help her, instead of sending me fake site which is not exiting in my state.please if you dont want to help just tell the lady that you dont want to help her.

So guy 1 goes on mini-safari. Gets arrested. Guy 2 and 3 go on mini-safari to get guy 1 out of jail. Guy 1 wonders where money is, laments jail time and travelling all over the place. And yet still looks like he'll go back... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:15 pm

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...because of the way he was working round the street of sapele

So his "secretart" works the streets huh? Sounds a bit dodgy if you ask me...

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:24 pm

This is soooooo goooood!

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:40 am

Even if you don't beat your previous record you have two arrests.....

Can't wait to see you complete the McFlibbish Royale with cheese.

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:13 am

Ok so I send this...figure I can take it in a new direction:

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-CC to Chukwudi

Jail? Now both of you have gone to jail? I find that hard to believe.
Is this some kind of trick? I am confused and the medicine you
reccomended makes me sleepy.

Doctor, I am an old man. My nephew has been the one helping me send
you money. I said it was me going to the store to mail the money, but
I just gave it to him. I was too embarrassed to tell you that I can
not get around very much any more.

Now I wonder what is going on. If you really didn't get the money, do
you think my nephew took it? He was the one giving me the information
from the store. I hope he did not take my money.

I will confront him tomorrow and ask him to tell me if he really sent the money.

Please don't harm the baby.
Yours,
Cluster

Dunno...open up a whole new alley where the nephew sends slap after slap? I'll let it develop. But then I get this sh1t out of nowhere:

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From: Okosu Grace
Date: Aug 31, 2005 2:04 PM
Subject: PLEASE SIR IMAGENCY
Good day mr,
The doctor has started drove me out of the hospital because of the arest of the secreatary Laughing

,Today he call police on me i have to run out of the hospital,sir this mail i am sending you now is from internet cafe, please sir you promise me that you will help me,please sir you can rush to ant western union money transfer office to send the doctor any money you have so that he can treat my baby, becaue the doctor told the police i am birnging an inbarasment to him,please sir you can help with anything you have for now to save my baby life cuase the doctor told me that i can not commence the minor treatment is given to my baby again.That was the last statement he made to me before he called the police.For now i am out of the hospital.Please sir if you can not help me that mean that my babt is going to die, if my baby die i will not leave in this health again.Please sir immagecy
tHANKS GRACE OKOSU

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:26 am

I knew someone was stealing the money. Please do not let the baby die! Send someone else to transfer the dinero

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:46 am

And for god's sake don't let the babt die either! Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:26 pm

[quote="McFlibbish"]Trip #15, Safari #4, Arrest #2 Laughing

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From: Dr. Chukwudi Nwosu
To: -CC
Date: Aug 30, 2005 3:03 PM
Subject: DISAPOINTED IN YOU

[b]A police man came to my office this morning telling me that my secretary was arested yesterday because of the way he was working round the street of sapele.

I can only think of 1 kind of person who works the street... I think the secretarial job is a front and he's really a male hooker.

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:42 pm

^^^^^^^
I agree. It's perhaps time to suggest that if the secretart's working the streets then maybe he simply stole the money. Or is gay prostitution legal where he is? And if not, why is your lad associating with him? He isn't involved in something illegal?
The number of questions to be answered just boggles the mind.

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:04 pm

Maybe Grace could mail the baby to you. Does she need a box? She could go to the WU and ask for a box with holes in it. Poor lass

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:38 pm

Sadly Osas's farm has cornered the Nigerian holey box market because of the huge demand for their (100% risky free) animals.

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:46 pm

So now I can issue slap after slap:

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CC to Okosu
I have tried and tried.

I gave my nephew the money and he said he sent it.He's a good boy, but
a bit slow and gets angry real easy. You would like him. His name is
Nippels. He likes kids.

Listen, between you and me, I think the doctor's secretary is really
dumb or is stealing his money. But I want to help. Can I send the
money to you instead? I will get Nippels to send it to you? I'm not
feeling well lately and he will send it to you if I tell him to.

OK? Please let me send it to you. The doctor is a bad man and his
secretary is stupid. I do not want to send it to him any more. The
pills he told me to take were disgusting and made me tired. Get a new
doctor with the money.

If you make me send it to the doctor and his brain dead secretary
again, I will for the baby's sake. But please, let me send it to you
ok? Not him. He's a bad doctor who only cares about money.

Peace to you!
Cluster

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-CC to Chukwudi

I have told Miss Grace to take her baby out of that hospital and to a
real doctor.
You and your stupid secretary are bad men for chasing her with police.

I don't know why you were arrested but you deserved it for being evil.

I will send no more money to you. Any money will now go directly to
Miss Grace so she can get a proper doctor.

You are a terrible person.
Goodbye.

His response is weak:

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Dr. Chukwudi Nwosu to me

THANK YOU FOR HELPING MRS GRACE,BYEEEEEEEEE,YOU ARE A BAD MAN OLD MAN

He will be slapped harder for this weak response.
Meanwhile, more imagency:

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Okosu Grace to me

Good day mr cluster,
i am very happy for your respond to me,i wen to cafe to check my mail this monrning,sir you can send the money to through western union money trasfer to me, so i can go the now and pick my baby out immedaitly,i will go another hospital to pay the money for the surgery, please sir send your nephew to send the money to me tommorow so that i will make it in time,
there is my information you use to send the money,
name grace okosu
state delta state
city warri
location nigeria

amount send>>>>>>
please sir after your nephew have send the money tell him scan the receipt for me so the bank will not embrases me, may god reward you for help toward my baby, i am very glad for the sugestion you bring to me,
thanks and god bless
grace okosu

There will be trouble at the bank for Ms. Grace...

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:16 pm

More quick action:

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Dearest Grace,
I have told the doctor and his stupid secretart they should both go to
jail and have cursed them for you. They are evil men for throwing a
little baby out of a hospital. I think they stole my money and didn't
tell you. The FUPE said it was picked up.

Nippels went to the Western Union like you asked. It is 3 towns over
and hard for him to walk to with his one leg.
He scanned the reciept but he's not a bright boy. He does his best.
I have attached it such that it is.

I'm sure you will be able to get it.
He sent it right at least.

Thank you and blessings,
Cluster

This is what was attached (except 4 times the size):
<img src=http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/9804/westernunionsm8ng.jpg>

Almost immediately I get:

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Okosu Grace to me

good day sir,
i have see the reciept , but is clean to me to write out,please sir can you write the information out for me so that i can go the bank and collect it,please sir i am waiting to hear from you
thank for your kindness
mrs grace okosu

So off she goes:

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CC to Okosu

Oh dear, I'm sorry about that.
The control number is 7 6 2 9 2 8 1 4 4 7.

and it was sent to you in Warri, just like you asked.

Now fly! Fly like the wind!

Yours,
Cluster

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:04 pm

This is a classic bait!

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:49 pm

There's a chance at a 20 tripper now.

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From: Okosu Grace <[email protected]>
Date: Sep 2, 2005 10:44 PM
Subject: Re: Re: PLEASE SIR IMAGENCY

GOOD DAY SIR,
I HAVE TO RUN TO THE BANKTO COLLECT THE MONEY ,THE BANK TOLD ME THAT THE CONTROLNUMBER IS ON UNMATCHABLE, PLEASE SIR TELL YOU NEPHEW TO GIVE THE RIGHTCONTROL NUMBER PLEASE,SO THAT I CANGOTOTHE BANK AND COLLETIT ON MONDAY IN THE BANKS,
THANKAND
GOD BLESS
GRACE OKOSU

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:00 am

Can I change my previously changed prediction of collection attempts to 30??

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