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(How to rob Peter and Paul)

Ms Julia Howard African Scam File 109/03
Address unknown.

13th. February 2004

Dear Ms Howard

Our Scam Monitors Division has advised us that you are circulating a very amateurish Scam letter. Using the �poor white widow� trick is a novel touch but most unlikely to soften up your potential victims.

JUST LET US REVIEW SOME OF THE COMPLETE CRAP CONTAINED IN YOUR E-MAIL

�If you really want to convince someone that you are a white female tobacco farmer you will have to learn how to write � white mans� English and not the Nigerian version with the verbosity we associate with it.

�You did not find our address in a Zimbabwe Business Directory because we are not listed in any Directory.

�Your homeless, short of cash and survive in a village in the far North but you can manage to travel 100 kms and find an internet caf� where you can register your own E-mail account. WHAT A LOAD OF COMPLETE BOLLOCKS.

�First you say you are squatting in Manicaland, North Zimbabwe, then you say you managed to flee Zimbabwe, then on page 2 you ask for help to get you out of Zimbabwe. At the same time, you register with an ISP in Zambia. All very confusing.
Do you have enough cash for a brain transplant because you are in urgent need of one.

This Courier Firm in Europe sounds all very exciting. Send us the full name and address of the Depository holding your cash and we will make sure it is still safe and ready for you collect. We hope its not in Zimbabwe currency because that�s not worth a light.

NOW FOR GOD SAKE WISE UP AND DON�T WASTE FURTHER TIME AND EFFORT.

Sign up now for our SCAMSKILLS PROGRAMME. Just 10 lessons via E-Mail will give you all the education you need in writing professional scam letters that really bring results. Watch the dollars roll in with little effort and feel proud that, at last, you are earning a bit of respect for Nigeria. And we are currently offering a 25% fee discount until the end of February. SIGN UP NOW.

Yours sincerely,
D.E. Ception
Director- Scam Division.

SCAM ADVISORY SERVICES INC.
SCAM HOUSE, BATTERSEA ROAD, WANDSWORTH, LONDON SW 4.2SY
Tel: 07989896132 E mail: [email protected]

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 5:39 pm

Thats pretty funny stuff.

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