The "ation" committee

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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:08 pm

May I express my admiration. Adebayo's found his true vocation! Although with due consideration, the entire congregation deserves our adulation.

BTW: Imagine that 7-man committee, all at the same party, explaining to everyone what they did for a living.

Guest

Nap Olean wrote:

And after all these posts, and I say this with hesitation, there has been no conversation on the subject of flatulation or constipation.

Dude theres got to be a demarcation. There may be agitation with the Eater administration which may lead to condemnation, in house fighting and false allegations........ possibly elimination?

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:48 pm

@luvcrimz

Such exhortation could lead to insubordination! It is my observation your inflammation of other's notations could lead to separation of this conglomeration.

Methinks re-evaluation and examination of your postulation (instigation?) is needed to prevent the segregation, alienation and ultimate capitulation of the Eater administration.

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:55 pm

Fellow citizens of the 'ation' nation. Let us avoid all discuss that would lead to disintegration. Surely, we don't want Eater to become an utter desolation.
Let us rather give consideration to matters worthy of contemplation, like flatulation, constipation and penetration.

I believe that certain instances of flatulation deserve confrontation, even at the risk of an altercation. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:03 pm

The compil of this aggreg complete with investig will lead to constern and aggrav.

?? Something's missing?? Shocked

Guest

But masterbation never leads to penetration. Actually it leads to desperation and frustration if penetration is the destination, because of the factor of exhaustion..

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:14 pm

For your consideration: penetration is really just a variation of masturbation. Either way there's ejaculation, but fornication just involves the complication of another's participation. Don't forget the lubrication, and post-coital celebration.

God forbid there should be any flatulation during your fornication - that will dry up any lubrication mid-penetration.

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:39 pm

After giving the ation nation its due deliberation, I feel that participation of the ation nation in any conversation regarding abdication, articulation, beration, babelation, coordination, cooperation, dedication, deforestation, emancipation, eradication, flocculation, fabrication, gestation, galvanization, habitation, humiliation, industrialization, information, jubilation, jaculation, keratinization, kaolinization, laudation, lubrication, manipulation, manifestation, notification, notarization, optimization, operation, population, percolation, quotation, qualificaction, reclamation, rejuvination, starvation, salvation, titration, trepidation, unification, urination, visualization, vindication, winterization, waystation, xanthation, xerophytization, yellowization, yogiification,zombification, or zirkulation would insite provocation.

But that's just my 2 cents worth.

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:44 pm

<---------exits thread quickly Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:51 pm

Penetration is not a variation of masturbation, rather, it is fornication.
This fixation with masturbation is an abomination.

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:00 pm

I consider my fixation with fornification, penetration, and masturbation to be a veritable revelation causing relaxation, jubilation, and, yes, intoxication.

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:03 pm

Your post-masturbation inebriation is a cause for celebration?

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:18 pm

This information may come as a surprise to you...
there is speculation that the baiting vocation improves the chances and joy of fornication. Statistical revelations emerging from the collation of related conversations involving baiters in different locations and of divers religious persuations show indications of an appreciation in the frequency of sexual corpulations. It is my postulation that there is an association between emotional gratification as a result of mugu humiliation and an appreciation in the desire for corpulation.
I wonder how Rian finds time between scam investigation and mugu interrogation to engage in partner assisted ejaculation. Question

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:36 pm

Three questions to add to this equation; the second will probably lead to my termination.

Does Rian do scam investigations/mugu interrogations at the station or another location?

Do any of you think menustration is good lubrication for partner assisted ejaculation? Does it get in the way of oral copulation?

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:48 am

Menustration is grounds for celebration if unintentional insemination was causing trepidation related to impregnation. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:38 am

But impregnation leads to so many other wonderful things - gestation, lactation, sleep deprivation.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:21 am

I see this conversation is turning into an oration of fabrication. I apologise if this is misrepresentation and a mutilation of the actual situation.

My proclamation on the "ations": Its elaboration leads to mystification and malformation of real "ations" and poor punctuation. Prevarication is desecration of our language - well, i think it is. If you know what i mean Shocked

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:24 am

I'd like some clarification.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:32 am

You want clarification? You need to go back to education.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:33 am

I don't need that kind of aggravation. Smile

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:35 am

I thought this conversation had recieved decapitation? With all the talk of masturbation perhaps it needs moderation and a change of location?

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:36 am

@Nadnerb- Allow me to express my opinion that discussions of menstruation, partner assisted penetration, and oral copulation should NOT be expressed in the same communication during this conversation. In my observation, this desecration is provocation for deceleration of this collaboration and could possibly result in severe ramifications, depending on the adjudication of this board's administration. I would have to express vexation if your posted violation led you to defamation, accusation, and deprivation without benefit of ejaculation or penetration for consolation.

PS:
Gestation, lactation, and sleep deprivation seem to have earned your admiration. I'd very much like for you to experience ovulation, gestation, and the resulting complications. It might just be a revelation if you went through incubation, medication, constipation, gas generation, multiple examinations, and the final dilation. Now that would be equalization! Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:37 am

@nadnerb

I apologise and wish to make reparation, so offer my resignation.

Good nightation.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:42 am

@Slayer-

Touche. Consider this the termination of my conversation about menstruation and impregnation.

Your obvious intimation with the process of gestation makes me look like, well, a moron. Smile

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:56 am

nadnerb wrote:

Your obvious intimation with the process of gestation makes me look like, well, a moron

Which is pretty damned funny, since I don't have any kids... Laughing

Forgive my communication, which featured misinformation. I just couldn't resist the temptation to tease you about procreation by providing anecdotal information for your consideration. Twisted Evil