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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:17 pm

Happy days are here again....

This is to inform you of the release of the E-MAIL LOTTERY BALLOT
INTERNATIONAL/ WORLD GAMING BOARD held on the 11TH of February, 2005.
Due to themix up of number, the results were released on the 14TH of February,
2005. Your name attached to ticket number 219028657434 with
serial number 18735625drew the lucky numbers of 21-70-81-82-99 which
consequently won the lottery in the 1st category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of
UDS$1,000,000:00 Only ( ONE MILLION EUROS ONLY) in cash which is
deposited with a Finance & Security Company in your favour as
beneficiary and covered with HIGH INSURANCE POLICY

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep
yourwinning information confidential until your claims has been
processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to
avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from only Microsoft users from over 20,000.00 companies and 3,000,000
individual email addresses and names from all over the world.

To begin your lottery claim, please contact our agent below that have
been appointed for the processing of your claim with your contact
telephone and fax number to begin the processing of your claim:

LUCKYDAY PAYMENT OFFICE MANCHESTER ENGLAND
CONTACT NAME: ANDREW GOLDON
CITY/ COUNTRY: MANCHESTER ENGLAND
TEL: +4479 1001 4455
FAX: +4487 0133 4585
Email: [email protected]

Note that all winning must be claimed not later than 11th of March
2005. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next
stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications
please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in
allcorrespondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent
as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for
being part of our promotional program.

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Ann Van Dou
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I better claim my prize!

Mr. Goldon and Ms. Douf:

I must admit, I am very confused. I do not recall ever purchasing a
lottery ticket as I find gambling to be a sin on par with murder,
beastility and voting as a democrat.

However, for one million euros, I could certainly suspend my moral
convictions a bit. This sum of money would certainly help me and my
family. My mother-in-law recently suffered an accident - she should
survive but will need a cerebral transplant.

As such, please let me know how I can claim this winning fund.

Thank you.

Richard

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It is confirmed so it must be true!

Attention: Richard
From: Andren Goldon

Good day to you,
I am in receipt of your email and the contents therein.

Congratulations once more from the members of staff of lucky day lottery international. This lottery was a conjoined effort of Microsoft international and the United Nations under the auspices of lucky day international.

This lottery is aimed at promoting world peace and the use of internet across the world. Participants were drawn randomly from the internet upon which a raffle draw was conducted and seventeen lucky winners emerged fortuitously. The seventeen lucky winners have been assigned a lump payment of one million euro each.

To facilitate the swift procurement of your winning, you are to fill out the attached form and return it within 24-72hrs.

This will enhance the verification and subsequent approval of your payment. The deadline set for the collection of winning is ebbing ever so close; hence you are to act accordingly to instruction stated herein.

It is imperative that you keep this winning confidential and surreptitious to avoid any one other than yourself from laying claim to these monies. Lucky day international reserves the right to decline
payment/transfer if irregularities occur.

This sweepstake lottery was organized in the Netherlands under all stated rules and regulations guiding the transfer of large sums of money.
To necessitate your participation in our annual lottery taking place in December in the United Kingdom, you are to procure your winning within the stipulated time frame. As it remains open to considerable doubt if the deadline set for the collection of winning and subsequent participation in our annual lottery promo will be moved further.

Please note that this Verification process usually takes between 24-72 hours, depending on how swiftly you fill out and return the form. Upon completion of this Verification Process/Screening, you would be contacted by us with further details on when you shall be receiving your funds in your nominated bank account.

Please have your FUNDS RELEASE VERIFICATION FORM T11 sent in immediately and await further contact from us. Note also that there is a maximum allowable time by law, for which we can hold these funds here unclaimed

Be informed that failure to receive your FUNDS RELEASE VERIFICATION FORM T11 within 24-72 hours of receipt of this e-mail will result in your payment being delayed or your funds returned to source. Also make sure that you have a valid form of identification sent with the FUNDS RELEASE VERIFICATION FORM T11. You should accompany the FUNDS RELEASE VERIFICATION FORM T11 with either the information page of your International Passport, Drivers License or your National ID.

Congratulations once more and good luck.

Best wishes

Claim officer.
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Play dumb...it levels the playing field

Mr. Golden:

This is amazing! I still do not know how I was selected. But, if
someone wants to give me one million Euros, then I guess I will use
it! My father-in-law will be so happy when his wife's operation is
complete and she no longer drools.

I am confused by the form - it calls for such items as batch #, ref#,
ticket #, serial #, lucky # (I like 69 if you know what I mean), and
date of contract. I have no idea how to get these numbers since you
said your company and Microsoft selected me (and I certainly don't
expect Bill Gates to sit down and chat with me again).

I tried printing the form, but it is weird, only the top quarter of
the page comes out (it is, like, its too, you know, big, for my
printer). When does the 72 hours start to run? I hope it isn't from
the first e-mail or even this one, but from when I submit the form.
Otherwise I guess I just lost One Million Euros and that would really
be the rat's bullocks if that were to happen! Could I just give you
my information and have you fill out the form for me? Please!!!!

So, is there anyway that I can stop the clock from running?

Thanks. I am so excited I may go out tonight and pour myself a cup of
extra strong tea...heck, I may even put a little brandy in it!

Richard

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They are helpful

Dear Richard Stulsampl

you have all those infomations on the first letter you recieve from luckyday lottery?

Adren Goldon
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Duh.......

Mr. Golden:
I do? Please tell me where I can locate it. Thanks.

Richard

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They just give it to me again
BACTH NO: PTP/31211214257/190888/2202
REF. NO. PTP/21449267220/255100//2202

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Yippee! I am rich rich rich!....but for a pesky printer

Thanks!!! OK - I will fill it out right away. I can't use the form
you attached as it is too large. My printer only prints out the top
25% of it. But I will type all the information on a form and send it
to you! I hope that will work. I will use the same language as on
the form you provided.
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They are SO helpful

you have difficulties in filling out your form convey the
requested information in the format below

FIRST NAME��
LAST NAME��.
MARITAL STATUS��
AGE��
SEX��
COUNTRY��
NATIONALITY��
OCCUPATION��
ADDRESS��...
NEXT OF KIN��
INDICATE THE MODE OF PAYMENT PREFERABLE TO YOU FROM THE AFOREMENTIONED
OPTIONS BELOW;
1) BANK TRANSFER
2) HOME DELIVERY( CHEQUE )
3) CASH

Lucky day lottery international will convey your winning to you in the
mode preferable to you. Your winning has been endorsed in a cheque and
will be transferred to you upon receipt of your claim form and
finalization of all required modalities.

Congratulations once more and good luck.

Best wishes

Claim officer.

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okiedokie

FIRST NAME�Richard��
> LAST NAME�Stulsampl��.
> MARITAL STATUS�Married��
> AGE�35��
> SEX�Male��
> COUNTRY��Canada��
> NATIONALITY�Canadian��
> OCCUPATION�Adult Video Producer��
> ADDRESS�1419 E. Fme Court
... Suite A-69
Vancouver, BC
Canada
> NEXT OF KIN�Wife, in-laws, sister, mistress, parents, 3 really good friends, 2 pet snakes��
> INDICATE THE MODE OF PAYMENT PREFERABLE TO YOU FROM THE AFOREMENTIONED
> OPTIONS BELOW; - ANY!!!!!
> 1) BANK TRANSFER - yes
> 2) HOME DELIVERY( CHEQUE ) - yes
> 3) CASH- yes
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Hey! Where's my money?

Hello:

I sent you my information - - how and when do I get my winnings?

Thanks
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Scam's up
By your silence I am assuming that you realize that I knew your e-mail
to be a fake, stupid, piece of crap scam.

The stupidity of it, coupled with your ignorant writings, demonstrates
not only your sub-par morals, but the extremely low mental
capabilities produced by generations of incestuous in-breeding and
bestiality. You are, in sum, a complete waste of skin and a poster
child for abortion.

I hope that I wasted some of your time, that I got you excited about a
possible theft, and that I otherwise made you run around in circles
like the pathetic piece of sh Exclamation

t in a toilet bowl that you are.

Please accept my most sincere wishes that you go f Exclamation

ck yourself.

Richard

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