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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:47 am

I've found out that you get a lot of attention and mail when you pretend to be a good looking 24 year old lesbian. Lots and lots of mail, marraige proposals, fake pictures and the like. Sometimes though their responses leave me bored, so with the odd one or two that don't give me much to work on I like to mess with their heads. This guy is probably confused out of his brain right now trying to work out what's going on Very Happy

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I have seen your mail and your picture. it is a find one i rely like it. but i want to ask. how did you get my email address.
have we met before. hope to hear from you again.

collins

You don't get the concept of an ASEM do you Collins? Lets give him some ideas.

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Aren't you the man I've been talking to on the internet for the last 6 months? Didn't you want to make love to me???

Yep, he's interested now...

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Angelique Sweet.

i have seen your mail. can you please call me on 2348038034950.
so that we can talk to one another.

on how to meet.

collins.

No, you bore me. Let the confusion begin.

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Piss off you mosquito!
Love
Angel xox
I Can't wait to see you Smile

Well that didn't work...

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Angelique Sweet
call me or send phone number.
so that i can call you.

collins

Lets try that again shall we?

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Piss off c***lips!
Love
Angel xox
I Can't wait to see you Smile

No, he didn't get that message either...

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Angelique Sweet.
call me and talk to me.

collins.

One last time my love?

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Suck on some hairy balls
Love
Angel xox
God I can't wait to fuck you!

Mass destruction and confusion, I love it Twisted Evil

Wonder what boring shit about phoning him up I'll get next Very Happy

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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:10 pm

Yay! The madness continues. This bloke is either really desperate or horny (or both)

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Angelique Sweet

call me and lets me.
i see how much you can fuck.

collins.

I wonder if he's ever watched any WWE or more so ECW?

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I'm going to set a ringside table on fire and powerbomb your ass through it.
Love
Angel xox
I get sooooo horny just thinking of you!!!

I really must get some medication for my split personality problem Twisted Evil

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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:49 pm

The knothead tenacity of these mugus astounds me. He's back for more punishment.

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Angelique Sweet .

how muc will it cost me to fuck you a week.

collins

Time to set the record straight

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Eat hot slimy fatty dim sim related death, I'm not some cheap hooker!
xox
-Angel
You won't have to pay, I'll fuck you all week long for free. Please
tell me more about your big manhood in your next email.

Might be a shortage of Asprin in Nigeria once I finish with this bloke...
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:00 pm

Well he's back and obviously very bad at getting laid.

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Angelique Sweet

come onnnnnnnn and meet me or call me.
my manhood is as big that will make you cry for help.

call me.

collins.

Be evil or be nice? What to choose, what to choose....hold up, lets do both!

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Yeah I'll need help to stop laughing my ass off at how small your
wanger is you limp dick!
xoxo
-Angel
I tried calling you a couple of days ago but i got some woman telling
me about her legs or something. Would you please call me you sexy man?
I can't wait to sex you up and make you sweat! My number is
206-350-2493 and you can leave a sexy message if you like Smile

Knowing this idiot, I'll never stop getting messages....
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apollo mist plants

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:14 pm

Hoorar! He's back with a vengence. I think I've found the lonliest mugu in existance!

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Angelique Sweet

I shall call you.
but if i dont call try and call me.so that we can talk on how to meet
and i will make you cry for help on the bed.

collins.

Cry on the bed? You must be terrible in the sack!

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Tonny,

If I drove a bus, I'd hit you with it. Then stop, let out all the
passengers and hit you with it again.
xoxox
-Angel
Please call me and leave me a sexy message about how big your
miniscule manhood is. Does it have a name? Do you call it 'King' or
something like that? I will try and call you again sometimes, I'm
dying to make sweet love to you.

Being desperate is one thing, this guy is another...
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Mercedes Fintail

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:36 pm

Yay! He's back and he does have a name for his manhood!!!

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Sweet,

I shall try.
this manhood you are talking about will give a sleepless nigth and make you
feel weak all day long.
i called it johnthomours, john is a name and thomour is allso a name, it is
made
up to the force of two men so chack out what it will look like, it will make you cry,

tonny, collins

This guy is hilarious!!!

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Tonny,

If I had a kill bill Hattori Hanzo I would cleft you in twain.
xoxo
Angel
P.s Is there chance that you could send me a picture of johnthomours?
If you do, I will send you a picture of my Mazdarotary (And I think
you know what I'm talking about Wink

I can't wait to fly over
there and make sweet love to your strength of two men....

When will this madness ever end?? Very Happy

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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 8:20 pm

It's saturday morning, I'm at work again and what a delight it is to receive an email from my friend Tonny. Or Collins. Whatever the hell he wants to call himself.

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Sweet.
fly to me so that you can feel johnthomours.
send the mazdarotary picture and expect johnthomours.
please call me.

collins.

You might need a zoom lens for Johnthomours I think.

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Tonny,

I'm going to wig out on goofballs and knock you out Ice Cube in Friday style.
xoxo
-Angel
P.s You contacted me first, so it's only fair that you send the
picture of Johntomours first. My mazdarotary is waiting to see it, and
I can't wait to find a nice quiet time to take a picture of my
mazdarotary for you so it can make your Johntomours very hard Wink

Now the Aussie, UK and US baiters probably know what a Mazdarotary looks like, so for my European and rest of the world counterparts who don't know what I'm on about, this is a Mazdarotary Twisted Evil

I really hope he likes it, I was sooooo embarresed taking a picture of it, I mean how bad would I feel if someone walked in and caught me taking a picture of my Mazda rotary? he he Twisted Evil

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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 8:49 pm

Bah-wah-aha-hah-hah!!!! Twisted Evil

I bet he'd love to Wankel your Mazdarotary! He's not much into foreplay, is he?

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:22 pm

Ahh my horny little mugu is back. I wonder how many car and rotary related references I can chuck at him before he twigs? Lets find out.

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Sweet
I will not like us to keep westing time writing and talking.

let us arrenage on how you come to meet me.
if you care for my picture tell me so that i can send it to you.
i will allso like you to send me another picture.
where are weeeeeee.

collins.

Oooh, a picture! I wonder which website he's going to knock that off from?

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Tonny,

I'd like to brain you with a guitar.
xoxo
-Angel
P.s I'd really really like to see you and your Johnthomours, I'm
warming up my Mazdarotary to correct operating tempreture right now just thinking about you. Please send me a picture, I can't wait to fly over there and give you a wankeling xoxox

Maybe we'll get to finally see Johnthomours! (with the fig leaf of morality on of course Wink

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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:15 pm

He's like a rabid wolverine this bloke, once he sinks his teeth in he never lets up. He's back for some more loving.

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Sweet.

send your picture to me.
and come to me. or are you afred to face johnthomous.
come to me and let me deep johnthomous into your mazdarotary.

and let me hear the fuck fuck it makes.

tonny.

Ladies how could you resist such a charming individual? I know my character can't, but there's something she needs to see first....

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I'm a hoist you up Legion of Doom style and doomsday device your ass
to the 1-2-3.
xoxox
-Angel
I'll show you mine if you show me yours....you say that your
Johnthomours is really big, but my Mazdarotary doesn't beleive you.
You're not putting your weapon anywhere near my mazdarotary unless you
send me a picture of your beast. Then I'll send you a picture of mine
that'll make John VERY happy... Wink

Actually if I did own a Mazda Rotary and someone had their Johnthomours out ready to make some fuck fuck noises with the car, I'd run them over with it Very Happy

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:14 am

Hoorar! The worlds hardest-up mugu returns for another serve. This time however he's put his JohnThomours away. Maybe he's not feeling well.

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Sweet,

o.k i will send you my personsl picture not johnthomours.
and you will send your o.k

tonny.

Oh I'm sure I can get you to show me your goods evil mugu (after I send you fake porn pics of mine no doubt.) But a normal photo's a good start.

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I'm going to rip off your arm and beat you over the head with it!
xoxox
-Angel
I can't wait to see your photo. You know if you're really cute I'm
REALLY going to want to see your Johnthomours. Maybe after you see my
cute picture you'll want to get a closer look at my Mazdarotary Wink

I'm pushing my mazdarotary to the redline waiting for his pics Twisted Evil

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