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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:58 pm |
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Guys, a good friend of mine is flying into Lagos on business this week. He's a big fan of our activities here on 419.eater, he logs in to read the baits but hasn't the time or energy to join in. Anyway, I thought it would be a nice surprise for him if upon arrival at the airport we could have a contingency of mugus greeting him with signage. Does anyone have a mugu up for a safari? If so, PM me for his itinerary. Thanks! |
_________________ x17
Dear mother,
Please remove the hand of a monkey inside your pot before it becomes a human hand.
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Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here!
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:07 pm |
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Is Lagos a city of South Africa? I have 2 different lads waiting to pick me up from Johannesburg, South Africa. |
_________________ Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:59 pm |
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No, Lagos is in Nigeria. Any lads up for a safari? Come on guys, my reputation is at stake here! |
_________________ x17
Dear mother,
Please remove the hand of a monkey inside your pot before it becomes a human hand.
______________________________________
Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! |
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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:31 pm |
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18 Feb 05 Lagos airport
OK, I've got the flight modalities. My friend will take photos of your mugu! PM me and let me know what their signs will say so he will be on the lookout. I've PM'ed the modalities to all interested parties so far. The more the merrier! Thanks guys! |
_________________ x17
Dear mother,
Please remove the hand of a monkey inside your pot before it becomes a human hand.
______________________________________
Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:10 pm |
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Hmmm, potential for a mugu brawl at the airport, captured on camera. Here's hoping... |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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freddibnah
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 10 Sep 2004
Posts: 256
Location: North of UK
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:17 pm |
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I'm in - give me a little while. Only just spotted this thread
I'll get my new lad "Vin" to meet his Oga at the airport.
PM me the modalities! |
_________________ u will only die like a
chicken, this is my last warning to you.
see me in your dreams.
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Max Power
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Jun 2004
Posts: 686
Location: Toronto, (Standing Invisible on the corner of Bay St. & Bloor St.) Canada EH!
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:29 pm |
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I think I can swing a few lads, pm sent. I wonder if they will all stand together Max Power and Min Power? |
_________________ x18
if u allow ma ot raock ur world i will rock it to tha limit - Nog Peter (AKA Noggie)
some bad element want just to spoil the image of Nigeria - Victor Young
i am one of those fraud stars that are very eager to extract money from other people - Benet Mpakah
it is now i konw you are not winllil to help us to receivesing the trunk box - danie lnando
PLEASE PM ME FOR TOP QUALITY TECHNICAL SUPPORT GURU |
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frankireland
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2003
Posts: 1171
Location: Dublin
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:16 pm |
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Is Lagos a city of South Africa? |
lol obviously a newbie, dont worry you will soon have an indepth knowledge of African geography |
_________________ the doctor said that i think so much that was why i was badly attack by sickness
HOW CAN YOU EAT YOUR CAKE AND HAVE IT?
what i suggest we do is since you want to go into importation of drugs are you sure it is a good business venture to invests the funds in ?
Fake bank kills
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:44 pm |
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This is gonna be fun. My pets wanted me to pay either by WU or come there in person. Once I said I'll come there in person (and mentioned that I'm a 5th degree black belt), they started backing down and now want me to pay through a bank account. Well Heather got a DHL courrier job and is flying from San Francisco to Lagos, ending up on the same flight as your friend. I _know_ these clowns are going to be spending the next week trying to convince her not to come. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:48 pm |
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This is great, we have quite a contingency! Hopefully my friend will be very busy with his camera and we will have a little slideshow here presently. |
_________________ x17
Dear mother,
Please remove the hand of a monkey inside your pot before it becomes a human hand.
______________________________________
Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! |
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ANAL PASTE
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 May 2004
Posts: 179
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Posted:
Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:57 pm |
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Reverend Ana L. Paste just accepted position of chief pastor in Lesbian church in Lagos. her air Nigeria flight is departing on 18th of February. |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:59 pm |
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This pretty much goes without saying, but make sure your friend stays safe doing this. As much as I'd love a picture of the morons I'm "working" with, I'd much prefer that your friend doesn't get in trouble with these guys. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:10 pm |
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Don't worry, he'll be traveling with armed guards. |
_________________ x17
Dear mother,
Please remove the hand of a monkey inside your pot before it becomes a human hand.
______________________________________
Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! |
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sillietillie
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Posts: 419
Location: Up her own ass
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:27 pm |
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If he's lucky he'll see a sign reading :
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EDITED BY SILLIETILLIE TO PREVENT MUGUS FROM BEING FOREWARNED |
being held by one of the newer members of my Cult of Alien Visitation |
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Max Power
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Jun 2004
Posts: 686
Location: Toronto, (Standing Invisible on the corner of Bay St. & Bloor St.) Canada EH!
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Posted:
Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:34 pm |
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Well I have put the call out for some people to come and get the following people
Max Power
Min Power
Jenna Jameson
the famous wrestler "WaRonSpaM"
and Elvis the lumberjack |
_________________ x18
if u allow ma ot raock ur world i will rock it to tha limit - Nog Peter (AKA Noggie)
some bad element want just to spoil the image of Nigeria - Victor Young
i am one of those fraud stars that are very eager to extract money from other people - Benet Mpakah
it is now i konw you are not winllil to help us to receivesing the trunk box - danie lnando
PLEASE PM ME FOR TOP QUALITY TECHNICAL SUPPORT GURU |
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sillietillie
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Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Posts: 419
Location: Up her own ass
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:24 pm |
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My Barrister, kindly dignified gentleman that he is, just received these instructions:
I'm not taking any chances. I am flying into Lagos on Wednesday the 18th to handle this personally. I'll be on Air France out of a connection in Paris and they say I'll arrive after 06:00am AM your time. Please be waiting and hold a sign saying "EDITED BY SILLIETILLIE TO PREVENT MUGUS FROM BEING FOREWARNED" and I'll come to you and we can conclude this business. |
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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:59 pm |
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Tillie - that modality will not work! Please PM me. |
_________________ x17
Dear mother,
Please remove the hand of a monkey inside your pot before it becomes a human hand.
______________________________________
Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! |
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sillietillie
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Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Posts: 419
Location: Up her own ass
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:02 pm |
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PM sent, and that one will at least waste a trip to the airport. He's a "Junior Simple".
Have several others on the leash who could be lured on a safari I believe. |
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sillietillie
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Location: Up her own ass
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Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:00 pm |
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@Borstal Boy
Have 4 at present who are assuring me that they will meet me at the airport carrying signs.
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"EDITED BY SILLIETILLIE TO PREVENT MUGUS FROM BEING FOREWARNED" |
I hope to convince quite a few more as they want to meet me in person but are wanting to have me fill out forms etc. I'm playing dumb and sending them garbage hoping they'll be mugu enough to think I'm just in a hurry for the "BIG BUCKS"
If your friend has a camera it'll be interesting to see the vast crowd of mugus holding signs for arriving passengers. |
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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Posted:
Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:02 pm |
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Don't worry - he has a camera and he's very excited about his greeting committee! |
_________________ x17
Dear mother,
Please remove the hand of a monkey inside your pot before it becomes a human hand.
______________________________________
Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! |
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Spathi
Cryogenically Frozen
Joined: 18 Nov 2003
Posts: 271
Location: UK
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Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:14 am |
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While I'm glad all the lads are on safari, I hope your friend isnt going to openly take their photos.. Not only is there personal risk to himself if the lads see him and mistakenly think he is their target.. It also *might* (and I dont know either way here) be against some laws. I know the UK airports like Gatwick are very pissy about cameras in the airport.
Also you should try to start a lad fight in the airport and get them all arrested. Perhaps inform one lad that a rival group hacked your email and is going to try and get you at the airport (using the same sign).. Some photos of the showdown would be cool!
Once all the photos are done. tip off the airport police (if possible) about all the signs and they're all 419ers trying to get a payoff?
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Completely unrelated: Dont forget to buy my new book:
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sillietillie
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Location: Up her own ass
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Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:35 pm |
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Heard from a few more today. If they are 100% guaranteed to be telling the truth they are going also. I just hope they're mentally numb enough to not notice other's holding the same sign.
Hey! Do we get an award for the who has the largest "fan club" waiting for them? "giggle"
hmmm... a "lad fight"? That's an idea, at the last minute ask why you're being contacted from a different e-mail. Then when they see similar signs... a little conflict??? |
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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:32 pm |
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I'd say let's stick with the simplest modality - group photo at the airport. We don't want to cause a scene at the airport, we just want some nice trophies. |
_________________ x17
Dear mother,
Please remove the hand of a monkey inside your pot before it becomes a human hand.
______________________________________
Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! |
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sillietillie
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Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Posts: 419
Location: Up her own ass
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Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:13 pm |
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Cool enough. We want to keep this risky free for your friend. I'll just work at getting as many mugu's there as possible. |
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sillietillie
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Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Posts: 419
Location: Up her own ass
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Mon Feb 14, 2005 1:57 pm |
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@Borstal Boy - If nothing else this gets them off their script quickly. I just started sending a "scripted reply" to the more irritating of the e-mails I get from them daily:
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This amount of money needs my personal
attention. I shall be arriving as stated:
yada yada yada
To: Lagos, Nigeria
xxxxxxxxxxxx
Please hold a sign reading "W8NG 4 DAMUTHASHIP" and I'll come to you
and we can go and take care of our business |
Except for one case, I'm immediately being handed off to the big boys. |
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