Funny chat bits with romance lads

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Posted: Mon May 25, 2020 3:34 pm

bloody frensh lads

Sissy: solut
Bella: bloody mary
Sissy: Good evening it's ok, I hope you will
I live in Senegal you and you
Bella: NL
Sissy: I am a musician and you.
Bella: a recruter
Sissy: Ah ok, have you ever come to Senegal once.
Bella: nop
Sissy: do you need to come here
Bella: i dont think so
Sissy: ah ok why
Bella: cuz i have no busines there
Sissy: Ah ok it's true, it's good.
Hello, I'm fine and in the morning I hope you
Bella: Can u finish that sintense please
Sissy: what are you saying i don't understand
Bella: kay
Sissy: I don't understand what are you saying.
Bella: me either
Sissy: Are you married
Bella: nope
Sissy: have you ever been to Senegal
How old
Bella: i dunno how old senegal is
Sissy: if you want, I invite you here in Senegal, it depends
Bella: on what
Sissy: If you want, I invite you here in Senegal, it depends
No nothing to mess around Senegal
Bella: what ar yu messing with
Sissy: Ok it doesn't matter, we leave.
Bella: to where?
Sissy: I need guest for you know Senegal ok.
Do you speak French
Bella: i kiss french

Posted: Thu May 28, 2020 8:30 pm

Shogun: darla we use to be good friends befr
Darla:Then yu went all gay and stuff
Shogun:am not a gay fr cry out loud darla why do you keep sayin this am not adnt worry dnt be angry gay thts my natural colour
ok
remember
Darla:So yu only look and act like a gay??
Shogun:darla how tell me,i love havin sex with you as a lady than been a gay
Darla: I musta missed something there Long Duck Dong Sliver
Shogun:dnt get you
talk to me
lets flow as we use to
cmon darla
Darla: Yu promise not to bring up your gay experiences?
Shogun:darlaaaaaaa,ok tell me what u dnt lik
darla
Darla: Mostly that yu love anal more than I do but who am I to judge??

Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 9:12 pm

Guess who found my new character only a day after I made her? yup shogun / danniboy. This is the third character of mine he's trying to scam

Shogun: oh baby my dance is different from yours overthere but cant dance much
Bella: how do yu dance
Shogun: my dance,just follow the music beat in a big boy way you know
oh baby my dance is different from yours overthere but cant dance much
Bella: how do yu dance
Shogun: my dance,just follow the music beat in a big boy way you know
Bella: lolz wats a big boy way
Shogun: cool songs like young thug ft gunna hot you know

The next day
Shogun: how are today anyway love you smilin
baby lets talk
Bella: im great its nice wether i can go to the park to do yogha today
Shogun: ok thats nice when are you goin
Bella: when i hav time. im working now
Shogun: so can you stil chat with me
Bella: yup
Shogun: aiit,now we ve gone a long way now knowing each other,i still wanna win your heart baby
i want your trust
Bella: long way? is only a week dan
Shogun: yeah still approaching ahead
am given you al the best
you want to know me
Bella: wats the best
Shogun: to be good and kind to you
wht will i,do than to give my princess the respeat she deserve
and one day you the one and only
Bella: aw tats cute
you were tellin me about the big boy dance yesterday i dont get it
Shogun: lol
do u love blues
Bella: huh?
Shogun: i lov it hip hop and rnn,wait how do you dance over there
Bella: cant yu just show me
Shogun: yeah the boi dance am talkin abt is this,you move yor body with no stress as the song play with a cup of wine will give u inspiration.
Bella: i dont get it
Shogun: am not good in dancin baby, i mean i just dnt stress myself cos thats not my field but i promise if we can meet i can try if am high
with u alone
😜
can you dance as well
Bella: lolz i still wanna see
Shogun: maybe you can rock me
Bella: of corse i can dance
like queen?
Shogun: 😱
omg
seriously that means i have to pratice befr or if i will meet u in person
Bella: lolz show me ur moves and i tell you
Shogun: haaa you know dancin is not my talent if not i would have been in a compan called titlanta
anyway lets see
do you know this africa top artist akon thats my field
the way he role i love it
but becos of you i will learn only if you promise to help me cos i lik yo
Bella: lolz how wuld i know akon?
wats titlanta?
Shogun: back then lik 6years ago i was introduce to this activites is a talent builder organisation lik dancin,stunt men,rappers,brakers......

I love it when lads refer to their previous baiting adventures. We know it's only 2 years since Shogun entered the scene and tried to get some money from Darla and Anita and I am very pleased to know that it looks like 6 years to him because of all the misery I've put him through in the meantime

Next part is NSFW. I'm trying to get some compromising pictures of him. Don't have any yet and I can think of a few good purposes.

Bella: thot your fun but your a bit boring
Shogun: i wanna make u happy lik you in paradise
give you wht you deserve mostly one on one in the room
Bella: cake?
Shogun: kiss and romance that you like and my cake of course if you teste it you will lik it more
Bella: oh you hav a special kind of cake?
Shogun: yes of course but you can hav it if we definitely meet in person
Bella: tell me mor bout the cake pls
Shogun: the cake is made specially fr one in the room together when you need it is right there for you all time nting wil take it from u
and u also have as well
which is more composory
Bella: huh? I dont hav cake
Shogun: your is more than
Bella: what?
Shogun: dnt you get do you ever lik romance when we meet
Bella: sure but what about my cake?
Shogun: is with me down in between my laps you can have it is yours
Bella: thats not cake thats a dick
Shogun: all yours my lady
Bella: can i see
is it worth the truble
Shogun: haa not allowed you take me fr granted unless you show yours too
or you wait till we meet in person
this is what am after
Bella: ooh nauty you want to see my sexy pics huh
Shogun: nop just sayin i cant do that alone or you wait
till we meet
Bella: kay then
Shogun: so are we both goin,to meet
Bella: dunno
Shogun: not geniue
Bella: wut?
Shogun: your parent wont allow it right
Bella: they dont decide
Shogun: you decide
you busy
Bella: yup eccactly
my choise
Shogun: ok then there is hope
<many emojis>
Bella: lolz but ur a teese and i dont like that
Shogun: how bb
i just which am over there pls dnt be angry
Bella: cus you all talk bout cakes and than dont want to share
Shogun: cake you know is full of sugery
Bella: nvm you killed off the moods now
Shogun: but anyway we can have it together
i cut and put to your mouth
then kiss u
are you angry
Bella: if you want your dick cut off thare ar som more ffective ways
im going to a hand party kay
gdnight
Shogun: noo am referring to cake nw nt tht
dnt be silly ok
Bella: lolz look whose silly. im having a party and i know ur not the one cumming
Shogun: ok then

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2020 7:27 pm

Friday
Harry: Hey
Bella: ho
Harry: How are you
Bella: thats not how the song goes yu kno
Harry: What song
Bella: yu dont know it hey ho? dont u ever watch movies
Harry: Have you watched all the movies in the world?
Bella: wow you dont have to be so hot tamperd
Harry: I'm not you know?
Bella: looks like it
Harry: No I'm not

Later
Harry: bel
Bella: hi
Harry: Hello
Bella: hi
Harry: Hey
Bella: hi
Harry: Hmmm
Bella: hi
Harry: Ok
Bella: bye then
Harry: To where
Bella: dunno
Harry: Ok
Bella: kay then
Harry: Do you hate blacks like that police officer in America
Bella: you call me a rasist?
you dare cal me a rasist?
Harry: No I don't
Bella: you must been dropd on yur head asa baby
Harry: I just asked a question
Bella: stupid one
very verystupid
Harry: Fuck you
You don't have respect
Bella: FUCK YOU ASSWHOLE
Harry: Dickhead
Bella: FUCKFACE
Harry: Your mouth look like wide pussy
But I still love you
Bella: THAN YUR EVEN MORE STUPIDER THAN I THOHT
Harry: Lol
Bella come and wipe my ass
Bella: STUPID SAUSAGE JOCKY

2 days later
Harry: Hey
My baby
Bella: <middlefinger emoji>
Harry: My wife
Bella: dreme on
Harry: My princess charming
Bella: hi princess
Harry: My love
Bella: hi miss
Harry: How are you
Bella: fine
Harry: what did you eat
Bella: yur hed
Harry: Really
Bella: yur still talkin so i gess not
Harry: How often do you lie
Bella: always of curse
how often are yu stoopid
Harry: I'm not surprised, albinos always talk thrash
Bella: at leest not all people ar stoopid. yu just make a job of it
Harry: Your stupidity has no grade
I know you still put on pamper
Congrats
Bella: yu kno its actually cute wen yu try to be insulting but yu look like a litel boy tryin on his daddies shoes and trippin wen he wants to walk
Harry: I will tell your mom that you had sex with three guys at once and you still lie that you are a virgin
Bella: lolz wen yu say that shell believ yu
but it were 2 not 3
Harry: They were 3
Bella: yu wer dere in yur dremes
dreme on princess
Harry: OK my guy
Bella: <thumbsup>

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:34 pm

Abdul: Hi Nora
Nora: hi
Abdul: How are you?
Nora: fine thank you
Abdul: Good when will I see you?
Nora: no idea
Abdul: Oh why?
Nora: because I don't know
Abdul: Nice profile
Nora: thank you
Abdul: Okay you welcome
Are you marry now?
Nora: no
Abdul: What are you waiting for?
Nora: I'm not waiting for anything
Abdul: Oh okay so marry me then
Nora: why?
Abdul: I want you
Nora: do I look like I"m desperate?
Abdul: What did you mean
Nora: exactly what I"m saying
Abdul: Ok sorry
Am just joking with you
Nora: of course
🙄
Abdul: Yeah
Nora: <thumbsup>
Abdul: Stay bless always
Nora: <thumbsup>
Abdul: Good woman
Nora: <thumbsup>
Abdul: Yea 🙌
Nora: <thumbsup>
Abdul: Good
Nora: <thumbsup>

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