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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 2:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Continued from here.

This lad decided he wanted to be an artiste and design album covers (whatever those are). Here's his application and the ensuing exciting conversation!

Quote:
Sean: Hi here is my application form.
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Sean: Good morning how are you?
Anita: K. I have seen it and I will download it in a bit.
Hey, u there?
I am submitting ur app 2 the Hiring Committee. I need 2 introduce u 2 Darla.She'll be ur handler.
Sean: Oh really okay
Who is she?
Anita: Sorry. Her name is Darla.
Plz introduce urself 2 her.
Thx.
Sean: Oh okay
So I should wait for her to add me or?
The Next Day...THU 8:20 PM
Anita: What do u mean?
Sean: You told me to introduce myself 2 her
So at where?
Anita: She's on FB, silly.
Sean: Why the insult
How would I know it's her whiles you never give me her username
Or her profile.
Anita: What insult?
O! I thot u saw her in my profile.
https://www.facebook.com/darla.does.every1
Sean: But you called me silly
Sean removed a message
Anita: What message did u remove?
Anita: And silly isn't an insult.
Sean: Okay i will add her
It was wrong spelling
Anita: Hmmm
Sean: Everyone is about to make mistakes
So what are you doing presently
Anita: Working, U?
Sean: The same
Anita: K
Sean: I just introduce myself to Darla
Anita: Yay!
Anita: She will make sure 2 groom u and get u all that u deserve.
Sean: Oh really that would be nice
Sounds great

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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 8:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

We are waiting.

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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 8:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Y'know it'd be nice if someone told me eh? Jeeze best get on with it then...

Quote:
Sean:Hi Darla how are you
My name is Sean Anita invited me to applied job to your company Titlanta Employment Application. I already fill the form and submit it to her.
Darla:Good morning. I have reviewed your application but would rather you tell me all about yourself ok?
Sean:My name Sean I am from the Gambia I am 29 years old single, I live in nuclear family. I like meeting new people 2 know there way of life I appreciate all the little things in life and also I due care 4 others.
My favorite lesson in school was Art I love 2 draw coz I enjoy doing it.
Hobbies: exercise, movies, spending time with love once.
Darla: What do you mean by nuclear family?
Sean:I mean small family
Darla: ok
Sean: Yeah
Darla: Yess
Sean:OK so what is next
Darla: Right now we are just getting to know each other but soon I'd imagine you will become internationally famous with my help
Sean:Did you know the post i applied for in your company
What do you mean by becoming international famous
Darla: As an artist you should be able to attract world wide attention
I need to go to a meeting but would like to leave you with a small art project so I can assess your capabilities.
Sean:Yeah sure
Darla: Most excellent. Please try your best (as I know you will) and we can chat a bit later
IMAGE SENT
Sean: you want me to draw the image
Darla: Yess please my sweets
Sean:But this image isn't very clear to me
Darla: That is part of the challenge and i just know that you will be most excellent at it
Sean:OK
Darla:I need to join my meeting now so I can't have any more interruptions ok?
I REALLY DID HAVE A MEETING
AND JUST AS IT ENDED HE REPLIED

Sean: Okay
LATER HE SENT HIS DRAWING
The paper sheet isn't enough space to complete the drawing
Hello
Darla: Can you give me some time my sweets? Work is rather busy today
Sean:OK
So how do u see it
WAY LATER
Darla: Hiya
Sean:U r back
Darla:Yess
And how was your day my sweets?
Sean:It's fine how about yours
Darla:Busy so we will have to move forward tomorrow
Have a pleasant evening





Not much excitement as of yet but I'm sure this Lad will provide months of entertainment. If nothing else he likes to draw stuff!

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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 8:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hehe, "Laocoon and his sons"... very nice! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 9:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I happened across a friend's crib sheets for Art History 101 the other day (This fellow has stored stuff at my place off and on for years). Anyhow while wandering through his incredible pencil drawings and descriptions I came to the Laocoon. There was no drawing accompanying the image but in its place this was written: 'Guy getting eaten by snakes'.

I was off to a meeting and figured this was a good way to keep him occupied....

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2020 1:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

if you are taking Album cover requests for him to draw

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2020 6:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This post is a bit longer exchange, but I'm trying to catch up to OP's timeframe.

Quote:
Sean: I am so interested to work to your company and I would be glad if you assist to grap the opportunity
Anita: Of coarse!
Sean: Oh nice to hear that
Anita: k
Sean: Thanks
Anita: Thumbs up
Sean: U still at work
Anita: I'm at home, but working
Sean: Oh okay nice
Anita: Not relly
Sean: Oh why
It's nice to work at home coz you feel more comfortable at home
Anita: Ok. Then I guess u can do it. I don't like it and it's not a comfort at all
Sean: Like here everyday I woke up early in the morning find car to my working place
Which is not easy at all time
Anita: I take a bus 2 work. It is 2 far 2 ride my bike.
Sean: Oh really
Me either my work place is far
Anita: k
Sean: It's also hard sometimes to get car
But I think US is more better than here due to transport
Anita: U don't have buses?
Sean: We have the mini bus and commercial viecles
But the transport is very poor
Anita: What does that mean>
Sean: We here our transportation is not smooth it's hard
We struggle everyday to get car to reach our destination
I mean our home
Anita: Yeah, Atlanta has sum potholes 2.
Sean: But I think it's not like here
Anita: K
Sean: Are you single
Anita: Yes. I'm here by myself.
Sean: Oh really
You live alone
Anita: No. Daddy is in Argentina 4 work and he got stuck there.
Sean: Oh okay
Anita: Yeah
Sean: I'm single too
Anita: K.
Sean: Yea
Anita: Why r u celebrating?
Sean: What do u mean
Anita: U said Yea! It's what I yell when I'm excited and celebrating.
Sean: Oh OK really
Anita: Really what?
Sean: So it's that a celebration
Anita: I don't relly understand what ur asking me.
Sean: Do you mean'' yea'' is a celebrating
I was just excited when you said you are single
Anita: Why?
At Church, I am a little shunned cuz of it.
Sean: Coz you are such a beautiful maiden
Oh really
Anita: No. I am the ugly douggy in my Church.
Sean: It's that you on your profile
Anita: Yes. I told u.
U can see why I am single.
It's ok cuz I take care of Daddy and HE is in my heart!
Sean: Wow. But you are very pretty.. Why you called yourself ugly douggy.. With all that beautiful face of yours.
You don't deserve to be single cuz you are beautiful
Oh that's good..!
Anita: Thx 4 ur symphony, but I know the truth. It's why the Church has had a hard time finding me my husband.
Sean: What do you mean by finding you a husband? Does that mean without the church you can't get husband?
Anita: Everybuddy I know has a husband from the Church.
Sean: What do you mean
I don't understand
But you are such a beautiful that every man wish to have. Coz you are beautiful
Anita: I don't think I am, but thx
Sean: Offcuse sure you are
Would you like to shear photos with me.... If you don't mind
Anita: Why?
Did u contact Darla?
Sean: So that i can explain how beauty u are by seeing ur photos
Yeah I did
She told me that she will talk to me today but still I didn't hear from her
Anita: K
I do not want u 2 talk of my looks. It makes me sad.
Sean: Why?
Anita: I don't want 2 talk abut it
Sean: Why it is that u find it very difficult 2 talk about it.
Anita: It seems u keep wanting 2 talk abut it.
Sean: It's also good shear ur sadness maybe destiny can lead it 2 something
Anita: I pray 2 HIM.
I share with HIM. No buddy can help like HE can.
Sean: Yeah I really
Who?
Anita: HIM
Sean: Who is that person
Anita: Our LORD & SAVER JESUS, and GOD.
Do u not know HIM?
Sean: Ooh now get you
I thot u said dating with a person
Anita: No
Sean: I either not dating anyone
Anita
I don't think that makes a difference if u get the job or not.
Sean: What exactly do you mean
difference about?
Anita: I don't think the Hiring Committee cares if ur dating or not.
Sean: I didn't mean the hiring committee, I mean u I'm letting you know that I am single
Anita: Oh, I don't care abut that.
Peoples martial status doesn't matter 2 me.
Sean: Oh really but why
I'm much interested in u if u do not mind about it
I like you.
Anita: Well, I get that, cuz I'm not a mean person and I luv HIM and I'm trying 2 get u a job, so why wuldnt u like me?
Sean: I know you are trying to get me a job but also think it's not a crime to like a person
It's good to express ur feelings better than hidden it
Sean: Hello
Still now Darla didn't talk to me, I have been waiting 4 her reply still.
Sorry 4 my previous words yesterday didn't know u don't like such words
Anita: K. I sent her an email. I know she said she was sheltering in place with Jack, Jim, Jose, and Johnny, so maybe she has 2 wait 2 use the internet.
Sean: OK. She just replied 2 me few minutes ago
Anita: k
Sean: Ok
Anita: k
Sean: Alright
Anita: What is?
Sean: Nothing I just say ok
Anita: No, u said Alright. I knew it was k, but what is alreight?
Sean: It's fine I mean
I'm chatting with Darla
Anita: Sorry. Didn't mean 2 interfere
Sean: You are not interfering
Anita: It;s ok. I have others that r massaging me now.
Sean: OK so let me not interfere
Anita: Yea
Sean: Ok
Later
Sean: Hi
Anita: Hey
Sean: Darla send me an image to draw it.
Which I already did
Anita: Sounds abut rite
Wow. Ur quick on the pencil!
Sean: Would you like 2 see it
Anita: K
Sean: <Image from above>
I use pen
Anita: k
Sean: How do u see it
Anita: I just look at the screen and there it is.
Sean: Do you like it
Anita: Oh, I don't know art and I turn from seeing naked men.
Sean: It the image Darla send me 2 see my drawing hand
Anita: Yeah, that's not my depot, so I don't know.
Sean: She said it's part of the challenge
Anita: K. Seems right. It's similar for musicians and stunt men, but they only draw 1 pic on their application 2 show if they r artistic.
Sean: Oh okay
I need your fully support on this
Anita: What does that mean?
Sean: You make them to approve me
Anita: Well, I can't make them.
Sean: U didn't get what I am trying say
Anita: Which word did I not understand?
Sean: Assist me to get the job
That's what I mean
Anita: I did. I sent the application 2 the Hiring Committee and got u Darla 2 handle u.
Sean: I know
U did
Anita: K. Then what did I not get?
Sean: I'm trying to say that u should speak with Darla at times 4 her to consider me more
Anita
We r not in the office. There's a lockdown going on.
Sean: Oh I know
Anita: Then how culd I talk 2 her?
Sean: OK I understand
Anita: Well, I don't.
Sean: You don't
Anita: Yes
Sean: What is that u don't understand
Anita: How can I speak 2 her to consider u more when theres a lockdown and we r not in the office?
U understand?
Sean: U explain that already
I understand
Anita: I know I explained it, but u asked me what I don't understand.
Sean: Coz u said u don't
That's y I ask
Anita: K. I'm relly cornfused now. What do I do?
Sean: Do not confused
Anita: K. That doesn't help.
Sean: Meaning
Anita: Yes?
Sean: Okay
U said doesn't help
Anita: I did
Sean: What doesn't help
Who are does people that r messaging u that u told me earlier
Anita: Huh?
What did I tell u?
Sean: U told me that u have people messaging u
Anita: Yes. I am working.
Why wuld they not massage me?
Sean: I'm just asking who r they
Anita: Musicians, artistes, actors, models, and others.
Sean: Oh really that's good
Anita: Yes, very gud. It's how I get paid.
Sean: Oh that's nice

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2020 7:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Did he mention what his occupation is right now? I saw his 2 previous employment entries on the application but they looked identical...he was a shopkeep helping his parents for both. Obviously, he could be lying but if he isn't and really needs to take a taxi to work and back everyday then he might have a relatively decent job that justifies spending so much on transportation. I like some of his "lad speak" submissions: "grap" (grasp), "thot" (thought), "offcuse" (of course), "shear" (share). You may just be able to make a star out of him yet...and "cornfused" is still one of my all time favorite words in the Eater de-educaton dictionary.
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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2020 10:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

All of this is like pulling teeth and getting absolutely no wisdom from them...but I digress:

Quote:
Sean: Hi
darla: Well hello there
Sean:How are you
darla: I am well and yourself my sweets?
Sean: I am good
darla: Now that you are here can you answer some questions for me?
LOOONG PAUSE
Sean: Okay go ahead
darla: Actually my dear I need to go into a meeting but should be available in a few hours
Sean:Oh okay later then
AFTER MY TOWN HALL
darla: Hiya
FOREVER
Sean:Hello
darla: You most certainly are a tough man to get ahold of
Sean:Meaning
darla: I want to make sure you are committed before proceeding
Sean: Okay
darla: Are you ready to answer some questions?
Sean:I will answer the one i can
darla: Just a sec Hunny someone is at the door
I HAD TO PEE
Sean: OK
darla: It was the liquor delivery guy Carl33to. I'm going to knock back a few stiff ones tonight
Sean:I don't understand
darla: Yu never have a fews drinks to losen up Hun?
Sean:Still i didn't understand what r u trying 2 say
darla: AM gonna to get drunk !!! !
Sean:Oh u drink
darla: Sumtines
Sean:I don't drink
[
darla:Either way are you ready for some questions?
Sean:What r the questions
darla: where to begin??
Hmmm...sec
Sean: Waiting
darla: Oooh got it. Why don't yu have a girlfried?
Sean:Before I was but now single
Didn't find my choice yet
darla: Oh ok. Happily cause when we sign you we don't want any of those haemofeeliacs ifyou know what am talking about
Sean:No I didn't understand
darla:That is ok we can move on because I ned to ask about your professional expertise
Sean:Okay then we can move on
darla: You must have a portfolio of dwalrings yess?
Sean:Meaning exactly
darla:You have drawings that you have made and saved and sold?????
Sean:No but I due have people who called me to draw for them
darla: What I mean is that Titlanta may haver to buy those drawings back since you will become their property
Sean:Oh yeah sure that would be nice
Just... a sec will be back ok
darla: ok

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2020 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL. You straight up told the lad that his entire being/existence would be purchased by Titlanta and he would then become their "property" as if he were just a used car yet he wonders off to fetch something that you need to help make that process happen. Incredible. The things lads will do for money is amazing. I forgot about Darla but I'm glad that she is back to stir the pot.
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2020 1:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If you're bored from watching paint dry, you can probably skip this conversation. It will put you to sleep, too.

Quote:
Sean: How are you doing
Anita: Busy
Sean: Good
Then later
Anita: What is later? I don't know.
I'm not an Oracle Priestess
Sean: I know I just later coz u r busy
Dats all
Anita: K
Sean: Hi u still busy
Later...
Anita: A little.
Sean: Ok
Anita: Why? what is happening?
Sean: Nothing at all
Just asking
Anita: And what is happening with u?
Sean: Nothing I am fine
I just find u interesting since we met here
Anita: K
I'm relly pretty boring. Tell me abut u.
Sean: I'm bored 2 just watching TV
Anita: Oh. U don't work no more?
Sean: I'm close
Anita: Close 2 what?
Sean: 6 pm
Anita: I guess.
Later...
Sean: What r doing right now
Anita: Getting ready 2 go work in my garden.
Sean: Oh u make a garden that's good
It's nice
Anita: Yes
Sean: I ove garden
The next day...
Anita: Same
Sean: Oh nice
Anita: Yeah.
I grow and can a lot.
Sean: Oh really
Anita: Yes
Tell me a joke.
Sean: ]A joke
Anita: That isn't funny.
At all.
Later...
Sean: The first time my uncle met my grandparents they invited him 4 lunch. He was pretty various, of course he wanted 2 make a good impression. But the moment he wanted 2 sit down, my grandpa pulled his chair as a joke, and he fell 2 the floor.
Anita: Wow. That is very, very mean. Was he hurt?
Later...
Sean: No he was not
Anita: Gud
Sean: U tell me a joke
Later...
Anita: K. How do u put 2gether a party in outer space?
Sean: I don't really understand

:banghead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CxX8nvLalE

Anita: U planet.
It's a joke.
Sean: Oh okay it's not funny 2 me
Anita: Oh.
Sean: Yeah
Anita: K. Here's 1 we tell at Church. It's a belly buster.
And the Lord said unto John "Come forth and u will receive eternal life.:
But, John came fifth and got a toaster!
Sean: Ooh
Anita: That's a gud 1, rite?!?!?!?!
Sean: Yeah it's nice
Anita: Thx!
Sean: Okay
I'm bored
Anita: K. What do u normally do when ur bored?
Sean: I use to draw or sometimes I just go 2 the beach sid6
Side
Anita: And what r u drawing?
Sean: I'm not drawing right but I draw anything i feel like
Right now am on bed
Feeling lonely
Anita: Oh, no. Why r u not drawing rite? This is a horrible time 4 that. Darla will not be happy or able 2 help!
Sean: Right now it's 1:12 am here
Anita: K. So ur going bed then?
Sean: Yeah it's bed time
Anita: K. Gud nite

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2020 3:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The amount of absolute nonsense that lads are willing to subject themselves to in hopes of some meager cash payout might indicate a lack of real and actual victims as of late. Either way I find this quite funny.
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2020 10:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr. Man continues in his saga to be really really dull:
Quote:
Darla: Hiya
Sean:: How are you
Darla: Am well and you?
Sean::Am good
Darla: Have you had a chance to consider the price or your portfolio assuming Titlanta would like to purchase it?
Sean::No I didn't
Darla: That would could be what we call an action item round these parts
Sean:: Okay
So how would I know I am selected
Darla: Hunny my job is to get you selected assuming yu plays by my rules and lissen good
Sean::Oh okay
Darla: Being said may i ask your artistic background?
Sean::Okay go on
Darla: Seriously! Do yu have one? Or do you have edumication? Anything..work with me here ok?
Sean::Yes I am educated and I believe i can work with u
Darla:A few more questions and we wil be dun for tonight ok?
Sean::OK am listening
Darla: Why don't you drink alcohol and would yu be willng to have a relationship with a girl who dooes?
Sean::In the first place drinking alcohol is not good and not good 4 the health coz it's damages ur system gradually. I don't want 2 have a relationship with girl who drunk
Darla: Too think I thunkyou were cute two
Sean:: Meaning
Darla: I like a drink or five occasion Mr. Mann!
Sean::Oh really OK
Darla: Probly no sense in asking if yu have a Big Wang Dangler because you'd talk about the Metric system or somthing
Sean::What do you mean by that
Explain to me
Darla: Nevermind
We can continue toorrow ok?


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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2020 11:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The more I think of it I bet I was Baited into Baiting this Lad...

Quote:
Sean:Hey hope u still consider my application 2 ur company.
Darla: Well hello there my special man
Sean:Yeah how are you
Darla: Am very good. Happy Saturday!!
Sean::Oh that's nice love 2 hear that
Darla:I don't norally work weekends but for yu I'll make an exception
Sean:Oh really that would be nice... Thanks
I will back few moment ok
Darla: ok
AFTER AN HOUR
Actually nevermind fuckhead. I take time out of my weekend to help a nob headed docuhe like you??? Fuck sakes yu are too stoopid to take what has been handed to yu fucker shit head ass whole!!!!


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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^I'm starting to think this lad is trying to waste my time to keep me from baiting other lads. Hey, wait a minute, here...

Quote:
Anita: Did u gets lots of sleep?
Sean: Oh yeah I didn't but am somehow late at work
Anita: Can u explain?
Sean: I didn't woke up early
I get at work late
Anita: Oh. That is bad. Did u get in troubles?
Sean: My boss advise me not that thing reapit
again
So I apologize 2 her
Anita: Wait. U have a woman 4 a boss?
Sean: Yeah the owner of the shop is a woman
Anita: WOW!
Sean: Are you excited 2 hear that
Anita: I dont know any women bosses. Does she make gud decisions? How is she as a boss?
Sean: Off course there woman bosses many here in my country... Yeah she makes good decisions and she has experience
U never has women bosses there
Anita: Me no? I'm glad ur used 2 taking orders from women. Tell me abut ur country.
Sean: My country the Gambia West Africa the smiling coast of Africa, it's surrounded by water with 1.5 million population
We have 2 seasons the raining season and the dry season
Anita: Wow. Surrounded by water? That must be wonderful!
Sean: Yeah it's a peaceful country it's a island


Shocked

Excuse this break in your reading.

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SMDH.
Back to the bait...

Quote:
Sean: It's the smallest country in Africa
With 8 tribes
Anita: Like the Comanches and Sioux here?
Do u have 2 live on reservations like them?
Sean: Oh really
Anita: Huh?
Sean: I'm born and grow up here
And I never has the opportunity 2 be outside of my country
Anita: On a reservation?
Sean: Maybe I didn't understand the word
Reservation
Anita: What is a tribe over there?
Sean: Ethnicity
Or ethnic group
Anita: Ok. What is that?
Sean: It's means different languages
And different cultures
Anita: So, like peoples from Canada, and Africa, and Mexico, and Oklahoma and stuff like that? We have that hear 2.
Sean: Oh really
Exactly that's what I mean
U never tell me about ur country
Anita: Oh. I thot u knew about the US.
Sean: Yeah I knew about the US but I never been there
Tell me about the US
Anita: Well, we have a lot of peanuts and pecans. There's Atlanta where they had the Olympics and Coca-Cola is here. Savannah had the nice plantations and the relly old buildings that survived from the war. There's a couple forts here, but they came after the war.
Sean: Oh that's nice
Sounds great
Anita: Oh, it surely is Heaven Made.
Sean: Wow!
It's nice 2 be in the US
Anita: It most certainly is. It isn't nice 2 b there?
Sean: It's nice 2 be there... I really want to experience things there.
Anita: If u get the job, u can.
What did u do at work 2day?
Sean: Coz i never have the opportunity 2 be outside of my country
Anita: Also, ur going 2 have 2 try and be relly fun 4 Darla 2 help u. If ur not fun (and ur joke yesterday wasn't fun), she mite not think ur artistic enuff.
We aren't emo, u know.
Sean: Just as usual
Ooh I see
I will try with all that 2 be fun with her
But u can also be a help
What is emo?
Anita: How can I be a help?
Emo is when ur all sad and stuff and u need sum 1 2 make u smile and happy. I think that's why they say "Tickle Me Emo," so they can get out of that funky mood.
Sean: Oh so should i get that emo or what
If I should choose sum 1 2 make me and happy, I will choose u
Coz it's hard 2 find darla online she hardly be online
Anita: She lives out in the woods, u see. That woman and her kitty and sumthing else I can't remember. But, I think it gives her bad internets.
We all have 2 work from home now.
I'm not sure if u want 2 get all emo or not. It's prolly bad if u do. U want 2 be happy and show her ur fun and funny, rite?
Sean: She doesn't stay online like u do
Yeah but she doesn't stay online
Why u r not sure if that
Of that *
Anita: I just said she had bad internet.
Sean: Okay
I think u don't want 2 be of help
Anita: Huh. How have I not bean helping u?
Sean: I know u r doing so....i know
Thanks
But just......


Ok...

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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 9:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe "Island" was used as a metaphor or a phrase..."like a world apart". Or he is an idiot who lies.

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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2020 7:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been trying gang...I really really have:

Quote:
Sean:Ooh y this message what happened and y insulting tell me what is the matter exactly
Did I do anything wrong, what maid be that?
MUCH LATER
Hi
You promise 2 make exception for me during the weekend
Darla: I did until yu decided to leave me waiting for like six freaking hours yu ass clown
MANY HOURS LATER
Sean:Hi sorry I was busy... how are you
Darla: Hmmmmm
Sean:So how is ur weekend
Darla: Quit your Bullshits MRmann
Sean:Hey what r u saying
I LOST INERNETTINGS FOR A BIT
Are you there
Darla: Yess
Sean:So I want 2 know how far about the job 2 ur company
Darla: Well that is easy. Real fucken easy!!!!
yu arent serious and this my serious face yu shuit fuck head clown among others things as you might suspect.
Sean:Of curse I'm serious
I really need the job please consider me
Darla: Convince me why I should
Sean:I like 2 achieved my dream 2 be coming a great artist and believes with the help of your company I will be able 2 achieve that dream
I'm serious please i need ur support
ANOTHER DAY
Hi how r u
Darla:Disappointed in yu
Sean:Why
Darla: I went out of my way to help yu and yu didn't care
Sean:Of course I'm care I need ur help
Please i need ur support
Darla: Then draw the following image to the best of your ability so that I can present it to the application committee
IMAGE SENT
Sean:Okay I will draw it
LATER
Hi
Darla: Yess?
Sean:Still on the drawing
Darla: ok
Sean:The faces r plenty on the image
I need time 2 complete it
I already star3
Started
Darla: Thank yu for the update
Sean:OK
TODAY
Hi good day, how are you doing?
Darla: Am well thanks yu my sweats
Sean:I'm done with the the drawing
Darla: Then why haven't yu sent it to me?
Sean:Okay
AND HE SENT HIS DRAWING
Darla: ok let me review and I'll get back to you later today
Sean:Okay




I think he needs a little help from his friends:

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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2020 8:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lol!

Never realised Jack Black was on that album cover (top right)!

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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2020 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Like pulling teeth. Let's catch this up.

Quote:
Sean: : Hi
Anita: : U never finished. U just said, but just...
Sean: : I don't think if darla would help me, coz she ignored my texts..
Anita: : I guess u want 2 ignore what I told u.
Sean: : No I do not... She give me a very toff drawing 2 sketch
Right now am hard on it
Anita: : Why r u a hard on?
Sean: : It's a difficult image not easy to sketch coz plenty faces on it
It's a group of people together
Anita: : Like this?


Do a Google Search for "Alex Ross Monty Python" images and you will see what he was sent.

Quote:
Sean: : No
It's this
<Original Album Cover>
Anita: : Oh, u can do that.
Sean: : I am trying but not that easy
I need time 2 complete it
Anita: : Take ur time. When do u have 2 have it back?
Sean: : I already started 2moro I will complete it
Anita: : Wow. With colors and everything?
Sean: : Yeah
Anita: : Is she talking at u 2day?
Sean: : Yes she did
Anita: : k
Sean: : She give me that image 2 day
Anita: : K.
What does ur start look like?
Sean: : I left it at the shop I didn't came with it at home
Anita: : Oh. So ur making it while u work? Smart plan.
Sean: : Yeah that's how I do it
The next day...
Sean: : So how was ur day
Anita: : Busy. Very busy. Urs?
Sean: : Was the same
Anita: : U had lots of peeps in the shop?
Sean: : What is peeps
Anita: : Peoples
Sean: : Oh yeah customers
It's was busy
Anita: : What did they buy?
Sean: : They buy a lots of stuffs
Anita: : K
Sean: : What about you what did you do toda5
Today
Anita: : Recruited a voice artist from North Korea and singer from New Zealand.
Sean: : Oh that's sounds great
Anita: : But, I also spent most of my day making peanut butter and canning it.
Sean: : Oh really you prepear food also
That's nice
Can you show me?
Anita: : What do u mean?
Sean: : Explain peanut butter
Anita
It is a spread 4 bread that's made from peanuts, when u smash them all up.
Sean: : Can you show me to see them
Anita: : How?
Oh! Here u go! https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/howto/guide/peanut-butter-healthy
Sean: : It's seems like there are groundnut right
Anita: : Yes.
Sean: : I like groundnut
Anita: : Me 2
The more the nuts r ground, the better.
Sean: : We due farm groundnut here
Anita: : K. Same here.
Sean: : Okay
Anita: : Sean: : What is ur time there
Anita: : 8:17.
Y?
Sean: : Nothing just asking
We are different in hours
Mine here is 12:19 am
Anita: : K
Sean: : Yeah
What are you doing right now
Anita: : Getting ready 2 make my nite time prayers.
Sean: : Oh that's good
Anita: : Yes
Gud nite!
Sean: : OK Gud night
The next day...again...
Anita: : Gud morning!
Sean: : How are you today
Anita: : Fine. A lot busy so I wanted 2 let u know.
Sean: : About what
Anita: : That I am very busy 2day. I know u get upsettled when Darla doesn't talk 2 u lots and lots
Sean: : Yeah she doesn't... Oh you busy 2 day OK that's good
I have completed my drawing
Anita: : So ur store isn't busy?
Sean: : Not at all
Anita: : That's 2 bad.
How is ur drawing?
Sean: : The business 2 day is bad
Anita: : Y?
Sean: : Would you like 2 see it
Anita: : Sure.
Sean: : Okay
<The Crap Up Above>
Anita: : Ur still coloring it, then?
Sean: : No I am done
Anita: : O
Well, I'm not an artiste, so what do I know?
Sean: : How do u see it
Anita: : Lots of white.
Sean: : I didn't have the other color
Anita: : K.
Ur the artiste, not me.
Sean: : I am just letting you know
I already send it 2 Darla
Anita: : K.
And she luved it?
Sean: : She just said let her review it then she will get back 2 me
Anita: : K
Sean: : That's all she said
Anita: : K
Sean: : K
Anita: : I have 2 work 4 a little. U made me by doing ur little drawing.
Sean: : Oh okay should I excuse
Anita: : What do u mean? R u gassy?
Sean: : U told me u r going 2 do some work
Anita: : Yes.


He has reached out to another old character, MJB, and requested her friendship. He's been trying to get to know her. He is a slow worker...

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 11:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dumber than a bag of Hammer pants I tells ya:

Quote:
Sean:What are you doing
Hi
Hi
How ar you
Darla: hiya
Sean:I miss you here
Darla:How sweat of yu
Sean:I'm fine how about yours
Darla:All is well here hunny. Just preparing to send your art to the hiring committee
Sean:Oh that's sounds great, happy to hear that.. Hope you having a lovely day
Darla:Yess
Sean: That's good
MORE LATERER
Hello my dear
Darla:Hiya
LATER
Sean:How far my dear, hope all is well
Darla: Hiya
LATER
Sean:So have u send my art to the hiring committee
Darla:Hurh?
READ THE ABOVE AS SCOOBY DOO
Sean:Meaning?
Darla: Dunno raggy!
Sean:What is that
Darla: Hunny guess what?
Sean:what
Darla: Chickwen Butt
Haahahahaha
Sean:Oh really it's that ur dinner
LATER
Hello
Darla: Hiya
Sean:Tell me about my art
Darla: What woukd yu like to hear hunny?
Sean:Have you send my application and art to the hiring committee
Darla: I has cause i work for yu my sausage
Sean: Ok my dear
Darla: How would you rate your efforts my little canoe de la douche?
Sean:I need your help and support about getting the job
Did you mean I have to pay you back
Like what?
TODAY
Sean:Hello sweet Darla
Darla:well hello to yu my stud
Sean:How are you my dear
Darla: Life is good but i need more ok?
Sean:Oh like what?
Darla: Am here all alone
Sean:Oh really me either I'm alone
Darla: awww maybe we were maid for eahother??
Sean:I hope so maybe
What do you have for me?
Darla:Watcha looking for Hunny?
Sean:I would like to meet you
Darla: Tell me more
Sean:really want to come over and meet you face to face
But I'm far
So I want you to consider me on your hiring committee. How do you think?







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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2020 4:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I swear this one is trying for the 'Dullest Lad on the Planet' award:

Quote:

Sean:Hey
Hey what is the matter
Why the ignorance
Hey
Tell me something
Darla: ok
Sean:I'm listening
Darla: ASSamam wodoosfuj but seruiouslt WHat do yu want?
Sean: I want to work in your company, hiring committee Titlanta
Really serious about it.
Darla: ok
Sean:Yeah
Darla: Yu do realise it iss sunday doont yu?
Sean:Yeah it's Sunday
So what happened?
Darla: Yu know what Darla doesn't do on Sunday??
Sean:But you promise to make an exception
Darla: I hardly dont think slo mister MMan
Sean:Does it mean I wouldn't have the job
Darla: It is Fuking Sltnday yu fuking iodit extrardinrre as they saY IN FRAnCE FUCK OOOF..
Sean:Have we got into these
You are insulting me. Why
Darla: ??
Sea: think I'm not appreciated by you coz I never understand what's going on
Darla: When one removes the think portion from your post it makes more better sense:"I'm not appreciated by you coz I never understand what's going on"
Sean:Anita, she is the one who told me to applied to your company Titlanta.
Darla: IdiOt is sunday Sunday!!!
WTF do yj want????
Are yu thst?
Sunday evening
Dang I have an afternoon off
Best check in with fuck face the douche [email protected][email protected]@@1
Sean:Do you need someone at your side
OK! How are you enjoying the Sunday?
Darla: I was going for my bath but might just might chsrt for s bit
Sean:Oh really ok
Do you live alone
ANOTHER DAY
Hello
Darla: Well hello to yu my little stud
Sean:How it's hanging miss you
Darla: Yu are ever so sweat
Sean:How are you couping with things
Darla: All is good Hunny
Sean:Oh nice to hear. How is the lockdown there?
Darla:If nothing else I got rid of thst ankled bracelett
Sean:Oh nice to hear. How is the lockdown there?
ANOTHER DAY
Hello
Hello sweetie
Hi
Hello Darla
Any news about your company
Darla:Everything seems favorable my Sweats but please be patient ok?
Sean:Oh good to hear that.. OK I will




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