Stupid Idiot Lad gets chopped by Gomer - again!

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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:15 pm

So, I got this in my spambox. Pretty standard stuff, doesn't look like things has changed much.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
FBI Headquarters In Washington, D.C. Federal Bureau Of Investigation J. Edgar
Hoover Building 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
FROM FBI Director; Robert S.
Muller III. and Mrs. Faith Jordan FBI Director Website: www.fbi.govWEBSITE: http://www.fbi.gov/libref/directors/directmain.htm
WEBSITE: http://www.fbi.gov/libref/executives/director.htm
Notice to you.

We have been watching every single transaction you made since last year until
this 2019 and you have to know that we are also working to make sure your funds
which are suppose to be delivered to you, and also bear in mind that what ever
you emailing us will be forward to the court.

Also we are hereby to notify by the Federal Bureau Of Investigation Cotonou
Department of the insult you imposed on them by failing to comply by their
requirements.

Your full residential address has been forwarded to us for your immediate
arrest to face your charge but I deemed it and fit to give you one more chance
to save yourself from this mess.

We have been told that you have failed to dance by the rule of the FBI which
will warrant 2 years jail sentence. Now I Christopher A. Wray, the current
Director of the FBI Department giving you 24 working hours to effect the
payment of the $85.00 usd. To the FBI in Republic Of Benin (FBI SECURITY) with
the information written below send it thought western union or money gram:

Receiver Name: PAUL LOKO
Country: Benin Republic
City: Cotonou
Test Question: Arrival
Text Answer: Arrival
Amount: $85.USD only
Mtcn number: _____________?
Sender name__________________?
Sender country___________?

Urgent to go and send the fee

Note: You have to make this payment so that your funds will be delivered
immediately to your destination. You have to stop every transaction you are
communicating with other organization to avoid delay on
the processing of your funds because we was told that this year project will
end this month.

We hope you understand that there is warning before arresting? If you fail to
stick with my advice or any delay will lead to us coming directly to your home
address at any time, so try and dance by the rule and get back to me with good
understanding ASAP.

I replied.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I received your email, and it sounds great, but tell me what I have to do?

Ruprecht

This is where it caught my interest, because things got a little weird already at this early point...

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Follow the instructions given to you if you truly want to received your fund.

Um... that was a little early for the lad to go into greedy idiot mode Shocked

, but hey, I decided to play along. Laughing

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

What instructions?

Ruprecht

His reply... Rolling Eyes

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Go to western union to send the fee?

Nope, lad, sorry, can't do that.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Vait a minute. first of all, I am not even sure who you are, and secondly, I am not sure zere is a Vestern Union anyvhere nearby, although I zink I could find a Moneygram. But I am not sure what I am paying for, so please explain zat.

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Don't you read my email?

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Yes, but anybody can write somezing like zat and ask for money.

Ruprecht

Now it began to get weirder. He speeded up the frequence between mails considerably.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

This is real true however you are advised to make the payment today If you truly want to received your cash Otherwise you will be arrested soon and be jailed for 2 year.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Arrested? What, is this some kind of joke??

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Do you want to received your cash or not?

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Yes I do, but I don't send money to strangers just like that, you must be crazy. What if you just laugh and spend them on women and tobacco?

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

OK seen you are not interested anymore in receiving your cash.

It was beginning to get a bit boring at this point, and I wasn't really sure how baitable he was at this point, but he was still very quick to mail. So I humored him a little more.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Are you a dummkopf or somezing? Who says I'm not interested?

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Go to money gram and send the fee now

WOOHOO! Slapping time!!! I love a good lad slapping! Very Happy

I started out in the light department...

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

How DARE you command me like zat?!? I come from a family who served in ze Schutzstaffel!! I am not sending you as much as one dollar until you apologize!

Ruprecht!

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

OK

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

OK what??

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

I want to find out if you still interested in receiving your cash or not?

Right. Time to begin taking charge of things, slowly.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I am very interested if, and only if, I receive a thorough apology from you.
Alzo, send me your phone number, and I will call you. Zen I know you're real and I vill send ze money.

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Am sorry OK, however here is my phone number [snipped US virtual voicemail number].

I called the number that was supposedly a US number, and my suspicions were right - it was a virtual voicemail service.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I tried to call you on said number, but no vone is answering. Vat is going on??

Ruprecht

Cheeky lad replied.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Send me your own personal information so that I can call you.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

However you are advised to call this office number +229 [SNIPPED] after making the payment.

Um... I'll opt out on that. But now the idiot actually gave me a number to call a bit later. Laughing

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

No, I vill not send you personal information, nor my phone number.. If the number you gave me is real, zen you already have my number, just look at your calling log. If it is not real, I am wondering vhy you gave me a false number. You are delaying zis whole transaction now.

Ruprecht

Then it became weird again.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Stop contacting me if you can't follow my instruction

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

You will be arrested soon if you don't send the fee as the instruction was giving to you.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Your urgent attention is needed now [Lad forwarded the format]

Still nope, ain't gonna happen.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

You vill have my attention when you send me your real number, so ve can talk, and I vill know you are not a ghost, so I can send ze money.

Ruprecht

So, I called the "agent" he gave me a phone number to, just to throw in some spice. I was pretty sure it was one and the same lad, but no reason to let him know that. Laughing

https://soundcloud.com/the-dane-1/ruprecht-grosswiener-vs-stupid-lads-stupid-agent

Sigh... Rolling Eyes

Then I mailed the lad again.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I spoke to your agent, and told him zat I am not sending ze money until you pick up your phone. Only zen vill I send ze money.

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

You are advised to send the fee to the agent responsible for delivering your cash to your house address now $85 only.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

And you are advised to give me your direct phone number, so I can speak wiz you in person. The money vill not be sent until you do so.

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Go to money gram and send the fee to the agent OK

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I am beginning to zink zat you are more zan just a little bit of a dummkopf. Do you not understand Änglisch at all? I vant to speek viz you in person first. No money vill be sent before zat happens.

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

You can't talk to me at this point

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

In zat case, I can't send the money at zis point.

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Call me on Gmail hangout I sent you message check your hangout.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

No, I don't vant to contact you through zese suspicious channel. I vant to call you on ze phone, and on ze phone only! You are not picking up, but you have plenty of time to vrite idiotic emails. Vhat is ze matter with you?? Are you not a professional? Vat is going on??

Ruprecht!!!

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

It seems like you don't want to received your cash

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

It seems like you are hiding. I am beginning to zink you are not honest. Is zere an adult person in your company?

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

This is real transaction

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Zen send me a real number so I can call you.

Ruprecht

Then something happened. The lad sent me a mail with the same number as the agents. I called it, but first the call didn't go through, so I took the opportunity to slap him again.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Another false number. What is going on?? Are you playing games again, like a small boy??

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

We don't work with rude people like you

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

And I don't work with small amateur boys like you! You are disgracing your parents!

Ruprecht!

Then I called him again, and whaddya know... this time the call went through.

https://soundcloud.com/the-dane-1/ruprecht-grosswiener-vs-christopher-a-wray

Yup, same guy. Fun. Smile

Then I followed up with a fast email, before bedtime.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

You see? Zat vasn't so hard, now vas it? And now zat you have given me an apology, I zink ve can move vorwart. Now, I look vorwart to continue zis business in a more professional manner.
Tomorrow I vill go to se Moneygram and pay ze amount, and I vill get back to you aftervards. I look vorwart to conclude zis matter.

Ruprecht

The lad swiftly responded in a more optimistic tone. Laughing

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

OK, SIR THANKS AM SORRY AGAIN SEND THE $85 THROUGH MONEY GRAM TO A SENIOR OFFICER WITH THE
INFORMATION BELOW: [Lad repeats the receiver infor]

I see there is a new Moneygram phone modality here on the forum. I'm curious of how it works, I think this is a good case for me to test it out on. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 12:17 am

The MG hotline number is posted on the first post of this thread. It also has links to where the sound files go and one to a report generator where you can tell the lad that that the funds were collected (chopped) etc.

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=301051

Why do lads think that the FBI would have any interest in making sure people get money from anybody. Especially a jackass agent in a "Benin field office" spending exorbitant amount of time fishing for $85. Pathetic.

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 12:20 am

^ I always found Benin lads to be particularly weird and stupid, and this one is no exception. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:54 am

TheDane wrote:

Grosswiener

HaHa. I don't speak German, but even I know what that means. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:09 am

I do (speak German)...and you are right Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:24 pm

I love how fast he went to the arrest threat. Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:49 pm

Gave him one more response, then went to bed.

Mr. Vray,

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I vill do so, and hopefully, ve can put all zis goebbels behind us.
I vill go to ze Moneygram tomorrow, as I promised, hopefully in ze morning vhen zey open. I am not happy to go out between people viz a high amount like that, and also, zere is ze virus situation to consider. But I vill kontakt you as soon as I have taken care of it.

Sinzerely,
Ruprecht

The next morning...

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Good morning sir

He could smell dollar, no doubt. Very Happy

Waited a couple of hours, and then it was time for the fun to begin for real.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Mr. Vray,

I succeeded in transferring ze money. I have attached a scan of ze rezept, and I look vorwart to receiving ze compensation. Kindlyget back to me so ve can arrange for ze details.

Ruprecht

Attached a receipt from the Moneygram phone modality, courtesy ScammingTheScammers.

The lads response was swift.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Send the mtcn control number

And a minute later...

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Your urgent attention is needed

I replied.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I don't know vat an MTCN number is. Ze clerk at ze Monegram office told me, zat all ze information you need is on ze rezeppt, so I sent it to you.

Ruprecht

Lad:

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Dear sir Go back to money gram however Mtcn control number is 8 digit number which will use to pick up the fee to enable us proceed.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Dear Sir Please you have to Go back to money gram and tell them to Given you the mtcn number to enable us pick up the $85 however the fee can not be able to pick up without the 8 digit number.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Mr. Vray,

I don't know anyzing about zese mezods of transfer, but I just called ze Moneygram, and zey told me, zat se number vill be released after you call a secure phone number, which is printed on ze rezept. I just checked, and I can see it right zere, so please, follow ze instructions on ze rezept and collect ze fee.

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

OK

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Dear sir I will get back to you immediately after the payment been picked u

So I waited for a while, then went to check the modality. There was indeed a bunch of recorded calls from the lad to be found... first these two:

https://soundcloud.com/the-dane-1/stupid-lad-vs-moneygram-i

https://soundcloud.com/the-dane-1/stupid-lad-vs-moneygram-ii

And additionally, another 9 calls, where the idiot hangs up right away. Laughing

Soon, he sent another email... three times repeatedly... Laughing

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Dear sir money gram refused to release the 8 digit code number however you are advised to go there and tell them to Given you mtcn reference number then send it to me here.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Excuse me? Zey refused? What did zey give you as reason?

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

No

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

But vat did zey tell you?

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

If you truly want us to complete this transaction you better go to money gram office and tell them to Given you the 8 digit code number which is mtcn control number.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Kindly ansver my question. Vat did zey tell you?

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Dear sir If that you truly make this payment, then why did they do not write down the mtcn number on the payment receipt???

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Listen, for the sake of Himmler! I vas only given ze rezept, I vasn't given any number. I vas told by ze clerk, zat zere is a secure phone line you have to call, and answer ze security qvestions, and zen you vill get ze Moneygram code, supposedly. Did you call ze number and answer ze qvestions?

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Is not working that way

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Zen tell me vhy ze gentleman at ze Moneygram office told me so? What is zis now, are you playing more games?? Are you being a joker again??

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

I have told you exactly what to do if you truly want this to proceed

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I DID exaktly vat you told me! I vent to Moneygram, and sent the money, and zey gave me a rezept, zat I sent to you! Vat is ze matter viz you, are you playing a small boy game again?? Zis is NOT funny!

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Go and pick up your money back and go to another money gram office and have it send again

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

When you go to another money gram office after making the payment tell them to Given you mtcn number.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

What is going on with you?

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Your urgent attention is needed

Time to make a call. Twisted Evil

https://soundcloud.com/the-dane-1/grosswiener-slaps-wray

That spawned some more activity in the modality. Laughing

https://soundcloud.com/the-dane-1/stupid-lad-vs-moneygram-iii
https://soundcloud.com/the-dane-1/stupid-lad-vs-moneygram-iv
https://soundcloud.com/the-dane-1/stupid-lad-vs-moneygram-v
https://soundcloud.com/the-dane-1/stupid-lad-vs-moneygram-vi

A little later, this ticked in... Laughing

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Sir I called the money gram office and they asked me question about the fee I told them that you are a good friend of mine that they should released the mtcn number to me.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Excellent, so you now have ze code so you can get ze money?

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

No, Mr Paul loko have contacted them and they refuse to send it to him.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Dear sir Tell them to Given you the mtcn number so that you can send it to me.

I decided to pretend to play along a bit.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I vill see vat I can do, and give Moneygram a call, I don't have time to go there now, but I vill call zem. Are you sure you are doing it right?

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Dear Sir If they refused to Given you the mtcn number? then tell them to Given you your money back then I will tell you the best way you can get it sent to me.

Silence.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Sir Do you called money gram office about giving you the mtcn number? Or have you collect your $85 from them.

Time for another call. Evil or Very Mad

https://soundcloud.com/the-dane-1/grosswiener-slaps-wray-again

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Your urgent attention is needed

Silence.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

I want to find out if you still interested in receiving your funds or not?

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Achtung Herr Vray!

Read zis very carefully: I have ALREADY sent you ze fee! And I am most certainly NOT going to run around town to cancel transactions and start new ones, just because you are an imkompetent dummkopf!!! Ze Moneygram person told me, zat his system data said you have hung up in EVERY SINGLE CASE, instead of completing ze call. Gott im Himmel!!!
You vill call ze phone number again, you vill be patient and vait until you get ze MTCN number, and ven you have ze number, you vill go and collect ze 85 dollars, and I do NOT vant to listen to any more complaining! Is zat understood???

Ruprecht!!!

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Cancelled the transaction

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

No. Call ze number. I am tired of playing around. You have 48 hours from ze transaction vas made, I zink, so I suggest you use ze time visely, if you vant zis bizniz to move vorwarts. All ze delay is on you now, men einfältiger Herr.

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Dear sir If you can't follow my instruction and advise to ensure your funds get to your house address then forget about it I think am old enough to know what is joke and insult.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I HAVE folloved your instructions! I sent ze money through Moneygram, just as you said. Now you are clowning around and want me to go back and cancel it? No. NEIN! It is not going to happen! Get your akt togezer, and deaæ viz zis as a professional! Am sick and tyre of zis! Stop delaying, call and get ze number, and let os continue zis transaktion, and stop behaving ridiculously and to put zis shame on yourself!

Ruprecht!!!

Then I went to bed. Laughing

The next morning

Another 7 calls were in the bucket of the modality, all of them disconnected after a second or two.
.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Good morning sir however you are advised to send the fee through western union or world Remit office after making the payment asked them to Given you mtcn number to enable us proceed with the transaction or you go to Walmart store and get iTunes Gift Card.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Vat zum Teufel are you talking about?? I ALREADY SENT ZE MONEY!!! I am NOT going to run around town to play your games. I have sent ze money, and I am leaving it to you to do the apparently mindblowing task of calling a phone number to get a code. Get your act togezer, it's not like I have asked you to invade Poland or somezing.
I have sent ze money, and I advise YOU to get zem, or ve may just as vell cancel zis comedy.

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Dear Sir Don't allow those money gram people to decived you not to received your cash I ensure you that you will received your total amount of money once you follow my instruction to advised we don't work that way, the sender name is the one who suppose to send the mtcn number not the receiver.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Vat are you talking about? No vone is trying to deceive me, unless you are. I suggest zat you start using your brain and go through ze phone process, so zat we may proceed with zis transaktion. YOU are ze cause of all ze delay at zis point!

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

OK sir, since you don't want to follow my instruction given to you then forget about this transaction because I don't work with rude people.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I ALREADY DID FOLLOV YOUR INSTRUKTIONS! I sent ze money to Moneygram! Now, it is time for you to live up to your part of ze agreement, and stop delaying zis transaktion! I am amazed that somezing zis simple can be so diffikult for you!
And for ze rekord, I am not rude, I am angry! If you zink sat zis is rudeness, just vait until I decide to get really rude, Dummkopf!

Ruprecht

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Dear sir I understood how you feel about this transaction however Check this payment slip I sent to you so that you will see the reference number on it, this is how it supposed to be this is not my fault but you.

Silence.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Dear sir Check out the payment receipt I just sent to you so that you will correct your mistake, the sender supposed to send reference number however am waiting for your response now with the mtcn to enable us proceed.

Lad attached this:

[Phone number blurred out by the cheeky lad, the rest of the senders infor blurred by me.]

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Call me

Silence.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Call me

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Herr Vray,

First of all, zis is not my fault. You vas ze vone who told me to use Moneygram, and so I did. I did everyzing you said, and I copied ze rezept I vas given, and I sent it to you. Vat more can I do, you fool??? Use magic of some kind?? This is not my fault, but YOUR fault for not being able to do somezing as simple as calling a phone number and get a code. A dog could be trained to do zat, but apparently, it is too much for you. I am astonished to vitness your inkompetence! You are delaying zis transaktion, why?
Secondly, vat is zis attachment? It is some rezept from anozer company, not from Moneygram. I don't know vat you are trying to show me, but it seems ridikulous to me.

Ruprecht!!!!

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Sender supposed to send reference number simple as ABC

Silence, while I was drinking vacation beer online with the colleagues.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

If you can't pick up your money back then forget about this transaction

Still silence, more beer.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Do you want to received your cash yes or no?

Yet more silence, and a couple of beers later.

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Sir Am waiting for your response so that I will know exactly what to do because I can't continue in this manner.

You guessed it... silence, while bicycle riding..

A few hours later...

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Sir what exactly is going on?

I went to the modality again, and found another 5 calls that were hung up right away - I can only assume that they are from my lad, but they fit into the pattern of his stupidity. Maybe ScammingteScammers can confirm whether they are from a Benin number.

Anyway, it was time to call him.

https://soundcloud.com/the-dane-1/grosswiener-calls-wray-a-dummkopf-again

I think tomorrow it's time for good, ol' chairman Gomer to do what he does best. Since the lad refuses to pick them up, he's practically giving them to the chairman, anyway, Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:37 pm

Hahaha love the Gestapo!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:44 am

^^^ LOL, a Gomer chop would be lovely. You can supplement his pain by creating a MG status report that shows the transfer as having been "collected". Here's the link:

https://sites.google.com/view/moneygramservices

This lad is such a numpty. Had he just stayed on the line for a few more seconds he would have his precious sweet MCTN. It'z awl hiz fallt!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:35 pm

^ Thanks, I already did that last night. Wink

I like to be prepared.

But first, here's a short update: Yesterday, late at night before I went to bed, I used an email spoofer to spoof his email addy, and left him a message, seemingly sent to AND from himself from his own box... and signed by one Mr. G0mer:

Chairman G0mer wrote:

Subject: I DEY CHOP UR MUGU GROSSWIENER

THANK U FOR UR MUGU DOLLAR OOOOOO UR MUGU GERMAN OYIBO GROSSWIENER
IT BE EASY TO HARK UR BOX AND PICK UP THE DOLLAR
I CALL THE NUMBER I GET THE CODE I HIT MONEYGRAM.LIKE CHILD GAME LIKE ABC.
U R SMALL BOI STILL LEARNING HOW GAME IS PLAYD
I DEY BIGGEST SHARK I GO EAT CARELESS SMALL BOIS PLAYING IN MY WATER
I GO CHOP UR MUGU BCOS U DEY CARELESS U GET EATAN BY G0MER THE SHARK
85 USD BE SMALL AMOUNT FOR ME I CHOP THEM TO SHOW U LESSON
U BE NO FIT FOR DIS GAME GO SIT WITH THE CHILDREN
LEAVE UR MAGA TO REAL GUYMEN AND GO HOME IF NOT I CHOP U AGAIN

CHAIRMAN G0MER

Went to bed late, so I slept until noon. When I woke up, there was 4 identical messages from the lad...

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Called the money gram office to know if the $85 is still available?

So I told him the good news:

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Good morning Herr Vray,

I can confirm zat zis morning, I found a message from Moneygram in my inbox, viz an attached dokument notifying me about ze pickup of ze money. So zese are excellent news, and I am happy zat you finally had a brain wave and managed to call ze phone and get ze MTCN, so you could pick up ze amount. Now ve can move vorwart viz our business.
I look vorwart to hearing about out next step from you.

Sinzerely,
Ruprecht

I attached the Safepay: Collected report from the modality.

The lad replied a little later. Laughing

Stupid and Impatient Lad wrote:

Good afternoon Dear however you are advised to change your email password because of bad people monitoring this transaction, so that we can proceed in this transaction without any further delaying I think they are some hacker in your email address! Am waiting for your response with the new password so that we can proceed in this project.

Oh dear, harkers? Shocked

Stay tuned to see how this dramatic situation unfolds. Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:50 pm

^^^ LOL, Gomer... Muhahahaha! Great story! Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:30 am

Saturday started with this from the lad. Laughing

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

Your urgent attention is needed now

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Vat is going on??? Get back to me at vonce! Vat is zis, are zese some of your games again??

Ruprecht!

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

No sir , don't you read my email message which I sent to you about the next step on how to get your funds delivery to your doorstep without any further delaying?

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

No, I only got an email about hackers. Explain yourself!

Ruprecht!

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

They are some hacker monitoring this transaction.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Really? Vat makes you zink zat? Is zis another of your games?

Ruprecht

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

No, Sir this is for your own good

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

Sir you are advised to change your email password Ok let me know once you are through.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I have done so now.
Now, vonce again, I demand an explanation! Now, vhy on Earzh do you zink zat zere are hackers involved? Explain!

Ruprecht

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

Call me

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I vill call you ven you have given me an explanation! Vat is going on???

Ruprecht!!

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

The only thing holding your funds to get to you is ownership certificate which will cost you only $200 however see what you can do to get everything done today or tomorrow by sending the final payment.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

VAT ZUM TEUFEL??? I already paid ze 85 dollars! I VANT AN EXPLANATION, and until I get an explanation, nozhing vill happen!

Ruprecht

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

What is your question that I did not answer???

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Are you stupid? I asked you vat you mean about hackers? Vhy do you zink that zere is a hacker monitoring zis?

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

Dear sir The reason why I said it is because someone else is monitoring this transaction

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

And hov do you know zis?

Ruprecht

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

Did I made myself clear?

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

No, you did not make yourself clear, you incredible fool! Zat is vhy I ask! And I varn you, zat if you do not change your tone, this business vill be cancelled immediately! I have had enough of your insolence!!! Nowm tell me: HOV DO YOU KNOV ABOUT ZE HACKER?????

Ruprecht!!!

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

Because someone else pick up the fee you sent last time, cause you don't follow my instruction and advised mind you don't am not here for joke if you truly want to received what belongs to you as owner of package you must do what I said.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Someone else picked up ze money? Is zat vat you are telling me? Is zat vat you vant me to believe? Someone else picked up ze fee? Are you serious? Or is zis a horrible joke???

Ruprecht

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

Am 100 percent sure!! what am telling you is true.

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

Don't reply back to this email if you don't want to complete this transaction.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

DO NOT TELL ME VAT TO DO, YOU FOOL!!!

Ruprecht!!!

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

OK

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

So you vant me to believe that you vere hacked??

Ruprecht

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

I don't understand English?

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

You don't understand English? I'll believe that, you gigantic idiot!!! Dummkopf! Schweinhund!!!

Ruprecht!!!

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

Let me know when you are ready to follow instruction given to you.

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I am NOT happy viz you, you imbecile!

Ruprecht

Time to call. Evil or Very Mad

https://soundcloud.com/the-dane-1/ruprecht-yells-because-of-the-fee-going-up

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

The $200 is for the signing of your ownership certificate

Went to bed. Sunday was a busy day for me, playing D&D with my nephews through the net, so I couldn't be bothered too much with this hoser.

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

Good afernoon mr Ruprecht Thanks for your mail, please what do you mean, well I will not blame your apprehension concerning this delivery as i believe you might have been disappointed by people in a way of promises that never comes true and you now finding it difficult to believe any promise or assurance again due to your previous experience.

I want to advise you that you should not allow your past experience to influence your good sense of reasoning that because most people disappointed in promises and assurance and you now feel that this management will not keep to their promise.

Failures in promises does not underscore the importance of promise keeping and We have 1000 reasons to prove your wrong that there are still some good institution that never fail in their promises of which this management is one of them.

If you observed some of my previous email you will discover that i have been more emotional and human rather than sticking to the rigid established policy of the management.

Do you think i did not feel what you felt in this transaction and the resources invested on it,if there is any person that want the success of this transaction i think i will be the first to be counted, do you know the boost that the successful completion of this transfer will have on my departmental appraisal.

We are not writing this mail to buy you up or pushed you a way from your personal believe but to ensure that at last you will make good recommendation of this institution as credible and reliable and my person in particular.

WE CAN" and i assure you that WE CAN deliver FUND once you send the money. I want to assure you that this is not scam as i am contented with what God gave me and i only leave for him. There is no gain for me to cheat you and i will never be party to it. Actually there's Scam everywhere but am given you 100% assurance that this is not SCAM so believe me and send the money as you have been advised.

Send the ,$200 by worldremit with the info listed below

Receivers Name:....chidi favour nweke
Country............Benin Republic

City:............ Cotonou

AMOUNT . . . . . . . .?

MTCN..........

SENDERS NAME.......

SENDERS ADDRESS.......

SENDERS PHONE. . . . . . .

As soon as you are done making the payment, do email me the payment slip
inline okay.

I shall be looking forward to your next email response with the Payment
DETAILS

So I fired this one off during a break in the game. Laughing

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Herr Vray,

Gott in Himmel, can you make up your mind? Zis morning, you mailed me from a new mail address and told me only to contact you zere, and now you are writing me from ze old email address again?? I zought zat ze hacker has locked you out? Zat is vat you vrote. Vat ARE zese games about??
But I can confirm zat I sent ze 1500 $ to your agent in Lagos, Nigeria, just as you instructed me to do zis morning. I sent ze rezept to him, so he could call ze number, get ze code and collect ze money. I hope zat he is smarter zan you, and zat he collects wizhout problems, unlike yourself. I expect no furzher delays zis time. And as I told you earlier, I also expect my 1500 $ refunded vhen you arrest ze hacker. Am I being clear?

Ruprecht

Soon after, emails started ticking in. Laughing

5 instances of this:

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

Call me

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I am qvite busy, it is a church day today, you knov, so I don't have time to call nov. I hope you von't tell me zat zere are more problems, because I am already inklined to cancel ze entire deal.

Ruprecht

Way too early to call him. Laughing

So I waited until after midnight. Laughing

Surprisingly enough, I didn't get more emails from him meanwhile. Shocked

https://soundcloud.com/the-dane-1/ruprecht-sent-the-dollar-to-nigeria

After that, I forwarded him a spoofed mail correspondance between Ruprecht and the fake Stupid Idiot Lad (which of course was Mr. Gomer).

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Here are ze emails you sent to me. I vill email you a little bit later viz some security instructions.

Ruprecht

[Spoofed correspondance that was forwarded]:

From: Christopher Awry Awry <SNIPPED>
Date: Sun, 5 Apr 2020 at 12:17
Subject: Re: This is my new email
To: Ruprecht Grosswiener <SNIPPED>

Am sorry sir,there is a new security fee becos of the harker OK so if you really want to receive your funds send 1500 to the following receiver. Trust me the FBI in Benin will catch the harker and you will get your money back all of the 1500 when they are arrest so send the money and call at this number when you have made the transfer: 234 8153353131

Receive Name::::OBOTE WILSON
Country::::::::Nigeria
City:::::::::::Lagos
Text Question::When
Answer::::::Urgent
Amount::: $1500 usd

Dont forget to call and give the mtcn i mean the security code am waiting for your call.

On Sun, 5 Apr 2020 at 08:23, Ruprecht Grosswiener <SNIPPED> wrote:

Herr Vray,

Vat is zis now? More of your silly little childrens games, Dummkopf? Explain yourself!

Ruprecht!!

On Sun, 5 Apr 2020 at 02:39, Christopher Awry Awry <SNIPPED> wrote:

My dear,contact me on this email. The hacker has lock me out of my email so I will be using this ok? do not called me for security only this email if you are serious about paying the fee

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

Stop contacting them because I don't know anything about this $1500

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

The hacker has lock me out of my email

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Vat do you mean by zat? Have he locked you out of your email for real? So it is true, I vas right to vrite to ze ozher mail address?

Ruprecht

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

No,

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

The only fee I told you to pay is $200 or $1500

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

Nov I am very konfused. Hov can I be sure zat you are not ze hacker? Maybe it is ze ozher mail address zat is ze real Christopher. After all, he told me that the hacker had locked Christopher out, so maybe you are the hacker.

Ruprecht

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

No

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I need some proof. I vill instrukt you hov you vill prove it tomorrow.

Ruprecht

Went to bed. The lad continued a bit. Laughing

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

If you truly want this fund to get delivered to your house address then you have to change your email address.

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

Call me so that I will explain to you better however stop every transaction you are into now listen to me very well.

Stupid Idiot Lad wrote:

Good morning sir

Time to test if this lad can do more than just be stupid on voice and in writing. Twisted Evil

Ruprecht Grosswiener wrote:

I need to be sure vho is ze reight mr. Christopher, before ve can continue. So here are my instruktions:

Vrite zese words on a piece of paper "SCHÖN WURST, HERR GROSSWIENER" in your own handvriting. Zis is important, only handvriting vill be accepted.
Hold ze paper and snap a photo of yourself.
Zen you send me ze photo.

I vill not send any more money to anyvon, not even to you, until I have your identity confirmed by using zis mezhod.
Do you understand my instructions?

Ruprecht

I doubt that he will send me a trophy... I think that he's simply too stupid, and that he won't understand what kind of photo I want. But it's worth a try, he's beginning to bore me somewhat, although he's definitely fun to chop. Laughing

Meanwhile, I was getting emails from another account, out of the blue. No name, it's from noone I mailed and Grosswieners box is just a week old so it hasn't been very exposed. I receive the emails around the same time as the lad writes, and the <strike>lack of</strike> sentence structure and the typical short emails, as well as similarities in what he writes ("If you truly want to blablabla") makes me think it's the same lad. Laughing

No way of knowing for sure, of course, so for now, Grosswiener has no time for this new business contact, as he is busy dealing with the feds and some harkers. Laughing

I'm working on a way to make this move bite him in his own bum. Laughing

So... unless the demand for a photo scared him off, stay tuned for the next update. Very Happy

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